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Example: Your turn to pay. J slash k, Becky.
Example: Lisa: Are you Jamacian?
Fitzroy: No, I'm actually J'Cadian.
Example: I've got a huge J-Lo from eating all of these doughnuts.
Example: She must have visited J.J. McTitty's. Her hooters are bloody huge!
Example: Nate won't admit that we've ever been on a date. He is so j/v.
Example: Jabartism! I just got promoted.
Example: That jabbaent six-year-old should do some work in the real world.
Example: Get off the couch and stop being such a jabbaist, yelled her mother.
Example: My mom came over last night and jabbered for about 2 hours!
Example: That was a jabitzer, DeWayne. Ball in hand.
The word originated as an attempt to describe onomatopoeiacally the taste of them!
Example: On the way to Sydney, can we stop at the corner shop and get some jabooblescubes?
Example: She says she lives a sedentary lifestyle? Jacentary, I'd say.
Example: To buy that car would take some major jack.
Example: So yesterday I fell off of the toilet.(gasp)...Wow, I just Jack Palanced at the end of that sentence
also one who horns in.
Example: Watch what you say in front of her--she's a compulsive Jackie Horner.
Example: Ms. Alavi has a Jack-O-Lapple in her room.
(Also Lepus-temperamentalus, the dreaded pygmy-deer killer-rabitt cross. See http://www.sudftw.com/jackcon.htm)
Example: What a jackalope! He's hitting on Matt's girl right in front of Matt. And Matt is huge!
Example: Derek was displaying some quality jackassery in the bar last night.
Example: You set his mom on fire? That's hecka jacked.
Example: Did you see that bouncer, he was jacked.
Example: Yea, that computer's always crashing; it's totally jacked.
Example: I bumped into a door and my glasses were all jackerwhad on my face.
Example: You're directly behind a woman in line at a fast food drive-through who is sorting through her purse, letting other people get in front of her, and drastically increasing your wait. She then drives off without ordering. Jackfucker!
appears to be a fraudulent in her representation of herself.
Example: Be wary of jackleg preachers trying to take money from unsuspecting Christians.
Example: Chris, you are jacknine! Stop driving like a maniac!
This whole day was jacknine--first my alarm didn't go off, then I was fired, and on top of it all my wife left me.
Screw it, my alarm didn't go off, but my wife did! And just because she caught me in bed with Charlene.
Example: I wish you'd get a job. You're such a jackoff.
Example: Hello honey. I'm home! can you give me a jackol?
Example: Our Hero: What do you mean I can't enter Canada with my cat today?
Border Guard: To secure the safety of our citizens, live animals must be quarantined for a period before entry.
Our Hero: Stupid Canuck, I'm entering, anyway.
Border Guard: Only to the turnaround up ahead. Go any farther and you'll be arrested, jackrod.
Example: After hiding from the sun and misusing chemicals for years, I had finally jacksoned myself.
Example: I drank a fifth of tequila, and then Jackson Pollock'd all over the rug.
Example: Pull a jackson five up here and then take a left.
Example: I paid for the clothes with some Jacksons.
Example: He had so much jactaid on his face that morning, it looked as if a slug had slithered out of his mouth.
Example: My jacudi doesn't fit in these pants.
Example: Hey Al, jadoo last night.
Example: Tom and Kurt couldn't figure out why the new JAFO kept showing up for *their* shift.
Example: How many times have I told you to stay out of the jagger bushes because they tear your clothes.
Refers to the dances steps (ex. The Rooster) that Mick Jagger from The Rolling Stones used to do.
Example: Paul: Hey look at Albert over there on the dance floor.
Rich: Yeah, he is freakin' out Jagger-style.
Example: You are to me jairce and the wind rising.
Example: He's the dreamiest thing I've ever seen. He's a Jake if ever there was one.
Example: This movie's jake. Let's get out of here.
Example: You gonna pull the jake brake to stop us?
Example: That ho must have jaked my wallet while I was asleep!
Example: Watch out for the jakes.
Example: Using duct tape combined with coat hangers to fix anything is extremely jakey
Example: Texas is one big jalexy.
Example: Its getting late, I gotta jam soon.
Example: this song is my jam this song jams
Example: A. You should have seen us. We were jamming ass the whole way here.
B. If you visit Paramount's Great America in Santa Clara, be sure to ask all the ride operators, Does this ride jam ass?
Especially the ones on foreign exchange from other countries.
Example: A. Let's go to the bar tonight. B.Naw. A. Jeez, you're a jamass tonight.
Usually used after other generic words have already been used.
Example: So once you have the thingie talking to the doohickie,
you need to get them talking to the jamdealie over here.
Example: You James!
Example: He paid $500 for a PDA without e-mail! What a James Blonde move!
Example: Come here Bart and put on your jamjams.
Example: My two course meal was a jamm-sandwich.
Example: Look at that jamoke--he tripped over his own feet.
Example: Last week me and the boys jamp gopher mounds out beyond the cornfeilds.
Example: We finally had to leave because it was gettin' jampacted.
Example: Let go smoke some jander.
Example: This party is getting boring, let's give it the jandle.
That egg is rotten, you had bettter give it the jandle.
Example: Do you janglefish?
Get hooked up with janglefish.
Example: Hitting on a 19 to make 21 was pure jank.
Example: WHO YOU JANKIN'?
Example: 1. Steve's car is jankie.
2. That house we went into is so jankie I could have cut my leg off just getting in the door.
3. That is one big jankie job you did on that bike you put together
Example: The melancholy episode of _Dawson's Creek_ gave me a jankout.
Example: The girl was wearing a janky outfit from Wet Seal.
Example: That girl you hooked up with last night was janky.
Example: I was at the party around 9ish, but janta came around 11.
Example: Sony makes great japaneseum.
Example: just japesing or you're having a japes
Example: Hah! I jarred you.
Example: On rainy days, the tree has a jarchish color to it.
Example: So this product has an on-time demand for real user interface capabilities enmeshed with superior networking spaciality.
Just spare me all that jargodleygook, son, and tell me when this is going to start making money.
Example: Shut it! You are talking jargon!
at her until she gives up and goes away.
Example: Dumb person: How do we install an operating system?
Tech guy: To accomplish that we'd have to take down the server, flash the CMOS, pull the Level 2 Cache,
Zap the P-RAM, and defrag all the hard drives on IDE busses one and two.
Dumb guy: Ahh! Jargon shock! Run away. Run away.
Example: Did you see that fight in the caf? Jon and Mike are such jarheads.
(adjective) Jarjarred: Having annoying, superfluous features.
Example: Microsoft Word 2000 is so jarjarred up I can't write a simple memo anymore.
I really hope George Lucas doesn't jarjar up his next Star Wars movie.
Example: That guy CAM is jark.
Example: That man's head resembles a jark.
Example: Dina: Alec, where's your daddy? Alec: Jasmine's business.
Example: John is being a jason.
Example: Minime just pole vaulted 40 feet high. He's gotta have made Jason's Ireland.
Example: You saw a talking dog? You're a jaundiced monkey.
Example: Sorry I can't sit still, I just got java-ed at starbucks
Example: In a desperate attempt to wake up before his early morning meeting, Boris consumed every drop of the espresso, even to the point of forcing his tongue deep inside the cup in order to savor every single javule.
Example: Your feet smell like freaking jawba.
Example: Quit jawjacking, girls.
Example: Did you see the back on that jawn?...It was off the hook.
Example: Yo, that Jawn Blazey was checkin' your skillz.
Example: You won that singing award. Jawsome!
Example: His suit was unusally jaxomlotus, causing her to gasp for air.
Example: Jaysus jumppin' on a pogo stick! That looked like it hurt!
Example: '...and all that jazz'
Example: I'm certainly jazzed about going to the beach next week.
Example: He`s acting a little funny--must have been at the jazztalc.
Example: We went to Betatone's martini bar to soak in some of the jazzuall atmosphere...and to get loaded.
Example: Listen, this is strictly JBUG. It goes no farther.
Example: This party is full of JCRs, let's get outa here.
Example: I'm protesting with the Jean Genies this weekend.
Example: Check out the stonewash jean-o-liptus, poor thing.
(Please! It's not camel toe, it's a disease people.)
Example: My mom is a jeanius.
Example: We suddenly found ourselves in a state of jeaporsy.
Example: Sweet Jebus! That's a funny looking car, or If your up there please save me Jebus
Example: The way you pulled that tailslide off the helicopter blade was truly jedi.
History: Originated as part of a cat's name (Mr. Jeebers) and it somehow evolved or mutated into a word that desrcibes teeth or biting.
Example: That ice cream made my jeebs hurt. When he tossed me that quarter it hit me right in the jeebs. I can't wait to jeeb into that pizza.
Example: Jeepers cripes! How much salt did you put on this popcorn?
Example: Jeet yet? We're set to go.
Example: Hey Bill, jeet? Bill: Naw, I'm not hungry.
This is new england speak. W
e try to say an entire sentence in one word. Another example would be lesgo.
Short for Let's leave this place.
Example: We're all meeting at the wildwood steakhouse--jeet? OR
We are leaving for the movies in ten minutes--jooeet, you wanna go?
Example: (You're with a friend)...I'm kinda hungry, jeetyet?
Example: Jeevus, what is wrong with you?
Example: Wow, Sarah, that outfit is really jello!
where he tries to drag people in to pointless arguments. His contributions serve only as examples of his low mental capacity. Also know as a Troll.
Example: I was having a rational argument online today until this stupid jelloboy reared his ugly head.
Example: (To a supervillain): I see fifty years of hibernation hasn't cured your megalomania. Have a jellybaby.
2. A personal loan which is paid back so slowly, you may forget about it (which, of course, is the hope of the person who owes it to you).
Example: 1. Jim: Did Mark ever pay back that $50 you loaned him? Dan: Oh, hell no. It a jen-debt now. I'll never see that money.
2. Dave owes me 400 bucks, but he's only paid me $3 a week for the last 4 months. The jerk has made it a jen-debt.
Example: Rather than replace the bag and take the full one out, Andy and his roommates once again jenga'd the trash.
Example: That girl is a real jennavator.
Example: Q. Do you like Benoit?
A. No, I'm a big jerichoholic.
Example: Don't take him seriously, he's just jerking your chain, trying to get you angry.
Example: Ah, Jerkfoot!. I just hit my thumb with the hammer.
Example: You are more jerkier than I am.
Example: Jackie, your orange shoes are...jerkin'!
Example: The jerknoise was unbelievable as they elbowed each other getting to the bargain bins.
Example: Chris doesn't need to be drinking so much. He's already a jerkoholic.
Example: He's the tyrannosaurus rex of jerks; he's a jerkosaurus.
Example: I gotta get out of this jerkwater town.
Used at: http://www.myentireass.com/forum/1021016933,78386,.shtml
Example: Hey, jerky, why don't you get off my bumper a bit.
Example: I don't need a haircut, I really just need to get rid of the Jerry Fargos.
Example: That movie was garbage. It had Jerry Springer mosaics in all the good scenes.
Example: Great concerts--until the Jerrytown started showing up. People, get some rhythm.
Example: I'm starving, I need to get me some jersey cow.
Example: Hey, you shouldn't step in puddles with your Jerusalem cruisers
WWJD apparel and whose vehicles are plastered with Jesus-fish.
Example: Looks like the jesans hardcore pamphletted my Merkur XR4TI again.
Guess they didn't like the atheist vanity plates.
Example: how'd you get here so fast through that traffic? i jesussed myself here.
Example: Hey, who said that you could borrow my Jesus-sneakers?
Example: OK, time to jet.
Example: I don't want a netpet; if I did, he'd have to be a jetset netpet.
Example: Ames is the ultimate jetto store.
2. The thrill a Jew feels upon finding other cool thingss about Jews in the public eye.
Example: I experienced jewbilation when I discovered Billy Joel was Jewish.
Example: Did you see the Jewbu in the shrine room today? (I'm Jewish and got my MA in Buddhist Studies, so I heard the term alot) by the way, it's not derogatory.
Example: Half of their team was sporting a jewfro.
Example: Tomorrow we don't have classes. I'm not sure why. Probably some Jewish holiday.
Example: Q. Aren't you going to comb your hair? It's looks like JF Hair?
A. Why bother? Who looks at the back of my head?
Example: Those M&M;'s were jibba.
Example: She needs to shut up talking all that Jibba Jabba.
Example: That fool has got to stop that jibba-jabba!
Example: Get that filthy jick out of this house right now!
Example: My computer wouldn't jig and save my manuscript, so I've got to type it all over again.
Example: Hand me that Jigger.
a hole or something and you have to kind of tweak it to get it to fit.
It never works the same way twice.
Example: Just put pin A in that hole. Hmm...it doesn't fit right. Oh well, a little jiggerypokery and it will go
in just fine.
Example: Whoa, shes jiggusiming that foot long.
Example: jimjam is empty
Example: That chick jimmy-armed me all night.
Named after Jimmy Raxasena & Jared Hoffa in a track relay.
Also refers to Jimmy Hoffa. (Penn. fame)
Example: They pulled a jimmy-hoffa, muttered Assistant Coach Brisco.
Example: Let's hit the ATM so I can grab some jing
Example: Who's the jing down the block?
Example: Thorald: Are you Jamaican?
Peta-Gae: No, I'm actually Jinglish.
Example: He had a jingophobic reaction to the President's speech.
Example: Jings, would you look at the size of that.
Example: Jings! It's you again!
Example: Big Scary Monster: Boo!
Best used followed by an exclamation mark and accompanied with a gasp.
Example: A: The Taliban have declared war on Australia! B: Jipes!
Example: Man that cabbie jipped me for 5 bucks
of holding the weight of your mouth up.
Usually indicated by a slack-jawed look and a tounge sticking out.
Example: I hadn't slept in 3 days. I was jiraw.
Example: Jane: Let's go hang out at Jerry's place.
Algernon: I don't want to go to Jerry's. It's a jirkus.
shortcut between the two roads. Similar to an alley, but predominantly residential.
Example: Take the jitty--it's quicker than going round on the roads.
Often used as an insult. Or just calling someone crazy.
Example: Did you see what he was wearing. He's a jive turkey.
Hey, jive turkey, nice move.
Example: WHOA! that was jiz-tasta-mablasta-ma-rang! Do it again!
well as possible alien or arcane properties.
Example: What's that crazy blue glowing slime stuff on your hand? Ewww, jizmoglobin.
Example: I'm feeling quited jizzed at the moment.
Example: He tripped and fell down the stairs--it was quite a jobacle.
Example: That jobber just dropped a perfect pass.
Example: Only a jobbernowl would quote from the World Wide Words newsletter without reproducing the copyright notice...and the paragraph granting permission to reproduce...and also getting prior permission for quoting online on a web page. Wonder if anyone's ever screwed up on that one?
Example: Can you place that jobbie right over there?
Example: I was trying to talk to Daenelle yesterday, but Janysha was jock blocking her.
Example: I'm in a bit of a jocker here. I'm a week late on the rent and payday's not till Friday.
Example: This Mt. Dew gave me a bad case of jockfrost on the way over here.
Example: Billy came to London from Glasgow in the seventies, by the nineties, he was a genuine jockney
Example: Josh is so jockular. He is constantly mauling girls in the cafeteria.
Example: My 300-pound cousin's claim to the figure skating championship of any arena is totally jocuronomous.
Example: Harold's joe is getting bigger.
Example: Quantum Physics isn't something just any Joe boo is going to understand. Check out Joe Boo over there trying to change his tire with a toothpick.
Example: Let's charge her for a new Pentium but sell her a 286. She'll never know she was joejobbed.
Example: That Samantha sure is a joey.
Example: Tom Fred is an example of a john alex.
Example: Sweet mother Mary, look at the time! I need to John Blaze if I'm going to make it in time to see Shep.
Example: That john deere's taking my girl out tonight.
Example: I had a John Woo moment as the car spun out of control.
Example: Jesus, Sally and Jon have spent the last two months not letting each other of sight. It's full johnandyoko, y'know?
All welfare payments to needy students are said to be courtesy of johnny--John Howard,
Prime Minister of Australia.
Example: Adam. Got any coin to go to the casino with?
Ryan. Yep, johnny came in yesterday, you beauty.
Example: Josh just bought Live at Fulsom Prison on vinyl, he's such a Johnny Cashew.
Example: None of the girls like Chris because he's so johnny on the dildo.
Example: You'd better stop speeding. Johnny Po-po is waiting around this curve.
The no-stars comes from the badges displaying stars the staff at fast-food restaurants wear which show their level of training.
Example: Did you see what Johnny-no-stars did on the last calculus test? How did he get in the class? Must have been some affirmative action sort of thing for the less intelligent.
Example: A. I'm so tired today. B. Join the club.
Example: Go to class and join the cult!
Example: Let's go to jojojinkinjamer's house.
Example: I can't believe that joker ditched us like that.
Example: Look at that guy in the '86 Camaro, Jones's Mullet all the way.
Example: I am jonesin for a cigarette.
Example: Although I'd been tall all my life, I was nothing compared to the jooches on the college basketball team.
Example: He jooked Chris out on the play. He gave him the jook'ems.
Example: Mary asked me to lunch today, and I'm sure she's jorgin me again. She does it at least three times a week. Oh, well, that's what friends are for--to take advantage of.
Example: You're a jork.
Example: Since it was so hot out, Justin decided to wear a pair of jorts instead of jeans.
Example: I'm just joshin ya!
Example: That _Pearl Harbor_ film was so jot.
Example: Jota! My wife's baby is actually mine.
Example: He should really jourdiaire his jacket. He looks like a slob.
Example: Excuse me, you need to jourdiare.
Example: His research paper received an A+ and it's all journalism.
Example: We need to get some journicles from the library.
Example: They are not really angry. They are just jousting with each other.
Example: Let's 'ave a joust at that, Bob.
Other derivatives: Joutness - Capacity to be a Joute, or Joute act after the fact.
Joutineo - Periperal joute act resulting from prime (Joute) act
Jouterria - Collection of Joute acts.
Joute Salitzi - One who can only perfom Joute acts and nothing but Joute Acts -- One who is certain to behave in a Joute fashion. King of the Joutes.
Example: During his speech at the synagogue, Craig again demonstrated his tendency to be a joute by remarking on the good qualities and benefits provided by Adolph Hitler.
Example: Later, I'm off to JOYSEY.
Example: The Compaq came with Windows and some games from jpsoftco.
Example: Ernie: (to Bert) You are such a loser. Jssk.OR Ernie: I am the greatest basketball player ever. Jssk.
Example: We have to find the orb-!?(spoken as jub)
An electronic or mechanical device for the performance of physics jubberlation.
A person who operates such a machine or otherwise makes jubberlations.
A set of mental tables used to aid in jubberlations.
Example: 1: An expert at jubberlation or at operating jubberlation machines--reckoner, figurer, estimator, jubberlator.
2: A small machine for mathematical jubberlations--jubberlating machine.
Example: She has lovely jubblies.
Example: When Joe called in sick this morning, I jubissed that he just wanted a mental health day.
Example: Judas Priest, this stupid computer is slow.
Example: That juggalo just smacked that traffic cop in the face!
2. Sticky buns.
3. Bad vibes.
Example: 1. Scottley was attacked by a rabid juhybun.
2. I squeezed the juhybuns to see if they were ready to eat.
3. Get your juhybuns away from me!
Example: I'm all outa juice. I need a break.
Example: Tell me the juice on him.
Example: That's real Juice code! or That code is juicy!
Example: Yo, Brady, your juice-chicken called again.
Example: That Minute Maid lemonade is juice-isimo.
Implies the notion that the subject is now ready to to go out,
whereas subject previously did not feel up to it.
Example: I felt like crap, but I had some Theraflu and now I'm juiced.
Example: I just saw a juicewell. Gotta go home and create somethin'.
Example: After eating that box of candy, I was overwhelmed by jujifruitfulness.
Example: I'm getting some bad juju from that cop. I think he's going to arrest me.
I'm not surprised I broke my arm; I've still got some bad juju from that time I hacked pseudodictionary.com.
Example: Cleatus didnt pull the 720 so he layed on the ramp and started to juke.
Example: This deal is jukey.
Example: Your new home should be ready to move into, some time in late Julember.
Example: Phew! This mayonaise is julyonaise.
Example: I can win the game with this shot...JUMANJI! I should have used less spin
Example: Our neighbor's lawn is so full of weeds it's jumanjiized.
might offend is within earshot and you can talk about it later.
Example: Yeah, Mike, do you have any....Whoa, jumongo.--(Mike knows that you are not asking him
because your mom just walked in)
Example: The Brady Bunch jumped the shark the day Cousin Oliver joined the cast.
Example: What a jerk. Tom started wearing his hat backwards like John, just so he would like him. He is jumping John's train.
Example: We ran out of hooch, so Ernie and I made up a batch of jungle juice to go around.
A person with junioritis exhibits characteristic tendencies such as caffeine dependence, poor posture, a bleak social life, and basic hatred for anyone without homework. Used as a noun or occasionally as an expletive, if said with enthusiasm.
Example: I was up until three this morning writing an argumentative essay and studying for an AP history exam.
I've got horrible junioritis.
OR Junioritis! Who the heck drank all the Pepsi?
Example: That was junk.
Example: She is pretty cute, but she's got a lot of junk in the trunk after eating dorm food all year
Example: Hell no, not at all. Y'all the type that make me throw my junt into the wall.
2. Groceries, in general. As in, I am going to go to the store to buy more junts.
Example: Shoot, we're out of junts. Well, I guess I am going to go to the store to buy more junts.
Example: it's jurz
which is obvious to every single person in the world except said victim, er, person.
Example: So, you hanging out with Kristen tonight? Nope, her justafriend is taking her to dinner and movies.
Example: Did you see that girl in the baby blue bandana? She's justified.
Example: Juu smell like fresh plastic.
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