C 'n' E goer: Person who attends church only for Christmas and Easter and usually only to please her parents.
Example: Jane is not that religious. She's just a C 'n' E goer.
C N' C: The President of the United States, the Commander in Chief.
Example: The C N' C is in Air Force One over the Atlantic at the moment.
C-Master: A type of opponent, mainly seen in FIFA soccer video games, who constantly taps the C button to kick the ball downfield, which sometimes results in goals.
Example: JJ dribbles, passes....He's a pleasure to watch. Other people are just C-Masters when they play.
C-Town: Slang term for the city of Cleveland.
Probably first coined by Jim Rome in his daily syndicated radio show.
Example: C-Town rocks are usually very reasonably priced.
C.Y.A.: Cover Your Ass
Example: That trouble-ticket software is more to C.Y.A. than for the users.
C3I: Command, Control, Communications, and Intelligence.
Example: Good C3I is the backbone of any largescale operation, like the one presently underway in Afganistan.
C4 explosive chassis option: A notional feature on a new car that consists of a
chassis lined with C4 plastic explosive.
What cars in R-rated action movies typically come equipped with,
since they seem to explode in fantastic and colorful fashion at the slightest impact.
Example: Did you see that scene where Travolta drove that Jaguar into
a bus and it burst into flames?
They must've ordered the C4 explosive chassis option.
cabanger: Used to discribe something that is broken or worn out
Example: You're going to drive me to the prom in that cabanger!?
cabinet: In Rhode Island the soda fountain drink made with milk, flavoring, and ice cream. Called a frappe in MA, a milkshake in other areas, etc. A Rhode Island milk shake does not contain ice cream.
Example: Two coffee cabinets, please.
cable: Bulky gold chain.
Example: Check out the cable around his neck.
cable-ten: Low budget, cheap, shameful, despicable, shoddy, inexpensive.
Example: Look at yourself. Could you get any more cable-ten?
caboon: An intern, particularly in a research project involving hawks. Supposedly from some Malay language where it denotes slave.
Example: You are the most stupid caboon that I have known.
Cack: Individuals who are of great arrogance, or who are wholly belonging to the mainstream society and laws of social conformity and use that to their advantage. Cacks are also identified as assholes or similar offensive names.
Example: Due to the thirty gallons of coffee you drink every day, and the minimum wage you pay, that automatically makes you, sir, a cack.
cack chugula: A respectfully deprecating nickname usually bestowed upon those who excel in slothing, boozing, and story telling.
Example: Hey, Cack Chugula, get off the couch and answer the door. The pizza guy is here.
cacographer: Not a made up word, but a real word that means a bad speller or writer. We need this word.
Example: Check out the Bulwer-Lytton website (www.bulwer-lytton.com). They give awards to cacographers.
It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents--except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.
--Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, Paul Clifford (1830)
cacophemism: The use of a more expressive, more distasteful word in place of another. It would be the opposite of euphemism.
Eu in greek means well or good; kakos means bad or evil.
Example: The use of the word corpse instead of the deceased is a good example.
caddiwompas: The state of being grossly out of alignment, skewed, or uneven.
Example: There was so much weight piled on one side of the van, it sat caddiwompas.
caddywampus: It means kittycorner, or askew.
Example: The tornado blew the house all caddywampus.
The liquor store is caddywampus from the Lovely Mullet Hair Say-lon.
caf: A cafeteria, preferably one in a highschool or college campus.
Example: Yeah, let's go to the caf and get some pizza.
Caffuffed: To be extremely exhausted and tired, as a result of which you fall asleep.
Example: I was caffuffed after cooking for the whole Smith family so I went straight to bed.
cage: Motorcyclists' slang for a car.
Example: Man, that cage almost hit me broadside.
cagey: Feeling pent up, need to get outside
Example: I've been in this office too long. I'm getting cagey
caggy: (clothing) Adjective meaning old and unwanted yet still useful i.e. decorating wear
Example: I'll put on those caggy jeans to clean out the garage
cak: Hitting your shin on something hard and usually blunt, so it makes the shin bone,
which is close to the skin on the front of your shin, hurt like bejesus.
From mountain biking, where the most usual blunt instrument for cakking is a pedal.
Example: Owwwwwww! Just cakked my right shin on my SPuD (qv) on that last descent.
cake: money, lots of it.
Example: That Bill Gates is rolling in cake!
cake: Used to describe a woman who has a fat ass--in a good way.
Example: J Lo has cake.
cake and pie: So easy as to be laughable, a piece of cake and easy as pie combined, from Bill Gibson, somewhere in the Neuromancer trilogy.
Example: Doing graphics on a Macintosh? Cake and pie!
cakehead: Someone who is not very bright.
Example: That cakehead just ran that redlight.
cakewalk: Easily done, same as a piece of cake.
Example: Our calculus test was cakewalk. [There is a dance called a cakewalk.
If you're on the right square when the music stops, you win a cake.
It's also defined as something accomplished with supreme ease.]
calamatastrophy: Worse than a calamity but not quite a catastrophe.
Example: There was a calamatastrophy involving 23 cars on the freeway last night
calculeer: The dead lifeless look on one's face after sitting through Mr. Graham's calculus class.
Example: Jane sure has a mean calculeer on her face today.
calcumalator: Calculator. Use the word when you want to feign stupidity.
Example: I can't do these physics problems, even when I use my calcumalator.
caldwellian: To brazenly use trickery, charm, craftiness or sleight of hand to get your way; to scam or grift; exhibiting or possessing a general mischieveous nature.
Example: So you planned the whole thing, and everyone got caught but you? How caldwellian.
calico cat: (adj) Great. Usually about a time, place, or event. This is used by just a few of my friends and me in Kalamazoo, MI.
Example: This At the Drive-In show is thoroughly calico cat.
Californication: The process of ruining the quality of life of a residential area by an influx of former residents of the state of California.
Example: Damn Californicators. They want to pass laws against breathing heavy.
caligula: A level of something, just above mad.
Example: Check out Bizarro with the powered-up chainsaw. He's caligula.
calipso: A frontal wedgie.
Example: The calipso in the math teachers' acid-wash jeans did not go down well with her students in the front row.
callipyge: An actual medical term meaning having an attractive backside.
A polite way of telling someone they have same. Adj. callipygous. Cf. steatopygous.
Example: Some believe J Lo may have the most profound case of callipyge ever recorded.
callow: To touch someone inappropirately
Example: He just callowed my privates.
Caloosa: I. Short for Could Lose a few pounds Usually used to describe a female that is not ugly but slightly overweight. II. Can also be used followed by a number indicating the amount of weight needs to use.
Example: I. Is he cute? he Caloosa. II. Is she cute? She Caloosa 20.
calp: Used to point out a pair of nice legs without the owner of the legs knowing.
Abbreviation of a bad Spanish translation for Damn, nice legs.
Example: Don't look now, but there's some calp behind you.
came: A mix of cool and lame, used when you like something but are not sure others feel the same.
Example: N'Synch is kinda came.
camel toe: The same as a wedgie, except it only happens to females, and is a front wedgy.
Example: That girl has camel toe.
camelesque: Bumpy in texture or contour
Example: The gravel road was very camelesque; the passengers were thrown into the air.
camelup: To get ready.
Example: Camelup before you go on a long walk.
camgirl: Girl who has a webcam, and, presumably, an audience
Example: http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/8968: What's more pathetic than attention-seeking camgirls?
camp: (v) 1. To remain in close proximity to or hover over. 2. To constantly refresh a message board post so that you immediately see any replies made to it or to search for a specific user's posts continuously on a message board. 3. (Multi-player Gaming) To stay close to a spawn point for a monster or player in order to assure yourself the kill.
Example: Bob is camping the copy machine today. He must have a large report. I've camped this post for 20 minutes and still no replies to my thread. Betty is so cool. I constantly camp her posts just to see what she says. I like the game, but there are too many lamers who camp all the spawns.
camper: Used in mainly internet gaming lingo. It describes a person who doesn't move far from a certain spot and picks off other players without the use of skill. Or sits in an area and kills a player(s) repeatedly. The player merely stays in one place and has hence sets up camp. Uses: In any FPS game, EverQuest, Paintball and other multiplayer games where a player can gain a cheap upper hand by remaining in the same place.
Example: A: Bubba has stayed in the same spot the whole game.
B: Yea, Bubba's just a camper.
Camperoo: A Camperoo is a highly efficient, extremely enthusiastic camper,
who lives for weekends spent communing with nature and fellow Camperoos.
If you are a true Camperoo, you are at all times itchy to be out of town, tent in tow,
even on a moment's notice.
A Camperoo represents all that is pure and good and fun about camping.
No one has to tell you you're a Camperoo...you just KNOW.
Example: Tyler's absence of complaints about the heat,
ability to camp comfortably for three days with a minumum of gear,
and campsite left exactly as he found it showed him to be a true Camperoo.
can of corn: Really corny.
Example: Those red polka dot shoes? They deserve a can of corn.
can't fall off: Getting or being part of a good deal. You can't lose.
Example: Rolex for $3.99? You can't fall off.
canadians: restaraunt slang for non-tippers.
Example: damn justin, a bunch of canadians just sat down in your section.
canardly: To have difficulty in viewing an object, usually due to size.
Example: That diamond is so small you canardly see it.
canary blood: The new fad of bleaching hair blond, and then making spikes out of it using hair gel.
Example: Hey, look, Wes put on some canary blood.
canasta glasses: Eyeglasses with the long chain attached, like librarians and old ladies wear.
Example: Al Davis looks so stupid wearing those canasta glasses.
canayavesum?: Can I have some? slurred into a single word (a slurd) by drunks (or students) to indicate that they want you to share whatever you have.
Example: Whatcha got? Canayavesum?
cancer: Rusted-out section of a car.
Example:
Candian Routine: Unspecified imaginary gambit, mentioned in order to worry and baffle.
Example: Look, they're using the old Canadian Routine.
| Steady now, you don't really want us to use the Canadian Routine, do you...?
canduity: The anger caused by the presence of cows, and cow-related devices.
Example: When Billy went to the farm and saw the milking station, he was filled with canduity.
cane: A word you can put in place of whatever you are doing.
Example: I caned him at tekken!
canipeliosis: The condition of being contaminated with dog hair.
Example: The canipeliosis spread from my sweater to my lunch in record time, rendering the food totally inedible.
canipulations: Extreme reaction to something. Jumping around, yelling, etc.
Example: My football team won and we were all having canipulations!.
cank: Noun. Pejorative for a Canadian national.
Example: The canks are all headed to Flordia for some decent health-care.
cankles: a condition where a person's calves are the same width as her ankles
Example:
Canned: From cannabalize. To remove something off of one piece of machinery or equipment to make another work.
Machinery being canned from does not have to be broken.
Example: One of my headlights went out, so I canned one off my brother's car.
cannibabilistic: Human-eating baby.
Example: Your daughter is cannibabilistic--she's eating your son's foot.
canntabilissumanaryloft: A place of residence.
Example: My home can be called my house, my crib, and my canntabilissumanaryloft.
canoe beer: Another term for cheap American megabrew lager,
from the joke about the similarities between American beer and sex in a canoe.
Example: I just got paid. No more canoe beer for me for a while. I'm drinkin' the imported stuff.
canoogle: looking to worm your way in on the sly.
Example: He's always trying to canoogle a raise with the boss.
cans: Audiophile slang for headphones.
Example: These cans sound great.
canuckie: That sweet loving thing only a Canadian girl can share. Always warm no matter how cold the winter. Men have been known to drive 2000 miles to get some.
Example: Check her out. Thats some fine canuckie there!
cap-ex: Short for capital expenditure.
Example: The cap-ex that is being spent is being spent on new infrastructure, said Scott Kriens, Juniper Networks CEO.
capacitize: Manufacturing term applied to nearing full capacity
Example: We need to make sure the line is fully capacitized to reach our true potential.
capital-: Used to emphasize a word
Example: Carolyn forgave Barret for cheating on her because she thinks she's in capital-L-love.
Capitalize: For two people to make out.
Example: Did you and Chris capitalize on the first date?
capophilia: Obsessive love of mafia movies such as _The Godfather_, or of the HBO hit show The Sopranos.
Example: Till I got into therapy, I thought I just liked _The Godfather_, but my shrink diagnosed me with capophilia.
caprahlism: Word used to describe a fat, acne-infested oaf who waddles in and out of hallways.
Example: Who the hell is that?
That's a firm believier in caprahlism.
captain: What you call someone with immense talent and a recurring ability to screw things up.
Example: Well done, Captain Guru.
captain: Implies authority on a given matter due to experience.
Example: Steve is Captain Designated Driver because he doesn't drink.
Captain Obvious: One who always points out the things we already know.
Example: Thank you, Captain Obvious!
Caraoke: The practice of singing along to the radio while driving.
Example: Mabel put on a caraoke show on I-10 with Goodbye, Earl.
carbage: Odours emitted by cars, i.e. engine or exhaust, that smell like garbage.
Example: This street smells like carbage.
carbo: any form of life based on carbon
Example: You carbos are all the same:)
Carbon: A copy.
Example: I Carboned that tape for you.
carcolepsy: The condition of falling asleep whenever you are in a car.
Example: I can't let Jason drive. I'd be afraid he'd fall asleep at the wheel what with his carcolepsy and all.
carding: UK. Soliciting for prostitution by placing a card advertising a prostitute's business in a phone box. Prostitution is not illegal, but carding is. Check the website.
Example: Chris's source of income appears to be carding. Either that or he's a pimp or a drug dealer. I'd bet that he's a card boy.
care factor: A rating of how much you care about something, usually zero.
Example: Pete: Do you want to go for a jog?
Steve: Care factor zero.
Carealess: Used when one doesn't care or isn't listening.
Example: My car crashed into a tree,I stepped on my pet spider, and lost $6,900 in a bet with a pirate.
I carealess.
careeput: Cheap, stingy.
Example: A: Buy me a drink? B: No. A: You're so careeput.
carfuck: Happens when you drive too closely and you can't stop in time to avoid hitting the car in front of you. The front bumper of your car overlaps the rear bumper of the car in front of you.
Example: Let off the gas! You're gonna' end up carfucking the lady in front of you.
carginity: The first time you have sex in a car.
Example: Did you lose your carginity in your '97 Tiburon?
carglacky: Of or pertaining to the windshield of a car.
Example: Anyone who says that wiper baldes aren't carglack is an insane.
cargoyle: The chunks of ice and snow and sand that collect in the wheel wells of cars and trucks.
Example: Emma had great fun in kicking the cargoyles off her daddy's minivan.
cargument: the peculiar situation in which two or more people riding in a car have a serious disagreement and then are forced to sit in close proximity until they reach their destination
Example: After Ron and Nancy's cargument, we rode in silence for six hours.
Carked it: Kicked the bucket.
Example: It hurt so bad I thought I had carked it.
carmack: A person who spends all or most of her free time programming or coding. Has a tendency stay at home and not be social.
Example: Ah! C'mon, Christina. You're being a carmack. We haven't done anything together in weeks.
carp: Misspelled version of the word crap. Most often seen in games when one must type fast, or be killed (again). Used to express distress and extreme displeasure.
Example: Carp, he killed me...again!
cArp: Must have a capital A--substitute for crap. Since carp are crap fish, I figure the definition makes sense.
Example: Bits of road cArp and filth blew in her face as she drove down the interstate in a car without a windshield.
Carperpetuation: The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
Example:
carpet: To be boring, dull, plain or monotonous.
Reference to how boring carpet shopping is, or how monotonous and lacking in personality a person is.
Example: I don't believe how carpet this speaker is--I bet he practices carpetry.
carpet fuzz: the tiny pieces of fuzz invariably appearing on top of any carpet.
Example: There was a ton of carpet fuzz in her house, she had not vacuumed in forever.
carpse: A vehicle that continues to run long after it should be dead.
Example: While cruizin' in my carpse the muffler fell off again.
carsastic: Similar to sarcasm, carsasm is less harsh. The act of carsasm is to be carsastic.
Example: I didn't mean to make you feel inferior--you're not. I was just being carsastic.
carson: a seemingly nice person who turns out to be a jerk
Example: we used to think he was so funny, with his dopey ties and his hats, until we realised what a carson he was.
cartographical: Similar to geographical, but mapalicious.
Example: As you can see, the cartographical blob that is the Middle East is definitely the hub of the three continents.
cartoonery: Activity, gesture, or nuance that exemplifies properties characteristic of a cartoon or animated character or concept.
Example: Mona spent much of her free time devoted to collecting scooters and engaging in cartoonery.
carvenient: finding a decent place to park
Example: Oh! How carvenient! The owner of that Reserved spot next to the door is going home for the day!
casablanca: Washington DC expression, The White House.
Example: The President will be speaking to the press from casablanca at noon.
case of the zactlies: exactly
Example:
cash money millionare: Someone who has a lot of money, and may or may not flaunt it.
Example: Is that guy fronting on a cellular phone that doesn't work? Is that a fake Tag Heuer on his wrist?
Not this cat. He's definitely on some Cash Money Millionare trip.
cashed: Done, finished.
Example: Put your cigarette out, it's cashed.
cashish: Illicit cash. Money that you know you shouldn't spend. For example, cash that you pinch from your tuition or rent money.
Example: I'm gonna have to score a little cashish if i'm gonna check out that concert tonight.
cashola: money, hard currency
Example: I will come for a drink but I've got to get some Cashola first
cassatopia: 1. The place where all your lost shoes go. 2. That loose dog in your neighborhood.
Example: Travis: Where'd my shoe go? It was just here last night. Katie: It probably ended up in cassatopia.
casters-up mode: When some piece of technical equipment is completely broken.
Example: Me: Did you fix the server?
Guru: Nah. It was in casters-up mode.
castrated: A weaker version of the real thing.
Example: I need to sleep later so give me a cup of the castrated coffee.
cat: A guy, often one who is considered cool or devious.
Example: I saw these two cats breaking into your car last night.
Cat Fight: A fight between women who don't know how to fight, but just scratch at each other.
Example: When that cute waitress started flirting with me, it was only a matter of time before my girlfriend and her got into a Cat Fight.
cat's ass: Luxurious, hip, cool.
Example: I really, really like the folding chairs with the beerholder in the arm-rest. They really are the cat's ass.
catapostrophe: The misuse of the apostrophe, esp. where such misuse results in an amusing or ambiguous sentence.
Example: In a recent advertisement for a freezer, the company used the term its' cool box. This catapostrophe meant that it was not clear whether the box is cool, or whether the freezer has a cool box. The words its' of course, does not exist. [See prior entry at it's.]
catatonic: Immobilized by a contented feline whom one does not wish to disturb.
Example: Sweetie, can you get me some tea? Not now dear, I'm catatonic.
catch: Lazy use of the phrase, catch you later. Talk to you later, see you later....
Example: Catch.
Catch-23: In order to solve a problem one has to create a larger problem.
Example: Bill pulled a Catch-23 when he saved 20 people at the cost of killing 35.
catdention: The spot left on the bed where the cat has been sleeping.
Example: I don't like it when the cat sleeps on the bed, sheds, and leaves catdentions, ruffling the covers.
catdude: Very cool person. Cooler than a cat.
Example: Clint Eastwood is a catdude.
caterpillar in the pudding: Something which seems out of place, or not quite right for an undetermined reason. The general state of affairs resulting from such a situation.
Example: I think something's wrong in the mailroom; I haven't gotten any mail since last week.
There's definitely a caterpillar in the pudding down there.
cathexis: somewhat similar to cow,' as in don't have a cathexis. It does have a technical meaning in psychiatry, but we don't care about that. To us, it means to get all wrapped 'round the axle about something.
Example: don't have a cathexis, Mitch. I'll be 18 in a week!
catloaf: A position of contentment and relaxation in which a housecat hunkers down and tucks its feet and tail in close to the body, forming a symmetrical, round shape which resembles a baked good.
Example: Why does Bootsy always do his catloaf right on the section of the paper I'm trying to read?
catman, and catkids: my dogs, like to bark at cats, and the mailman, so we just call the mailman,
and the cats in the neighborhood, here comes the catman,
and they just go wild, looking up and down the street for them,
it also has turned into the kids getting out of school, as catkids
Example:
catpause: The length of time it takes after someone leaves the room before everyone starts talking about her.
Example: A catpause is a period of time on the order of a nanosecond.
catrepreneur: A cool cat who is in business. Cat + Entrepreneur = Catrepreneur.
Catrepreneurs use fair and honest business practices. (Contrast with ratrepreneur.)
Example: You made this most excellent website? Hey, you're a catpreneur, my friend!
catterwacked: All messed up and out of wack.
Refering to brain functioning or body parts most commonly but can describe any situation that is
dysfunctional or misfunctional.
Example: After the night I had last night, my brain is all catterwacked.
caution-taped: describing an object that has been wrapped in caution tape
Example: Nick's car was caution-taped while he was camping.
cavityfighting: very cool. a fonz
Example: the new kid in school is cavityfighting, i think he'll make lots of new friends.
CC baby: (adj) Very sweet and cute (usually babies). Also used to praise someone for acting in a charming or adorable fashion.
Example: Aww. She just smiled at me. Kate's my CC baby.
Celerica: Righteous, above reproach. Setting the right example in business and personal life. Antonym: See joejobbed.
Example: Although Oliver worked with people he easily could have ripped off, his approach has always been celerica.
celibating: From celibate.
Example: My wife and I are celibating our 25th wedding anniversary
Cell-yell: when someone can't hear on thier cell phone because of static.(I find this very annoying.)
Example: he's cell-yelling and It's really bothering me.
cella: Basement.
Example: Put the leftover boxes in the cella.
cellaholic: A person addicted to using her cell phone, and is seen to use it very frequently. Especially at times or in places that are inappropriate.
Example: Some cellaholic was talking through the whole movie--reminded me why I'd rather stay home and rent.
cellphonic appraisal: the activity that occurs when a ringing cell phone causes everyone in the room to check and see if it's theirs.
Example:
cellu-loser: Anyone who drives/rides/walks with a non-working or toy cell phone permanently jammed in their ear to give themselves what they believe to be status.
Example: See the cellu-loser in the Honda over there?
celluhang: The rear overhang on a chair.
Example: You'll have to diet. You've put an extra two inches on your celluhang during the holidays.
celly: A cell phone
Example: Just call me up on my celly.
celubrious: Related to celebratory? From a misunderstanding of salubrious. The Word Mavens at www.randomhouse.com.
Example: I trust you have recovered from any celubrious activities during the festive period.
celwebrity: Someone who is famous solely because she has a site on the internet. | http://www.insecurities.org/wwmnua/
Example: Paul Jarvis is my favourite celwebrity. (Paul is a very well-known performer with Cirque du Soleil. Check out the show next time you're in Las Vegas.)
censobation: The act of censoring something for no good reason, just because you can.
Example: The V-Chip is a major Censorbator.
century 21 page: A website that exists but for no other purpose than to direct you to
the website's new location or new owners.
Example: After launch.com got bought out by Yahoo!, it became nothing but a century 21
page to Yahoo! Music.
Centurysquared: The 10,000th.
Example: This is the centurysquared word to enter the dictionary.
ceoster: Pronounced che·ous´·ter. A corporate CEO who is indistiguishable from a court jester or buffoon--has engaged in buffoonish, foolish, or silly behavior--quite possibly criminal behavior, too.
Example: Enron's Jeffrey Skilling is a good example of a ceoster.
CÊpë: A variation of the word cp (cerebratepartes) which is used frequently in Sweden as an allroundword.
Example: That was really CÊpë of you to do.
ceramic fish: Swanky, usually pertaining to a gift or new acquisition.
Before Wheel of Fortune started awarding cash prizes,
contestants were required to use the money they won to purchase prizes.
Any money left over from buying golf clubs, vacations and La-Z-Boys would be
spent on the cheapest prize available--invariably a ceramic dolphin, Dalmatian, or fish.
Example: Did you see the bracelet that Janice got? Oooh...ceramic fish!
Cerp: The slow evolution of the phrase See you, to see ya, to cya, to cerp.
Basically it means see ya
Example: Pete: I'm going now, I'll see ya later.
Mike: Cerp.
certifiable: Crazy
Example: When we were playing in the rain, your mom looked at us like we were certifiable.
cewebrity: A web celebrity. (My co-worker JT coined the term.)
Example: Once I get this online comic up and running, I'm going to be a total cewebrity!
ch ching: This word means excellent, fantastic and is believed to come from the sound falling coins
make when you collect from a slot machine. The opposite of ch ching is ba bau.
Example: Thanks for cooking a great meal; it was ch ching.
cha: Yeah. Popularized by Mike Myers in the _Wayne's World_ movies.
Example: A: So, you got her number?
B: Cha.
cha: child or baby; term of endearment
Example: Hey, cha, how're your chas?
chach: see chav, a chach is that guy who comes to the club with a vest and no shirt under it, gold chains, and fake tan. he thinks he rules and tries to hit on you blatantly. term may have originated with Chachi from Happy Days.
Example: I can't believe that guy shaves his chest! What a chach!
chach: term of endearment
Example: Hi, chach, how are the things?
chaedaque: Hed-ayk. A very minor dizziness that lasts for no more than two minutes.
Causes are unknown; however, it is believed to be caused by too much television
or time spent in front of the computer.
Example: Got anything for my chaedaque? I can't seem to walk straight.
Chafim: Falling for no reason at all.
Example: Sam chafims all the time.
chaif: A beautiful girl that you would like to chalk up
Example: lets go out and Chalk up some chaif's
chaired-up: When one has acquired a chair and is in a sitting position.
Example: Are you sitting down?
Thank you, I'm all chaired-up!
chakos: Exclamation, when something surprises you.
Example: Chakos! This is the real stuff.
chalk up: To put a notch on your bed post, or to pull a girl
Example: Lets go Chalk up some Chaifs
champers: Sham-pers. British slang for champagne.
Example: Any champers left? I'm thirsty after the caviar.
championees: Champions
Example: Qs sung by soccer fans worldwide,Championees, championees are we are we are we.
chandler wannabe: Describes people with little social skills who attempt to make conversation by endlessly quoting from whichever film or TV show is popular at the time.
Example: Know Steve from Accounts? Is he a chandler wannabe or what?
chank: Derogatory term, applied to situations where you feel cheated or left out.
Example: We missed the bus. That's chank.
channelate: When you are talking to someone about something and he suddenly changes the topic.
Example: Mo always channelates from football to religion to books while we talk.
chanticipation: A state experienced at or near the end of a song as the listener expects a specific song to follow, due to album order, etc.
Example: After the station played Should I Stay or Should I Go? my strong chanticipation of Rock the Casbah was dashed by a string of commercials.
Charity Mole: an expression used to describe a young, dressed up girl in a nightclub taking advantage of an older, rich man exclusively for his money
Example: see that chick over there latched onto that old guy? She is so a charity mole
charp: the one green mutant chip in every packet of chips
Example:
Chartmanship: Chart craftsmanship, the ability to prepare a beautiful presentation to cover up the fact that it contains no real information.
Example: Murray's half-baked proposal was accepted by the board chiefly due to his chartmanship.
Chastity belt: Ironic; to be hit upon by a lesbian such as Chastity Bono.
Example: I was given a real Chastity belt in the bar just now.
Chatnik: Those people who hang out in chatrooms, coined by those who met in the TalkTV chatroom.
Example: I consider myself a chatnik.
ChatterBrain: One who takes IRC and other chat-related events far too seriously.
To the point of depression or never speaking to someone again.
Example: He saw her chatting to another male chatter so he's stopped eating...He's such a ChatterBrain.
chatterfuge: Chat that involves false identities.
Example: You’ve been chatterfuged by that user, bigboyhot4u. He ain’t doin’ nuthin’ but the chatterfuge.
chatty: Name given to a place which is potentially dangerous.
The biggest threats: gangs, muggers, rapists and thugs.
If entering one of these areas, say goodbye to your wallet and mobile phone.
Example: Sam and Kerem were walking around chatty, when they were approached by two thugs who took their wallets.
Chatty Cathy: Someone who talks a great deal. Mostly connected with phone conversations.
Example: She talked to me on the phone for 2 hours. She sure is a Chatty Cathy.
chatty kathy: A person (boy or girl) who talks too much.
Example: The lady in the aisle seat was a chatty kathy.
chaunch: A hot girl seen from afar. Could possibly be used to describe hot guys. Baby chaunch: jailbait.
Example: Check out the chaunch standing by the bar. Do you think I've got a chance with her?
Chav: A snobbish yet common female. Must wear gold clown necklace--the bigger, the worse. From Lower Kent, England.
Example: Look at that clown! She's a top-class Chav.
Chaver: A lighthearted manner in which to describe a person who is a bit of an idiot.
Example: Come on you chaver, we're going to be late.
chawesome: Something both choice and awesome.
Example: Bert: I got a new BMX for my birthday--and fifty bucks!
Ernie: Chawesome.
Chawny: Pertaining to food. Unpalatable in both flavour and consistancy.
Example: Ugh! I am never staying at Eugene's house again. His mom serves up chawny pig-slop.
chebluhbeh (sheh-ble-beh): Used when you can't think of words to form a sentence good enough to say.
Example: Slim: Yeah, I like that game, too.
Bob: Chebluhbeh.
Slim: Exactly.
Check Please! / Check Please.: Used as an exclamation, when something happens you like. Used as a statement when something happens you don't like.
Example: Alright! Jane asked me out for the prom. Check please! -or- Damn. 1 day until the prom, and the only person who asked me out was a guy. Check please...
cheddar: Money, cash.
Example: That guy must have mad cheddar to be driving that Benz.
cheddar: School bus--the yellow paint resembles cheddar cheese.
Example: Hurry up. If we miss the cheddar, we're going to have to walk home.
Cheech-marin: To wait or remain in one place for an additional period of time.
Example: Don't leave yet. Let's cheech-marin here for a while.
cheedle: The reddish-orange, dusty residue left on your fingers after eating a bag of Cheetos.
Example: After eating those Cheetos, boy, did I have a lot of cheedle on my fingers.
cheekunk: (noun) mountain chipmunk
Example: Cheekunks will eat from your hand sometimes.
cheeriomagnetization: The tendency of the last four or five cheerios in the bowl to stick together for survival.
Example: Bobby's last few Apple-Cinnamon Breakfast Squares floated in his bowl on their own,
each square independent and solitary of the other,
unlike the cheeriomagnetization exhibited when he usually finished a bowl of his favorite low-sugar cereal--
all the o's hugging each other as if they just got tossed off the Titanic.
cheerk: Highly dangerous cross-bred animal with the head of a shark and the body of a cheetah. (Collective is couch.)
Example: Look out! There's a couch of cheerks coming this way.
cheerleading: One word: Athletes. Girls (and guys!) who lead cheers for popular American sports such as football and basketball.
Tumbling, jumping, stunting, yelling--all are all involved.
Example: It's gonna suck if I don't make cheerleading this football season.
Cheers: Another word for Thanks, used and loved by Geordie's everywhere!
Example: Cheer's mate
cheese: moola baby
Example: i hate spendin cheese on women
cheese: To be happy and not worry.
Example: Don't cry. Life is short, so just be cheese.
cheese and rice: Jesus Christ.
Example: Cheese and rice! Would you look at that?
cheese it: Co leave quickly, usually because of fast apporaching danger. This phrase is most often yelled to alert other people to leave immediately, but can also mean get out of here in a more relaxed sense.
Example: Cheese it, the Feds! and Ready to go? Let's cheese it, then.
cheese music: trendy, pop music, the radio stations like to play these same songs about 100 times a day
Example: like boy bands and ditzy 16 year old girls, e.i. Back Street Boys and Brittney Spears
cheese n' crackers got all mud: A mild expletive based on mangling Jesus Christ God Almighty.
Example: Cheese n' crackers got all muddy, I dropped the collection plate.
cheese wagon: A large, yellow, American school bus.
Example: Until I can afford a Camaro I have to take the cheese wagon to school.
cheese-a-delic: Something that is far beyond cheesy. (I would like to give credit to Ms. Schantz, my English teacher for coming up with this marvel to the English language.)
Example: The TV show _The Prisoner_ has incredibly cheese-a-delic special effects.
cheesecaking: The act of sitting and staring into space and not doing anything, like a hunk of cheesecake.
Example: He's been cheesecaking for half an hour. Someone should send him out to get the groceries or something.
cheesed: To be extremely angry with someone or something, extreme aggression
Example: Ex. That guy hit your car? I'd be cheesed!
cheesed: Extremely happy.
Example: Every time I see Julie, I'm cheesed.
cheesed: Broken or otherwise non-functional
Example: It looks like Dave's computer is cheesed again.
cheesefactory: Used in this phrase or something similar: Yeah, and I own a cheesefactory. It is the sarcastic reply to anything anyone says.
Example: You always lose your job. I got a new one. Yeah, and I won a cheesefactory.
cheeser: a cheesy person, a poser, someone who adopts trends and/or beliefs that are trendy, dated or just plain lame
Example: That guy with the mullet cut and Starter jacket thinks he's so cool. What a cheeser!
cheesidue: (n) The thin layer of residue left on the blade of a knife after cutting a slice from a block of cheese.
Example: It is a good idea to clean the cheesidue off of the knife before putting it back in the drawer.
cheesy: Cheep, tacky or tasteless.
Example: Did you see that cheesy movie on TV last night? OR
The car mechanic charged you a clean up fee too? That's so Cheesy!
cheesy feet: When you have been wearing sneakers all day with no socks and you take your sneakers off, your feet smell like parmesan cheese.
Example: I just walked the dogs and I can't take off my shoes because I will have cheesy feet.
Cheetle: The stuff that's left on your fingers after eating Cheetos.
Example: Got a napkin? I need to get this cheetle of my fingers.
cheezlewellerkit: To give someone a packet of cheese snacks, usually Cheezles, in a Get Well hamper.
Example: Mary decided that cheezlewellerkiting Tom was not the best idea, as he was allergic to cheese.
chem-cam: A traditional silver-halide camera.
Chemical camera.
Example: Would you like to buy a chem-cam or a binary cam (a digital camera).
chent: a complete dimwit
Example: that guy is a total chent
chercher la vache: From _Monty Python and the Holy Grail_; uttered by Python fans when someone unwanted or unliked is descending on them. In the film, the unwanted people were repelled by hurling cows at them.
Example: Oh, no, here comes Rosie; chercher la vache!
cherniss: One who is incapable of fitting in. Someone who acts like an idiot trying to impress people. A dumbass. Clueless when it comes to computers.
Example: Hey, cherniss, how 'bout you try and shut up.
cherry: Original slang to mean a virgin, but now more commonly used to describe something in pristine condition.
Example: My Dad's 1970 Oldsmobile 442 is cherry.
cherryize: To put a cherry on top. Used figuratively to mean to top everything off;
can be used both in a positive or negative sense.
Example: To cherryize my day, after having been given the run around by everyone, I was twenty minutes late to the meetings and bombed my demonstration.
cherryscary: 1. Frighteningly virginal or wholesome, with an unhealthy liking of puppies, kittens, fluffy bunnies,
bows, and the colour pink. 2. Fearsomely red, having a shade of redness that inspires awe and fear.
3. The flavour of really cheap cherry-flavoured cough syrup.
Example: 1. The 13-year-old who maintains that Sailor Moon page is a little too cherryscary for me.
2a. Yaz'Mati, the mighty king of the efreet, is very cherryscary, indeed.
2b. Ignatz's face became all cherryscary when I walked in on him biting the wax tadpole in his room.
3. I had to take some cough syrup to get to sleep, and I woke up with that cherryscary taste in my mouth.
chesidue: The cheesey residue that snacks like Cheetos leave on your fingers.
Example: I need a napkin to get this chesidue off my fingers after eating all those Cheetos.
chest-shaver: Incredibly vain male. Coasts on charm.
Example: You should break up with Rob, he's such a chest-shaver.
CHEVY: Said when someone has just been dissed. Usually said by itself.
Example: After Jim got dissed by his friend, everyone yelled out CHEVY!
ChevyBread: Bread that is hard and old.
Example: This sandwich has ChevyBread Yuck!
chew and spew: Cheap, all you can eat restaurants.
Example: Do you want to go to the Chinese chew and spew?
chewbacca: (v) Chewbacca in Star Wars always had to walk behind Han Solo and Luke Skywalker. To be chewbaccaed: when the third person in a group is forced to walk behind the other two, who are walking shoulder-to-shoulder.
Example: Walking behind two friends: Hey! Don't chewbacca me!
chewbaccalypse: The end of Chewbacca; Chewbacca's apocalypse.
Example: Look out for that really hairy guy in the road! Christ, you hit him. Chewbaccalypse, for sure.
chewit: A small coloured chewy sweet.
Example: Cor blimey! Those chewits are nice!
chewobyle: A word used to get out of difficult situations
Example: Q: What is the double-vectored pipelined cpu bus?
A: Chewobyle?
chewy: Backyard quality bodywork on a late model car that would otherwise be appealing.
Example: That new Russian kid drives a Benz! Yeah, but up close it looks a little chewy--prob'ly built it himself out of Bondo and bubble gum.
chez-monkey: Some one who is dirty.
Example: Chris, you are a chez-monkey.
chezmoid: A nice way of saying something is cheesy, cheap, or poorly made.
Example: Did you see Linda's new rug? It is very chezmoid don't you think?
chezt: To dress yourself.
Example: I'll be right back, I gotta go get chezted.
Chhagal': Literal meaning is goat in Bengali. Used to label a person as stupid or dumb. Widely used in Bangladesh.
Example: You're talking just like a Chhagal.
chia pet: Someone with short, curly, frizzy chia pet hair. From Chia pet.
Example: He's all right, but a bit of a chia pet.
chiavinist: A male chauvanist attempting to use chivalry soley to win a woman's affections.
(like a sheep in wolf's clothing.)
Example: David started opening doors, pulling out chairs, and reciting prose in an attempt to charm Lisa; but Lisa's friends warned her of his reputation as a notorious chiavinist!
chiba: an exclaimation used in moments of love struck embrassment
Example: When Tom handed her the rose, Heather blushed and whispered, chiba!
Chibbery: Hyper and excitable. Usually because of chocolate.
Example: After eating all of that chocolate ice cream, Melissa was very chibbery.
chica chee-ka: polite term for hot friend. Also, mama-chica.
Example: What's up chica., Hey mama chica what's the shakes.
Chicago-Style: To do something without wearing pants. {Commando style from Friends is go go without wearing underwear.}
Example: It was hot out, so I finished my homework Chicago-style.
Chicamawaka: (CHICK-UH-MU-WAH-KU) A person that is acting like an idiot
Example: Some of my friends are such chicamawakas.
chich: A gal of the world, intelligent, hip, and ubercool.
Note: Does NOT refer to chick or bitch but may be a subconscious synthesis of the two.
Example: (To be said to a close friend)
What's up, my chich?
chick: Exclamation used to express surprise or alarm in the presence of females.
Like dude, but more riot grrl than surfer.
Example: Chick. I *cannot* get another speeding ticket.
Chicka: A girl or woman that is especially beautiful and trendy.
Example: That girl is a fine chicka.
chicken: Term of endearnment for co-worker, often used in its plural form in relation to team.
Example: Chickens, time for the meeting....
chicken: Used to describe someone who runs around doing things, but doesn't understand why
(running around like a chicken with its head cut off).
Emphasis in a sentence dictates the intensity (like fuggetabout it).
Example: He's such a chicken!
chicken feeder: A poor tipper.
Example: The only people I waited on in the restaurant were chicken feeders.
chicken huntin': To harass and degrade a racist. To seek out and destroy anything racist. (Could chicken huntin' itself be racist?)
Example: Who wants to go chicken huntin' with me?
chicken o'clock in the morning: Really late or really early, ungodly hour of the day, waking up with the chickens. See oh dark thirty.
Example: Ed's nuts! He wants to go fishing at chicken o'clock in the morning.
Chicken Soup: A solution to something, works without any real understanding of why. (Chicken soup helps you get better from colds, but no one knows why.)
Example: Hey, my Mac is messed up. It won't work.
Try re-building your desktop, it's chicken soup.
chickenhead: A woman who seeks men for their money.
See Project Pat's song Chickenhead for a detailed description. A goldigger.
Example: Ever since my pockets became fat, all these chickenheads come swoopin' in trying to claim my cheddar.
Chickening: The actions of someone who is a chicken (see chicken) or is
acting like one without actually being a chicken. Usually just wasting company time.
Example: He's just chickening around today.
chickindeenis: Any part of one's body.
Example: Hey, git your chickindeenis over here. OR
Git your hands off my chickindeenis.
chicklet, biblet: An annoying, bubbly, teenage girl.
Example: We've gotta jet--there's a pack of chicklets heading our way.
chickwich: A girl, or a friendly way to call one of your chick friends.
Example: Hey, chickwich, what's up?
Chickypoo: A pretty girl in unconventional attire.
Example: She may look weird, but she's a real chickypoo.
chicoism: To be the one least remembered or lauded in a famous trio. The least distict member of a trio.
Example: Poor Maurice Gibb is a victim of Chicoism.
chictionary: A man's black book of ladies' numbers.
Example: Look at Pete. Getting a new skank for his chictionary.
chief: A generic but slick nickname to call anyone.
Example: Would you like fries with that?
Yes, thanks chief.
chief circle: The big cheese, or the very head of an organisation.
Example: He's totally arrogant, and struts around the place like he's chief circle, for crying out loud!
chiger: To lie.
Example: Don't chiger me, you mess.
chikan-san: A ladies' man; a player.
Example: Matt's a chikan-san.
chilax: chill + relax
Example: Just chilax and have a seat.
childsafe: Anyone who compulsively seeks to isolate children (theirs or other's) from the common realities of the world by forcing others to change instead of changing their own behavior which exposes said children.
Example: Most of Ozzy Osbourne's critics are a bunch of childsafers. After all, it was only a bat.
chill: Beyond cool. Dank.
Example: Wanda is sooo chill.
chillax: Chill and relax.
Example: Just chillax. Okay?
chillaxin: To chill and relax.
Example: Before you came over today, I was just chillaxin.
chilling, chillin': Doing not much. Just hanging around.
Example: Q: What did you do yesterday after school?
A: Nothing much, just chilling.
chillt: The state of being chilled out or relaxed completely. An almost Zen state.
Example: I spent this weekend all the way chillt.
Also this allows for the shortest meaningfull dialogue in English:
Sup?
Chillt.
chimbly: Chimney.
Example: My farplace needs a new chimbly.
Chimbo: A cheerleader bimbo.
Example: Don't worry, she's just a chimbo.
chimneyfish: One who drinks a lot and smokes a lot, often at the same time.
Example: My dorm is inhabited by a bunch of chimneyfish--it smells disgusting.
chimp: Someone who follows instructions blindly but never considers the reason.
Trained to do something without understanding the reason why (as a trained animal).
Example: These reports are a disaster. Didn't anyone understnad why we were doing them? These people are chimps.
chimpette: A fictional anthropomorphized sentient female chimpanzee character from _Planet of the Apes_.
Example: Dr. Zira is a very intelligent chimpette, but she’s not as cute as Ari, from _Tim Burton’s _Planet of the Apes_.
chin music: In baseball, the act of brushing back the batter with an inside pitch. Also used as a fist-fighting term.
Example: The Big Unit played some chin music for Bagwell on that pitch.
chinage: To rub or pat another person under the chin
Example: Ric's mother got upset when he gave her chinage.
ching: The sound a disk makes when hitting the chains in disk golf.
Example: That was a sweet ching.
Chingaso: a little thing that you can't remember the name of right now. Taken from Spanish
Example: Hand me that little Chingaso over there.
Chinglish: A combo of chinese and english.
Example: Hey! Do you speak chinglish?
chinstache: A small patch of long hair on one's chin, but not a goatee or beard.
Example: It looks like all of DEFROST have chinstaches; they should shave better.
chip: Fine, OK, all right.
Example: Bert: Can I borrow your car, Ernie? ERnie: That's chip with me.
chip-head: One who is obsessed with computers.
Example: He's such a chip-head he could draw you a diagram of the internal cicuit of the Pentium 4 microprocessor.
chip-shop: Half-hearted or inadequate.
Example: Your CV is completely chip-shop.
chippermonky: Hi, I'm Dr. Evil. Due to the lack of 3's we are now changing 3 to Chippermonky, so wherever you used to say 3, You will nnow say chippermonky instead.
Example: 1, 2, chippermonky, 4, 5
chippie: A malicious teenybopper.
The chippie lifestyle is exemplified in Seventeen magazine and television shows directed at the 13-18
age bracket.
These people are loud, especially enthusiastic, but insecure.
They are generally not very interesting to talk to as their passions range only from boys to shopping.
Example: In the girl's bathroom, the chippies were fixing their makeup and gossiping
about the new boy whom they all felt was totally gorgeous.
chipple: A very small chip.
Example: Bob. The chippy filled this bag with chipples.
chippy: Chiefly British expression used to describe the upper classes, particularly their accents.
Example: He's got a Saville Row suit, a Hermes tie, and a chippy accent. My bet is he's very rich.
chirpacious: Overly cheerful.
Example: She was so chirpacious it got on my nerves.
chirt: Flirting while chatting online.
Example: Honey, are you chirting again? Get out of that chatroom and pay attention to me.
Chisausa?: Expression used by UK kebab vendors, usually of Turkish nationality.
Compression of Chili sauce, salad?
Example: Large doner please, my good man. Chisausa?
chive: Something stuck between your teeth
Example: Do you have a toothpick? I think I have a chive.
chive free: response to chive scan wherin your date's teeth are indeed free of remaining food particles
--preferably abbreviated as CF
Example: Hey, do I have anything in my teeth?
Nope. Chive free!
Chive scan: The practice of examining your date's teeth after a meal to make sure there are no lingering food
particles. Can be abbreviated “CS.”
Example: Can you run a chive scan, make sure I’m clear?
chivilrist: Someone who is very chivalrous.
Example: He was always polite to the ladies like a good chivilrist.
chizmate: what it sounds like when australians say, Cheers, mate.
Example: I'll pick that up for you.
Chizmate.
chlomostlestangerine: Kklom-os-tl-stan-ger-een.
The way your nose feels when it's stuffy and really really dry inside.
You can do nothing about it.
Can also be used to describe a feeling of helplessness or stagnation.
Example: I can't do anything about that problem...I feel so chlomostlestangerine. You gotta help me.
cho cho: Synonym for chocolate, but much more fun to say.
Example: It may be bad for your health, but I love cho cho sundaes.
cho's: Nachos.
Example: Bro's, you want to get some cho's with some extra peno's?
choade: Can mean anything as long as it's derogatory or disgusting.
Example: Your boyfriend's an unrepentant choade. OR I drank too much, I'm gonna choade.
chobeez: 1. The feeling of uncontrollable excitement you get upon meeting someone whose presence in your
life or circle of friends proves to be very exciting or revolutionary.
Usually characterised by loud nonsense sounds, squealing, and rapid movement of head, arms, or hands.
Example: With our shared interest in digital music, Pearl and I connected right away.
It gave me the chobeez just thinking about how she would be able to help me further
my own flagging career.
chobo: Adjective (cho-boh)- Korean in origin. To be very bad at something. A newbie. Someone who is not elite.
Example: That chobo driver can't stay in his lane.
chocolacuted: The result of having consumed excessive amounts of chocolate: chocolate overload.
Often characterized by an intense need for water or salty foods.
Example: The death by chocolate sundae was great while I was eating it, but now I feel like I've been chocolacuted.
chocolate panzer: Any one of a later-model German-made large, boxy sedan (usually a Mercedes),
painted chocolate or any other cenfectionary color--butterscotch, creme, etc.
Example: Check out that Benz. That's one serious chocolate panzer.
chocolate teapot: Something that is useless for what it is designed.
Example: I know it looks good, but it doesn't work at all. It's about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
chocospurfulation: (n) Flatulating sound the squeezable chocolate sauce container makes when it's almost empty.
Can be used with a variety of condiments: mustospurfulation, ketchospurfulation, etc.
Example: Sally looked insulted and glared at Mark from across the room while Mike was making sundaes. He said, Hey, that's not me, it's chocospurfulation.
Chod: Bad, unsatisfactory, worrisome, nasty.
Example: Last night I got so drunk my tongue went black and fell off. That was a bit chod, wasn't it? How did you get it reattached to say that?
chode: Loser, chump, wannabe, dork--and doesn't know it.
Example: I can't believe that chode is macking on Monica--she's way too hot for him.
chog: esp. of traffic: sluggish, densely-packed, slow-moving. Also choggy.
Example: We were going to take the new road but it was all choggy with beach traffic
chogret: A close friend.
Example: Hey, chogret, lets go to the mall tonight.
choice: Awesome
Example: Choooiiice
choir junkie: Equivalent of band geek for choir class.
Example: I can't believe what a choir junkie Tina is. She is in the choir room all the time.
Choke N' Puke: Canadian's nickname for McDonalds.
Example: Where do you want to eat tonight? Let's go to Choke N' Puke.
choke yourself: To display your distaste for another's disposition; usually used when you're glad you're not in her shoes.
Example: A. My boss said I have to work this weekend.
B. Just choke yourself.
choke zone: Opposite of comfort zone. Esp. sports,
an uncomfortable area of the field to shoot or throw from, a situation where you feel likely to fail.
Example: I made the birdie from 15 feet inside the choke zone.
chokel: Preferred method of execution when dealing with yokels.
Example: Step out of your tractor and prepare to be chokeled.
chokolatenfreude: The joy that comes from eating chocolate
Example: One bite of that Godiva chocolate bar gave me considerable chokolatenfreude.
Chombie: A customer of a retail store that is usually unable to find the commodities he wishes to purchase.
Example: A clerk conversing with coworker: Yesterday, I had to help this chombie find the limes.
chomley: A contraction of chamomile tea.
Example: Would you like a cup of chomley?
chompers: exclaimed just before biting into something, with the intent of eating 40-60 percent of it with the initial bite (especially pertinent to sandwiches or burgers)
Example: ah, this is a boss-looking burger, chappy. well, chompers! (chomp)
chomps: any type of food
Example: I'm hungry. I'm gonna get me some chomps.
chonky: Bulbous, or chunky.
The word was invented when a New Zealander attempted to say chunky', and what she said was chonky.
Example: Stacey: Have you seen _Jaws_? Sam: No, why? Stacey: there is this one part when all these chonky bits of humans were floating in the water.
chooch: A person who does something stupid by making a lame comment or a physical action without thinking first.
Example: Alyson sure looked like a chooch when she blew that bubble and the gum
flew out of her mouth onto her in-laws plate.
Choofy: Worthless, trivial, unimportant; noun form is Choofacabra. (Credited to James Ruggieri and Sandice Alaska.)
Example: The whole system is completely choofy; it's a complete waste of time. OR That guy is a Chufacabra--he never does any work.
chookies: Chocolate chip cookies.
Example: I don't like chookies; I prefer oatmeal raisin.
choom: 1. Often said in preparation to do something
2. An expression of happiness after receiving an alcoholic beverage.
3. In Scotland, choom can also be used to initiate the act of love.
Example: 1. Och, right time to do some work... choom!
2. A lovely pint of whiskey! Choom!
3. Come a little closer and choom me up.
choom choom: Life personified, according to Mr. Paris of Hinsdale Central.
Example: Choom choom, Mr. Paris!
Chooooow: Derived from Eddie Izzard's Dress to Kill sketch. Must be said Chooooow.
A way in whcih Eddie Izzard Fans often say goodbye.
Example: Later, man. Later. Chooooow.
chop: An absolute jerk. A person who thinks she is cool and has lots of friends. The truth is, nobody likes her.
Example: Pam is a chop. Why does she hang out with us when we tell her to go away?
Choppicer: A Choppicer is a member of the law enforcement community. They typically are just one notch better than a meter-maid and can usually be found with a well-waxed moustache and a small man complex.
Example: Ahhh S*&t! Here comes Choppicer O'Riley. He been bussin' my ass all damn week.
choprasettic: Beyond good, it's new-age good.
Example: After that meditation he was feeling choprasettic.
chore: Chat room whore.
Example: I'm typing naked, said the chore.
OR I'd have sex with you, but I hate to do chores.
Choregasm: Working extra hard to give your partner an orgasm because you feel guilty if you don't.
Example: It took me almost half an hour but my girlfriend finally had a choregasm.
chosty: Overly large, burly, tough.
Example: That's one chosty steak and kidney pie.
chotels: Tight shorts or pants that are like a cheap hotel--no ballroom.
Example: Did you see the chotels on Chris? Give it some air!
Chrikannadanza: A holiday that occurs near the end of the calander year.
Example: Christians, Jews, Arabs and African-Americans can all buy gifts for Chrikannadanza
Christeaster: A particular religious denomination that only has church Christmas and Easter.
Example: Mark's annual attendance at midnight mass was in keeping with his Christeaster faith.
Christohannukahmas: when a child has one parent that celebrates Christmas and one that celebrates Hannukah.
It is a mix between the two holidays, so the everybody is a winner.
Example: A. Kids, which holiday would you like to celebrate this year?
B. Christohannukahmas
chronic: something that won't go away. usually said before a word of what is being continuously done.
Example: all day I've had this chronic yawn! I can't stop it!
chronic lyricosis: The inability of some people to get the words of a song right even though they have heard them a million times. This inability extends not just to one song but becomes a consistent, annoying occurence.
Example: Do I have chronic lyricosis or is Madonna speaking Spanish in her song La Isla Bonita
when she says Tropical re-ilandries? (Tropical the island breeze)
Chrons: Short for chronics.A state when you you feel bad, tired, sick, annoyed, braindead.
Example: He was late for work because he had the chrons.
chub the nub: To really be bad at something.
Example: John sure can't play hockey.
Yeah, he really chubs the nub.
chub-rub: This is generally only experienced by the overweight and slightly-overweight people. chub-rub is a heat rash in the inner-thigh/arse/crotch region caused by the friction and sweat produced by walking or running in the heat.
Hurts like a bitch, but that's what you get for having tree-trunks for legs.
Example: I can't go out to Sweetwaters with my friends tonight because i have a severe case of chub-rub and I can't walk!
Chuck: To throw something.
Example: Just chuck the remote control over here, willya?
chuck: Bad, piece of crap.
Example: Phil's car is a chuck.
chuck norris: badass
Example:
chucklish: Funny or humorous.
Example: You accidentally dyed your hair pink? I find that kind of chucklish.
Chucky Larms: Lucky Charms mixed up, may get a laugh out of someone who hasn't quite awakened.
Example: Pass the Chucky Larms, please.
chud: it's an acronym for Canibalistic Huminoid Underground Dwellers and can be used as a general insult large groups of people. it was also used in the simpsons, when marge tells homer, can't judge New York on it's Pimps and Chuds.
Example: man, this casino is starting to piss me off. all these chuds don't walk fast enough and keep elbowing me.
chuddy: Being round--but not fat.
Example: Alec is definitely chuddy--not an ounce of fat on him, but he weighs a lot for his height and age.
chuff: to smoke, inhale, puff
Example: What, are you gonna chuff on that all night?
chuffy: The way I look after consistently failing to shave. Often used metaphorically for things that are dirty, worn, or rough around the edges.
Example: I had to buy a new jacket because my old one was getting all chuffy.
chugget: Used to order chicken nuggets whilst in a hurry.
Example: I'll take 6 chuggets to go.
chullet: A child's mullet.
Example: Mommy, my chullet is tangled.
chummery: An accomodation provided by an organization where employees who are bachelors reside.
Example: Let's go to the chummery to have our dinner.
Chump: 1. A loser.
2. Really dumb.
3. Easily duped.
3)a sucker for something
Example: Alex is the biggest chump I've ever known, falling for Chris.
chumpus: A person makes a complete fool of themselves without knowing it.
Pronounced: chum-puss.
Example: Look how ugly that guy's car is. He's a champion chumpus.
chumpy: Slightly overweight.
Example: You're not fat, Momma. You're just chumpy like me.
chun: Used to describe something that is particularly unfair, unjust or cheap.
Example: That Street Fighter match was so chun--all you did was trip me.
Chunder: Vomiting.
Example: You come home after an all night kegger and 7 shots of Pepermint Schnaps--and you just feel like chundering.
chunklove: Unconditional love. Taken from the 80s hit, The Goonies, when Sloth the isolated 8ft it declares his love for Chunk, the fat friend everyone made fun of.
Example: Wow, that's some real chunklove right there.
chunnel: To speak on behalf of a spirit from another country; to channel a dead foreign citizen.
Example: Tonight I'm going to my aunt's house. She wants to chunnel Che Guevera and she needs a translator.
chunter: To wander around, seemingly aimlessly, but usually with some sort of purpose--although somone chuntering is easily distracted.
Example: Tom: Have you seen Harry?
Dick: Yeah, he's chuntering around somewhere..
chuppa: Another word for puppie.
Example: Come here chuppa.
church: The decisive moment, the moment when there is no doubt how the game will end.
Example: When the Cowboys scored with ten minutes left, it was church.
chuzzlewort: A person who, while drinking, spills something on his white shirt but doesn't notice until the stain has dried and the shirt is beyond saving.
Example: Danny's such a chuzzlewort. He doesn't have any clean T-shirts left because they all have coffee stains on them.
cidiot: A rich person from a city who is very ignorant and rude.
Example: I knew the guy was a cidiot when he cut me off on my bike with his Mercedes.
cinemate: Well-versed or knowledgable about movies; a movie fanatic.
Example: He came off as this really cinemate guy until he told me his favorite movie was _Men In Black II_.
cinemuck: The sticky substance found on the floor of a movie theater.
Example: The cinemuck in the Union Square Theater is so bad my shoe came off twice on my way to the bathroom.
Cinewobble (cine-wobble): Describes the awkward, almost drunken-like look ma, I just learned to walk motion one experiences after watching a movie in a dark theater. Usually experienced walking up the slope, exiting the theater.
Example: 1) My cinewobble surely did not impress the ladies as I left the movie. 2) Barney met Betty for the first time, as he cinewobbled into her at Bedrock Theaters.
CIOed (cee-eye-owed): Technical Term: project disruption caused by CIO or other high-level management when they attempt to prove their (outdated) technical skills.
Example: Tried to build a dimensional database but it got CIOed. Now its all flat-files.
cipher: Knowledge.
Example: After school was over I gained a lot of cipher.
circle take the square: the phrase comes from Hollywood Squares.
I use it when I agree or disagree with my friends.
Example: Caitlin: You know, that guy's ass is so fine.
Sara: Oh, I disagree. Circle take the square.
or if you want to extend on this phrase, you can block (i.e. Sara: I'll take Whoopie for the block, his ass is far from fine. )
Circlemouth: An individual who becomes overly talkative when drunk; term is used, however, for a much deeper defect of character
whose symptoms are antisocial behavior and a tendency to blame others for things they didn't do.
The term is to be used as a proper monicker as well as a generic.
Example: A: Jim told me he didn't want to go to breakfast with us. But when we got back from Shoney's he asked us why we didn't take him to breakfast!.
B: Ah, fergit it. That's just Circlemouth.
A: He's a circlemouth all right.
Circling the drain: Preparing to die.
Example: That guy on life support is circling the drain.
Circumstantial Intelligence: Intellect coming by the wayside, and having nothing at all to do with intentionality.
Example: Saving money by being a commuter wasn't a smart decision on my part.
It was a case of circumstantial intelligence.
circumvegetate: To go completely around the house in a vegetative state;
to go around the house only in an imaginary way such that one is merely daydreaming
of the act instead of actually doing it.
Example: Over the past two weeks, Mark has circumvegetated his home several times a day,
making quite a mess in the process.
circus sex: Unprotected sex, working without a safety net. Unusual sex.
Example: John was having circus sex with the midget.
citidiots: Rich New York City Idiots that descend upon the Hamptons in the summers.
Example: The citidiot in the Mercedes was parked in the handicapped spot at the supermarket.
city: Implies an abundance of something in a given place.
Example: After I had been gone for a month, my house was dust city.
city juice: Water from the tap.
Example: Could I get a glass of city juice? asked the man of the waitress.
citydrop: To casually mention exotic cities you have visited, in an attempt to appear superior.
Example: Don't bother asking John about the international conference. He's just citydropping again.
ciupacabra: Mythologic.
Example: Chris is ciupacabra. You know, one of those who's a legend in his own mind.
clackett: The little ball inside a can of spray paint, so-called because of the noise it makes when you shake the can.
Example: I was doin' a tag, and this cop heard the clackett. I was so busted!
claim: To claim someone is to beat the hell outta them; usually said in a very bad Cork (Ireland) accent.
Example: If you don't shut up I'm gonna claim ya!
clam slam: Aggressive fighting move.
The assailant raises one arm above his own head,
places the other along his leg,
and then brings them together in a rapid motion on another's body in order to cause injury;
the arms make a motion similar to that of a clam.
Example: I was really kicking john's behind until he clam slammed me right in the face.
clandestiny: A secret or hidden future or fate.
Derived from the words clandestine and destiny.
Example: Before his death, Bob could never have imagined the clandestiny of his brain.
clankie: Word used to describe an engineer. Due to the noise created when working.
Example: Tell the duty clankie that the ballast pump is leaking.
clarisma: Having the ability to clarify; expand meaning; to make clear, less puzzling.
Example: John has clarisma in deciphering the federal regulations.
Clark Kent-ing: The practice of using a tame online identity in the presence of friends in order to hide the real Internet freak you are.
Example: Most people don't know about my Usenet antics because I am Clark Kent-ing with my main email address.
Clashion: Items of clothing or accessories that should not be worn together.
Example: Leg warmers worn with white dinner gloves are serious clashion.
clasp shakers: the handtouch which is speech without words
Example: They always gotta clasp shakers
claustrophobisized: To succumb to the effects of claustrophobia.
Example: She became claustrophobisized when the zipper on her sleeping bag got stuck.
Clavichord: An invisible muscle on the thigh. Originated from The Catcher in the Rye.
Example: My clavichord hurts, don't sit on my lap.
Claytons: The large black sunglasses that are worn over eyeglasses,
mainly by senior citizens (also called cataract sunglasses).
The name derives from the large shades that Clayton Moore had to wear
when he was told he could not continue wearing a Lone Ranger mask in public appearances because the rights to the character and representations of the character were owned by someone else.
Example: Two women were waiting for the bus, both wearing large black Claytons that covered most of their upper faces.
clean the closet: A phrase used by married couples when referring to the sex act.
This allows one to discuss it without the taboo as only the people familiar
with the term know what it really means.
Example: Sorry, Susan, we're unable to come over tonight. Bill and I really need to clean the closet.
cleaver: Clever, but in a Wouldn't your mother be proud? kinda way.
Example: You got all A's on your report? Well, aren't you cleaver?
Clem: Refering to any male from the country.
Example: Here comes Clem
cleo: An imaginary and unpleasant body part; can be used to describe an unpleasant person.
Example: Haha! You have a cleo. OR Stop being a cleo.
Cleveland: Cleavage.
Example: In that low-cut dress she was wearing, you could see Cleveland.
Clickage: Mental synergy. The phenomenon of finding yourself on the same wavelength as another person.
Example: She and I aren't going anywhere- I mean, we just haven't achieved any sort of clickage.
clicklur: Remote control.
Example: Gimme the clicklur. This show's a rerun.
Cling Cling: As in super Clean!
Example: If My mom saw my room so Cling Cling my mom will know its gotta be the puppy chow
clingon: A driver of another vehicle who increases her speed when you attempt to pass her.
Example: I had to get it up to 80 in order to pass that clingon back there.
clink: Noun: A clickable link. Hypertext link.
Verb: The act of clicking a hypertext link.
Example: The page needs a clink to pseudodictionary. Clink to visit pseudodictionary.
Clinton: To flirt shamelessly.
Example: That drunk girl is Clintoning on my boyfriend.
Clinton's Legacy: A society in which ten- to sixteen-year-olds (pre-adolescents and adolescents, children all) engage in all kinds of sexual activities and say what they are doing isn't sex.
From fellatio and cunnilingus with a single partner to pulling trains anally, orally, and vaginally. Nasally? Aurally? With krelbows? Backs of the knees? Definitely with their hands.
Example: What I'm doing is OK.
The other girls are doing it, too.
It's just the sort of thing President Clinton did--and you voted for him both times.
I don't intend to get pregnant, so it's not sex.
It's part of Clinton's Legacy.
cloan: To loan something out that was borrowed in the first place.
Example: Arthur cloaned my CD to Debbie. She turned around and asked me if I wanted to borrow it.
clock: To capture the eye of an admirer. Possible origin: cops' radar.
Example: Ryan, I think Brit just clocked you.
clock dollars: To earn money.
Example: My new job allows me to clock dollars.
Clockblock: When a person sleeps between the alarm clock and another person so that said person doesn't turn off alarm to make you oversleep, thus missing work.
Example: I can't afford |
