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Example: We need to go to the liquor store. '87 Chevy Blazer, I choose you.
Example: A: Where did Alowishus go? B: I denny kenn.
Example: Chris: Donnie, you're a pilark.
Donnie: I know you are but what about the table?
Fig: To see one side of things. A killer.
Example: Don't blame me if you don't understand me!...I saw ying...only.
Example: Please, you don't know where I'm from. I seen somebody get shot.
It is a code for when you find someone so highly attractive that you'd spill your coffee just at the mention of her name. She makes you come undone inside, and most times you blush at the very thought of her.
Example: Datura, Vince! Spill your coffee now.
I spilled that, the entire carafe, and the coffee grounds.
Example: I'd like to wash his car.
Example: hey john , we're going to grandma's today ! oh , I'm doin cartwheels ! -John
Example: Guy walking towards door: I'm gone.
Example: We have a pop quiz today?! I'm so mad at the secret service right now.
Example: Where's the TV remote? IBIIK
Example: I just had to IBS a client. I didn't know they grew people that stupid here.
Example: Did you see my girl flaunting the ice I gave her.
Example: Mookie just iced Clumsy McNothumbs.
Example: This orange juice has so many ice feathers, you'd think it was a Margarita.
Example: I was excited to meet #22--until I discovered he was nothing but an Ice Phantom.
Example: Watch out for that ice puddle! The ice is not completely frozen!
Example: Joey was the biggest ice wrench in school.
Every fire drill him and some of his friends would play poker in the library.
He's in Ward C of the burns unit if you want to go visit him.
Example: Ice-a-lanches are frequently known to occur in crowded movie theaters and finer dining establishments.
Example: Gary Condit must have an icecube IQ. How about the people he represents?
Example: That pimp is totally iced out.
Example: I got an icefreezy after I ate the ice cream too fast.
Example: I heard this song the other day that I thought you might enjoy. It was icehouse.
Example: The iceman over here didn't even flinch when I threw it at him.
Example: I flew into an icerage when I found the empty tray.
the suffix used frequently when naming new elements.
Example: Ice cream is best served in a manner similar to icium.
Example: This milk is old, it's icktified.
1960s UK slang, used in interviews by The Small Faces, who later went on to pen Itchycoo Park.
Example: The concert last night was ickyboo.
Example: Melting popsicles are alll ah, ickystickums.
Example: Her idea for a foot race with no course is simply iconoclantastic.
Example: Oh, you have a ID10T error. (IDIOT)
Example: 'Hey I just had to go fix someones PC but he had just forgotten to turn the monitor on, what is the code for that?' 'Just put down ID10T.' Or maybe 'Het Tom we have an ID 10 T on line 3.
Example: Computer help desk to caller: Okay then, I'll reset your password to ID TEN T.
Be sure to write it down so you can remember it. ID10T
Example: She mistyped her password and claimed the computer wouldn't take it. It was an ID10T error.
Example: That new temp is so eager to please, he's become an idea hamster.
Example: What's the big idear?
Example: If one is too ideocentric and does not explore the merits of their opponents idea, merely because they believe their own is superior, they are destined to walk away from the disagreement having learned little.
that is characteristic of that person's language usage, and is thus part of her ideolect.
Also used to describe the usage of the item or items.
Example: Rove's repetitive and ideolectical usage of the ideolectical phrase What the...?
has become renowned among Australian television watchers.
Example: i have no ider
Example: Friend is telling a pointless story. Your response: You know what? IDGARA. (So much for that friend.)
Example: That organization is run by top level idiots; it is an idiocracy.
Example: Subjugated by an idiocracy beyond her control, she tried in vain to find employment.
Example: You bought your wife a Faberge Egg from a man in a trenchcoat? You certainly were on an idiodyssey that day!
Example: Laurie is an idiont; she can't spell at all.
Example: Pauly Shore is an idiopath.
Example: the meeting b/w the backstreet boys and n'sync turned out to be an idiot sandwich
Example: You put regular bleach in with the colored clothes? You idjit!
Example: idk what your talking about.
Example: idky you did such a stupid thing.
Example: He idleismically added a word or two to the psuedodictionary.
when you feel compelled to be really nice to someone because she's dying (or maybe just sick).
Example: I had to watch TV with Bill all day because he's got I.D.S.
Example: Iff you ask me out, then I will go out with you.
Example: We could all meet at Julie's apartment iffin you'd like.
Example: I got this, ight!
Example: I can't believe she could be so ignant.
Example: You ignert savage. Don't you know stripes don't go with plaid.
Example: She strolled through that year, secure in her ignobubble, never facing her friend's not-so-subtle hints and the very real signals coming from her boyfriend.
Example: My boyfriend's old girlfriend gave me an ignoral when we saw her at the party.
Example: Jane, you ignorant slut!
Example: The new boss is an ignoranus!
Example: I realized the keys where in the car the ignosecond the door slammed shut.
Example: Bob's okay, but his inane comments continue to ignote me. I was completely ignoted by that movie.
Example: My sister has ihatetocookitis.
Example: Mom: Clean your room!
Son: Iight, chill!
It means what it describes: definitely there is some intelligence in a stupid person.
Trust me it's not easy been stupid.
One has to be really intelligent to be a stupid person.
Example: Yeah, I know--I gave a stupid description. But, you know, there really *is* intelligence in stupidity.
Example: Matt is an ijit.
Example: My grandfather raises on his farm six ileas.
Example: The new Ice Cube album is ill!
Example: The Olsen twins are illegal.
Example: I am an illegiterate on a computer.
Example: That flow was illmathematical.
Example: my new sweat pants are illmatical.
never tidy their rooms, and hide your stapler when you need it.
Unlike the Illuminati they actually exist, but are not terribly dangerous.
Example: He knew he had been a victim of the Illuminaughty when one of his socks vanished from the radiator.
Example: Ok, ima gonna go home now. see you later. Ima love you..Ima having some food
Example: ima get you, foo! or ima kick your scrawny ass
Example: Ima go to the bathroom.
be extra nice to her, like making a cup of coffee or breakfast.
Example: Sorry I'm late. My wife had IMS this morning.
Example: John's artwork was a piece of pure imaginism.
One who is at once a person of wealth and status and at the same time a total imbecile.
Can also be used in regard to a person of supreme idiocy, a king of imbeciles so to speak.
Example: Mom has a new boyfriend, but I think she is just with him because of his wealth and status.
After speaking with him for five minuites, it was clear to me that he is a total imbesire.
Example: The sun imbiguered by ability to see and caused me to run a light.
Example: Bryan: How old is Tom Hanks.
Jay: Imdb it.
Example: Imeweus like food. It was imeweus. Imeweus all went to the store after school.
Example: I'm our of money again. I'm going to go plead to the IMF.
Example: Why don't we make a goat-powered helicopter?
I stared at him incredulously.
That's completely imfeasibubble! I shouted.
Example: I was just iming her and she thought we should get together for a movie.
Example: Jack liked his new iminoidal wall--it stopped the kids from trying to tightrope-walk
across it and falling into his petunias.
that is, a swift reversal of direction.
Example: Wrong way. Just pull an Immelman--no one's looking.
Example: The game was an immersive experience. I felt like I was really there.
Example: Robert: Ashley, you're a dork.
Ashley: No I imn't!
Example: You don't shut yo mouth, imoncutcha.
Example: Imow have a PBR and watch some Springer.
Example: Sean Connery was the best James Bond. He's always imp in the 007 movies.
to the defeat of everything else that should be done. Edgar Allan Poe
Example: My Imp of the Perverse kept urging me to search the internet for midget sex,
though I knew I should really be attending my son's birth.
via a swift smack or calculated drop (see percussive maintenance).
Example: If the VCR starts buzzing, just lift the front edge about an inch and drop it--
that's usually enough of an impact adjustment to make it stop.
Example: I paid $85 dollars for those hubcaps, including a $45 impatience fee there, 'cuz I'm sure I could have found them somewhere else for $40.
Example: As I was walking down the street, I saw an act of impedaphilia.
Example: I was held up at 3rd and Main by a group of impedestrians.
Example: Used only once by Shakespeare, in _Twelfth Night_: I did impeticos thy gratility.
Example: That pet monkey of yours never fails to impraze.
Example: Most of the band of pirates three sheets to the wind and pretty darn useless from a night of drinking rum, Blackbeard ordered imprestidigitation from a somewhat sober magician captured in Barbados.
Example: Wow, I'm imprized at all the progress you've made!
Example: Oh no! There's my evil ex-boyfriend. I better go home, get sunglasses and a wig and stay in burrito for a while.
Example: I told him in AIM to meet me after work,
but it just went in one eye and out the other.
Example: Ina take a walk.
Example: Yo, you haven't said anything for sixteen minutes -- my inattention span just ran out!
Example: No doubt the President invited everyone from his Arkansas cabinet to his inauguralation.
Example: The models in the pin-up calendar were inbikinious.
analagous to the emergency-medical necessity of having a plastic tube inserted in one's throat
(being intubated) as the only possible way for the patient to remain breathing.
Example: I was so completely inboobtubated this morning that I didn't hear the antique grand piano
as it fell through the living room floor into the cellar,
totaLling our internationally renowned wine collection.
Example: I want to incentivize you.
Example: That date was a bit intense after the Godiva ice cream dessert, due to her extreme inchocitation.
Example: Get online incly.
Example: Hey! This isn't the right way to the mall. Where the heck are you going?
There's construction on the highway so we're taking the incognito batman route instead.
Example: My head is buzzing, thoughts whizzing this way and that, colliding and combining, but ultimately remaining fragmentary and incohesive.
Meant to imply that the offender is the latest version of a robot that does incompetent things.
Can also be used with later versions--such as incompetron 5000.
Example: Hey, incompetron 2000, you just took a left turn on a red light.
Example: Sorry, Fred, I was unable to reply to your e-mail this weekend because I was incomputerado. OR
Oh, oh! I want to check out this website today but my PC is in the shop. I'm going to be incomputerado until at least tomorrow
Example: I hate it when he edits my articles, there are always so many incorrections.
Example: As hard as he tries, he is only somewhat incresting.
such that might get one in trouble if found by the wrong people.
Example: Stash that, would you? Can't have Mom finding that incriminelia.
Example: Tom Daschle is incumbpetent.
each trying to get out of the other's way, but ending up both moving in the same direction,
then back in the other direction.
Example: I was rushing to the photocopier, but got caught up in an indecisijig with someone on the way.
Example: Watch him run--he's definitely full of inderbitude.
Example: Mom: wrap up warm our you'll catch cold Son: no need ma! I'm indestructabubble!
Example: That car has a high rust index. My little brother has a low coolness index.
Example: According to indo.com, there are three Indianapoleis in the world.
Example: Have you had enough caviar, Giles?
Indignate, I have, Samuel.
Example: Me: You're quite an induhvidual, Tim.
Tim: Thank you.
idiots that just keep getting in the way. Part of the problem, not the solution.
Example: Most of us know many trained professional ineptitutes.
Example: I'm going to take the inertiative and relax this weekend.
Example: As wine is to you an intoxicant,
you are to me an infatuant.
Example: He was inferiorated when his girlfriend dumped him for a new boyfriend who had a Ph.D. and his
Example: There are infillions of stars in the sky!
Example: That test was horrible. All the answers were infinigers.
Example: are you on the pull ? no. really ? well, yes, but maybe no ahhh, infinite bluff
Example: That is a mighty fine inflajeatorant you got there!
Example: That's too many jobs you're giving me. What do you think I am, an inflamagist?
Example: How do we find that needle of relevant information in the haystack of infosmog that surrounds us. - see http://www.ontopia.net/topicmaps/what.html
coupled with the persuasiveness and ubiquity of its technologies, messages,
and implicit value structures; operates in conjunction with unconscious, instinctive processes
within the human mind to generate an overall psychological condition of unreality, denial, and paralysis.
- Jeff Phillips for Abusters magazine
Example: The Intel jingle is an infotoxin because it's always stuck in your head.
Example: That amusement park ride was cool - it was infrivolating!
(Esp. on front page of website)
Example: Tht txt msg ws vry infromative
Example: I hate that show, but I can't stop watching it. It's infuritainment at its best.
Example: The bride was ingumozened at the reception.
Example: Whoa! He just inhaled that burrito.
Example: It sure is cold out today, init?
Example: She was an old-fashioned girl who preferred a homely inker to a dashing e-mailer.
Example: Don?t get into an inkfight with the Times or any other big paper.
Example: Once I realized I was a shmuck, I tried to innerflee; but, somehow, I always managed to find myself.
Example: hey that is a wicked movie innit?
Example: I was sure to miss my 9 o'clock morning flight unless I took an inoculatte.
Example: While staying up late one night, Martha was so inquant that even the word tomato made her laugh.
Example: Josh's habit of individually vacuum-packing used cigarette butts, and then filing them in a diary of cigarettes smoked, was so insanally retentive it caused a brain embolism in several of his flatmates.
Example: Ian was insance.
Example: Barbapapas are insaneriffic.
Example: (Lots of scientific jargon) blah blah which results in you receiving high-definition television.
Example: The Venus Flytrap is an insectable plant.
Example: I am researching the insectclopedia.
while sounding official enough to dazzle your listeners.
Example: Thank you; that was very insegrievious of you.
You are the most insegrievious SOB I've ever met!
If you'd stop being so insegrievious, I'd be more than willing to listen to you.
Example: His behavior was completely insigrevious.
Example: Darla's insinuendo about Bill's leisure activities crept into conversations throughout the company.
A great word for folks who are poor decision makers.
Example: 1. Are you calling me a fat bitch? 2. Why, yes. That was my so subtle insinuendo.
Example: This word needs an example.
the world will become a peaceful place--because people will spend their time talking and solving
problems rather than wasting their time sleeping.
Example: I am a follower of insomnism.
Example: I need to Inspectigate the situation!
Example: I find Buddha very inspiritational.
Example: I was just sitting and watching TV, then I got this instacold.
Example: I'm out of instafood so I'll have to cook tonight.
Example: When Who Wants To Be A Millionaire comes on, Steve instamatically changes the channel.
Example: I want it done instamediately.
Example: Your rhymes are instupetuous, George. Your spelling is not.
Example: I heard this instupituous DJ last night.
Example: He's not a consultant, he is an insultant.
Example: After my religious experience I was so mentally awakened I had insurmia.
Example: My Grandfathers charm was insurvocivatingly beautiful.
Example: It int a frog, it's a toad.
Example: I was intaxicated only until I realized how long it had taken to get my refund.
Example: Jim is very integrious; you can always count on his word.
Example: Eating lots of peanuts is known to have intelligentizing effects.
2. Doing something intellectual.
Example: 1. Cliff, the postal worker in _Cheers_ was an intelphakenlectual.
2. We went to the ballet; it was an intelphakenlectual date.
Example: I'll get back to you on exactly how those fields are inter-twingled with each other.
Example: Tyler: Have you and Jessica accomplished interdigital? Boris: Oh yeah, last night during the movie. It was beautiful.
Example: My stupid-ass boss is an example of an interexplijective.
pretend to be someone she is not on the Internet
Example: The interfaker showed his age when he commented how rad her wrinkles were.
Example: Carlos noted the unique interfenestration in Rebecca's house.
Example: I shall return interfrastically
Example: I see that James is in another interlationship with a girl.
Example: It sucks that you can't uninstall Internet Exploiter--it's part of the operating system.
Example: Of course I have heard of memepool; don't insult my internetelligence.
Example: LOL is internetese for laugh out loud
Example: He bought those pants online. He got advice on women online.
That poor guy is a pure-blood Internetian.
Example: Didn't to work Monday. Sunday was another internight.
Example: The CNC machine interpolates the data sent to it.
Example: The conscious and the subconscious are intertwingled.
Example: I mean it! No more interuptimications!
Example: I'm not sure. Maybe you could go back to your computer and look it up on that interweb thing.
Example: She showed massive intrusittude in asking us to get off the computers, because we didn't belong there.
Example: Herdlo's inuition told him there was a school of large fish just beneath the ice ledge on which he sat carving an ice fairy.
May be used either with deliberate irony or in complete and utter ignorance.
Example: It doesn't matter. This whole discussion is invenereal.
Example: Watching TV always used to give me a powerful surge of inversodoxy.
Example: I caught Sheila investigetting in the kitchen; there was still half a birthday cake left.
TV watchers like to talk about.
Sort of like illiterate for people who don't read.
Note: this is not an insult, probably a compliment.
Example: I don't know about that program.
I'm too busy to watch TV, so I'm invidiate.
Example: A to K in the alphabet at the top of the home page of this dictionary or some very poorly designed sites
that propel you beyond your current level of understanding. Or simply to go beyond established opinions.
Example: That movie was an ionparadox--the world seems like a different place after seeing it.
Example: Well, isn't that ippidy!
Example: Oh, ipswitch. Where the ipswitch did I put my hat?
Example: I always find it strange when I scratch the iq on my tongue.
Example: Windows locks up your computer. Ira! Ira!
Said in mid-conversation to agree with a previous staement or question.
Be careful, however, innocent by-standers may think that you said erection.
Example: Enrico and Bruce are out walking. Enrico sees a beautiful and busty woman walking in the distance.
Enrico: Wow, see that babe, she's beautiful. Bruce: Irection.
Bruce has just agreed with Enrico's comment.
Example: We can't call Sally iron-box anymore.
Example: Man, this place sure has a lot of irony.
Example: The project was so flawed I couldn't believe anyone could have thought it would work, until I found out the irrationale had come from the Marketing Department. Just what you should expect from Marketing, eh?
Example: You will follow the policy,
irregardless of your feelings.
Example: Abe: Your decisions have resulted in a loss in excess of $2.2 billion.
Zeb: Irregardless. We still need to address our employees excessive smoke breaks.
Example: I refuse to accept irresponsibility for my actions.
From the city of Irvine, California (where this phenomenon was first experienced)
Example: I thought she was good looking, but it was just Irvine-vision.
Example: That one lady editor at pseudodictionary.com is, like, a total curmudgeon--or whatever you call a lady curmudgeon. A biatch? Beech? Bich? Chib? She must be really old--maybe even 30! OMIGAWD!!! Could she be even older than that????? THAT'S IT!!!!!!! That's why she wants us to use the shift key and use standard capitalization, punctuation, spaces, and spelling. iTma KeSIteZIeEr fORHeRto REeD wHAtWEROte. She even expects us to use an occasional adjective or adverb in our examples. Thinks it'll make her job easier, faster, and more fun. I'll bet she thinks the visitors who browse through the words will enjoy them more if we give a little more thought to our examples, not just to the words we submit. She is such a jerk. Like, totally. EEEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!
Example: 1. Katy's behavior ischnot acceptable to Joe.
2. That ischnot the right answer.
Example: That guy has major ish!
Example: Please don't spit in the ishe tray. That's disgusting. It is strictly for cigarette ashes.
Example: I would not leave the house in something that ishi.
Example: hey ishkabibal whats for dinner?
Example: I got all kinds of ishtar in my room.
Example: He's not coming tonight. He's got issues. Or Try another printer, this one's got issues.
Example: I can't talk right now - i'm crazy issuing :'(
What's up with her?? She's been mad issuing lately
Use another printer - this one's issuing
Example: The thing is isth't she went to the store and didn't tell me!
Example: ARGH! that guy is so annoying! he makes me want to staple bagels to my face!
Example: Come on, light the fuse already. It'll be fun!
Example: Jane and I got in a fight but we made up and now it's all Jesus
Example: Get that coat off. It's not 1983.
Example: Baseball. It'sn't a bad sport. It's a good sport.
Example: Nonna was speaking Itaglish, so they couldn't tell what she meant...
Example: John iterated the subject..then he reiterated
Example: It's too bad her cat lost its toy.
Example: We were out golfing itup today at the local green. We went to a kegger and beer'd itup.
It is a third person singular gender-neutral pronoun.
Contrast with: Each child played with his/her toy.
Example: Each child played with ix toy.
Each person had the chance to air ix complaint.
Example: Don't have an izzgasim just because you passed the test. After all, you did get a D.
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