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hell slips out.
Example: Brian:What the hell was that! Teacher:What did you say? Brian:What the H-E-Double Hockeystick was that?
Example: Bob, if you're thirsty, help yourself to a bottle of water from the fridge. The stuff that comes out of the tap is more like h3o.
Example: I Pwn you all, im aleet (1337) h4xx0r
Example: Leave me alone you crazy haas. OR Oh, haas! I forgot my wallet.
Example: That was a habinar game.
Ex: My habitat is a blessing for making doileys for Xmas.
Example: My habitat is a blessing for making Xmas presents.
Example: Geesh! Hac!
Example: Pass the bowl of hachijuhachi
Example: Hey, lemme hack a cigarette from ya
engages in magic or hypnotism or ever uses the phrase Have you seen these people?
Example: Carrot Top is the ultimate hack.
Example: Pastey had to hack back her liver in order not to see the regurgitated mess.
Example: Kitty is sure having a rough time with them hacken-
Example: Look at Steve's roofing job. It's a terrible wreck, a mess performed by the ultimate hacker.
Example: The shocking images splashed across the screen when the web site was accessed, obviously the work of hacktivists.
Example: An example of this word is, Will you haffin that peice of gum wit me?
Example: That's haggardous! Stay away from it.
Example: After a month, when Bob still wasn't sure about getting the tattoo she picked out,
Brenda really started haggin' him.
Example: That girl? She's hagglin'.
Example: Even from the far end of the long dinner table in that parallel astral realm, the beautiful St. Cindi could feel the hagiophagia rising up inside the Big Super Deity, and she was very tense. Don't worry,
He or She chuckled, noting it but not stopping the spinning whetstone which sang against knife and fork. It's only a metaphor.
Example: I haint been to Chicago
Example: Poison is a perfect example of a hair band.
Example: I was was fed nothing but hair brain ideas my whole life.
Example: Don't bother reading that; it's just a haircut blog.
Example: Q. Would you like some more mashed potatoes with your dinner? A. Sure, I'll have a hairdab more.
Example: Oho! The bad guy in the movie was a real hairfarmer. Scary.
Example: Kent and Mark are serious hairfarmers.
Example: The pizza we ordered for lunch was hakamaki.
Example: The halalization of the whole matter would largely depend on the department head.
Example: Kelly was so half-cut the other night she hit on Jay.
Example: You don't want ol' smitty there on your team, he's a real half-stepper.
From English automotive parts and cheap bicycle retail chain Halfords,
which used to sell very cheap bicycles for carrying shopping.
Halfords Shoppers had a hinge in the middle, usually disguised as the frame,
which caused them to fail catastrophically after a few years of being left in the rain.
Example: Nice bike, Mole. Don't see many Halfords shoppers in metallic blue these days.
Example: Yo, halfpipe! Think you could have put that box down any harder? I'm not sure you broke everything in it.
Example: Last night we shaved Michael's head, so he only has a halfro.
Coined in an attempt to replace BFE, which doesn't make any sense to me.
Example: Joe: Where's this party?
Ed: It's halfway to assville--like 45 minutes away.
Example: Man, she giggles a lot when she talks. She thinks she's so clever with all her halfwiticisms.
Example: That fellow just told me my eyes were as blue as the Mediterranean Sea. Bleech! Hallmark tongue.
Example: Yea, everyone had a Hallow-trific time!
As a part of the collective unconscious, a hallucigenetic concept gains its own power through ritual reinforcement--becoming more than the sum of its parts and a direct causal factor in evolving consciousness.
Example: An out-of-body experience can be defined as hallucigenetic--
the white light ideal permeates successive visions and defines the experience for latter visionaries.
Example: Do you know who I am? I'm no ham and egger that you can just push around.
Example: I want chunky peanut butter and grape jelly on my ham sammich.
Example: Joe, look at her. Ham sammich.
Example: You see before you a man who likes to play the mobster or professional con, but as we have demonstrated, he is a mere hamburglar.
The 22nd Vice President, Mike Wagner, was noted for using this word to show affection for people
who pluralize almost everything.
Example: Bob says, Oh, I's loves that goods stuffs! VP Wagner says, Hamelaphone.
Example: Bill Hicks was the all-time hammer. Nobody is even close to that guy.
OR That joke of yours about Herman Melville and Melrose Place is a hammer.
Example: Pass me the hammer. I wanta' watch somethin' else.
Example: We've got 8 minutes until the movie starts. Move it into the hammer-lane.
Example: Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a hammer-lane barnacle all the way from the airport.
Example: Jest_Not is a Paladin, albeit a weak one. He was once a hammerdin
Example: Mark pulled his favorite baseball shirt from the hamper and sniffed at it. Deciding it was clean he pulled it on over his head and went on his way. That's the power of Hamper Ionization.
It refers to the imagined belief that the automobile is powered by small rodents running
furiously on exercise wheels who are accessible through the portal in front of the passengers seat.
Example: Darling, can you reach into the hamster cage and grab my toothbrush?
Example: The hamsteriac couldn't resist and ended up buying a dozen more hamsters. Now he has about 300.
Example: I went into town han yesterday. It was pretty boring.
Example: Mt. Pleasent is right in the middle of the hand.
Example: I refuse to wear this hand me up.
Example: How can you read this?? What is it, hand printing?
Example: Ugh, he got hand salsa all over my mouse from too much Quakeing.
Example: A. Do you think Chris is gay?
B. Are you kidding? He's definitely a handbag.
Example: Look, there's an open space.... Arggh, it's handicrapped!
Example: This extreme situation is handleable. So it makes me wonder why we call it extreme.
Example: Handmelon is a sport popular only in the United States.
Example: Can you give me your handy number? I've got a handy.
Example: He is now 24 and we still have hangaburs and fries.
Example: Ya want ta git that hangicher weshed one on these days--it's fair lost wi' muck.
Example: Don't get too close to Jason, he hasn't eaten and is very hangry.
Example: that was really stupid! hanna or no?
Example: My wife (non-Jewish) and I (Jewish) celebrate Hannamas during the December holiday season.
Example: James' breath was haphrotrapic in the cold air.
Example: Oh, yeah! That party was happening.
Example: He wasn't a very happy bunny when he lost his job.
Example: Sorry, what were you talking about? I was in my happy place.
Example: Londoner: Har'ye? Tourist: Sorry? Londoner: Har'ye? Tourist: Sorry? Londoner: Har'ye? (and so on)
Example: The first period student harangled the substitute teacher by saying This is just a blowoff class. What the student failed to recognise was that the substitute teacher viewed his job as substitue TEACHING, not being the substitute butt of students' jokes.
Example: 1. Knock it off, harbinder -you're going to break the table. 2. That harbinder smells terrible.
Example: He was harborne after being dumped by Tiffany.
Example: 1. Wow, thats hardcore! 2. Mohawk, bondage straps . . . he's hardcore. 3. I saw this new hardcore band and got flattened in the pit.
Example: Q: Who's that?
A: It's OK, that's Jim. He's hardcore.
The body just stiffens into a rigor mortis state and the worker becomes unable to function.
From a Dilbert cartoon by Scott Adams
Example: B. Isok, I have another project for you.
(Isok then stiffens like a board, arms spread wide.)
B. Isok, are you hardening?
Example: It was a hardge lake.
Example: Hey, let's go catch some hardrock.
Example: These video games are hardschool.
Example: Whats wrong with this server? Its been harrised.
Describes someone who rushes into an activity without pausing to consider any potential risks or dangers involved.
Example: The guy that jumped off the roof into the pool last night was a total Harry Mason!
(can be applied to childish or adult stuff, real or imaginary things),
but it should generally have a magical sense, I think.
Example: She gave a harrypotteresque performance;
she cooked a harrypotteresque meal;
we spent a harrypotteresque holiday, night, time, etc.
Example: That movie was harsh.
Example: What! They Hartlefied all the monkeys?
Example: Don't bring John, he'll Hartlepolarise the whole trip.
Example: When waiting for a download or for voicemail to go through its eternal loop, a sigh could be seen as a harumpf.
a condition of happiness in feeling or action; pleasant to the eye or atmosphere; cool.
Example: N. Once the Mamas & Papas got their singing harmonies right, Harvey had arrived.
Adj. This restaurant is harvey.
Adj. That's a harvey blouse.
either David Hasselhof or one of his media products, be it some cheesy TV show
about half-naked people or dreadful music.
2. Amusement taken from looking at the naked torso of an aging gent
who has had bicep implants, but still has a slightly sagging chest.
Example: Bert: Hey, let's go to the beach. I reckon we could make it there in less than twenty minutes.
Ernie: Don't forget to add on an hour for the hasselfactor of
finding a parking space in amongst those fancy sports cars,
artfully aged veedub busses, and big red lifesaver trucks.
David Hasselhoff does on _Baywatch_.
Example: Look at that guy, trying to look in good shape but he's just Hasselhoffing. OR
Look at the Hasselhoff on that guy.
Example: Ryan: You know Katie?
Eric: Yeah, she's a total Hastert. One day she says she loves me, the next day she says, I never said that! Shut up, idiot!
Example: Hey, you got hat hair.
Example: That's a great hatchin' jacket for your second trimester.
Example: Kerem: Want me to tell Liz that you don't wanna go out with her any more ?
Sam: Yeah, tell her bout my hate trait.
Example: Don't be a hater.
Example: That Styx concert footage was pure hathos.
Example: That chick was bloody hatt.
Shouting hattifnat really makes people angry, so you can use it to annoy them.
Example: Don't lie to me, you hattifnat! OR I saw this strange animal, but I don't know what it was. Probably a hattifnat.
haut (Fr., high)+ kitsch (Ger., trash).
Example: Designer jeans are an '80s
example of haut-kitsch.
Example: (John is sick in hospital. Bob enters.) Bob: How are ya? John: Bob, I'm in the hospital. I'm sick!
Bob: Have an apple!
Example: I screwed up so many orders that my boss told me I've got guts.
Example: ooh sag aloo, have you got one on you ?
Example: Chani read through her server logs and exclaimed, I'm being havked! Really, she just wasn't smart enough to understand that the server was overloaded by an image request.
and you can take their parking spot. Also, following a person to his car in your car to take that spot.
Example: That guy that was hawking took my spot when I left.
Example: Jen only dates Hawks.
longer than hot, thus requiring extra effort to look moronic. (See seckzi and ur.)
Example: ur liek so hawt, omg, ur liek totaly seckzi!
Example: Justin is the coolest haxor I know.
Example: my girlfriend's not pregnant! hazaa!
Example: All of a sudden hazaar people came running up and wanted icecream too.
Example: Hazah! I just won the lottery!
Example: My girlfriend is hazen.
Example: He has a huge set of he-hooters.
Example: She's a bit of a head wrecker!
Example: After listening to Tina tell him about her haircut for ten minutes, Brian felt head-locked.
Example: That guy has a case of headband head.
Example: The auditorium was filled with headbangers listening to their favorite heavy metal band.
a sudden inexplainable muscle spasm in the back of your head.
Example: Sweet Lord, I don't know why it happens, but don't let this headknockphoria fade too soon.
Example: (In the event that someone burned their hand on the stove) Good job! That's using the ol' headmeat.
rational, happy person thus ensuring health and safety
for co-workers and others sharing space with the smoker
Example: I think it's time we went for a health and safety meeting.
Example: I heart that movie--it's my favorite.
Example: Krista's new word is quite heartful.
Example: Jeff threw a heartillage and got some time off cause his grandmother died.
Example: Did you know she dumped Chris? That's so heat!
Example: Smoking pot in front of the cop shop is heat.
Example: That guy you were with at the party last night is a real heatbag.
Example: When the cops tried to arrest her, she showed them her heater.
Example: The head cheerleader of our high school is a Heather
Example: You are a heatscore.
Example: My wife is beautiful. She has a heavenish face.
Example: Heavens to Murgatroid, I can't believe you want to watch Dawson's Creek tonight. That's it ... exit, stage left!
Example: That music is heavy.
Example: Two more pints and heavy metal soccer begins.
Example: You won the lottery? You're in the heazy now, bro!
Example: There was this kid who had a total hebb on the trail today.
Example: Bily Joe, stop trying to see up my skirt--or you'll go to Heck when you die.
Example: Jennifer Lopez looked heck-mecalectic in that dress she wore to the awards show.
Example: Real butter is heckabetta than that margarine stuff.
Example: Owww! I just dropped the heckdarndangit sledgehammer on my foot!
Example: When I am out ripping and running, I know that eventually the hecticity
of being out and about will catch up to me.
Example: The party was great until the beer ran out, what a hedgemeer.
Example: His investment policies are formed with much hedgetation.
Example: Wow, my funometer says this party is cranking at 87 hedons.
Example: In response to someone talking too much. Excuse me, would you please heebatow.
Example: I thought she was a good housekeeper, but then her dog pulled a giant heeble out from under the couch.
Example: The more times you tell that joke, the more heeelarious it gets. (Follow by rolling your eyes for effect.)
Example: Did you see her heek?
She was beheeken.
Example: quick, hide, if that heffler sees me he's going to tell the joke about the time we were at a party and the dog died. that's all we have in common.
Example: Look, Chris peed his pants. Heh.
Example: Bill keeps forgetting what side of his car the gas goes into. What a Heifetz.
First seen in the book _Steel Beach_ by John Varley.
Example: A. Do you believe in gun control laws?
B. No way--I'm a Heinleiner! An armed society, is a polite society!
Example: I asked her to dance, but she gave me the Heisman.
Example: He wants to hejob that toy.
(v) Tto make up such a word.
Example: I challenge. That's not a word; that's a heke
Example: Her old green Pontiac was one hectic car.
Example: You guys are so hela-stupid.
Example: At the rock concert, they released dozens of balloons and they all went to helium heaven.
Example: Lets go to John's house, he has hella food.
Example: That's hella cool.
Texas--phrase uttered by Northern Californians to describe the noose Texan's place around their necks for inventing and overusing dumb words.
Example: NC: This noose is hella tight.
Texan: Yeah, pretty cool isn't it?
Example: That was a hellacious explosion.
Example: The ICP are hellacool tonight, bro! They are rockin' the house!
Example: What the hellenhimershisturtle?
Example: Oh, you are such a hellodoggywoofything.
Example: Helloha! How are you today?
Example: Why, helloo! Why aren't you at work?
Example: Thursday following Memorial Day, Alec was getting more than a tad fussy in the early evening. I reminded him, Alec, remember, no whining. His response, HellOOo...I'm not wearing the button.
Example: That car is helluva fast.
Example: Help m'boab, it's the truant officer!
Example: Althouh China has a physically greater land mass, the US's Hemogeny surpasses even massive china's, extending through the globe.
Example: She was as fat as a hemperbenitat.
The pin is a cylindrical shape with a hole cut on one end, for which a metal ring can be passed through so one may pull the pin with her finger. To use, simply pull the pin and throw the hen a safe distance away.
Example: Bob pulled a hengrenade out of his pocket and told us how it was effective in confusing the enemy.
Example: Chris got caught last night looking at hentai. His mother grounded him for two weeks.
Example: Do you understand? Yeh, I am hep to that. Jim is a real hep cat.
Example: Can I hepya with your coat?
Example: Hey, you! Come her!
Example: Dorkasaurus: Someone who is so intensely dorky, the word 'dork' alone will not do them justice. Them was used in the preceding sentence to be politically correct, but is not grammatically correct. Someone is singular and them is plural. A singular antecedent calls for a singular pronoun, so we have an error. Fifty years ago, him was the accepted English usage when a singular pronoun referred to a gender-neutral antecedent. In the first sentence of this paragraph, him would have been used instead of or them. However, him is now viewed as politically incorrect. What we need is a new accepted (correct for the prescriptivists, standard for the descriptivists) English usage. My modest proposal: use her instead of him for such a situation. Her maintains conventional English pronoun-antecedent agreement and, at the same time, avoids the political incorrectness of him. Thus, Dorkasaurus: Someone who is so intensely dorky, the word 'dork' alone will not do her justice. Nota bene: It is especially important that this new standard be used for negative examples.
Some may object that the antecedent someone is gender-neutral, while the pronoun her is not. NOW, I maintain that her is still politically correct, a slight discrepancy in gender agreement notwithstanding. Using the masculine form has been avoided--that's the main objective of political correctness, is it not?
Example: Did you see that guy in the Hootie shirt? What a herb.
Example: You should stop hangin' out with that herbal tea smoker.
Example: The author intentionally dropped a herbomb underlining her activist agenda.
Example: I'm tired of this endless herdsurfing! cried Jenny.
Example: I'm going to my hermatory for a little while.
Example: Naw. I don't want to go out tonight. I'm going to hermitate
Example: I'm cranky and would prefer to be left to my hermitude.
Example: ... when hesh is chosen then ....
Not a synonym for bisexual.
Example: I_monk dates women almost exclusively, but he's been known to be heteroflexible from time to time.
Example: My hevun is like KFC--you can have a leg or a breast whenever you want.
Example: I finally hit hexardy with six tardies.
It is used for groups or individuals. Adds pizazz to a conversation, I think.
Example: Elmer: Hey, Donald, what's up?
Donald: Oh, hey pete, nothing much.
Example: Heyla dear! How're you today?
Example: Bob. Hey, how's it goin'? Gertrude. Heyllo!
Example: What in the HFIL are you talking about?
Go to HFIL.
Example: John: Jane, I'm leaving you for a younger woman. You just don't give me that sweet loving like you used to. Jane: Hibdawhat?
Example: The girl suddenly emitted a loud hiccleburp, making her friend jump with surprise.
Example: In the suburbs, it seems they're always building more hice.
Example: Billy Ray and his sister-wife Luanne will be sure to bring their famous opossum stew to the annual family hicnic.
Example: Traffic coming from the ball park all the way home last night was the hids.
Example: I was fawning over this girl, she was so cute. But then she gave me the hiesman, just totally dissed me.
I guess it wasn't meant to be.
Example: I was fawning over this girl, she was so cute. But then she gave me the hiesman, just totally dissed me. I guess it wasn't meant to be.
Example: He actually thought I liked him. He's high. OR
That's so high. I can't believe he went to his ex-girlfriend's house and didn't tell you.
OR He's acting so high, you can tell he's lying.
Example: My high-beams are on because it's freezing outside.
Example: Just look at them high-falooting bigshots in them fancy cars. Highfalutin'.
Example: When we snuck into the club as VIPs goes on the highlight reel.
Example: Aw, Mom, I don't like these pants. They're all higily-pigily.
Example: (knock knock) Who is it? Hiimme!
Example: Oh, that was so hilar.
Example: My God, that mooner he pulled was just hilarseious.
Example: That's gonna be hill.
Example: The average congressman will go his entire political career without ever buying his own lunch;
the hill rats take care of that.
Example: He was just a lonely hillbilly looking for a suitable hillfilly; he did not make it.
Example: Better stay off his property! He?s a hillbilly that?s hillsilly.
Example: Himbo though he is, Ricky Martin is the greatest.
2. Someone who is successful without trying.
Being well-off despite incompetence.
Example: 1. The colonel is as cool as a Hindu cow--he slept right through a firefight.
2. After failing out of college and winning the lottery I was living like a Hindu cow.
Example: I could tell where he sat by the hing marks on the sofa. OR I had just carefully vacuumed the carpet to make it hing free when the kids ran through the room.
Example: How'd you get that hinkelbonk on your chin?
Example: I don't know, boss... something's hinkie... Robert Biggs, The Fugitive
Something that is out of whack, just a bit off, wrong, confused, suspect.
Example: His directions were a bit hinky, no? That milk taste hinky to you?
Example: I have a hintch that the bird over there could be dead.
Example: bob: Hey check out that guy over there, he thinks he's tough with those clothes he's got on.
Example: With those duds, and those digs, he's obviously a very hip cat.
Example: That's a hip hop hippopanonymous hippo.
Example: Come on, let's go. Hip hop, hippo.
Example: Man, don't be kidding yourself, that group's total hip-pop.
Example: There's no talking to that guy unless you're an artist from New York. He's got hipatitis.
Example: Of course I voted for Al, even though I don't care at all for him or his positions. He was running against Chris, for God's sake! Perhaps a bit hipocratic, but what else could I do? Chris is vermin.
Example: His weight didn't stop him from being a snob. He was hippopompous.
Example: The manager had a hippopotamushish personality, prompting everyone to second-guess her evey move.
Example: It's times like these that I feel like such a hippopotomonstrosesquipedalimanic.
This word deserves to be seen! This word is listed in the QPB Encyclopedia of Word and Phrase Origins, written by Robert Hendrickson. What a WONDERFUL book!
Example: He really enjoys making full use of the English lanquage;
he's quite the hippopotomontrosesquipedalianist.
Example: I woke up during the night to find a hipportimaussiaum in my garden.
Example: That jacket is the hippshu mushi.
designed to authenticate their culture of jaded cool. (Plural of hipster doofus.)
Example: I wanted to go the the coffee shop last night, but it was packed with hipster doofi.
Example: I think you drank that soda too fast; you'll probably get the hirrcups.
for project and transplanted to mean someone who is mentally ill or just plain stupid.
Example: Did you see what he did? His wiring ain't up to code.
Example: When you get off work, come over to the hisouse.
Example: The existence of Garden of Eden is histobiblical.
Example: Can I hit that sandwich?
to try to hit a note beneath one's voice range and to produce a grinding, dissonant break
in the melody before resuming the song once one can hit the notes again.
Example: Danny hits ground a lot when he sings at the meetings.
Example: I'm about to run out for a while. If you need me, you will have to hit me on the hip rather than call me at home.
It is usually used in the affirmative sense.
Example: Ed. Do you want a stick of gum?
Ted. Yeah, I'll hit some gum up.
Example: She had this sickly green look. I think she's hiv.
Example: Diana arrived and everybody began to hivernate towards her.
Example: Alex has been hizzoe since middle school.
You have the ho, you have the jack, now comes the slap.
Not meant to be taken as a true threat (or performed)--just to indicate a state of frustration.
Example: If you don't calm down, someone is geting a ho-jack-slap.
Example: Andy is a hoag.
Example: It really hoarked him to recieve the IRS notification about his audit.
Example: I went to the Hobberplob this weekend, and I had a lot of fun.
or Hobberplob rules. So much better than Slipknot.
Example: Josh has seen _The Lord of the Rings_ fifteen times. He's definitely a hobbit-head.
Example: I went to the party with Sue, but she's such a hobnoblin, she left me so she could hang out with her
Example: You freaking hobo.
Example: That fool's eating a hobo-apple.
Example: Lauryn, you are such a hobskank.
Example: After school we stopped by the 7-11 to hock some baseball cards.
Example: Cute, but he's got an ugly case of hockey hair.
Example: We all know about the politicians' hocus pocus, especially during campaigning.
Example: ex: (situation: kenny is trying to act like he is cool)
ex: Kenny is a real Hodad
Example: Hoddle Poddle, leave me alone...
goes begging from car to car at a stoplight.
The word derives from the Greek hodos, road or way, and phanein, to appear.
It echoes the word sycophant.
Example: The stoplights of San Juan are plagued with hodophants.
Example: That hoemunk Jim wouldn't shut up today.
It sound like a cross between a yawn and a snore.
Example: When trying to get to sleep and someone else is nattering, say Hogshaw and it means
Right, it's bed time--shut up and let me sleep.
which is theorized to be present in Hostess-brand snack cakes (Twinkies, Ho-Hos, Ding-Dongs, etc.)
The presence of Hohonium would explain why these foods have a half-life, rather than a shelf-life.
Example: Thanks to the miracle of Hohonium, we don't need to worry about our Twinkies ever going stale.
Example: Boys think Pamela Anderson is hoi. Men do not.
Example: The office hoi-poloi have organized an exclusive yacht party this weekend.
Example: She is one hoity-toity bitch.
Example: The company picnic had a luau theme, but it looked real hokey.
Example: Don't be mad! I was just hoking.
Example: She moved to the hole of Pluto. I don't even think they deliver mail where she moved.
caused by too many trips to the mall, too many parties, and too little sleep.
Example: I can't believe I thought it was Wednesday; I'm just completely holidazed.
Example: Holla! Wuz up?
Example: A. (phone) Aiight, hit me later
B. Aiight, holleration.
Example: Mel Gibson had another hit this week - on Hollyweb when 23 sites featured a picture of him peering into a mirror plucking his eyebrows.
Example: Hey, look! Hollywood parking--grab it!
when reversing from a car park, cornering at low speeds, driving on sand or dirt tracks
Example: (Tire screech) That guy must have bought those new Hollywood tires.
2. To make a sequel to a successful film while disregarding quality and taste.
Example: _City of Angels_ is a Hollywoodized version of Wim Wenders classic _Wings of Desire_.
Example: What's up, Holmes?
Home p is widely used in Korea as a trendy word, now.
Example: Thank you for visiting my home p.
Example: What's up, home team?
Example: Instead of going to the hospital to have her baby, she had a homebirth.
Example: I attempted to homeer during American Lit., but Mrs. Smith kept catching me.
2. Name for a humorously odd-looking friend.
(Commonly used to affectionately address friends in the early morning hours.)
Example: 1. That has got to be the most homeless lawn job ever. Was he trying to make crop circles?
2. Hey, Homeless, glad you could make it to work this morning.
Example: Homepreneurs often feel isolated in their business offices in spare bedrooms or basements.
Example: The Duck's fans are the ultimate homers. They bash the Kings as being on a lucky streak, when actually the Kings made all the right moves to be successful.
Example: Wussup homeskillet, we going out or not?
Example: Damn homeslice, quit bogarting that soda.
Example: The police are investigating a gang-related homeycide that took place late last night.
Example: Sorry, babe, can't see you this weekend.
Myrtle Beach awaits, and I promised the boys a homeymoon.
Example: Yo, s'up hommie?
Example: Karen is the class's worst hommie hopper.
Example: I was interested in stopping at the roadside attraction known as The Mystery Hole, but my homoentendrephobia prevented me from suggesting it to Bob.
The obnoxious plastic ring the hangs on the plastic milk bottle after you twist open the cap the first time.
Example: What's that blue thing in my milk, Mom? Oh, that's just the homogenic. Throw it away.
Example: It's time you and I had an homogenous interface.
Generally referring to a group of like objects or people sharing a similar or identical designation.
Example: Is it just me, or is every second person in accounting named Dave?
That department is becoming homonominal.
Level 3 = Well, from a certain angle. Levels have .5 ratings, mostly to prevent arguments and divorce.
Example: Ellen enjoyed practicing homonomony at the malls, where there were lots of faces to compare.
Example: That homophagous female has cleaned out many men.
who share the same religious or philosophical convictions
Example: Rob's some kind of homosectual; he only dates fellow vegan Buddhists.
Example: A homosexualkitty is quite common at unisex cat camps.
Example: Bexta's not homosexual, but he is homosocial.
Example: Hey Thom, that concert was honest!
Example: Well, boys, I would go the bar, but I've got a huge list of Honey-Dews that need to be attended to.
Example: I'm gonna meet up with my honeyhooker Lanie and go to see _Tomb Raider_.
Example: Walter, you're my honeysprinkle.
Example: Hey, I'm hungry. You wanna get some honk?
Example: A: How was the party? B: Honk shoe.
X: Then Bill told that story about the speeding ticket again. Y: Again? Honk shoe.
Example: Where is my little honkadory?
Example: that's one honkin nose on that chick
Example: Megan: Cindy's always at Marisa's. Kim: Don't you know, she's an honorary Q.
Example: What is all of this hoobajoob? I don't understand this hoobajoob.
Example: Hoobalagah! Thats some good espresso.
Example: Better wipe off all that hoobity off the car before mom gets home!
Or hoochie-mama. Hoochies can be identified by shirts with no backs and heads with no brains.
They like to travel in packs, especially to the bathroom.
Example: Look at that hoochie over there. She bumped into the wall and left a mark.
Example: That girl is looking to go out tonight. Look at those hoochie pants.
Example: Did you see that Civic with the gold rims? What a hoochie-mobile.
Example: You couldn't get me to set foot in that club. Too many hood rats!
Example: You should be more careful if you don't want to go to jail. That girl's wicked cute, but she's a hoodsie.
Example: Look out Chevy Camaro, you can hear my hoofz beat.
Example: The darned hoojicapiv on the whatsit isn't running right. Give 'er another bash and see if that works.
2. To get together romantically.
Example: 1. Tags on the car are expired, let's go ahead and hook him up. OR Busy day today, we musta hooked up five, six guys.
2. I hooked up with this nice guy at the dance. OR I saw you mackin' on that girl--you two hook up?
Example: Billie dumped Willie because he wouldn't hook up with her.
Example: She had a short skirt and some hooker boots on.
Example: She was wearing a lot of large jewelry, including hooker hoops.
Example: Stop playing hookey and get back to work
Example: These taste like hoolinguyattamouth.
Example: Hooo! look at this truck - i want one too.
Example: GST, now thats Hoopt!
Example: You see Mike's 69 Impala? Yah, till he gets some body work done it'll be a hoopty.
Example: I got stuck in detention because I acted hoopty.
Example: as in Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams: You sass that Ford Prefect? There's one hoopy frood who knows where his towel is.
Example: Grandma told us to wear jeans on cold days to keep our hoopy-dingys warm.
It can be sad (hoorJ...) or overly exciting (HoOoORj!).
Example: Me: How are you doing?
You: I'm just fine! HoorJ!
Example: Have a good one barry, hooroo.
Example: Are you going to Ryan's hootenanny?
Example: Those shoes are from Payless, but their hooterific.
Example: I filled the dog's bowl and he hoovered it before I could set the bag down.
Example: Raphul is a real hopdogy, yo.
Example: The only dates Christina ever got were ones following a hope 'n scope.
Example: Hopingley I'll be able to get the day off tomorrow.
Example: We had a great time in Arkansas but the truck came back covered with hoppersquash.
Example: I gotta bad case of Hopsenmaltz Disease this morning.
Example: New York is a fair hopskipandajump from Philadelphia.
Example: Sheep tend to horbgorble.
Example: Horizontalization of our business processes will ensure success.
2. To vomit (if human) or to have a total system failure (if computer).
Example: 1: Chris, you jerk, don't be horking my fries.
2: Don't know what was wrong with the code, but my server horked repeatedly.
Example: It was 2:30 am and I awoke to the sound of the cat horking in the living room.
Example: I'll be out somwhere tonight and I'll have my cell horn.
Example: The new R1 lets you pull horn monos without even thinking about it.
Example: I don't like mountain bike trails that are too steep, I much prefer hornce trails.
Example: Clinton: Is that your new boyfriend?
Zanita: Nah, Sam is still around. That's my hornerman.
Example: I get a little hornery about once a month.
Example: I was a little upset and depressed last week but I feel that this was just hornormal.
Example: Hey, man, can I hornswoggle one of those beers?
denoting an unusually bad or complicated medical condition
Example: The car accident left a real horrendoma on his face.
Example: The horribelocity of the trip increased when Eunice began telling us her shaving stories.
Example: A large person on the top of an unsturdy bunk bed has horribility.
Example: I got into work this morning and my day proceeded to horriblate rapidly. OR I spent the morning on the phone to a bunch of horriblates from project management.
Example: He says, My brother was horrified.
She says, Ah, well, a bit of horrification is good now and then.
2. Extremly brutal, cruel, or wicked.
To be used in more intense circumstances then either of the words from which it is made up.
Example: 1. The oil spill scene was so horrocious that I couldn't stand to watch any more of the report.
2. The people watched in horror as the bunnies were being tested by the cosmetics companies, and thought of how horrocious and sad it was.
NB:To be said in evil Exorcist voice if possible.
Example: Last night at work was just Horror Island
A:How was the party yesterday?
Example: Madonna's tour is really horrorshow.
(from the French: Hors d'oeuvre) appetizers.
Example: Yes, please, thank you very much. I'll take a few of your horse dovers.
Example: Loosen up the kerning in your headline, it looks horsey.
Example: He was a few plates short of a picnic, a few fries short of a happy meal. In short, a horti-Q.
Example: You can lead a horse to water...but you can't drag a horticulture.
Example: Yeah, Ed got passed over for the V.P. spot, so now he's hosebroke.
Example: Chris forgot to back it up... We're so hosed!
Example: That hoser can't be trusted. From the Wisconsin-Minnesota area.
Example: Hosimba! That is one hot mamma!
self confident, independent, won't take any crap from anyone, etc.
Example: She was hossy.
Example: Hey, that guy over there is pretty good looking. He's not just good looking, he's hot!
referring to the commutator in our electric motor(s).
Example: My son has been hot-comming in the RX-7 EV (electric vehicle) again.
Example: the project is hot in the box.
Example: Amy: They're selling Britney Spears tickets at the arena. Erin: I'll be there in a hot second.
Not quite boiling. May on first touch be thought to be near boiling point, but actually quite safe.
Example: Is this soup hot-bobbling? OR
My bath is hot-bobbling.
Example: Did you get the hot-hole i emailed? Nasty eh?
Example: My sister is planning to bring her favorite tuna hotdish to the church supper.
Example: Neil Diamond came to town and every hote came from miles around.
Example: God, it's hotter than a pickle today.
Example: My gosh, turn the fire down, it's hotterunlove in here.
Example: Oh, my God! That Louis is one hottie bombalottie.
Example: Alyson Hannigan is one hottie mchothot.
Example: This pizza is houndy. I could eat the whole thing by myself.
Similar to cleaning out his clock. Used to describe someone flipping out.
Example: A. What happened after your Dad came home and saw what you did to his car?
B. Oh Christ, he just went house and severely chewed me out.
Example: I want some fries. Lets go to the House of Goofy White Man.
Example: I'm bored, you wanna go to The House.
Example: The housemaster made it clear that there will be no kitties allowed.
Someone who values her house to the extreme.
Example: It's only a pencil mark on the wall. Just erase it.
But it's my life!
You're such a houserker.
Example: We felt very housewiverly after cleaning and gardening all day.
Example: Hey, DK, how's up?
In most of England, working-class parents shout Get here! at their children.
In Middlesbrough it's Howay!--a cry which can usually be heard somewhere at any
given time in Middlesbrough town centre.
Example: Did you meet Robert's new girlfriend? She's a right Howay!
See also: Gary
Example: Did you see that guy at the party last night--the one with the mullet? What a Howie.
Example: You donna, howsit?
Response would be: eh, not bad...
Example: I'm goin' down the pub for some howyergoin's with Chook and Bez.
Example: Howzabout we just stay in tonight?
Example: Hey Jim, howsigwan?
Example: A friend has just described how he climbed a creaky ladder and fell off into a muddy puddle using mime actions and sounds as well as a verbal description. Just say a quick Howzitgo? and he'll repeat the whole act.
Named in honor of the player who successfully executed this manuver.
Just ask the Braves.
It happened to them in the World Series once.
Example: Hey, ump! I can't be out.
I was just standing here on first base and he Hrbecked me.
Example: Hrk-th! (wipes mouth)
Example: I never thought i'd get those templates done, me head is HTMeLted.
Example: That building's bloody huage.
[Hubba, hubba. What a figure. Two more legs and she'd look like Trigger. (For those old enough to remember Roy Rogers as King of the Cowboys.) Nothing sexy there.]
Example: John is soooo sexy. Hubba.
The female equivalent would be mumma jubbas.
Example: Eatin' too much junk food lately. Startin' to get hubba jubbas.
Example: I have a huckelbuckel for you.
Example: After receiving an F on his test, George huckled his pen at the teacher's head.
Example: I was late getting to class/work/safety from a burning building because I had to navigate around/through all of the huddlepuffs.
Example: V. I'm stepping outside to huff a cigaret. N. I'm stepping outside for a huff.
Example: The size of my credit card bill was hugantic.
Example: Since I got DSL, I have huge pipes.
Example: Their house was hugegantic!
Example: Alison's woman's rear-end is positively hugemungo.
Example: Did you see the size of that? It was hugeonic.
Example: I need a huggle!
Example: Overjoyed Marcy hugglesquashed her boyfriend in thanks for her gift.
usually something similar like arm around waist, chin on shoulder, etc.
Example: As he passed she gave him a huglet and asked him how he was doing.
Any noun or name can be placed in the blank.
Used when one is confused about a particular item.
Example: 1. A radio has just turned off by itself.
Huh. Radio. What's going on with that radio?2. Your friend Jimmy was supposed to pick you up, but he's nowhere to be found.
Huh. Jimmy. What's going on with that Jimmy?
Example: That car is a hum-dinger
Example: I ordered a humamajoob of fries.
Example: A. My God, what's that? B. Oh dont worry. That's my son--he's a bit of a human-baboon.
Example: If you think this fish is big, you should have seen the one that got away. It was humassive.
Developed by residence students of Humber College.
Example: A free trip to the centre of the earth. Sweet, just don't let anyone humberize it.
Example: Going to the club tonight would be humbus mcjumbus.
1. You have no idea what someone means,
2. Did not hear, or
3. If what was said is totally odd or simply out there.
Example: 1. I wanna go nark a furby. Huminah?
2. I wanna have my eyebrows ripped out by S and M gnomes. Huminah?
Espionage conducted by an individual on the ground, observing actions.
Example: Most humint officers are farmed from the military.
The CIA officer killed in Afganistan was a Marine, for instance.
Example: That's hummin'!
Example: Her record sales were humongerous.
Example: Oo, I so wanna hump Chris' leg ...
Example: Homework is humphable.
Example: That's a bunch of humtrattle. You're full of humtrattle. Or simply, Humtrattle!
Used to indicate possession, agency, or reception of an action by a gender-neutral being or person spoken of.
Can be used to replace his or her.
2) the third person singular pronoun in the nominative case, gender-neutral.
other forms: huneself (reflexive).
Example: 1. Everyone must bring hune hat.
2. The person presented hune proposal.
3) Each person taught huneself to read.
Example: Chris, you sure are looking huney today.
Example: A. Win at the races?
R. Nah, blew a hungy.
Example: Mr. Puppick, not understanding the explanation to the question he had asked, rolled his eyes and exclaimed to his interlocutor, Hunh?!
Example: We better go get a couple of kegs. It's hunky dory day!
Example: ARRGH! This is the third time I've called Constantine's house and his annoying brother Phil picked up.
Jerk's a hurdman.
Example: Pixel: We were in a tent. Sarah: Kinky. Pixel: Hurg.
Example: This club is hurtin'.
Example: Honey does this dress make me look fat? Husblink...? Where'd you go?
Example: I need to go to the store and get my huschla
Example: Hey HussieMae! What's up? Wanna hang out ?
Example: Anna Nicole Smith is the hussy that married for money.
Example: I can't believe they still haven't finished that! What a bunch of hutts!
Example: That girl's jeans have fringes on the legs. Hyaah!
Example: If you don't shake your glass, you're gonna get hydroflouted.
daily use of hydroponically-grown marijuana.
Example: I ran into Steve yesterday and tried to have a conversation, but he's turned into a hydroplegic.
Example: Bert. Since you have a date tonight, are you going to clean up at all? Ernie. Completely.
I think I feel a hygenic trifecta coming on. Bert. No way. Jeez, she must be really important to you.
Example: I remember when _Newsweek ripped Ozzy to shreds, calling him devil-worshipper. Now they praise the realism of his show. What a bunch of hyp-Oz-scrits.
Example: That Darren Jay tape is Hype!
Example: Michael was so hyperautocritical that he eventually committed suicide.
Example: Wow! She is one girl who is hyperblah, you don't know when to talk to her.
Example: Wow, the new starship Enterprise is hypercool!
Example: She was acutely aware of her hypernataldigitation. She knew that she often looked at digital clocks when they show 6:17--her birthday is June 17.
Example: If you're driving to your house and it's directly in front of you, saying Go straight is hypernavigation.
(For good examples of hypernavigation, see Crazy Taxi (? Sega 1999, 2000)).
Example: The rock star was making hypernormous amounts of money.
or have a very low tolerance to pain, stress, etc.
Example: She was suffering a severe case of hypersookidaemia. What a wuss!
Example: The hyphen-hater tried to sell us on coop housing.
Example: I'll have the hypocrite burger with bacon, please.
Example: I don't remember from day to day how to get to a place I've been before. Therefore, I have Hypogeographemia.
Example: The other day on Lincoln High Street, I experiences the weirdest sense of hyponoia. It soon passed, of course. Thank God.
Example: Examining the evidence, it is possible to hypostulate a new theory.
to cut across, or to take the shortest cut of all short cuts.
Example: Why are you going across the field?
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