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Example: Jane is not that religious. She's just a C 'n' E goer.
Example: The C N' C is in Air Force One over the Atlantic at the moment.
Example: JJ dribbles, passes....He's a pleasure to watch. Other people are just C-Masters when they play.
Probably first coined by Jim Rome in his daily syndicated radio show.
Example: C-Town rocks are usually very reasonably priced.
Example: That trouble-ticket software is more to C.Y.A. than for the users.
Example: Good C3I is the backbone of any largescale operation, like the one presently underway in Afganistan.
chassis lined with C4 plastic explosive.
What cars in R-rated action movies typically come equipped with,
since they seem to explode in fantastic and colorful fashion at the slightest impact.
Example: Did you see that scene where Travolta drove that Jaguar into
a bus and it burst into flames?
They must've ordered the C4 explosive chassis option.
Example: You're going to drive me to the prom in that cabanger!?
Example: Two coffee cabinets, please.
Example: Check out the cable around his neck.
Example: Look at yourself. Could you get any more cable-ten?
Example: You are the most stupid caboon that I have known.
Example: Due to the thirty gallons of coffee you drink every day, and the minimum wage you pay, that automatically makes you, sir, a cack.
Example: Hey, Cack Chugula, get off the couch and answer the door. The pizza guy is here.
Example: Check out the Bulwer-Lytton website (www.bulwer-lytton.com). They give awards to cacographers.
It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents--except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.
--Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, Paul Clifford (1830)
Eu in greek means well or good; kakos means bad or evil.
Example: The use of the word corpse instead of the deceased is a good example.
Example: There was so much weight piled on one side of the van, it sat caddiwompas.
Example: The tornado blew the house all caddywampus.
The liquor store is caddywampus from the Lovely Mullet Hair Say-lon.
Example: Yeah, let's go to the caf and get some pizza.
Example: I was caffuffed after cooking for the whole Smith family so I went straight to bed.
Example: Man, that cage almost hit me broadside.
Example: I've been in this office too long. I'm getting cagey
Example: I'll put on those caggy jeans to clean out the garage
which is close to the skin on the front of your shin, hurt like bejesus.
From mountain biking, where the most usual blunt instrument for cakking is a pedal.
Example: Owwwwwww! Just cakked my right shin on my SPuD (qv) on that last descent.
Example: That Bill Gates is rolling in cake!
Example: J Lo has cake.
Example: Doing graphics on a Macintosh? Cake and pie!
Example: That cakehead just ran that redlight.
Example: Our calculus test was cakewalk. [There is a dance called a cakewalk.
If you're on the right square when the music stops, you win a cake.
It's also defined as something accomplished with supreme ease.]
Example: There was a calamatastrophy involving 23 cars on the freeway last night
Example: Jane sure has a mean calculeer on her face today.
Example: I can't do these physics problems, even when I use my calcumalator.
Example: So you planned the whole thing, and everyone got caught but you? How caldwellian.
Example: This At the Drive-In show is thoroughly calico cat.
Example: Damn Californicators. They want to pass laws against breathing heavy.
Example: Check out Bizarro with the powered-up chainsaw. He's caligula.
Example: The calipso in the math teachers' acid-wash jeans did not go down well with her students in the front row.
A polite way of telling someone they have same. Adj. callipygous. Cf. steatopygous.
Example: Some believe J Lo may have the most profound case of callipyge ever recorded.
Example: He just callowed my privates.
Example: I. Is he cute? he Caloosa. II. Is she cute? She Caloosa 20.
Abbreviation of a bad Spanish translation for Damn, nice legs.
Example: Don't look now, but there's some calp behind you.
Example: N'Synch is kinda came.
Example: That girl has camel toe.
Example: The gravel road was very camelesque; the passengers were thrown into the air.
Example: Camelup before you go on a long walk.
Example: http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/8968: What's more pathetic than attention-seeking camgirls?
Example: Bob is camping the copy machine today. He must have a large report. I've camped this post for 20 minutes and still no replies to my thread. Betty is so cool. I constantly camp her posts just to see what she says. I like the game, but there are too many lamers who camp all the spawns.
Example: A: Bubba has stayed in the same spot the whole game.
B: Yea, Bubba's just a camper.
who lives for weekends spent communing with nature and fellow Camperoos.
If you are a true Camperoo, you are at all times itchy to be out of town, tent in tow,
even on a moment's notice.
A Camperoo represents all that is pure and good and fun about camping.
No one has to tell you you're a Camperoo...you just KNOW.
Example: Tyler's absence of complaints about the heat,
ability to camp comfortably for three days with a minumum of gear,
and campsite left exactly as he found it showed him to be a true Camperoo.
Example: Those red polka dot shoes? They deserve a can of corn.
Example: Rolex for $3.99? You can't fall off.
Example: damn justin, a bunch of canadians just sat down in your section.
Example: That diamond is so small you canardly see it.
Example: Hey, look, Wes put on some canary blood.
Example: Al Davis looks so stupid wearing those canasta glasses.
Example: Whatcha got? Canayavesum?
Example: Look, they're using the old Canadian Routine.
| Steady now, you don't really want us to use the Canadian Routine, do you...?
Example: When Billy went to the farm and saw the milking station, he was filled with canduity.
Example: I caned him at tekken!
Example: The canipeliosis spread from my sweater to my lunch in record time, rendering the food totally inedible.
Example: My football team won and we were all having canipulations!.
Example: The canks are all headed to Flordia for some decent health-care.
Machinery being canned from does not have to be broken.
Example: One of my headlights went out, so I canned one off my brother's car.
Example: Your daughter is cannibabilistic--she's eating your son's foot.
Example: My home can be called my house, my crib, and my canntabilissumanaryloft.
from the joke about the similarities between American beer and sex in a canoe.
Example: I just got paid. No more canoe beer for me for a while. I'm drinkin' the imported stuff.
Example: He's always trying to canoogle a raise with the boss.
Example: These cans sound great.
Example: Check her out. Thats some fine canuckie there!
Example: The cap-ex that is being spent is being spent on new infrastructure, said Scott Kriens, Juniper Networks CEO.
Example: We need to make sure the line is fully capacitized to reach our true potential.
Example: Carolyn forgave Barret for cheating on her because she thinks she's in capital-L-love.
Example: Did you and Chris capitalize on the first date?
Example: Till I got into therapy, I thought I just liked _The Godfather_, but my shrink diagnosed me with capophilia.
Example: Who the hell is that?
That's a firm believier in caprahlism.
Example: Well done, Captain Guru.
Example: Steve is Captain Designated Driver because he doesn't drink.
Example: Thank you, Captain Obvious!
Example: Mabel put on a caraoke show on I-10 with Goodbye, Earl.
Example: This street smells like carbage.
Example: You carbos are all the same:)
Example: I Carboned that tape for you.
Example: I can't let Jason drive. I'd be afraid he'd fall asleep at the wheel what with his carcolepsy and all.
Example: Chris's source of income appears to be carding. Either that or he's a pimp or a drug dealer. I'd bet that he's a card boy.
Example: Pete: Do you want to go for a jog?
Steve: Care factor zero.
Example: My car crashed into a tree,I stepped on my pet spider, and lost $6,900 in a bet with a pirate.
Example: A: Buy me a drink? B: No. A: You're so careeput.
Example: Let off the gas! You're gonna' end up carfucking the lady in front of you.
Example: Did you lose your carginity in your '97 Tiburon?
Example: Anyone who says that wiper baldes aren't carglack is an insane.
Example: Emma had great fun in kicking the cargoyles off her daddy's minivan.
Example: After Ron and Nancy's cargument, we rode in silence for six hours.
Example: It hurt so bad I thought I had carked it.
Example: Ah! C'mon, Christina. You're being a carmack. We haven't done anything together in weeks.
Example: Carp, he killed me...again!
Example: Bits of road cArp and filth blew in her face as she drove down the interstate in a car without a windshield.
Reference to how boring carpet shopping is, or how monotonous and lacking in personality a person is.
Example: I don't believe how carpet this speaker is--I bet he practices carpetry.
Example: There was a ton of carpet fuzz in her house, she had not vacuumed in forever.
Example: While cruizin' in my carpse the muffler fell off again.
Example: I didn't mean to make you feel inferior--you're not. I was just being carsastic.
Example: we used to think he was so funny, with his dopey ties and his hats, until we realised what a carson he was.
Example: As you can see, the cartographical blob that is the Middle East is definitely the hub of the three continents.
Example: Mona spent much of her free time devoted to collecting scooters and engaging in cartoonery.
Example: Oh! How carvenient! The owner of that Reserved spot next to the door is going home for the day!
Example: The President will be speaking to the press from casablanca at noon.
Example: Is that guy fronting on a cellular phone that doesn't work? Is that a fake Tag Heuer on his wrist?
Not this cat. He's definitely on some Cash Money Millionare trip.
Example: Put your cigarette out, it's cashed.
Example: I'm gonna have to score a little cashish if i'm gonna check out that concert tonight.
Example: I will come for a drink but I've got to get some Cashola first
Example: Travis: Where'd my shoe go? It was just here last night. Katie: It probably ended up in cassatopia.
Example: Me: Did you fix the server?
Guru: Nah. It was in casters-up mode.
Example: I need to sleep later so give me a cup of the castrated coffee.
Example: I saw these two cats breaking into your car last night.
Example: When that cute waitress started flirting with me, it was only a matter of time before my girlfriend and her got into a Cat Fight.
Example: I really, really like the folding chairs with the beerholder in the arm-rest. They really are the cat's ass.
Example: In a recent advertisement for a freezer, the company used the term its' cool box. This catapostrophe meant that it was not clear whether the box is cool, or whether the freezer has a cool box. The words its' of course, does not exist. [See prior entry at it's.]
Example: Sweetie, can you get me some tea? Not now dear, I'm catatonic.
Example: Bill pulled a Catch-23 when he saved 20 people at the cost of killing 35.
Example: I don't like it when the cat sleeps on the bed, sheds, and leaves catdentions, ruffling the covers.
Example: Clint Eastwood is a catdude.
Example: I think something's wrong in the mailroom; I haven't gotten any mail since last week.
There's definitely a caterpillar in the pudding down there.
Example: don't have a cathexis, Mitch. I'll be 18 in a week!
Example: Why does Bootsy always do his catloaf right on the section of the paper I'm trying to read?
and the cats in the neighborhood, here comes the catman,
and they just go wild, looking up and down the street for them,
it also has turned into the kids getting out of school, as catkids
Example: A catpause is a period of time on the order of a nanosecond.
Catrepreneurs use fair and honest business practices. (Contrast with ratrepreneur.)
Example: You made this most excellent website? Hey, you're a catpreneur, my friend!
Refering to brain functioning or body parts most commonly but can describe any situation that is
dysfunctional or misfunctional.
Example: After the night I had last night, my brain is all catterwacked.
Example: Nick's car was caution-taped while he was camping.
Example: the new kid in school is cavityfighting, i think he'll make lots of new friends.
Example: Aww. She just smiled at me. Kate's my CC baby.
Example: Although Oliver worked with people he easily could have ripped off, his approach has always been celerica.
Example: My wife and I are celibating our 25th wedding anniversary
Example: he's cell-yelling and It's really bothering me.
Example: Put the leftover boxes in the cella.
Example: Some cellaholic was talking through the whole movie--reminded me why I'd rather stay home and rent.
Example: See the cellu-loser in the Honda over there?
Example: You'll have to diet. You've put an extra two inches on your celluhang during the holidays.
Example: Just call me up on my celly.
Example: I trust you have recovered from any celubrious activities during the festive period.
Example: Paul Jarvis is my favourite celwebrity. (Paul is a very well-known performer with Cirque du Soleil. Check out the show next time you're in Las Vegas.)
Example: The V-Chip is a major Censorbator.
the website's new location or new owners.
Example: After launch.com got bought out by Yahoo!, it became nothing but a century 21
page to Yahoo! Music.
Example: This is the centurysquared word to enter the dictionary.
Example: Enron's Jeffrey Skilling is a good example of a ceoster.
Example: That was really C?p? of you to do.
Before Wheel of Fortune started awarding cash prizes,
contestants were required to use the money they won to purchase prizes.
Any money left over from buying golf clubs, vacations and La-Z-Boys would be
spent on the cheapest prize available--invariably a ceramic dolphin, Dalmatian, or fish.
Example: Did you see the bracelet that Janice got? Oooh...ceramic fish!
Basically it means see ya
Example: Pete: I'm going now, I'll see ya later.
Example: When we were playing in the rain, your mom looked at us like we were certifiable.
Example: Once I get this online comic up and running, I'm going to be a total cewebrity!
make when you collect from a slot machine. The opposite of ch ching is ba bau.
Example: Thanks for cooking a great meal; it was ch ching.
Example: A: So, you got her number?
Example: Hey, cha, how're your chas?
Example: I can't believe that guy shaves his chest! What a chach!
Example: Hi, chach, how are the things?
Causes are unknown; however, it is believed to be caused by too much television
or time spent in front of the computer.
Example: Got anything for my chaedaque? I can't seem to walk straight.
Example: Sam chafims all the time.
Example: lets go out and Chalk up some chaif's
Example: Are you sitting down?
Thank you, I'm all chaired-up!
Example: Chakos! This is the real stuff.
Example: Lets go Chalk up some Chaifs
Example: Any champers left? I'm thirsty after the caviar.
Example: Qs sung by soccer fans worldwide,Championees, championees are we are we are we.
Example: Know Steve from Accounts? Is he a chandler wannabe or what?
Example: We missed the bus. That's chank.
Example: Mo always channelates from football to religion to books while we talk.
Example: After the station played Should I Stay or Should I Go? my strong chanticipation of Rock the Casbah was dashed by a string of commercials.
Example: see that chick over there latched onto that old guy? She is so a charity mole
Example: Murray's half-baked proposal was accepted by the board chiefly due to his chartmanship.
Example: I was given a real Chastity belt in the bar just now.
Example: I consider myself a chatnik.
To the point of depression or never speaking to someone again.
Example: He saw her chatting to another male chatter so he's stopped eating...He's such a ChatterBrain.
Example: You?ve been chatterfuged by that user, bigboyhot4u. He ain?t doin? nuthin? but the chatterfuge.
The biggest threats: gangs, muggers, rapists and thugs.
If entering one of these areas, say goodbye to your wallet and mobile phone.
Example: Sam and Kerem were walking around chatty, when they were approached by two thugs who took their wallets.
Example: She talked to me on the phone for 2 hours. She sure is a Chatty Cathy.
Example: The lady in the aisle seat was a chatty kathy.
Example: Check out the chaunch standing by the bar. Do you think I've got a chance with her?
Example: Look at that clown! She's a top-class Chav.
Example: Come on you chaver, we're going to be late.
Example: Bert: I got a new BMX for my birthday--and fifty bucks!
Example: Ugh! I am never staying at Eugene's house again. His mom serves up chawny pig-slop.
Example: Slim: Yeah, I like that game, too.
Example: Alright! Jane asked me out for the prom. Check please! -or- Damn. 1 day until the prom, and the only person who asked me out was a guy. Check please...
Example: That guy must have mad cheddar to be driving that Benz.
Example: Hurry up. If we miss the cheddar, we're going to have to walk home.
Example: Don't leave yet. Let's cheech-marin here for a while.
Example: After eating those Cheetos, boy, did I have a lot of cheedle on my fingers.
Example: Cheekunks will eat from your hand sometimes.
Example: Bobby's last few Apple-Cinnamon Breakfast Squares floated in his bowl on their own,
each square independent and solitary of the other,
unlike the cheeriomagnetization exhibited when he usually finished a bowl of his favorite low-sugar cereal--
all the o's hugging each other as if they just got tossed off the Titanic.
Example: Look out! There's a couch of cheerks coming this way.
Tumbling, jumping, stunting, yelling--all are all involved.
Example: It's gonna suck if I don't make cheerleading this football season.
Example: Cheer's mate
Example: i hate spendin cheese on women
Example: Don't cry. Life is short, so just be cheese.
Example: Cheese and rice! Would you look at that?
Example: Cheese it, the Feds! and Ready to go? Let's cheese it, then.
Example: like boy bands and ditzy 16 year old girls, e.i. Back Street Boys and Brittney Spears
Example: Cheese n' crackers got all muddy, I dropped the collection plate.
Example: Until I can afford a Camaro I have to take the cheese wagon to school.
Example: The TV show _The Prisoner_ has incredibly cheese-a-delic special effects.
Example: He's been cheesecaking for half an hour. Someone should send him out to get the groceries or something.
Example: Ex. That guy hit your car? I'd be cheesed!
Example: Every time I see Julie, I'm cheesed.
Example: It looks like Dave's computer is cheesed again.
Example: You always lose your job. I got a new one. Yeah, and I won a cheesefactory.
Example: That guy with the mullet cut and Starter jacket thinks he's so cool. What a cheeser!
Example: It is a good idea to clean the cheesidue off of the knife before putting it back in the drawer.
Example: Did you see that cheesy movie on TV last night? OR
The car mechanic charged you a clean up fee too? That's so Cheesy!
Example: I just walked the dogs and I can't take off my shoes because I will have cheesy feet.
Example: Got a napkin? I need to get this cheetle of my fingers.
Example: Mary decided that cheezlewellerkiting Tom was not the best idea, as he was allergic to cheese.
Example: Would you like to buy a chem-cam or a binary cam (a digital camera).
Example: that guy is a total chent
Example: Oh, no, here comes Rosie; chercher la vache!
Example: Hey, cherniss, how 'bout you try and shut up.
Example: My Dad's 1970 Oldsmobile 442 is cherry.
can be used both in a positive or negative sense.
Example: To cherryize my day, after having been given the run around by everyone, I was twenty minutes late to the meetings and bombed my demonstration.
bows, and the colour pink. 2. Fearsomely red, having a shade of redness that inspires awe and fear.
3. The flavour of really cheap cherry-flavoured cough syrup.
Example: 1. The 13-year-old who maintains that Sailor Moon page is a little too cherryscary for me.
2a. Yaz'Mati, the mighty king of the efreet, is very cherryscary, indeed.
2b. Ignatz's face became all cherryscary when I walked in on him biting the wax tadpole in his room.
3. I had to take some cough syrup to get to sleep, and I woke up with that cherryscary taste in my mouth.
Example: I need a napkin to get this chesidue off my fingers after eating all those Cheetos.
Example: You should break up with Rob, he's such a chest-shaver.
Example: After Jim got dissed by his friend, everyone yelled out CHEVY!
Example: This sandwich has ChevyBread Yuck!
Example: Do you want to go to the Chinese chew and spew?
Example: Walking behind two friends: Hey! Don't chewbacca me!
Example: Look out for that really hairy guy in the road! Christ, you hit him. Chewbaccalypse, for sure.
Example: Cor blimey! Those chewits are nice!
Example: Q: What is the double-vectored pipelined cpu bus?
Example: That new Russian kid drives a Benz! Yeah, but up close it looks a little chewy--prob'ly built it himself out of Bondo and bubble gum.
Example: Chris, you are a chez-monkey.
Example: Did you see Linda's new rug? It is very chezmoid don't you think?
Example: I'll be right back, I gotta go get chezted.
Example: You're talking just like a Chhagal.
Example: He's all right, but a bit of a chia pet.
(like a sheep in wolf's clothing.)
Example: David started opening doors, pulling out chairs, and reciting prose in an attempt to charm Lisa; but Lisa's friends warned her of his reputation as a notorious chiavinist!
Example: When Tom handed her the rose, Heather blushed and whispered, chiba!
Example: After eating all of that chocolate ice cream, Melissa was very chibbery.
Example: What's up chica., Hey mama chica what's the shakes.
Example: It was hot out, so I finished my homework Chicago-style.
Example: Some of my friends are such chicamawakas.
Note: Does NOT refer to chick or bitch but may be a subconscious synthesis of the two.
Example: (To be said to a close friend)
What's up, my chich?
Like dude, but more riot grrl than surfer.
Example: Chick. I *cannot* get another speeding ticket.
Example: That girl is a fine chicka.
Example: Chickens, time for the meeting....
(running around like a chicken with its head cut off).
Emphasis in a sentence dictates the intensity (like fuggetabout it).
Example: He's such a chicken!
Example: The only people I waited on in the restaurant were chicken feeders.
Example: Who wants to go chicken huntin' with me?
Example: Ed's nuts! He wants to go fishing at chicken o'clock in the morning.
Example: Hey, my Mac is messed up. It won't work.
Try re-building your desktop, it's chicken soup.
See Project Pat's song Chickenhead for a detailed description. A goldigger.
Example: Ever since my pockets became fat, all these chickenheads come swoopin' in trying to claim my cheddar.
acting like one without actually being a chicken. Usually just wasting company time.
Example: He's just chickening around today.
Example: Hey, git your chickindeenis over here. OR
Git your hands off my chickindeenis.
Example: We've gotta jet--there's a pack of chicklets heading our way.
Example: Hey, chickwich, what's up?
Example: She may look weird, but she's a real chickypoo.
Example: Poor Maurice Gibb is a victim of Chicoism.
Example: Look at Pete. Getting a new skank for his chictionary.
Example: Would you like fries with that?
Yes, thanks chief.
Example: He's totally arrogant, and struts around the place like he's chief circle, for crying out loud!
Example: Don't chiger me, you mess.
Example: Matt's a chikan-san.
Example: Just chilax and have a seat.
Example: Most of Ozzy Osbourne's critics are a bunch of childsafers. After all, it was only a bat.
Example: Wanda is sooo chill.
Example: Just chillax. Okay?
Example: Before you came over today, I was just chillaxin.
Example: Q: What did you do yesterday after school?
A: Nothing much, just chilling.
Example: I spent this weekend all the way chillt.
Also this allows for the shortest meaningfull dialogue in English:
Example: My farplace needs a new chimbly.
Example: Don't worry, she's just a chimbo.
Example: My dorm is inhabited by a bunch of chimneyfish--it smells disgusting.
Trained to do something without understanding the reason why (as a trained animal).
Example: These reports are a disaster. Didn't anyone understnad why we were doing them? These people are chimps.
Example: Dr. Zira is a very intelligent chimpette, but she?s not as cute as Ari, from _Tim Burton?s _Planet of the Apes_.
Example: The Big Unit played some chin music for Bagwell on that pitch.
Example: Ric's mother got upset when he gave her chinage.
Example: That was a sweet ching.
Example: Hand me that little Chingaso over there.
Example: Hey! Do you speak chinglish?
Example: It looks like all of DEFROST have chinstaches; they should shave better.
Example: Bert: Can I borrow your car, Ernie? ERnie: That's chip with me.
Example: He's such a chip-head he could draw you a diagram of the internal cicuit of the Pentium 4 microprocessor.
Example: Your CV is completely chip-shop.
Example: 1, 2, chippermonky, 4, 5
The chippie lifestyle is exemplified in Seventeen magazine and television shows directed at the 13-18
These people are loud, especially enthusiastic, but insecure.
They are generally not very interesting to talk to as their passions range only from boys to shopping.
Example: In the girl's bathroom, the chippies were fixing their makeup and gossiping
about the new boy whom they all felt was totally gorgeous.
Example: Bob. The chippy filled this bag with chipples.
Example: He's got a Saville Row suit, a Hermes tie, and a chippy accent. My bet is he's very rich.
Example: She was so chirpacious it got on my nerves.
Example: Honey, are you chirting again? Get out of that chatroom and pay attention to me.
Compression of Chili sauce, salad?
Example: Large doner please, my good man. Chisausa?
Example: Do you have a toothpick? I think I have a chive.
--preferably abbreviated as CF
Example: Hey, do I have anything in my teeth?
Nope. Chive free!
particles. Can be abbreviated ?CS.?
Example: Can you run a chive scan, make sure I?m clear?
Example: He was always polite to the ladies like a good chivilrist.
Example: I'll pick that up for you.
The way your nose feels when it's stuffy and really really dry inside.
You can do nothing about it.
Can also be used to describe a feeling of helplessness or stagnation.
Example: I can't do anything about that problem...I feel so chlomostlestangerine. You gotta help me.
Example: It may be bad for your health, but I love cho cho sundaes.
Example: Bro's, you want to get some cho's with some extra peno's?
Example: Your boyfriend's an unrepentant choade. OR I drank too much, I'm gonna choade.
life or circle of friends proves to be very exciting or revolutionary.
Usually characterised by loud nonsense sounds, squealing, and rapid movement of head, arms, or hands.
Example: With our shared interest in digital music, Pearl and I connected right away.
It gave me the chobeez just thinking about how she would be able to help me further
my own flagging career.
Example: That chobo driver can't stay in his lane.
Often characterized by an intense need for water or salty foods.
Example: The death by chocolate sundae was great while I was eating it, but now I feel like I've been chocolacuted.
painted chocolate or any other cenfectionary color--butterscotch, creme, etc.
Example: Check out that Benz. That's one serious chocolate panzer.
Example: I know it looks good, but it doesn't work at all. It's about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Can be used with a variety of condiments: mustospurfulation, ketchospurfulation, etc.
Example: Sally looked insulted and glared at Mark from across the room while Mike was making sundaes. He said, Hey, that's not me, it's chocospurfulation.
Example: Last night I got so drunk my tongue went black and fell off. That was a bit chod, wasn't it? How did you get it reattached to say that?
Example: I can't believe that chode is macking on Monica--she's way too hot for him.
Example: We were going to take the new road but it was all choggy with beach traffic
Example: Hey, chogret, lets go to the mall tonight.
Example: I can't believe what a choir junkie Tina is. She is in the choir room all the time.
Example: Where do you want to eat tonight? Let's go to Choke N' Puke.
Example: A. My boss said I have to work this weekend.
B. Just choke yourself.
an uncomfortable area of the field to shoot or throw from, a situation where you feel likely to fail.
Example: I made the birdie from 15 feet inside the choke zone.
Example: Step out of your tractor and prepare to be chokeled.
Example: One bite of that Godiva chocolate bar gave me considerable chokolatenfreude.
Example: A clerk conversing with coworker: Yesterday, I had to help this chombie find the limes.
Example: Would you like a cup of chomley?
Example: ah, this is a boss-looking burger, chappy. well, chompers! (chomp)
Example: I'm hungry. I'm gonna get me some chomps.
The word was invented when a New Zealander attempted to say chunky', and what she said was chonky.
Example: Stacey: Have you seen _Jaws_? Sam: No, why? Stacey: there is this one part when all these chonky bits of humans were floating in the water.
Example: Alyson sure looked like a chooch when she blew that bubble and the gum
flew out of her mouth onto her in-laws plate.
Example: The whole system is completely choofy; it's a complete waste of time. OR That guy is a Chufacabra--he never does any work.
Example: I don't like chookies; I prefer oatmeal raisin.
2. An expression of happiness after receiving an alcoholic beverage.
3. In Scotland, choom can also be used to initiate the act of love.
Example: 1. Och, right time to do some work... choom!
2. A lovely pint of whiskey! Choom!
3. Come a little closer and choom me up.
Example: Choom choom, Mr. Paris!
A way in whcih Eddie Izzard Fans often say goodbye.
Example: Later, man. Later. Chooooow.
Example: Pam is a chop. Why does she hang out with us when we tell her to go away?
Example: Ahhh S*&t;! Here comes Choppicer O'Riley. He been bussin' my ass all damn week.
Example: After that meditation he was feeling choprasettic.
Example: I'm typing naked, said the chore.
OR I'd have sex with you, but I hate to do chores.
Example: It took me almost half an hour but my girlfriend finally had a choregasm.
Example: That's one chosty steak and kidney pie.
Example: Did you see the chotels on Chris? Give it some air!
Example: Christians, Jews, Arabs and African-Americans can all buy gifts for Chrikannadanza
Example: Mark's annual attendance at midnight mass was in keeping with his Christeaster faith.
It is a mix between the two holidays, so the everybody is a winner.
Example: A. Kids, which holiday would you like to celebrate this year?
Example: all day I've had this chronic yawn! I can't stop it!
Example: Do I have chronic lyricosis or is Madonna speaking Spanish in her song La Isla Bonita
when she says Tropical re-ilandries? (Tropical the island breeze)
Example: He was late for work because he had the chrons.
Example: John sure can't play hockey.
Yeah, he really chubs the nub.
Hurts like a bitch, but that's what you get for having tree-trunks for legs.
Example: I can't go out to Sweetwaters with my friends tonight because i have a severe case of chub-rub and I can't walk!
Example: Just chuck the remote control over here, willya?
Example: Phil's car is a chuck.
Example: You accidentally dyed your hair pink? I find that kind of chucklish.
Example: Pass the Chucky Larms, please.
Example: man, this casino is starting to piss me off. all these chuds don't walk fast enough and keep elbowing me.
Example: Alec is definitely chuddy--not an ounce of fat on him, but he weighs a lot for his height and age.
Example: What, are you gonna chuff on that all night?
Example: I had to buy a new jacket because my old one was getting all chuffy.
Example: I'll take 6 chuggets to go.
Example: Mommy, my chullet is tangled.
Example: Let's go to the chummery to have our dinner.
2. Really dumb.
3. Easily duped.
3)a sucker for something
Example: Alex is the biggest chump I've ever known, falling for Chris.
Example: Look how ugly that guy's car is. He's a champion chumpus.
Example: You're not fat, Momma. You're just chumpy like me.
Example: That Street Fighter match was so chun--all you did was trip me.
Example: You come home after an all night kegger and 7 shots of Pepermint Schnaps--and you just feel like chundering.
Example: Wow, that's some real chunklove right there.
Example: Tonight I'm going to my aunt's house. She wants to chunnel Che Guevera and she needs a translator.
Example: Tom: Have you seen Harry?
Dick: Yeah, he's chuntering around somewhere..
Example: Come here chuppa.
Example: When the Cowboys scored with ten minutes left, it was church.
Example: Danny's such a chuzzlewort. He doesn't have any clean T-shirts left because they all have coffee stains on them.
Example: I knew the guy was a cidiot when he cut me off on my bike with his Mercedes.
Example: He came off as this really cinemate guy until he told me his favorite movie was _Men In Black II_.
Example: The cinemuck in the Union Square Theater is so bad my shoe came off twice on my way to the bathroom.
Example: 1) My cinewobble surely did not impress the ladies as I left the movie. 2) Barney met Betty for the first time, as he cinewobbled into her at Bedrock Theaters.
Example: Tried to build a dimensional database but it got CIOed. Now its all flat-files.
Example: After school was over I gained a lot of cipher.
I use it when I agree or disagree with my friends.
Example: Caitlin: You know, that guy's ass is so fine.
Sara: Oh, I disagree. Circle take the square.
or if you want to extend on this phrase, you can block (i.e. Sara: I'll take Whoopie for the block, his ass is far from fine. )
whose symptoms are antisocial behavior and a tendency to blame others for things they didn't do.
The term is to be used as a proper monicker as well as a generic.
Example: A: Jim told me he didn't want to go to breakfast with us. But when we got back from Shoney's he asked us why we didn't take him to breakfast!.
B: Ah, fergit it. That's just Circlemouth.
A: He's a circlemouth all right.
Example: That guy on life support is circling the drain.
Example: Saving money by being a commuter wasn't a smart decision on my part.
It was a case of circumstantial intelligence.
to go around the house only in an imaginary way such that one is merely daydreaming
of the act instead of actually doing it.
Example: Over the past two weeks, Mark has circumvegetated his home several times a day,
making quite a mess in the process.
Example: John was having circus sex with the midget.
Example: The citidiot in the Mercedes was parked in the handicapped spot at the supermarket.
Example: After I had been gone for a month, my house was dust city.
Example: Could I get a glass of city juice? asked the man of the waitress.
Example: Don't bother asking John about the international conference. He's just citydropping again.
Example: Chris is ciupacabra. You know, one of those who's a legend in his own mind.
Example: I was doin' a tag, and this cop heard the clackett. I was so busted!
Example: If you don't shut up I'm gonna claim ya!
The assailant raises one arm above his own head,
places the other along his leg,
and then brings them together in a rapid motion on another's body in order to cause injury;
the arms make a motion similar to that of a clam.
Example: I was really kicking john's behind until he clam slammed me right in the face.
Derived from the words clandestine and destiny.
Example: Before his death, Bob could never have imagined the clandestiny of his brain.
Example: Tell the duty clankie that the ballast pump is leaking.
Example: John has clarisma in deciphering the federal regulations.
Example: Most people don't know about my Usenet antics because I am Clark Kent-ing with my main email address.
Example: Leg warmers worn with white dinner gloves are serious clashion.
Example: They always gotta clasp shakers
Example: She became claustrophobisized when the zipper on her sleeping bag got stuck.
Example: My clavichord hurts, don't sit on my lap.
mainly by senior citizens (also called cataract sunglasses).
The name derives from the large shades that Clayton Moore had to wear
when he was told he could not continue wearing a Lone Ranger mask in public appearances because the rights to the character and representations of the character were owned by someone else.
Example: Two women were waiting for the bus, both wearing large black Claytons that covered most of their upper faces.
This allows one to discuss it without the taboo as only the people familiar
with the term know what it really means.
Example: Sorry, Susan, we're unable to come over tonight. Bill and I really need to clean the closet.
Example: You got all A's on your report? Well, aren't you cleaver?
Example: Here comes Clem
Example: Haha! You have a cleo. OR Stop being a cleo.
Example: In that low-cut dress she was wearing, you could see Cleveland.
Example: She and I aren't going anywhere- I mean, we just haven't achieved any sort of clickage.
Example: Gimme the clicklur. This show's a rerun.
Example: If My mom saw my room so Cling Cling my mom will know its gotta be the puppy chow
Example: I had to get it up to 80 in order to pass that clingon back there.
Verb: The act of clicking a hypertext link.
Example: The page needs a clink to pseudodictionary. Clink to visit pseudodictionary.
Example: That drunk girl is Clintoning on my boyfriend.
From fellatio and cunnilingus with a single partner to pulling trains anally, orally, and vaginally. Nasally? Aurally? With krelbows? Backs of the knees? Definitely with their hands.
Example: What I'm doing is OK.
The other girls are doing it, too.
It's just the sort of thing President Clinton did--and you voted for him both times.
I don't intend to get pregnant, so it's not sex.
It's part of Clinton's Legacy.
Example: Arthur cloaned my CD to Debbie. She turned around and asked me if I wanted to borrow it.
Example: Ryan, I think Brit just clocked you.
Example: My new job allows me to clock dollars.
Example: I can't afford to miss work again, so I will have to clockblock you.
Example: Bob's Starcraft strategy was weak. He was clockstalking so he wouldn't be late for work.
Example: Those clocksuckers in the mail room were here 'til midnight.
Example: The game starts at seven and it's quarter to six now. By my clockulations we have 75 minutes.
Example: That new guy is a clodpoll.
Example: Can you hand me that cloe (refering to a shirt lying on the bed)?
Example: As he twitched spasmodically on the floor, I thought to myself, He's sure having one sweet clonus!
Example: Orange is a clorange.
Example: 1. The romance was fizzling but the final closature was way too cold.
2. The vet had to fix the closature of the dog's eye.
Example: You know Aaron? Yeah, he's that close-talker, right?
Example: They didn?t know she was so loose; her closet-time was almost 25 years.
Main demographic: viewers envious of the glossy and trendy wardrobes worn by the participants.
Can be readily detected by the presence of a changing-clothes montage to upbeat music (see Pretty Woman).
Phrase may have originated with science-fiction author Pat Cadigan. See shopping porn, food porn, and gun porn.
Example: Supposedly the interviewer spent a day with the starlet talking about her latest movie,
but actually it was just clothes porn.
Example: We had the weirdest clow last night.
Example: That driver behind me is a clown-munch.
Example: No one carries a badge for Uncle Sam without going through club-fed first.
Example: Look at Stone Cold and The Rock clubberin on each other.
Example: Boy! That idiot sure is a cluck!
Example: That was a very clueful way of handling the problem.
Example: I just dropped the vase on my foot.I am such a clums!
Example: I only need one hanger for my coat, not that whole clunger.
Example: I checked out that resturant last night, it was clutch
Example: That's a clutchen and that's a clutcheon. Said by a four-year-old pointing at items on a hardware store shelf.
Example: with my cream turtleneck sweater and navy blue oxford jacket, i am as clyde!
Example: There are those who claim that Hattie is a CME Christian.
Example: This appears yellow, so we'll reduce its yellow CMYK component.
Example: Cnai go now?!
Example: If you eat those green apples, you'll get co-ollybobbles.
To give, hand over
Example: Hey, Adam, can you coach me that pillow?
of big drawings using soft charcoal from 8:00 to 6:00 in the evening.
When you are done, you look like you have been coal mining.
Example: When I came home from coal mining, I made the mistake of lying down on the bedsheets I just cleaned.
Example: A tall glass of coalburn goes down smoothly.
Example: My computer crashed while I was burning a CD, so all I got out of it was a coaster.
Example: I'll see if I can cobb something together with this duct tape and some toothpicks.
Example: That statement completely cobsquaddles me.
Example: I did a search for some useful current information, but all I got back was broken links and cobweb sites.
Example: Cockapoos are some of the more common mongrels in America.
Example: Look at those cockroaches over there. They are a dime a dozen here at school. I can't stand them.
Example: The movie sucked, but it was fun watching for cocoanuts.
Example: Hey, Mac, let's coddiwomple across the food court and find something to eat.
Example: It's code.
Example: Code pie is getting me down.
Example: GUYS: Jennifer Lopez in my opinion is a total CODE RED! She is way pretty. GIRLS: Robert Downey, Jr. is a definite CODE RED. He is way hot!
Usually refers to the high-rate hourly programmers that will do anything for a price.
Example: We're way behind schedule, so they're bringing in a team of Code Whores to pull a week of all-nighters.
Example: Steven is a codentron in the service of the army.
Example: that's an amazing feat of codery
Since there's no standard, everyone has his own way of speaking it,
with humourous results.
Just listen to two coders attempt to engage in conversation over a programming problem--hilarity!
Example: Good gravy, Billy has been hacking so long today he's ordering his lunch in codish!
Example: Jane finally realised cody-eto never was and never will be real.
Example: Bill coughed on Nancy. Since she was the coffee, she caught the flu.
Example: Cal, do you have any coffee?
putting the finishing touches on his Everquest fan fiction.
Example: Bert: Did you hear him talking? It sounded like he ate a thesaurus.
Ernie: It's all a fake, he's just a coffee-shop intellectual.
Example: I'm so exhausted from last night, I need to coffeetize myself immediately.
Example: Hey, why's the clock blinking on the coffier? Again?
Example: The cog was waiting for me by the door.
Similar in structure and use to coreligionist.
Example: Henri, you speak French--help me translate this letter from one of your coglottists.
Example: At first I was worried about that math problem. But, when I looked again. I realized it was just a cognatoid.
Example: Jerk behind me was putting on a full symphony coincert.
Example: What a coinkedink. I didn't know you liked cheesecake too.
Example: What a coinkidink. We were just talking about you, and bam...here you are.
Example: I opened a 2-liter of Coka Soaka and it ruined my white shirt.
Example: your so sexy cokaboka
Example: Waiter: What will you have to drink. Customer: A large Coke. Waiter: We don't have Coke, will Pepsi be all right? Customer: No. Please, God, save me from Pepsi.
individual with access to information) with the intention of recruiting
him as an informant (usually paid).
Example: There have been many cold approaches of Iraqi government officials in the last ten years.
Example: I am putting on my long underwear, because it is going to be Cold-A-Hellen tonight.
Beer is made using many of the same ingredients as bread,
so beer is liquid bread.
Take a cold slice of liquid bread and put it in a can and you got yourself a coldwater sandwich.
Example: Grab me one of them coldwater-sandwiches from the ice chest, would you?
Example: Charlie drank 20 bottles of high-velocity beer, stood up too quickly. and just collollopsed.
Example: Who just drank 181 bottles of beer? Thats collyness!
Example: Eddie just jumped off a building. He's a collywally--or was.
Example: James had colomonoagilactity for football that summer.
Example: Colour me surprised. I never expected that to happen.
Example: That outfit he wore the other day was really colourizeed.
Example: Friends, let us columbate in the bar for a few jars!
than the usual way of serving in sections on the plate surface.
Example: Columnar food is okay for one course of a meal. However, it loses its novelty with overuse.
Example: Oh, I'm here already. I must have been in coma drive.
Example: This hard drive is comaed
Example: Noticed Ted and Sarah holding hands? Yes, they're having a comance.
Example: When I play lotto, I combinate my numbers.
Example: I'm so sorry that I missed our meeting, I comblot.
Example: That shot looks comboable
Example: The harried mother tried desparately to combobulate the winter clothing of her absent-minded offspring.
Example: i miss you lots, come orver now!
Example: When asked to choose between two answers: Eome-see-come-saw.
Example: 96-point Headline:TV CRITIC GETS COMEDOWNANCE.
Example: If that comedydiot calls me bubba one more time....
Example: Hey you, comesee
Example: you might want to take out the old memory stick so theres no comflicts with the new one
Example: The couch we bought at the flea market was very comfordable, a bargain at only $25. Soft as a baby's bottom.
Example: Gee, id really like this years new model Comformodore
Example: please, come in and comfortabate yourself
Example: I am more interested in the bed's comfortability.
Example: Those sweatpants are comfty.
Example: That's Alonso and Irvine having a coming together.
Example: They had a great relationship, but it ended because of his commitmentphobia.
Example: Seeing that the line to the women?s bathroom was interminable,
I decided to become a commode commando and used the men?s instead.
Example: The guy that crashed into the pole was a definite commodorebogan
Example: Eating Burger King's French fries is communist.
Example: ha ha ha, you're such a comodian.
Example: Please compactify the results of your experiment so that they will fit on this page.
sheets of previously unreported items which might scare investors if they found out by
accident or through the press and lead to their share price plummeting.
Also known as balance sheet detox.
Example: Did you see that exceptional charge on the profits of XYZ announced last week?
Talk about company detox.
Example: I really wanted that other marking scheme. I'm gonna find that compass who complained.
Example: When I start playing video games, I do get competitious.
Example: At the restaurant I noticed a complaint of actors crowded around a table.
Example: I would not recommend the new Star Trek book to anyone excect completionists.
Example: I couldn't finish the assignment because the instructions were so complexicated.
Example: We do not want to simplify for them; we want to complexify--if such a word exists. Or something to that effect was said by Donald Rumsfeld, Secretary of Defense, Oct 2001.
and the little bastard makes you doubt yourself and you aren't sure whether you were sure,
or were ever really sure about anything. Long-term effects include the overall inability to make up your mind.
Example: Due to an episode over super-sizing a Mc meal to split with his girl last January,
Jerry was in a constant state of compliddity and had to rely on a shiny silver dollar to make up his mind.
Example: If your limbs become rigid and your brain freezes at the sight of a blank sheet of paper
or if your gastric muscles involuntarily contract at the mention of verbs or descriptive, you
may suffer from compophobia.
Example: Can you help me on my compruter?
Example: I could not get my current bank balance because the banks computer was suffering from compstipation
Example: It started when I got my first Apple II, and now I can't even get into the basement because of all the piles of compunabula I've got down there.
and requires no human contact beyond her system. Usually a recluse.
Example: Our best guess is that she's compusexual, seeing as how she isn't interested in one sex or the other but loves her computer.
Example: Dave's turned into a computato since he got his new computer. His wife is giving him hell.
Example: Kyle has meet so many women on the internet he has been labeled a computer pimp.
Example: I wish I had more time to computerate.
Example: On Mondays and Thurdays the boss is strictly a computer commuter.
Example: Bert: Hey, Ernie, what's goin' on? I did the concensus and we got one too many guys came in from the yard.
Ernie: Nah, you musta miscounted.
Bert: No, I checked and checked again. We got one too many. Somebody musta busted in.
Example: You wrote an award winning paper on supersymmetry? A Nobel Prize, too? You're so concluscious.
Example: I'll fax the report to you tomorrow, if I can figure out this concraption.
Example: Well, concrapulations to you on your new promotion.
Example: Billy is a concreightor, surfing is his passion.
Example: In order to concretiate the facts, the detective did further investigating.
Example: The developers are slowly concretizing the grass in front of the
library because people will take shortcuts across the lawn.
Example: Midget to druggist: Do you sell condominimums here?
Example: I had to pass a bunch of cones back there before I could catch up with you.
Example: AARGH! Kelsey lured me into a confidentiality trap. Now she knows that I have a crush on Danielle.
Example: So much conflama tonight.
Lester opened the closet door and found his girlfriend in there...with someone else.
Example: This problem is hard. I'm confoozled.
Example: I get so confoozled sometimes. Do the shoes go on your hands or your feet?
Example: Getting his story published finally allowed Boutros to break through his confrustipation, thus ending his long struggle with writer's block.
Example: After this morning's class I was confrustrated about what to do.
Example: This whole mess has left me confuddled.
Example: a child custody added confugality to the divorce
Example: Yes I know I am confunderstood.
Example: Math boggled them; they found it very confusatory.
Example: Excuse me... there has seemed to be some confusement...
Example: Sheena is confusiastic because she's always saying stupid things and asking What? Von is confusiastic because he'll go up to you and say Mmmzzznrhamanerang just cause it's funny. Emmanuel is confusiastic because he acts stupid to be cool.
Example: Heffalumps and woozles, are very confusled, because they come in every shape and size.
Example: This problem is so hard I'm totally confuslicated.
Example: Confusticate him, he put my sneakers in the icebox again.
Example: OMG, we have a Spanish test next period. I didn't study at all, and I dont understand a thing.
Aaaggghh! The confustication.
Example: This new computer program has the whole office completely confustrigated.
Example: The confuzzled student tried to solve the confuzzling math problem.
Example: That game confuzzled me to no end.
Example: Congrats to everybody at pseudodictionary.com on your accomplishment of 10,000 words.
Example: I hear you were called to be the new scoutmaster. My congrolences.
Example: Albert's house was on fire, his cat had to have surgery and he needed $5000.
So needless to say I pulled a Connect Four and he is all right now.
Example: Get the connectamazoink, he said after dropping the vase.
Example: Please connectorize the remaining cables in the wiring closet.
Example: I have to go to the connsaywa to buy candy.
There is no pollution and no alcohol, killing animals for food is strictly outlawed,
and nothing at all goes to waste.
Even human bodies are recycled instead of being buried.
Example: Conservia is utopia gone all wrong.
They throw out the steak and eat their dead instead, and then call us sick.
Example: That woman in the dark hat looks conspicious to me.
Example: The constance of working in the same civil servant position for 36 years caused George to grow into a depressed loner, who came off us a lovable loser.
How can you possibly stand working in the same civil servant position for so long?
Isn't the constancy killing you? Mary asked George.
It's a living, George replied.
Not much of one, Mary muttered as she walked away.
Example: The throbbing pain in my head has been constantaneous since last night.
Example: He was consterned about the activities of the board.
Example: That ranger was severly ticked when he saw us having a beer by the camp fire. He's obviously a Constipation Officer.
Example: The construction screws are responsible for this travesty.
Can be applied to any item that can be considered contagious, whether physical or non-contagious.
Ex: yawning, illnesses or diseases, smiles, songs stuck in somoene's head, etc.
Example: Jenny had yawned, and as a result of being tired as well, Johnny contaged the gesture shortly after.
I just know if I go to visit Sarah with her cold I'm gonna contage that in a hearbeat.
Example: Popan is a special man because he acquired contheomnesy and in this way everything it s easier for him.
Example: What is your continentality, Asian or African or maybe European?
ignoring the obviously intended original meaning.
A technique often used to pick fights in relationships,
the contirbuted meaning will be based on an illogical and tenuous chain of reasoning.
Example: Don't contirbute my words you paranoid bastard.
Example: You're contrabanned from your computer because you suck.
Example: That sandwhich is a total contrafibularity of the menu description.
Example: Arnie finally cracked the meaning of dog life, finally solving the conundrunk.
Example: Martha convagulated Mike when he got a promotion at work.
Example: I love talking to her--she has great conversability.
Example: I really enjoyed conversating with you last night.
Example: I'm not very conversatic today.
Example: Jim is a conversation heart waiting to happen. He is soo inexperienced when it comes to dating.
Example: The gathering found refuge from the rain and intellectual starvation in the conversatory.
Example: I'd like to sometime, but I'd rather go to a place with better convirons than a noisy bar.
Example: Jodi and I had a convo about you yesterday.
Example: He described the idea with a lot of needless convolutationism.
Example: The convolvulous grain in the wood around the knothole is beautiful.
My canoe was almost swamped in the convolvulous current where the two streams joined.
Example: I can't wait till the party, it'll be so coo'. OR That's coo'.
Example: The pseudocictionary is cooda.
Example: Aw man, this Mp3 is cooked.
then pulling the emergency brake and turning the wheel 90 degrees hard left.
From above, the pattern is rounded, resembling a cookie.
Example: Now that I put a new engine in and racing slicks on my Camaro, we can go out and spin some cookies on Main Street.
Example: Last week, Mr. Smith won a cool million. And you can own the car for a cool hundred thousand.
Example: Cool beans garbanzo!
From the Jonestown massacre where Jim Jones' followers obeyed their leader and drank the cyanide-laced cool-aid.
Example: Bob won't approve that because he's such a cool-aid drinker.
Example: John has been coolafied.
Example: 'wanna go out'
'yeh coolie doolies' or..
'ill be back in a sec'
Example: Statement: Hey, I just found $50 on the sidewalk. Reply: Coolies.
Example: Rebekah is the most coolio kid in the school.
Example: Well, all right, Coolio G-mony.
Example: How's it going? reply:Coolrunnings.
Example: Yes, the air conditioner is working, put your hand over the vent and feel the coolth.
Example: Quick, your mom's coming. Coop your cigarette.
Example: Wow! He's got coopervision. He saw right through that barrel.
Example: The dance floor went wild doing the coparana.
Example: His inane use of words for which he had no understanding revealed that, in fact, Doug's grasp of the language was copathetic.
Example: He is overflowing with energy, joy, money, time to live the life he chooses, peace of mind and love - a classic case of copiavita.
Example: He's been pulled over six times since he moved here, and he's never gotten a ticket.
That's some seriously good copma.
Example: The judge in traffic court found that I wasn't guilty of speeding, but fined me $300 for copophilia.
Example: There was no way that chubby copsicle would catch up with the shoplifter, he couldn't pedal fast enough!
used in reference to the number of police in a given area.
Example: I wouldn't speed too much along that section of highway because the area is heavily copulated.
Example: I flew past these two higway patrolmen at about 85mph- they were too busy copululating to notice me.
Example: Look, Earl, them two police is having a copversation over there.
Example: I copymark some of my music to retain credit, and to publicize my sounds.
Example: Noah is the Senior Copywriter at Thibeault Advertising.
Example: Food has a coralatory effect on my weight.
Example: I am feeling so corall'd after last night.
Example: With his laid back attitude and the flannel shirt, I knew he was a corduroian.
Example: S: I just picked up that new Me First and the Gimme Gimmes album. It's great. R:New MFaGG? Core.
Example: Corkletite may be more expensive initially, but it lasts longer than regular concrete.
Example: The store clerk was corleoned into opening the safe.
Always the size of a corn chip and usually curled under or all over the place.
Example: Jiff was proud of his luxurious locks. Unfortunately, whenever he tried to pull them back into a sassy style, the result was a corn chip.
A person speaks into the shuck portion and listens through the cob.
The cob is placed in the shuck when not in use.
Example: Bob called George on his new corn phone.
Example: Jim. Why do you keep fidgeting?
Ed. Corn starch.
Jim. well go get some corn starch.
Example: Based on the what International made before they made trucks. After seeing an old International pickup going down the road, There goes a cornbinder.
In it he says Cornbread.... Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
So I made up this word to mean that someone is perfect and you can't find anything wrong with her,
just like cornbread.
Example: Girrrrl, did you see that fine blonde guy? He was cornbread.
Example: He was really corndogging when he tried to make his own fireworks.
Example: Instead of real response to the email, I merely attempted to cornify the email I received.
actually make all of the decisions for the elected government, based on how it benefits the corporations.
A hybrid of elected government and private sector corporations.
Example: Canada, much like the United States, is increasingly heading towards a pseudo-democracy where the corporarchy continues to subvert real democracy.
Will not hesitate to foresake his own personal values or betray friends in order to keep his corporate position secure.
Example: When Eric was fired for doing the morally right thing, his immediate superior (and good friend) just stood by like a Corporate Gelding. (Dan Hopkins was not a corporate gelding. He quit when he was told to inform those who reported to him that they had been laid off. That's why he was know as Dan the Man.)
Example: When we travel, we always take my car because it's got the corpsetrunk.
If it weren't for the corpsetrunk, Sheila would be 100 percent babe.
Example: Corpus-bones! I cant belive we have to do this.
Example: The man is so correct he's got save the whales, save the spotted-owls, save the rain-forests,
and Nader 2000 stickers plastered to the back side of his solar-powered bicycle.
Example: Nothing but bills in the mailbox. Makes me feel corredespondent yet again.
Example: Your Corringes and Forringes all look sharp.
Example: That is just corvus.
Example: Marcel was not able to resolve this cosimetrixon.
Example: I got a cosmic dope slap when I bit into that giant cookie--I accidentally bit the inside of my cheek. Ouch!
Example: I am going to a cosplay party as Pikachu.
Example: Don't bother showing up for the competition until you can manage to coss.
Example: The school administration supports fraternities no matter what they do. It upholds the cossackracy.
Example: I've made up costings so that you will know how much money to save for vacation.
Example: Ohhh, that is cot.
Example: I cotched on my floor the other night.
Example: She is so weird, got cottage cheese ceiling n everything.
Example: Traffic is very heavy this morning. There are a lot of cotton heads on the road.
Example: The couch monkeys in HR won't let me take any more vacation days.
Example: This chair is so couchy!
Example: That cougar just bought me a drink and asked if I wanted to dance.
either in hope of angering other visitors, or simply to make herself look important or intelligent.
Example: Some Count Bakula was claiming that the warp nacelles of the U.S.S. Enterprise from the Star Trek films only glowed 2.6% of the time.
hates the people, and hates how customers all think everyone behind the counter have no brains.
Example: Customer (speaking slowly, as if to an imbecile, with no respect): Hey, you! Yeah, you. I asked for a regular coffee and this has cream and sugar in it. Counter Monkey: A regular coffee HAS cream and sugar in it. If you want something else, make it yourself, you selfish, preppy, rich, snobby, corporate pig. (Dumps the coffee on the customer's Armani suit and hides in the walk-in fridge.)
Example: This counterline is so embarrassing, I don't want to leave the bathroom.
Example: uh oh, Spot's countersurfing again, hide the steaks!
Example: Now that she's in prison she has to wear county blues.
Example: I'd like you to meet my mother, my father, my aunt, and my couster.
Example: That party last night was pretty couth.
Example: John: How do you know Peter? Jill:Oh, he's my cow orker.
Example: My horrible day at work began with a meeting with my officious cow-orker Tom.
(Was it _Howdy Doody_ or _The Lone Ranger_) Let me know if you remember.
Example: No way will I wear this tube top and leggings ensemble in public due to my cowesque appearance.
OR My stomach is quite cowesque due to comsuming a large pizza and sucking down 3 frozen cokes.
Example: Unbeknownst to his wife, Charlie, Charles was suffering from coxic shock.
His symptoms were at first undetected--moodiness, angst--but with a closer look he was showing signs of his monthly male visitor whose symptons are greatly spoken about in small circles yet still considered too taboo to label a patient with the ailment.
Example: I woke up this morning with a person who was a confirmed coyote ugly.
Example: Traffic was stopped in both directions due to a crable that stretched over 300 yards.
Example: I was up at the crack of noon.
Example: Remember Dave at the bar that night? He was cracking-onto that girl with the boob tube on so bad.
Example: He was a typical cracker, but even more so. He forgot how to spell his name.
Example: Bob's a real crackerbarrel; he's gotta be 375 lbs.
Hope there's more shrimp because I'm crackerbarrelin' the stuff like mad.
Cindy's gone totally crackerbarrel since she broke up with Zeppo, she's put on at least 40 pounds.
Example: Erin wasn't just pretty-- she was crackle.
Example: Jim took his CradleBooty to her high school prom, even though he went to his own fifteen years ago.
Example: We had great craic that night.
Example: I shan't be wearing a thong to the beach this evening as I have an unsightly case of crackne.
Example: He/she has a case of cranial rectitis.
Example: Son: Dad, the car just ran out of gas...by itself.
Dad. Sounds like a be a cranial-rectal problem to me.
Example: man if justin keeps this up im gunna give him a cranuim crusher he will never forget
Example: Jeeze, why are you being such a crankybird?
Example: I failed my final, just because my professor hates me. It's quite cransatulated.
Example: A nuclear bomb is a crantific thing.
Example: I like learning to drive with Clay so much better. Whenever I go out with Mom she grabs the old crap handle and tells me to slow down.
Example: You were late picking me up, you crap head.
Example: For that job interview, I had to get up at crap-thirty.
Example: I hadn't cleaned my table in weeks and a I experienced a gigantic crapalnche
Example: Wish me luck. I'm goin' to the crapeteria.
plan worth a crap, hence a crap capitalist.
Example: Not surprising that takeit.itsallfree.com went bust. It was run by a bunch of crapitalists.
Example: Oh, crapola. I forgot about that!
Example: (To be sung to Gray skies are gonna clear up. Put on a happy face.)
Crapola skies aren't gonna clear up.
Put on your angst-filled face.
Brush off the bagel crumbs and peer up.
It's crapola coming your way.
Get used to that gloomy mask of tragedy
Cause it's here to stay.
Now that mommy and daddy
Aren't paying the way.
Example: Yummy. Mom, your soup is crapoliscious. No, I'm stuffed. I couldn't eat another bite..
Example: He bought a gramophone thinking it was a genuine His Master's Voice, but it turned out to be a crapophone.
Example: My final project was crapperific since the glue wouldn't hold, causing it to fall apart.
Example: This combination fax/scanner/copier/coffee machine sounded like a great idea in the ad, but it makes bad faxes, the scanner doesn't work, the copier broke, and the coffe tastes like toner. On reflection, this device is entirely crappinaferous.
Bedazzler and--voila! Crapplique.
By the same token, anything possessing the finer qualities of true tackiness can be crapplique.
Example: I had to move to another state because I'd been spotted in
public with my mom when she was wearing her finest crapplique.
Example: Joe was sick of all the crappola lately.
Example: Holy crappopotamus!
Example: I went to Starbucks last night. Paid $4 for their crappuccino.
Example: Crappydoodle! I forgot to pay my rent.
Example: Posting words on Pseudodictionary.com is a crapsmack of fun.
is extraordinarily disasterous or dull.
Example: A. How was Donna's party? B. Craptacular. Nothing but a bunch of lawyers playing Michael Bolton records.
Example: Omom, I'm hungry. Can I have some Craptain Crunch.
Example: This movie reeks of crapulence. That painting is crapulent.
Example: My Windows 98 that I got roughly 3 years ago is turning into a craputer.
Example: Can I crash at your place?
Example: Please put the wrapper in the crash can.
Example: What's 989+657? Oh, to hell with it; I'm doing crath anyway.
Example: The sandwich was very craveable.
Example: The craw said, Look ma! Uh dead possum on that there street! We gonna eat high tonight!
Storm can be replaced with Monsoon, Tornado, Hurricane, etc. for varying degrees of eyesore.
Example: When the brightly-colored offender is walking by.
I'm gonna need an umbrella for that Crayola storm.
Example: Ask the crayon-wielders to jazz these new site designs up photoshopically (viz.).
Example: I can't seem to get anything to go right today. It's downright crazening.
Example: Stay away from Caleb. He's Crazor, king of the monkey people.
Example: Yo, that concert was crazy fresh!
Can also be referred to as creaker.
Example: This 14.4 baud modem is total creak. OR What a creaker!
Extra funny when said randomly during games of Monopoly.
Example: You landed on my hotel at Park Place. Cream!
Example: Bryon: Have you seen Alec's new car? Lauryn: Naw, what'd it look like? Bryon: Ahh, creaminess.
Example: I was just creasing!
Example: I dusted the house from top to bottom, even getting into the creathers.
Example: you're such a creeg // i can't believe how creegin your being // that's amazing creegness
Example: My brother fell and creeled his ankle.
Example: Have you heard, one of our coworkers is creeping with the boss' wife.
Example: Have you ever played Resident Evil? Yeah, creep factor nine.
Example: Bobbie used creepycode last night. She said, Let's take the midnight train to Squaresville.
Example: ie: Dave sat still on the couch, he had to concede a cremamoratorium or he would surely get sick.
Example: John: You wanna come over for some beers? Steve: Crescent fresh, J-man. Hippies playing hackeysack are crescent fresh; crackheads are not crescent fresh.
Example: See my Lexus? It's cret's.
Example: I was running around last night and my car keys crevassed somewhere along the way.
Example: He was shot on by the enemy crew.
Example: I was in my crib chillin' by the fireplace.
Example: Glen crick is sure high.
Example: can also be used as a verb...you can cricket someone. meaning you did not laugh at his joke.
Example: Don't give me the last cup of coffee from the pot! I hate getting all the crids!
Did you just wake up? You still have crids in your eyes.
Example: Walking around all day without knowing that your skirt is tucked into your undies is a cringeful experience.
Example: That phony way he smiles is cringent.
2. The extra time needed to arrive or accomplish something, needed to maneuver your wheelchair,
empty your leg-bag, etc.
Example: 1. The meeting will start in twenty minutes, with allowances for crip time.
2. I'll be there in by noon, allowing for crip time.
Example: I'm not African-American, but I'm still good at criptology.
Example: Most CrisCos may have good intentions, but many are misguided or uneducated.
Lisa: Dad, do you know that in China they use the same word for crisis as they do for opportunity?
Homer: Yes! Crisertunity!
Example: I'm going through a mid-life crisertunity.
Example: I'm moving to Bangladesh to sell surfboards. It seems like the perfect crisitunity.
Example: Your new car is crisp.
Example: That house has a crispy critter in the back room.
Example: They found him slumped over his keyboard. Ccriticalmasochism had set in and he had passed out due to exhaustion from making his 1000th web site at geocities.
Example: Jim is a very criticistic person when he judges artwork.
Example: My level of frustration has reached criticus maximus.
Example: Crivvens! Look at the size of that dog.
Example: That boy's so sorry he couldn't carry a tune in a croaker sack.
Example: In the IRC network XWorld.org we have a channel called #crohns-colitis
where a lot of crohnies hang out and support each other.
All of us have Crohn's Disease or ulcerative colitis, a disease similar to Crohn's.
Example: The crollies rampaged through the kitchen.
Example: It's crolocious to think that a man holding a gun to your head is just trying to be your friend.
(See also: vah, sappa, nik.)
Example: Can you get me the... uh... crombie off my desk?
Example: Jane: I found the film miterasfusic. Bill: Miterasfusic isn't even a word! Jane: Miterasfusic is a perfectly CROMMULANT word.
Example: Nigel's reading of Eliot's The Wasteland was a crommulent performance.
Example: That cromulent King, tells the people false information regarding taxes.
might find in the dictionary--i.e., possessing the characteristic of cromulence.
Example: Shampaign sounds like a perfectly cromulent word to me.
Orig: _Simpson's_ TV cartoon, meaning drift from original.
See other cromulent entries on pseudodictionary.com
Example: This has got to be the most cromulent story I have ever read on the web. Read about the teen who built a neutron gun and proto-breeder reactor in his back yard, after refining and collecting radioactive material.
Example: I can't come in to work today--I feel a bit crook.
Example: Don't use that car, the engine is crook.
Example: Every Saturday morning I notice my wife crookeding the paintings in my study.
Example: I thought I was done for, but then I crossed the border and the game turned around.
Example: I went to the Crosstitutes Rights Convention and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
Example: The Honda CBR-900 is one of the most agile crotch-rockets on the market.
and ends up wedged under your crotch, usually to be eaten later when all the popcorn in the bag is gone.
Example: Eric was happy as he discovered he had a stash of crotchcorn halfway through the movie.
Example: Don't be such a crouton- you didn't mean to kick the cat, so suicide is not neccessary.
The crowl is a rare occurence, being made capable only by those who truly are in touch with their animal.
The crowl can be traced back to such orgasmic expressions as the cry and the yowl. Not for amateurs.
Example: Their adventure in bed was so amazing that all she could do was let go and crowl.
Example: Crub! I just dropped my backpack on my foot.
Example: Ed: Have you seen Boondock Saints? Ted: Yeah, that movie is crucial.
A common word in Rochdale, Lancashire, UK, but seems to be unheard of anywhere else.
Example: Aaaaarg! I've just cruckled.
Example: Honey, you have a big crudbunny in your right eye.
Example: Crudmuffins, I left my homework at the house.
Stale, old, and uninspiring.
Example: Professor Van Brummenumphle's lecture on the Kinetic Molecular Theory and Fluffy Bunnies was pretty crufty.
(NOTE: c pronounced as c in car)
Example: Years of not cleaning the couch left many crumbs and crugles underneath the cushions.
Example: danica wouldn't stop poking on the subway, so i was like, yo girl, you're cruisin for a bruisin!
Example: You busy? Good, cuz' it's Monday, and that means cruising night.
Example: That's so cheap looking--it's crum. I wouldn't be caught wearing it.
Example: Katie hasn't left her house in 4 days and she's kinda stinky. What a crum-bum!
Example: I crumbed that exam.
Example: It's Halloween and all the neighborhood crumbgobblers will be out tonight.
Example: Crumblers dont like to go to parties.
Example: I left my keys at home. Crumbs.
Example: The driver is hurt pretty bad, he'll probably crump on the way.
Example: That dog's face is crumpped!
Example: You are not putting that crumpy assed tape in my machine!
Example: I found my homework cruncheled in the bottom of my locker.
Example: Don't bother him today, he's crunchy
Example: Man that was crunk
Example: Yo, this tour bus ride through Atlanta is crunk!
Example: I had a five all crunkled up in the corner of my winter jacket pocket.
Example: Oh, crupinchit. I forgot my homework.
Example: Eww that guy has such a crustache..Shave!
Example: That girl Paul had his tongue down all night was really very crusty. Or, I ate this steak pie, and found half a fly in it. It was really crusty.
Example: Katy: Check out that guy's crutch. Jen: Sweet one! Like Brad Pitt with a splash of Sherman Helmsley to spice it up. I'd do him.
Example: It's Friday night, so let's go downtown and cruze for chicks.
Example: My seven-month-old granddaughter had been fussing for a while so my son looked her right in the cryballs and said, :OK, let's go over to grandpapa's house right now!
Example: The ignorant sheriff made his cryptkeeper's call, a comment about how the homeless should all be put in jail--and was immediately eaten by zombies.
Example: Before you pull that trigger, check your crystal ball. You may not like where you're heading.
Someone who pretends to be ghetto and actually means it.
Example: That Leemore be one Cubed Ice, look at her freestyle.
There's some weird Cubed Ice kid in my class, he keeps calling me B.
Example: I used to be a cuberat, then I got promoted. Have my own office with a window now--pretty cheap furniture, though.
Example: Hey, the guys in cubeville are prairie-doggin'!
Example: Bob hasn't wanted to have any fun lately. He's been acting so cubic.
2. A Gateway computer
3. The Gateway company
Example: If your computer is a genuine Gateway, it should have a cubic cow on the front.
Example: Corporate policy allows me to have up to three personal items in my cubicell.
Example: Was I cuckoldafied when he kissed my girlfriend?
Example: When they cut to camera 5 and for a moment, he looked totally cueless.
Example: Look at that cuggin in Trevor's nose.
Example: get rid of the cugus
Example: Cuhht, that Keith is so fine.
Example: To be at one with the Cullum you must shminkelate your Fleugin.
Example: Chuck's dad still thinks that going into the crane position from _Karate Kid_ when he pretends to fight is still hysterical.
If my dad had a 17-year cultural latency, I'd die.
Example: Come join our cupcake.
Example: He was all curley about having to give a big presentation.
Example: Is everything good between the two of them? Because I am very curridious.
(v) To fxp data across remote sites.
Example: I need some new curries on my site.
Did you curry the new DMX?
Example: Ok, I want you all to move a cursmidgen to the left.
Example: That chair is very cushiony.
ORIGIN OF WORD: Combination of parts of the words cussing and actress.
Example: That cusstress was his mistress, then his wife, then became his ex-wife when he finally found out her true character.
Example: You used electrical tape on your stereo connections, huh? Wow, that's custom.
representative, and her advice is always wrong.
Example: You: I wonder if the new Jamiroquai CD is out yet.
Customer Vigilante: I saw some Jamiroquai CDs on a shelf on the other side of the store.
You: That's the discount rack for old CDs.
Example: 'My boyfriend just dumped me! I'm so cut'
Example: Don't hit me, I wasn't trying to cut your grass.
Example: Uncle Billy Bob left Arkansas, so I guess you can sau, He cut the mullet.
Example: My dog is sooo cutalicious.
Example: Suzanne is really cutiful.
Example: Sammie knew it had gone to far when his friend tried to cutify everything
by calling bananas bananies, and forks forkies.
Example: You look super cutissimo today.
Example: A: Hey, let's the cash 2 ways instead of 3--you and me. B: That idea cuts rock
Example: Tara's totally cutesy-pukesy when she's with Clint.
Example: He is cuttin up some mean rug over there.
Example: Melli sure is cuttin' shapes.
Example: Can we hurry it up here? It's freezing and I'm cutting glass!
Example: Adam answers a question with his usual blank stare and repies, I don't know.
His co-worker then says, Jeez, has your brain been cuttlerized?
Example: cuzim TNT, watch me explode
Example: What's up, cuzzo?
Example: I just got that cute guy's cyber digits. I'm going to email him tomorrow.
Example: I used a cyberbiotic to get rid of the X3D2 virus.
Example: You're being a cyberbug. Let's go to a movie. We haven't done anything together in weeks.
Example: Can't get on the net tonight. I've been cybercastrated.
Example: Leslie is a cyberchondriac; she thinks her PC has a virus.
Example: David's candid loquaciousness and indomitable wit in an on-line chat room cyberdazzled me.
Example: I tried to talk to him but he's too cyberian to communicate with. OR Cyberians don't converse, they interface..
Example: Instant messaging,chat rooms,e-mails,posting,etc.. are some of the more popular form of cyberlizing.
Example: He became a research cyberologist because of the need for studies that would produce
an understanding of human behavor interaction with a new communication and advertising media.
Example: She's calling off the engagement because she caught him talking to another woman online.
She suffers from cyberphobia.
This person presents varied emotions directly related to the most recent button pushed.
Example: My favorite cybertician froze when she noticed that the delete button was pushed.
Example: That's not a bona fide chatter. That is cybertrash.
Example: That email you forwarded me is pure cyberwocky.
Ways to tell: I could stand to lose a few pounds...is probably a model.
I'm not fat, if that's what you mean...you need a running start to hug her.
Example: She said she wasn't fat, then we met, and I had to look twice to see all of her. She's definitely cybironic.
Example: Aren't we behaving like a cynastic bitch today ?
Example: Ted (after dunking on Ed): Cyte!
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