P.A.T.: Pitching a tent.
Example: Hey, look I'm P.A.T.
P.H.D.: ABRV.Pompous Headed Dweeb-usually used to describe well educated people who are somehow still dumb,but also now conceited as well
Example: Since Philip Graduated from Oxford he has bees such a P.H.D.
p2c2e: A process too complicated to explain. From Salman Rushdie's _Haroun and the Sea of Stories_.
Example: How the atom can be split using a toaster and a household drill? Well, I'm afraid that's a p2c2e.
p9zza: Pizza, as originated by a typo.
Example: Wow, I sure am hungry. Do you have any leftover p9zza in the fridge?
Pab: Poor Arse Bastard. Someone who is faced with the menial, boring, time-wasting, painful. or stupid in extreme doses.
Example: If you read human-baboon's entries, you're a PAB.
pachinko: Addictive. From the same-named Japanese gambling game, similar to a slot maching.
Example: Pseudodictionary.com is very pachinko. I can't stop visiting it.
pacific: precise
Example: John said he wanted to be very pacific on this one point
Pacific NorthWet: The states of Oregon and Washington, based on their seemingly perpetual state of rainy.
Example: I'm from Portland, in the Pacific NorthWet
pacify: Military lingo for securing a hostile area, usually by killing the hostiles therein.
Example: We pacified the landing zone and brought the choppers in.
Pack Totem: Tattoo used by all members of a gang or group.
Example: Yeah, our Pack Totem is a blue and purple skull. Reminds us who our friends are, ya know?
pack-a-hurdle: Large group of exceptionally stupid people.
Example: I feel like I'm trapped in a pack-a-hurdle.
packy: An alcohol distributor--package store.
Example: I went to the packy and picked up some vodka.
padapers: Kids' slippers that look boot-like. Made of corduroy with flannel lining.
Example: I am going to wear my padapers so my feet won't get cold!
padeep: The sound a frog makes.
Example: The padeep of the bullfrog kept me up all night.
pagesix: named after famous nyc gossip column from the New York Post. to mean: drunk, out of control party night. Completly out of the ordinary drunk/wasted. Column always discusses the crazy exploits of Celebs. If you were a celeb, and had one of those nights, you would be in PageSix.
Example: What a night last night, I had a pagesix.
pagonged: To reduce in count or get rid of one by one, as the Tagi tribe did to the Pagong in the first season of Survivor. A Survivor fan's word.
Example: Looks like Rodger'll be next to get pagonged.
Painfoil: The feeling of silver foil on a filling.
Example: Ow! That was painfoil.
painple: A zit that hurts but doesn't show yet.
Example: Gotta buy some Clearasil for my painple or I'm going to have a crater on my forehead in a couple of days.
paint the town red: Definition: To have a wild time; to enjoy oneself immensely.
Etymology: The origin of this phrase is unclear. Some scholars trace it back to ancient Rome, where soldiers would celebrate a victory by painting the walls of a town with blood from its defeated soldiers. Other scholars believe the phrase comes from the American frontier, where 'paint' referred to liquor and 'red' referred to pleasurable but illegal activities.
Example: Example: 1) We graduated! Let's paint the town red!
2) Lara and I painted the town red last night. I've never had so much fun before.
paint watcher: a person that sits there and stares at the wall with no concern
Example: you are a paint watcher bob
pajamaficate: the act of putting pajamas on kids when its bedtime also pajamafy, pajamafication
Example: Ok kids..time to pajamaficate
palais de poulet: KFC.
Example: A: Whats for dinner?
B: Let's hit palais de poulet.
palanka: word used when describing a strong feeling of dummy happiness. Can also be applied to a situation. The word comes from a contraction of Paul Anka (famous soft-cheese singer).
Example: A real cool palanka day
palare: Also spelt polaris, this is a theatrical language which is now out of date. Also associated with circus performers and gays (polari). It is common in the UK radio show Round the Horne in the 1960s and was used by the out of work actors Julian and Sandy.
Example: He knows all the palare doesn't he?
Paleomingus: An era shortly after the neoCharleston period when avante guarde jazz music was cooler than that before the Ice Age.
Example: That's just a Paleomingus disk, Jim, -Way out! my Bee-Bop Buddy!
palicip: Pa-LIS-ep. Licking one's own lips continually, even though they are chapped and licking them only makes them hurt worse.
Example: Nicky: Oww. my lips are so chapped!
Lauryn: Well, quit paliciping them!
palk: A geriatric, trundling motion, devoid of any other deliberation bar that of the need to get to B from A.
Example: Old Mrs Watts palked across the zebra crossing to fetch her pension.
palligator: A supposed friend who takes advantage of you.
Example: I no longer trust her; she's a palligator.
pally: Used either for someone who is more than an acquantiance but less than a friend or for people you don't know. Used like Sport. As in, Why don't you just call me Sport?
Example: Listen here, pally, I won't give you this orange for free. Not on your life.
Palm-Salsa: Hand sweat
Example: I've got serious Palm-Salsa going on here from my mouse
Palmer Eldritch moment: The apparent bending of reality, as happens frequently in the sci-fi classic
The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch, by Philip K. Dick.
Example: Hey, I read the word 'adulation' in my book the exact moment you said it.
Wow, Palmer Eldritch moment.
palmify: Enter info into your favorite PDA.
Example: Mark forgot to palmify his girlfriend's birthday, now he is in the dog house.
palmpilot: Clueless, helpless, loser, etc.
Example: That guy is a Palmpilot.
Palooka: Sports Slang. An incompetent or easily defeated player, especially a prize fighter. [Coined by Jack Conway (1886-1928), American journalist.]
Example: I'll tell you what, he got knocked out in the 3rd round like he was a palooka.
Palookatheorem: A theorem developed during a fight.
Example: Rocky had a palookatheorem about letting the other guy keep hitting him in order to let him wear himself out.
palum-: Prefix. Meaning that the word being modified is taken to the extreme.
Example: Washing dishes for your occupation would make you palumpoor.
pandanous: Fairly average or boring.
Example: My weekend was pretty pandanous.
Panderise: Too study too hard, so that your eyes get black circles and your skin becomes pale from spending too much time indoors.
Example: Bob was very stressed during the exam period and he became panderised.
pandesicate: When a well funded, aggressively marketed and widely touted start-up
goes belly-up despite the silver spoon in its mouth. Also known as Kennedyfication.
Example: Oh! Looks like b2b4u.com just pandesicated. Their homepage is showing the sorry we burnt all our money message. Guess all that funding from wasn't enough.
Panesoterical: The state of mind where you beleive you are misunderstood by everybody on the planet.
Example: That Karen--she's really out there. She's so panesoterical nobody gets her.
panhassling: aggressive panhandling
Example: The guy on Haight Street started panhassling me, but I just walked away.
panic mechanic: A psychiatrist, psychologist, or other professional whose mission is to save people
from their own neuroses, issues, and insecurities.
Example: Mom's about to flip out. Call her panic mechanic.
panjandrously: This is a word used to describe how enormously hungry you are when the old
word hungry just won't do as it doesn't even come close to appreciating how hugely hungry
you are at the moment.
Example: When you have completed an enormous hike you might need to say, I'm PANJANDROUSLY hungry!
Pank: A word we used growing up in the Upper Penninsula of Michigan where we got lots of snow. Usually refers to packing down snow but can be used for dirt, leaves etc
Example: 1) I had a big snow pile in front of the door, but I panked it down to get out.
2) If the snow is too soft on the snowman, pank it down some more to make it harder.
panoramarse: All-encompassingly crap.
Example: You are the most panoramarse person I know. Stay away from me.
Panpapaphobocracy: Worldwide rule through fear of the Pope.
Example: Maybe what we need to get world back on track is a panpapaphobocracy.
pantabulous: Having Pantene-fabulous hair, very glossy and shiny.
Example: That girl's hair is so pantabulous I can't tell it's a weave.
pantload: (noun) disparaging term for a person because they are being un-fun/rude/stupid/unpleasant.
Example: Let's go, he's being a real pantload.
pants: load of old rubbish, horrible, crap, useless
Example: eg. that website is a pile of pants eg. the weather is completely pants today
pants: To do useless or pointless stuff, to kill time.
Example: A: What're you doing tonight? B: Oh nothing, just pantsing around. Why, got a plan?
pants: Derived from the term pull your pants up which is in turn derived from the Aussie use of arse to mean
pure luck.
Example: So this guy trips over but his racket hit the ball anyway and it went over the net in his favour.
I just looked at the tosser and yelled pants.
pants: friends, homies
Example: Hey, my pants, how are you?
pants: To pull down someone else's pants as a joke or method of humiliating them.
Example: I was just standing there and all of a sudden Steve pantsed me and everyone got a good look.
panzey: A singing effect where a note is whined.
Example: The opera singer had an interesting panzey
paper bag princess: What you are forced to be if you have no clean clothes left. Taken from the Robert Munsch children's book of the same name.
Example: If I don't do laundry tonight I'm gonna be a paper bag princess tomorrow.
paperwork: to go to the bathroom.
Example: I'll be right back. I have some paperwork to take care of.
paphib: A wooden slide used in children's playgrounds at elementary schools on the planet Xaxium Plessiter 12
Example: Sortika was frustrated with Lujlam because he wouldn't let her use the paphib; what a shavleffer!
pappapisshu: From the natives of the fictional Plunder Island, loosley translated it means ouch .
Example: When you cut your hand off you should yell, Pappapisshu.
Papster: Meaning father, dad, etc.
Example: Oh, papster, you are the greatest father on this good, green earth.
papyrus: Any document produced on paper--from the reedlike material used by Egyptian scribes.
Example: Email that memo to Bob; he doesn't do papyrus.
OR seen online: Email submissions (we don't take papyrus).
para-site: web site that insists on wrapping its own frameset around any other sites it links to
Example: www.lionhead.co.uk
parabelly: The apparent pot belly usually developed by paraplegics and quadriplegics,
after a few years of wheelchair use.
Example: It's hard to look fit and trim, with this parabelly stretching my waistband.
parackophobia: Fear of magazine racks.
Example: The library assistant's mental health was thoroughly undermined when she developed parackophobia.
paradoxymoron: A figure of speech that proposes a decision with two opposite choices that contradict each other.
Example: The choice between Coke and Pepsi was an paradoxymoron.
parageek: The person in the office who can solve 95% of your computer problems before you have to waste time going to MIS. Parageek is to true geek as paramedic is to doctor. Or as paralegal is to lawyer.
Example: MIS would have taken weeks to upgrade our version of MS-Office. Luckily, one of the secretaries is a parageek.
paragraphical: Text that is comprised of long paragraphs, as opposed to bullet points or independent sentences.
Example: Because many people are lazy readers, technical writers should avoid paragraphical writeups of crucial information in favor of short one- to two-sentence blocks.
parapapango!: Eureka!
Example: Parapapango! I've won the lottery without even buying a ticket.
parchezzi: slang for being ripped off or lied to.
Example: Don't parchezzi me, mate! I know what you're up to.
pard: Partner.
Example: Peeking across the field, I spotted a young rebel officer and his pards.
parenthesia: Used to refer to the condition of an individual who has an (arguably) pathological need
to constantly explain his or her viewpoint or actions, a parenthesiast.
Example: She turned to the talkative drunk who had just creamed her car and said, Look, spare me the parenthesia
... save your excuses for the judge.
parenthesizer: Someone who is prone to using parentheses far too often in his or her writing, often inturrupting the main point of the sentence before its conclusion.
Example: Jeff never finishes sentences in his email...he's a parenthesizer.
Parkay: This verb is an invitation to take a flying leap: to be specific, to spread Squeeze Parkay liberally on your forehead,
get a running start and jump directly up someone's posterior
--or into the lake, to use the old-fashioned saying.
Example: George, that's not an offer, that's an insult. Feel free to Parkay yourself and hit 280.
parking nazi: Parking meter enforcement officer.
Example: Damn parking nazi gave me a ticket this morning.
parkma: Parking karma--the ability to find a parking space in the busiest parking lot or city street.
Example: He's got parkma. Can you believe he found a parking spot right in front of the store during the Christmas holidays?
parlay: To chill and relax
Example: I'm going to parlay and listen to some screw tapes.
parmeslexia: The profound tendency to turn the lid the wrong way when attempting to
close a container of parmesan cheese.
Example: Even though I stare directly at the lid, my parmeslexia makes me turn it the wrong way.
parpy: For drink or food that makes your face pucker a little bit and surprises you in a delightful way, especially alcoholic drinks. Used to compliment a bartender.
Example: Johnny leaned back and exclaimed, Whoo, that's one parpy martini, Anton.
parson: Lincolnshire dialect for a sign post.
Example: Wheer are we now? Ah doan't know, lad, what does yon parson say?
Partial: Word used to describe a small accident to show they are a little crazy.
Example: Ex- Adam- Man, your baseball team can't even hit the ball! Matt- We're undefeated, are you partial?
Partridge: 1. Money.
2. Expensive.
Example: 1. Yo my man is pushin mad partridge lately. he must have a job or something.
2. Ten dollars for a movie is way too partridged out for me.
party head: A girl that you would get head from, if you could claim you were drunk.
Example: Bob: Steve, did you talk to the new girl? Steve: Yeah, she's party head.
parvenu: a person of obscure origin who has gained wealth or position . An upstart
Example: The man didn't seem at ease with the other guests and seemed intimidated by the opulent surroundings . I began to suspect that he may be a parvenu .
pas-de-jon: A switch in the type of beverage being consumed, usually alcoholic. I.e., the drinker changes from red to white wine or from tequila shots to Jager.
Example: We shouldn't have had that last pas-de-jon. Champagne, vodka, and scotch just don't sit well together.
pasapalabraphobia: The nagging, usually unreasonable fear that the network is going
to require you to change your password.
Example: My pasapalabraphobia always comes on the day before I go on vacation;
I'll have to change my password, but won't use it enough to remember it.
pash: Kiss passionately. Pash rash = chapped lips caused by incessant kissing. Possibly an Australian colloquialism.
Example: Once drunk, Brendan's inhibititions utterly escaped him,
and the last thing he remembered was pashing Amanda in the rain.
pashtastic: When you kiss someone and it's really good or when someone is
really good looking and sexually desirable.
Example: I cracked on to Britney Spears on the weekend. It was pashtastic.
pasquier: A multi-lingual and extremely intelligent secret service agent.
Example: Pasquiers could be watching you while secretly manipulating your environment for their purposes--anywhere, anytime.
pass me an oar: Used to indicate you are in the same boat with someone.
Example: Heather: I didn't get any sleep last night.
Kim: Pass me an oar.
pass the bone: knowledge transfer
Example: The boss is fixing to pass the bone
passenger's arm: A person (more likely male) who has a more tan right arm than left.
This is a sign that the person is often the passenger in a car.
May well indicate a have lack of independence and a bummer of freeloader rides.
Example: Girl 1: I think Alec is kind of cute...
Girl 2: Oh, no way! He's got passenger's arm!
Passerbu: Passerbu is an ammalgation of the English word Passerby and the Hokkien word Chiobu, which means good looking female.
Example: Did you catch a glimpse of that passerbu? Nice.
passimsy: Mixture of Passion and Whimsy. Something that excites and delights. Also a deep tickle.
Example: That movie is full of passimsy.
Passportism: The tendency for everyone's passport photo to look like that of a drug runner.
Example: I got pulled over again in customs for passportism.
passwerve: Tturning your head to look away while someone types her password
Example: Standing behind someone at a computer. Do I need to passwerve? No need. You've got root.
pasta-cooker: (Also spagetti-burner) An Italian-made, Ducati motorcycle.
Example: That red pasta-cooker of his is one of the most expensive motorcycles made.
pastafied: The state at which pasta is ready to eat. Not too hard not too soft.
Example: The pasta was very close to being pastafied, so Sue began to make the sauce.
pastapaunch: A food induced beer belly.
Example: Carlo's pastapaunch prevented him from squeezing behind the table to get to his seat.
paste: to be unnecessarily delicate with something. best said with additional s sounds. (originated at Seneca College in Toronto, in the graphic design class)
Example: Now paste it, carefully passssste it!
pasties: When your mouth and throat are really dry and the white stuff forms at the sides of your mouth,
usually happens in the morning or after breathing hard.
Example: I woke up today and had massive pasties!
pastry shop / pastry shopping: verb - when some (man) goes out specifically to pick up men or boys at less than classy places
Example: Rory turned his cell phone off - he's out pastry shopping and he doesn't want to be disturbed
PAT BOONE!: an answer to a trivia question, when you don't know the answer.
Example: question: who won the mvp in the 1972 super bowl? answer: PAT BOONE!
pat malone: Alone.
Example: I'm be at home pat malone tonight.
pathete: Someone who has raised pathetic to an artform.
Example: The French are a bunch of pathetes. (My original example was too restrictive.)
patheticism: The state of being pathetic.
Example: That plant has even fewer leaves than before and seems to have reached new heights of patheticism.
patheticity: Condition of being pathetic. Measure of how pathetic something is.
Example: She grinned wryly at the patheticity of his situation.
pathetidork: Pathetic dork. Someone whose only friends are online. She's played Dungeons and Dragons every day for at least seven years.
Can also be used as pathetisad. Made popular by the Drew Carey Show.
Example: Ryan hasn't left his house in two years. He's never kissed a girl. He's a pathetidork
pathetisad: Pathetic and sad put together, but more so.
Example: You are beyond pathetisad. You have been home all day and not got off that couch.
patooey: you say this word when something doesnt work put the way you wanted or when you recieve bad news
Example: Friend: I can't go snowboarding this weekend cuz I'm grounded.
Me: Patooey.
Patridiot: A person who rabidly patriotic to the point of idiocy. Any body whose sole reaction to 9/11/01 was buying and displaying an american flag on their SUV
Example: W's speech at ground zero really frothed-up all those patridiots.
Patriotically Correct: A variation of politically correct in which one displays sloganeering, nationalism,
blind obedience to authority, and suspicion of Arab-looking people or any criticism of foreign policy.
Example: Since September 11th, it's patriotically correct to shout down those who question the government.
pax: (Of TV journalist) To bully clumsily.
To hound an interviewee with vague, undirected agression, thus reducing the discussion to
a pantomime argument and eliciting unwarranted sympathy for even the most corrupt and
small-minded of politicians.
Example: Did you see the Foreign Secretary getting paxed last night?
pay-thet-eek: Very sad, while being totally rude.
Example: Bob is sooo sad, he's pay-thet-eek.
payam: Any action requiring physical exertion is impossible under almost all conditions.
Example: You're acting really payam when it comes to helping me with my computer.
payce: Alternate form of peace used in giving good tidings to a homey on departure. Alternate form: Payce ouuut brudda. In this form, the out is elongated for reasons that only an OG can understand. Peace out, yo, is also acceptable, but notice the lack of emphasis on the out. Yet again only an OG understands this.
Example:
PBS: Post Burrito Syndrome. Used to describe the onset of gastrointestinal discomfort immediately following
the consumption of a large burrito.
Usually used after a trip to the San Francisco Mission District.
Example: Oooooh, I've got PBS.
pc: Inferior method of computing. As opposed to the Apple Mac, iMac, etc.
Example: My damn PC crashed again! Wish I had bought a MAC!
PCB: Post-Confrontation Bravado
Example: The fellow mall-goer wasn't actin' too jiggy after I bumped into him. Instead, he cranked up his PCB meter to HI. I snickered as I walked away.
PD: To submit something to pseudodictionary.
Example: Geekgasm? That's a great word, I should PD it.
PDA: Public Display of Affection.
Example: Hey, no PDA's in the hall--get a room.
peace e-z: Basically the same as peace out.
It is shorter than typing peace easy.
Example: I'm leaving. Peace e-z.
peacekeeper: A governmental term that really means one who creates peace through war or killing.
Example: The peacekeepers in the Middle East have effectively stopped terrorists in their tracks.
peaceoff: Used to wish someone would get away from you when you are finished with them.
Example: I have to go and shampoo my dog now. So peaceoff and I'll talk to you tomorrow.
peach: cute in a very special way
Example: that girl is a real peach
peach cobblers: Old people, generally used to describe a bunch of elderly people who are somewhere doing something that only old people would do.
Example: 1. We went to McDonalds to get some breakfast and it was filled with peach cobblers playing bingo.
2. Some of the beaches in Florida are filled with peach cobblers.
peaches: Used to describe a good situation.
Goes with everything
Example: How was your weekend?
Peaches.
peachy turtle: Used to replace hot, cute, the bomb--the best in all catogories, of a person.
Example: Hey, did you see him? *drool* What a Peachy Turtle!
peacocky: 1. Flashy. 2. Exhibiting excessive flair for the purposes of gaining praise and adulation.
Example: When around a pretty girl, he gets very peacocky, displaying all of his colorful feathers.
peakin': Massive or huge; monstrous.
Example: Look at the peakin' hips on that chick!
peanut-butter-jelly: 1. Makes no complete sense; is useless. 2. Using something to accomplish nothing.
Example: After getting free passes to Carowinds Theme Park,
Chum decided it was peanut-butter-jelly time.
pearler: Extraordinary or impressive in appearance or behaviour. Usually used as a compliment.
Example: Thats a pearler of a hat. You off to the races? OR That girl over there's got a pearler of a smile.
pearschloppen: 1. Pear crisp that isn't.
2. A baking victory defeated by a sudden and unexpected onset of moisturization.
3. The sound made by a soggy material falling on the floor.
Example: Her pear crisp looked more like pearschloppen.
pearshaped: when everything starts going wrong and there is no saving it
Example:
peas and cornbread: phr(pees.and.corn.breed)Pleading with someone after a long begging.
Example: Please...please...peas and cornbread?
PEBCAC: Acronym for, Problem Exist Between Chair And Computer.
Example: Computer Technicians find that 90 percent of all computer problems are some form of PEBCAC.
pebcak: Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard.
A computer user who is really too stupid to own one.
Used by techies to describe to other techies the true nature of the problem.
Example: The guy on line 3 thinks the problem is his screensaver, but I think it's just a PEBCAK.
PEBKAC: Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair.
Used by tech support when answering a stupid computer question.
Example: Your e-mail isn't working? Don't worry, we'll fix it--probably just a PEBKAC.
ped-x: Pedestrian crossing. Can be used as a noun or a verb.
Example: Hey, jaywalker, use the ped-x.
pedalphile: A lover of pedaled vehicles--such as bicycles. An avid bicyclist or bicycle collector.
Example:
pedentary: to live a lifestyle that requires walking.
Example: She lives a pedentary life.
pediddle: A car with one front headlight that has blown out or been smashed or does not work for some other reason.
Example: I got a ticket on my way over here because my car is a pediddle. The cops didn't believe me when I said I didn't know already.
Pedigraphy: The art of writing with your feet.
Example: I have used my pedigraphy skills in film and tv.
Pedigraphy is listed on my resume as a special skill.
pedigree: Certifiably good looking.
Example: Woof! That guy has pedigree written all over him.
Pedistrate: To walk. From the word pedestrian.
Example: Steve did not have a car or bike, so he decided to pedistrate to class intstead.
pedophobe: A person who fears children.
Example: The pedophobe shivered when he saw children playing outside.
Pedro Mendelbaum: Pedro Mendelbaum is a worldwide creative collective.
A group of filmmakers, pranksters, and lovers who have passions for chickens in cowboy hats.
The legend has it that Pedro Mendelbaum was an exiled Mexican Yeshiva student living in the
forests of Canada who received enlightenment from a glowing beaver.
Example: Oh, that insane thing I saw the other day that changed the creative landscape
and blew my mind? It had to be from those Pedro Mendelbaum guys.
peduncle: A car with a tail light that has blown out or been smashed or doesn't work for some other reason.
Example: There were four peduncles on the road between my house and yours. I guess nobody checks those things out.
peecey: A piece of bread
Example: I want a peecey, please.
peedeeque: Pretty Dumb Question. Sometimes Pretty Damn Quick.
Example: He asks more peedeeques than any man I ever heard.
You better make up your bed PDQ.
Peedy Gonzales: 1. People, especially women, who do not travel to the bathroom in a group but instead pee quickly, wash their hands, and return ruining everyone’s chance to talk behind their backs.
Example: I am the original Peddy Gonzales and amaze other women with my power to pee quickly and not check my makeup after. What the hell are they doing in the bathroom that requires a face check?
peekasso: A dog that is half Pekingnese and half Lhasa Apso. It is an abstract dog, very artistic. Specialty is cubism. Origin: Spain.
Example:
peelie-wallie: Scots slang, sick or drunk.
Example: I didn't come to school yesterday because I was feeling all peelie-wallie.
peep: Can be used in a variety of ways. 1. As a way to address someone.
2. As people in general.
Example: You peep, totally rock... OR Anyhow, the peeps were completely overreacting to the situation.
peepage: An unreservedly cool person, one who is not snobby or self-absorbed. Most likely a teenager.
Example: Chloe is a peepage. She's cool.
peeps: To share, as in little birds peeping to their parents to be fed.
Example: Do you want your own bowl or do you just want peeps?
peeve, peeved: An annoyance, to be annoyed.
Example: Stop peeving me, I'm trying to study.
peeweephobia: An intense fear of Pee Wee Herman.
Example: Peeweephobia kept me away from the television for years.
peezle: Like a computer newbie,
but can pertain to anyone who doesn't know how to do something most others know.
Example: She's a peezle she doesn't even know how to copy and paste.
OR I should have seen it, it's sooo obvious. Sheesh, what a peezle I am.
(Usually accompanied by slapping yourself in the forehead.)
pekpek: Exotic perfume.
Example: You're pekpek smells good.
pemsy: It's short for PMS-y.
The ladies out there know what I'm talking about; you feel crappy and you wanna crawl in a shell and die.
Example: Excuse my rude behavior; I'm feeling a little pemsy.
pencil beaver: A person who gnaws on a pencil for reasons such as boredom, anxiety, or intense thinking.
Example: Look at that pencil beaver. The pencil is gonna be gone in a couple minutes.
penguoid: Penguin-like. Penguine-like if a beguine is being danced.
Example: That guy in the tux is totally penguoid.
penistelum: The odd blade of grass left standing after mowing the lawn. {Clever enouogh to make it into the pd. Not to be attempted by amateurs.}
Example: The immaculate green lawn was spoiled by a solitary penistelum.
pennsyltucky: Any region of Pennsylvania that is not exceedingly close to one of the five key locations (Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Harrisburg, Allentown, and Scranton).
Example: Ed: Where's the campground you're staying at? Ted: Right in the middle of Pennsyltucky
pentameter: Similar to a centameter, but with five sides.
Example: The mayor's office decided that pentameters would be the standard unit of measure for all four-dimentional objects because
those hundred-sided centameters won't work.
pentropy: Tendency of nearly all ballpoint pens to vanish from your desk after 20 minutes when you are watching elsewhere. I was going to send you the damn check but...this damn pentropy...
Example: There's too much pentropy today at this office.
I was going to send you the damn check but...this damn pentropy....
pepperdinetemperment: Exclamation. Reflects an attitude of a meaningless sort of ennui, or a declaration to rid oneself of this ennui.
Example: A: This movie just got really good. B: I think it's cause we're stoned. A. Yeah, I think you're right. (pause) Together: Pepperdinetemperment! (Laughter)
pepperocrastination: The act of eating everything around the last piece of pepperoni on the
last piece of a pizza, then slowly savoring eating the remaining piece.
Example: This pizza requires, nay warrants, proper pepperocrastination.
peppier: That annoying waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole
purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.
Example: There goes the peppier again. I wonder how much he gets paid for doing that.
peppler: Bits of food caught in your teeth.
Example: Do I have any pepplers? Said while showing your front teeth to the person addressed.
Pepsi: Fake Coca Cola
Example: A: I'll have a coke, please.
B: Sorry, we only have Pepsi.
perchaps: A variation of perhaps, a synonym for maybe.
Example: Perchaps Tina will rule the world.
Percinticulous: Being a real arrogant bastard about something petty, and doing it with a smile on your face, a swing in your step.
Example: I hate to be a percinticulous bastard, but you keep leaving the remote on the coffee table and not on the TV. Stop it, okay? Thanks.
percuburp: Percuburp is the sputtering sound the coffee pot makes when
it tries to send the last of the water through to brew.
Example: The coffee is ready, didn't you hear it percuburp?
percussive maintainence: The suprisingly successful technique of trying to fix something by hitting it.
Example: The TV wasn't working, but I did a bit of percussive maintainance on it and now it's fine.
Percussive Maintenance: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again
Example:
perdner: Combination of pretty near and damn near.
Example: I perdner lost control of my car.
perfeczide: To make perfect
Example: I perfeczide the car, so now it runs better than ever.
perfle: The tear-off strips of paper with holes in them on each side of the page used by pin-feed printers.
Example: Some of the perfle was in the waste basket by the printer,
some was hanging over the sides of the basket, but most was on the floor.
perflippity: Silly, effeminate behavour.
Example: The high school girls at the mall were annoying me with their perflippity.
perfory: The little strips of paper with holes, used to maintain alignment of paper in printers and billing machines.
Example: Tear off the perfory before you distribute the sheets.
perfucked: Perfectly fucked (up).
When a thing or situation has become as bad as possible, contrary to all expectations.
Murphy's law taken to an extreme.
Example: We've wrecked the car, it's raining, my wallet's gone, and Jane just went into labor.
This is totally perfucked.
perfumigate: to douse onesself with perfume or some other type of freshening spray in order to mask odors such as smoke, b.o., etc.
Example: I ate the sizzlin' platter of fajitas at Chili's and had to perfumigate before going back to the office.
perfused: 1. N. The state of being both perplexed and confused.
2. Adj. Expression of a confused state.
Example: JimBob looked perfused when it was explained to him that naked tractor riding was not a good idea.
pericoital dysnomia: n. During an intimate event, the act of addressing one's lover by a name other than her own.
Example: Julie wept as she handed him the divorce papers, which cited pericoital dysnomia as the grounds. It didn't help when he then hissed, You won't get one red cent from me, Stephanie.
perimenomancy: The art of predicting the future by waiting to see what happens.
Example: It's easy to criticise with the gift of perimenomancy.
periomma: Punctuation used to to separate sentences.
Example: That's not a semicolon, it's a periomma.
permafunk: An unpleasant, unmaskable, and tenaciously pernicious human odor, usually of bodily origin.
Example: He would have gladly offered to help with his roommate's laundry if it were not for the
permafunk which leapt from the hamper.
permagin: Someone who will stay a virgin forever, usually not by choice.
Example: I'll bet you that Brandon ends up being a permagin.
permagrin: 1. A state of being.
2. The appearance of a permanent state of grinning or smiling,
despite your circumstances or state of mind.
3 - often associated with intoxication.
Example: Mary must be extremely high> She has that permagrin going on.
Permahold: The act of being placed on hold for an indefinate amount of time (while listening to terriable hold music), wondering if you will ever be picked up.
Example: I called my insurance company today and I was left on permahold.
Permanti Style: Adding cole slaw and french fries to any kind of sandwich.
Originating from the Permanti Bros. restaurant in Pittsburgh, PA
Example: Just mind your own business. I'm making my sandwich Permanti Style today.
permatary: That quick-fix temporary repair job you did around the house 14 yrs. ago is still working? That's a permatary job.
Example: He was a jack-of-all-trades, but many of his repairs were done in permatary manner.
permavein: Someone who works out so much that she develops enlarged veins that show at all times.
Example: If you keep doing those pushups, you're going to become a permavein.
pernt: Pertinent information.
Example: We had to read through three paragraphs to get to the pernt.
perp walk: Marshals or sheriff's deputies escorting a prisoner--parading a prisoner in front of the media.
Example: The camera crews call it a perp walk.
The reason they love a good perp walk is because all they have to do is line up outside the courthouse, point and shoot while the Marshals hustle the guy, the perpetrator, out to that unmarked Crown Victoria they always have waiting down at the curb. If the cameramen are lucky, they get a shot of some jerk with cuffs on, a raincoat pulled up over his head, looking guilty as hell.
This is what the plaintiff's bar snarls and moans about when they say their clients are getting tried in the court of public opinion. My lawyer complained about it just like everybody else. Fact is though, when I did my perp walk down at the Richard B. Russell Federal Building in Atlanta, I was guilty. Fair's fair.
(Copyright 1995, Walter Sorrells, _Power of Attorney_)
Perry-factor: The degree to which a person, place or thing resembles Matthew Perry.
Example: Perry-factor HIGH... There is nobody more Matthew Perry than that guy!
persact: Both perfect and exact.
Example: You don't have to talk so persact!
persnackity: Nasty. Mostly used when describing teeth, skin, hair, or other areas of the body one is to keepneat and tidy.
Example: He was cute. Bbut did you see those persnackity teeth?
persona-non-cognita: A brainless or thoughtless individual.
Example: I see that guy every morning on the crowded, rush-hour train with his stuff spread all over the seat next to him; what a persona-non-cognita.
personalities: Any other word for breasts.
Example: I'm only after girls with nice personalities. Yeah, look at the personalities on her
personality-free: Someone who lacks charisma, character, a sense of humor, or one who is just plain dull or overly serious.
Example: The personality-free client responded to my joke with a blank stare.
personwidth: Adapted from the telecommunications term bandwidth meaning the amount of data a particular device or segment of a network can transfer or process at once. Personwidth is likewise the maximum amount of people needed to achieve a project, or describes why someone doesn't have sufficient time to complete a task.
Example: I don't think we have sufficient personwidth in this department to finish the project this year.
pertnear: Almost
Example: I pertnear made it to work on Monday.
perugal: To stare at someone for no particular reason
Example: Why are you perugalling at me?
perving: Acting in a nasty manner, being a pervert, annoying someone with your stupid remarks
Example: He was sooo perving, said Alex,He kept on making stupid innuendoes.
perzactify: To be perfectly exact.
Example: Her emotional state was perzactified by his thoughtless actions.
peshall: Undeniably, extraordinarily, extremely special. May be used only to refer to a person. Additional l's may be added to increase the said person's peshallness.
Example: I love you sooo much...you are sooo peshallllllll to me!
pessimal: Opposite of optimal, just as pessimist is the opposite of optimist.
Example: My father's choice of name for me was pessimal, said a man named Sue.
pessimum: The opposite of optimum; the worst example.
Example: I worked really hard, but it turned out to be the pessimum situation.
Pesticle: A guy who is being a girl for some action.
Example: That guy won't leave me alone. He is a real pesticle.
Pete Tong: UK rhyming slam for wrong, based on Radio 1 DJ, Pete Tong
Example: It's all gone a bit Pete Tong. Or, (shortened version), NSync at number 1? That's just a bit Pete, mate.
PeterGabrielizing: When recording artists take an abnormally long time to come out with a new release because they continually revise their material and have trouble finalizing their work. Such artists often announce release dates that get postponed several times in succession.
Example: Deceased director Stanley Kubrick shouldn't have spent so much time PeterGabrielizing with the production of AI - Artificial Intelligence. Now he's dead and Spielberg is getting all the credit.
petranoid: a portmanteau of the words paranoid and petrified describing the state of being too scared of what may happen to be able to move/do anything about it.
Example: If that girl in Scream weren't so petranoid, she might have lived to be in the sequel.
petranoid: Scared to be scared.
Example: The young man seemed to be petranoid.
Petro-strangulation: Choking from the fumes of the car in front of you when you have the misfortune to be following a vehicle that is billowing smoke.
Example: Teresa was suffering from petro-strangulation as she followed Jeremy's hopelessy out-of-tune 57 Chevy.
petroligarchy: Rule or government by a small group--leaders of the oil and petroleum industry. A collision of petroleum, or petrol, and oligarchy. (Variation: petroiligarchy.)
Example: Petroligarchy is a prevalent, but unrecognized form of government.
Petsgiving: The day after Thanksgiving.
Example: Thanksgiving is on Thursday, but many take off both Thursday and Friday. So what's the 2nd holiday? Why it's the day we give our little buddies Thanksgiving left-overs. It's Petsgiving Day.
petuny: Small girl. Word was born from an attempt at trying to say the words petite and puny at the same time
Example: Look at that girl, she is nice but a little thin. You could say she is petuney
peurile: puerile \PYOO-uhr-uhl; PYOOR-uhl\, adjective: Displaying or suggesting a lack of maturity; juvenile; childish.
Example: And, in one of the most puerile episodes of his adult career, he punishes his old schoolmates for being rich and vulgar by breaking into their houses to soak the labels off their boasted wine collections.--Thomas R. Edwards, Mordecai Richler Then and Now, (1) New York Times, June 22, 1980
Political argument is becoming a puerile cartoon about the moral...doing battle with the immoral. --George F. Will, The Costs of Moral Exhibitionism, (2) Washington Post, April 15, 2001. (3) Thank God Dana F has submitted a new word--attorniquette. So many of the other recent submittals have just been peurile.
pever: A condition resulting from high hormone levels, usually characterized by a feverish craziness and the illogical disregard for personal safety, leading to constant yearning for sex.
Example: Her pever lasted over 50 men. OR He got the pever and really did some stupid things.
pevroid: A dim-witted pesty person.
Example: Chris is a pevroid.
pew: Pew- If the Situation around you stinks, it is Pew.
Example: Mom/Dad: No, you Can't go to your friend's house. You: Oh, this is pew.
pez: Greeting such as: Hello, hi, etc.
Example: Paul said pez to his new friend Joe.
pezacrapp: An object that is useless or pointless.
Example: That new water-resistant sponge is a pezacrapp.
pfffff: Used to show disbelief, disdain, disregard, or mild disgust. Especially used in response to something deemed utterly ridiculous.
Example: A: Let's go see a movie tonight. B: Can't. Got no money. C: Pffff.
pffft: A guttural exclamation. Suggestive of disbelief or discounting what someone has said.
Example: She thinks her designs are cutting edge? Pffft. They look like recycled 80's advertisements to me.
pfft: A word used when you know someone is lying.
Example: So went out with him? PFFT.
pfizer: Uncool, pre-juvenile, wankish--a person embodying the foregoing.
Example: The birthday party was really pfizer. After all, it was in honor of a pfizer.
PFM: Pure Freaking Magic. Used by the computer elite when something is too cutting edge
to be understood even in their own circles. (Coined by the boys at maximum3d.com.)
Example: We understood the FSAA, but 8-layer single pass multi-texturing? That's just PFM.
PFO: Pissed, Fell Over. British hospital slang to explain injuries to a patient admitted while drunk,
Example: The PFOs start rolling in just before midnight.
phalam: A nincompoop, mundu.
Example: As soon as Chris opens his mouth you know he's a phalam.
phalangophile: Someone obsessed with flying people the bird.
Example: Jim was grooving on blue highway ambience when he was
accosted by a vehement phalangophile, who seemed disgusted by some imagined slight.
phallacy: A concept or situation which is wrong due to outdated patriarchy or male chauvinism.
Example: It is not true that women are bad drivers. That's a phallacy.
Phantom-of-the-water-cooler: A terminated employee who insists on sneaking back into a workplace and visiting with ex-employees.
Example: My boss had a strict policy on preventing Phantoms-of-the water-coolers at my worksite.
pharkarcarharssen: The feeling one gets when leaving a pub, intoxicated, during the day,
and stepping out into the bright summer sun.
Example: I'd spent all afternoon in the pub and stepped out into the bright July sun and t
his overwhelming wave of pharkarcarharssen swept over me.
pharlism: Tendency to grunt, squeek, or squeal at random and in a horrible fashion.
Example: Pigs tend to suffer from pharlism.
pharmaceuticab: 1: Taxi in which you get drunk in the back seat.
2: The cab you get into because you are too drunk to drive.
Example: You better have the bartender call you a pharmaceuticab.
pharmaceutitab: What's on the monthly statement from your pharmacist--or your drug dealer.
Example: When I pick up your prescriptions at the pool hall, I need to give Daniel some money. My pharmaceutitab's getting a little too high.
pharmarrhea: The dense, pseudo-medico-legal boilerplate that appears at the end of commercials or advertisements for prescription drugs, advising consumers of the risks. Always ends with the phrase Use only as directed.
Example: That might be just what I need for my low self-esteem, said John. I don't know, Julia fretted,
did you read any of the pharmarrhea? She pointed to one particular sentence of the tiny type: 44% of test subjects experienced spontaneous hair failure, compared with 7% who received a placebo.
phasisticated: The opposite of Sophisticated, to be used when a person is being idiotic.
Example: Oh, my God. Suzie is being so phasisticated. What an idiot.
phat: Great, awesome, the best, super-duper.
Example: I just purchased a phat new gigahertz laptop with built-in spa and tiki bar.
phat paper: Cash, moula, coin, currency of the rat race.
Example: Hey, nice site. Sorry I can't give you any phat paper.
Phatty Bom Batty: Quite possibly the coolest thing you've ever seen.
Example: Where did you get those phatty bom batty shoes?
phattybatter: Cool, phat.
Example: A. Did you see the movie? B. Yeah, it was phattybatter.
phb: Dilbert, short for pointy-haired boss. An idiot manager.
Example: My phb asked me if I could work overtime for the next two months. I died inside.
phenagle: To fool around or tinker with something. This is usually in an effort to try to fix something that is working but not working the way you WANT it to. In other words, NOT leaving well enough alone. As imagined, phenagling with something often results in breaking it.
Example: Hmmm...I think my TV reception could be better. Let me phenagle with the antenna a little...
phenomic: Of a word, the quality of being pleasant to say, or of being memorable in some way--especially a word which has been invented for this purpose.
Example: Sean: Schkurdle is rather phenomic, isn't it? ED. Not particularly.
philanthrobust: When throwing money and aid to a person, project, or country sadly fails.
Example: The elementary school lunch subsidies were a philanthrobust.
Philish: Used to describe something that bothers you to no end and makes you wish you had a gun to shoot them.
Example: That guy we saw yesterday--Lyphen?--what a philish turd!
I wish he just dropped dead on the spot! Not only was he rude, but he also smelled awful!
phillatio: Licking a stamp.
Example: Did you hear about Phil--the guy who performed phillatio on a stamp?
phillumeny: Collecting matcboxes.
Example: Phillumeny is a hot hobby.
philobeer: A lover of beer.
Example: The philobeer went mad becasue the bar had no beer.
philosification: the act of philosophy
Example: during his test, Bort used his philosification skills.
philosophize: the act of philosophy
Example: she asked him to philosophize whether the chair actually exists.
phipenky: (adj.) - fishy, messed up, weird.
Example: You have the same answers as Lauryn on your quiz... something is phipenky here.
phlalamascalang: Inappropriate music played before a rock gig by the venue;
inappropriateness varies proportionately to the lateness of the band.
Example: They Might Be Giants were late on stage in Houston,
and the endless samba music was driving the crowd up the wall.
Why not play some TMBG records, instead of this awful phlalamascalang?
phlarge: A generous act or person.
Example: Helping her with her homework was very phlarge of you!
phlargenbargen: Substitute for swear words.
Example: When you stub your toe:
Oh, phlargenbargen! My toe!
(really you can put this word anywhere you can put a swear word.)
phleeb: one lacking in moral character.
Example: I am nothing but a phleeb, and I don't care who knows it!
phleebe: To weasel your way to evade hard work. To use devious and cunning behaviour to acheive a goal.
Example: Scott used his cheat sheets to phleebe his way through an exam.
Phlophinay: A phlophinay has been commited when someone almost says or does a very stupid or ridiculous thing but catches herself before actually doing it--thus saving herself a bit of embarassment--only to immediately tell everyone about the stupid thing
she almost said or did.
Example: Cleo broke up with Tony because he almost called her by his ex-girlfriend's name and was foolish enough to then tell her about his near Freudian-slip. What a phlophinay on his part.
phobiphobia: The fear of having a fear. Phobophobia is fear of fear.
Example: Johnny has phobiphobia.
Phoned: describes someone who is slightly drunk and slightly stoned at the same time.
Example: I'm phoned.
phonesia: When you call someone and suddenly forget who exactly you were calling.
Example: Who's this? I'm sorry, I've just had a bit of phonesia.
phonetically rejected: Having someone see your name on the caller i.d. when the phone rings and choose to ignore your call.
Example: I tried to call my ex-girlfriend last night, but she has caller i.d., so I was phonetically rejected.
Phong: A strange mixture between jello and mayonaisse.
Example: Mike's mom made us phong sandwiches today.
Phonytail: The bit of hair grown longer by a balding man, so he can comb it over his bald patch.
Example: Grandpa, that sure is a long phonytail that you're growing there.
phooey boo: To show disappointment.
Example: Phooey boo on you, duck. You stole my piece of bread.
Phoolsy: When two fools run into each other and they fall down.
Example: Those two fools just phoolsied and it must have hurt a lot.
phoom: 1. Used to verbally express a rapid movement.
2. Used as a virtually meaningless intensive.3. Used in place of an expletive
Example: 1. Did you see that guy run by? He was, like...phoom!
2. Let's take it to the next level. Phoom!
3. Phoom you, Mom. I'm not cleaning my phooming room.
phoon: One who stands on one foot in a running-like pose for photos.
(v) To assume the phoon pose.
Example: She and her bridesmaids phooned for a great photo.
photios: Photios was the Greek god of leaving the lens-cap on.
Example: Why are all my holiday photios black?
photographical: Reference to photography.
Example: She is a great photographical artist.
photoshopically: In a manner requiring an image manipulation program, usually Adobe Photoshop.
Example: Doesn't matter about the red eye, we'll remove it photoshopically later.
photoshoplifting: swiping images from the web and appropriating them in your own work
Example: I photoshoplifted a fine piece of pixel-a woman in a blue-black hat.
photoshopped: an image that has been touched up or modified using an image editing program, esp. Adobe Photoshop
Example: Her 8x10 glossy looked much better after we photoshopped it.
Photoshopping: Taking an innocent picture and combining it with others to make people laugh
and perhaps think you are cool--as much as a tech can be anyway.
Example: Cheap shot. Photoshopping your dad's head onto a jackass is always going to make your mother laugh.
Photoslop: Lame or awful Photoshop work.
Example: He used Photoslop to make the logo.
Phozzle: The ball of fluff that builds up on phonograph needles.
Example: My records sounded muffled because of the phozzle that gathered under the stylus.
PHPHead: One who lives for the web scripting language PHP.
Example: Bob runs 18 websites about PHP. What a PHPHead!
phreak: One who is enthusiastic about telephones.
Someone who wants to learn about a telephone network.
Example: The telecom magazine featured a story written by a phreak.
phresh: Tight, new, neato.
Example: That new CD was mad phresh.
pht: 1. Used to express disgust or contempt for a comment--in a playful way.
2. Used as a substitute for any kind of good comeback.
Example: A. I completely understand quantum physics. B. Pht.
(b) Ex. virgio, you're very weird, man.
Pht.
Phuff: To blow on hot food to cool it down before you eat it.
Example: I know the potatos are hot. Let Mommy phuff them for you.
phung: A threat blurted out for lack of a better word. Usually used by slow-thinking jocks, but also belligerently used at ballett practice.
Example: I'm going to phung you like you've never been phunged before.
phycodelic: Very cool, wonderful, or amazing; anything that is good by a great means.
Example: Betty, your presentation in science was simoly phycodelic.
PHYRE: stands for Port Hope Young Robotic Engineers, used often to describe the top team at the CanadaFirst Robotic Games
Example: PHYRE Rulz, Ticats suck!
physicality: Physical interactions with a significant other--kissing, cuddling, etc.
Example: Being single I miss the physicalities, but I don't want to be physical with just anybody.
PIAM: Pleasure Is All Mine.
Example: Bert: TYVM (Thank you very much.)
Ernie: PIAM (Pleasure is all mine.)
piccolute: A member of a musical group who does double duty on the piccolo and the flute.
Example: When the band's piccolo player quit, the first chair flute had to pick up the slack by becoming a piccolute.
Pickin' a fruit from the rando: Used when someone says something in conversation that has
nothing to do with what you are talking about.
Example: Where did that come from? You are totally pickin' a fruit from the random tree.
pickle-fingered: To make several typo's in a row.
Example: Thisd here thingsx a mess. Oops, sorry about that. I pickle-fingered.
pickleicious: Also spelled pick-a-licious. A nonce word meaning delicious. Used extensively by two-year-olds to describe how pickles taste.
Example: How does that pickle taste? It's pickleicious.
picklenose: Someone, usually a child, with poor nasal hygiene. From the novel _Blinsby_ by Adam Leslie and Peter Tunstall.
Example: Aren't you going out to play with Jamie? No, he's a picklenose.
Pickonable: One who is easy to pick on.
Example: Steve doesn't mind when I tease him. He's so pickonable.
pickuponable: Used to describe someone whose personality or lack thereof
invites practical jokes and other similar harassment.
Example: When Joey's got a hangover, he's too pickuponable to ignore.
pididdle: To creatively expend time and energy doing what appears to have no real-world
value to anyone (including yourself), and to have a helluva good time doing it.
Example: Are you doing anything right now?
Yes, I am. I'm pididdling my way through the real reasons dragons can fly despite being so large and heavy.
piece: Used instead of place to mean exactly the same thing.
Example: There were lots of people up in that piece.
piecer: Piece of junk.
Example: Look at my piecer in the driveway. It's rusted out.
pienthis: Pencil.
Example: You got a pienthis?
pier: Goodbye, seeya, etc.
Example: Mike quickly said pier to his friends as he drove away.
piff: To chuck something, to throw something.
Example: Piff a chicken through a taxi window for a real thrill.
piff: A substitute for any verb. Used in Australia in the 1980s (may still be).
Example: I piffed off early from work, piffed home, piffed on a dress, and piffed down to the pub.
piffle: A word, possibly derived from the North of England, (er, that's where I'm from, anyway *g*), that means nonsense or rubbish.
Example: mojobob: I'm a really groovy and fabulous person.
mini-mojobob: Piffle!
pig farmer: Comedy insult.
Example: You pig farmer.
pig latino: It is when you speak any Latin language with the pig latin phrasing.
Example: To mess around with the substitute teacher we all talked in pig latino the whole day.
pig-e-doodle: Noun. A guinea pig. Can be pronounced pig-e-doodle, or piggy-doodle. Synonyms: pid, dinea pid.
Example: Aww. Cute little pig-e-doodles.
piger: That mixed feeling of anger, annoyance, and jealousy when your sibling
opens a present that you really really want.
Example: I felt piger rising from my blood as my brother opened his new CD player.
pigfat: Equivalent to mild expletives like blast it, darn it, etc.
Example: Oh, pigfat! I'm in trouble.
piggle (with): Fiddle with. Colloquial British term.
Example: I know you've got a hole in your jumper, but please stop piggling with it.
piggutanucus: when you eat way too much...
Example: your such a piggytanucus...
Pikachu: Any very very annoying, redundant, or persistently aggravating person.
Example: God Pikachu, will you shut the hell up?!
pike: verb - New Zealand slang - to not turn up ( to a party, or whatever)
Example: Was Fred at the pub? No, he piked.
piker: A stock-brocker who does not meet his monthly quota or does bare minmum to get by.
An individual who has no monetary worth or cuts corners trying to save money.
Example: Matt. who cleans pools part time to make ends meet, is known as a piker to his more affluent peers.
pildew: The mysterious circle of moisture found on your pillow in the morning.
Example: I woke up in one massive puddle of pildew this morning.
pile out: To sit around and do nothing
Example: Yeah, there's nothing to do so we're all just piling out at Phil's house.
pill: Basketball.
Example: I'm open, pass me the pill.
pillock: Mild insult - an idiot in the nicest possible way
Example: When a friend says or does something stuid, you pillock is a gentle rebuke.
pilot: General derogatory term to describe another person.
Example: So now Chris is a friggin' pilot?
pilser: Teenage guy who attends punk, hardcore, etc. Thinks he is a badass in his father's car.
Usually is accompanied by girls.
Example: This show is overrun with pilsers.
Pim: Any male of questionable character: a man who is sketchy, shady, or slimy.
Derived from the french pronunciation of the word pimp.
Example: Chris is a prepostrous pim. Have you seen the way he ogles women on the subway?
pimp: when complimenting a person on their mastery of the subject matter. to freely explain and dish out the skills
Example:
Pimp: Slang for a headhunter, recruiter or account executive.
Example: These guys will have to talk to my pimp if they want to extend my contract
Pimp: A Cigarette Filled with Tobacco or anything else you can smoke.
Example: Yo, can I bum a Pimp from you, I'm Out.
pimp: Plug, promote.
Example: I'm just pimpin' my new CD.
pimp ninja: A very cool person who is not just pimptified, but also has the stealthy moves of a ninja.
Example: Nano and Jsteel are pimp ninjas. I hope they don't get kung fu on me because I am such a loser.
pimp-slap: Demeaning form of punishment. Administered by a warrior to a punk or would-be bully not worthy of an actual punch.
Example: Those guys where bothering us...until Bruce pimp-slapped the biggest one.
pimpasaurus: A person who works his mac like no other.
He gets all the hot females and leaves none for his friends.
Sometimes is disliked by other guys.
Example: Alex is the biggest pimpasaurus ever. He's got Serena, Jessica, Libby, and everyone else at school.
pimpistic engineering: A field of study at the Californian Universities by the beach.
The core course involves the studying of celestial bodies roaming on the beaches.
Example: Frank, who was very fond of women, majored in pimpistic engineering at the beach.
pimple on the ass of humanity: Insult used when nothing else can describe just how much of an ass someone is.
Example: Dammit, Todd, you're a pimple on the ass of humanity.... And you smell bad on top of that. Not to mention your stupid haircut.
And that you're fat. Or that your clothes look awful--well, they're actually a bit better since you got married again.
pimplets: Pre-acne bumps usually found on chin and forehead signalling the beginning of adolescence.
Example: Harvey won't come to the mall because he's afraid people will laugh at the pimplets all over his forehead.
pimpshway: An action, object or place that is really cool.
Example: Pimpshway car!
pimptastic: Excellent. Good enough for the best of the best pimps.
Example: That cashew was pimptastic.
pineapple, canary: Both are Australian for a fifty dollar note.
Example: You got a pineapple I could borrow?
Piney: A member of the white laboring class living in southern New Jersey USA -- often used disparagingly. Derived from the Pine Barrens of southern New Jersey. See redneck for southern United States equivalent.
Example: Did you see Joe's rusted out pickup truck? What a Piney!
piney: Thorny, sharp, prickly.
Example: Ouch, that hurts. The leaves on that bush are piney.
ping: To contact someone, usually briefly, regardless of medium.
Medium-specific alternatives such as call, email, IM, find, and call your cell are often too specific
when all you mean to say is I'll get in touch with you somehow.
Example: I'm not sure what I'm up to tonight, but I'll ping you before I go out.
Ping: Used randomly throughout a conversation to annoy people.
Example: So, I was walking in the park one day wh--
Ping!
Excuse me?
What?
You said something.
Ping! Huh?
ping test: A method or finding the gay man in the room. AKA: a gaydar sweep. [Many don't know it, but Gaydar is a
surname for several persons in the US.]
Example: Boobies jiggle is a good ping test, but I think clang, clang, clang went the trolley is more accurate.
pink squirrel: Very feminine gay man; named for the ulta sweet frou frou drink.
Example: In his low cut pants and belly shirt, Chris was a pink squirrel on the prowl.
pinked: V.) To push two objects together
Example: I pinked the sofa and the wall so that the gap was closed.
pinkerton: adj. The best something can be. After Pinkerton the weezer cd (argueably one of the best cd's ever)
Example: Shaq is in the pinkerton of his career.
pinktuation: Over-flowery adornment of handwriting--especially swirls, loops and smiley faces.
Example: I bet that Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen uses excessive pinktuation on his autographs.
pinny: Having pinworms.
Example: John's pinny, so stay away from him.
pino collido: it is the true form of evil, bottled and sold to customers at dairy queen.
Example: when my pouch of pino mix was accidently opened bad things started happening around my house. there are only 2 pouches left i have one of them. i will keep it from the hands of the foolish.
Pinocchiist: Someone especially unsettled by the well-documented unreality of the modern era, and
who therefore wants to be (a) real (boy).
Example: Call me a Pinocchiist, but if I spend another minute at this mall I might have an ontological crisis.
pious: (adj) Full of holes. Holy, pious.
Example: His socks are more pious than the pope's.
PIP: a PIP stands for a Pool in pool. an inflatable pool which you put inside your own pool, and you and your friends can just chill in the pip with all of your clothes on. it acts as a boat, but is much more comfortable.
Example: lets go pipping. as in, lets do the deed of sitting in a PIP.
pipin' cold: The reverse of pipin' hot, or very cold.
Example: It is so hot I could use a pipin' cold soda about now.
Pipots: One who acts in such a way that distinguishes himself
from the rest of the crowd. In other words one can
act dumb, stupid, funny, or just be unique enough that
he separates himself from the crowd.
Example: Chris was acting the big pipots last night.
Pirish: When someone tries to mimic an Irish accent, but it continually drifts between Irish and Pirate. Such as I'd like a pint, please, YAR!
Example: Your fake accent sounds a little Pirish to me.
Piscola: Alcohol drink made out of grapes and mixed with soda. The alcohol degree varies from 33 to 50 in most cases.
Example: Hey, bartender, one piscola please--and make it strong.
pish: To be drunk, to pour
Example: I was so pished, I never got home. The rain pished down on me.
piss: Australian slang for beer.
Example: A packet of smokes and six cold cans of piss.
pissed as a rat: So drunk you can't even function or even speak,
but amazingly say the words, I'm pissed as a rat.
Example: I'm pissed as a rat.
pisstivity: a state of mind, being cranky or upset
Example: Her husband coming home late had her in a real state of pisstivity.
pit stop: Quick trip to the bathroom.
Example: Hold up a second, ladies, DJ's gotta make a pit stop.
PITA: pain in the ass
Example: he's such a PITA.
Pitard: Derived from Austin, TX attorney David Pitard. Someone who behaves in an overly stupid manner
Example: Did you hear what Danny just said? What a pitard!
Pitbullate: From pit bull. Biting somebody with fury. Pitbullated: Ate up by a pit bull.
Example: Capitulate or I'll pitbullate you.
pittsborough: The zone of offense body odour around an individual.
Example: Whoa, I have now entered Pittsborough
Pittsburghese: A way of speaking that includes an accent and a whole vocabulary of slang words.
Mainly limited to western Pennsylvania.
It is considered a blue-collar way of speaking, and not something you would want to use in a job interview.
Example: you might want to stop using that Pittsburghese if you want to get a good job and move out of here
pity party: A gathering of two or more people in which those present share their miseries and feel sorry for each other.
Example: I just got a ding in my car, you broke your nail, and Mike just got an A- (instead of his usual A) on his exam. I guess we should just all get together and have a pity party.
pity whore: A person who always tries to get others to feel sorry for her.
Example: Steve is a total pity whore.
Always complaining to everyone how he has no car, no money, and no girlfriend.
Pitz an' a Pout: Meaning going out to eat after a night out.
pronounced (Pizza and a Poutine).
Example: Hey guido, what do you say we go out for a pitz an' a pout tonight.
piv: A name you call someone who's being annoying, stupid, funny, or weird.
Example: If someone repeatedly asks you, What are you wearing to the concert tonight? and you keep answering,
I don't know. But they still ramble on, then you can say, Get away from me, ya piv! And then walk away.
pixel-pushing: pixel-pushing is a term for a design that is very miniscule in detail. it typically involves manipulating images one pixel at a time.
Example: I'm just a low-down pixelpusher. (or) That site is pixel-pushing some tight designs.
pixeled: The state one is in after spending too much time in front of the computer.
Most common among gamers and programmers.
Example: Jack was so pixeled last night it was pathetic.
Pixelixian: So daft, so strange, that it or they would be worthy of appearing on Pixelix.
Example: Chris is pixelixian. He gets he protein by eating gerbils for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
pixelmonkey: Someone who does menial graphics work, such as creating buttons for web pages.
Example: Look at Joe, doing another cut-out in photoshop. Pixelmonkey.
pixelortion: The distortion experienced by people with cheap webcams (or servers) when they move too fast.
Example: Jon (to Jane, over a cam): What did you just do? There was some massive pixelortion!
Jane: Stupid server.
Pixelsurgeon: One who operates on stray (often emotionally insecure and invariably wounded) little pixels.
Expertly and swiftly working with a deft and steady hand (unless it's late or there's a deadline involved)
to produce highly professional and exemplary digital design work.
And posting trendy links to ostensibly cutting edge web sites...and stuff.
Example: Man, is that Arber, Rich, and Rina from Pixelsurgeon? They're cutting edge, man! Cutting edge!
pizza: Code-word for beer. Use your imagination to associate the different kinds of beer with the different
kinds of pizza. Pepperoni = Busch, cheese = Pabst Blue Ribbon....
Example: Let's go drink some pizza.
Pizza Kid: a word that was coined to describe the 20 somethings that helped give birth to the internet fueled for the most part by pizza and Jolt cola
Example: Man do you believe that. That pizza kid has earned 5 millon dollars this year with his start up
pizza-envy: The covetousness you feel when the gluttonous person you bought a pizza with keeps selecting bigger pieces than you.
Example: Hey! Stop taking the bigger pieces of pizza! You're giving me a massive case of pizza envy.
pizzapyrodermis: (n) The condition that invariably results from burning your mouth whenever eating fresh pizza too rapidly. Also refers specifically to the small section of gum located between the top front two teeth that is particularly susceptable to this condition.
Example: The cold drink did nothing to reduce the pain in her pizzapyrodermis that resulted from devouring the pie in record time. Her doctor had concurred, she was sullering from acute pizzapyrodermis.
Pizzer: Pete-zer. A cheese pizza.
Example: Do you feel like pepperoni--or just a pizzer?
pizzout: Peace out--goodbye.
Example: Pizzout Mike!
PK: abbreviation for Preacher's Kid
Example: I used to date her... she was a PK!
pkirt: A skirt made from a pair of pants.
Example: These jeans didn't fit me anymore, so I made a pkirt out of them.
plabophile: Someone who loves plabo--plabo being a word waiting for a meaning.
Example: I love plabophiles.
placebian: A person who offers meaningless advice to people with an honest tone of voice,
so those victims go forth and take the advice...derived from placebo
Example: Charlie says to Latisha, in her time of woe after she's been dumped by her beloved, The time is right for plucking every hair from your body and replacing it with gravel or at least Ham gift tags. Charlie's advice shows his Placebian ways.
plageudorize: To copy or claim as one's own a pseudo word, similar to plagiarize. Plageudorism, the act of plageudorizing.
Example: Billy Beaver's wanton plageudorism did not go unnoticed by the the word's creator, E. Glenn.
plagiarhythm: When a band takes a good riff from another song and just uses it as if no one is going to notice.
Example: Every grunge band since Nirvana has engaged in flagrant and constant plagiarhythm.
plagueware: Software designed to allow millions of useless spam e-mails to be easily sent
in order to plague and aggravate millions of peaceful Internet users.
Example: They advertised 50 million e-mail addresses for $100 which includes the latest plagueware to easily deliver tons of spam to those addresses.
plahogany: Imitation wood car interiors made of plastic.
Example: Claudia loved the plastic wood, or plahogany, in the interior of her 2003 Corolla.
plaidiator: Plaid + gladiator. One who fights for the honor of his tartan.
Example: Dinna offend his clan; he's a fierce plaidiator.
plamf: A guy who puts another person's underwear on his head and inhales.
Example: He is a plamf!
plan B: an alternate plan of action, when your original plan starts to crash and burn
Example: Okay, let's get plan B into motion...
plank: 1. Large peice of knotty wood, not good for much. 2. Person with the same attributes.
Example: Chris is a plank. He's also dumber than a post.
plant: In the world of online dating, this is when someone, as a joke, puts in a picture of a gorgeous
woman or man to throw off the would-be seekers.
The goal is to collect as many emails as possible to promote something.
Example: That girl must be a plant.
plaspimko: word invented in the early 80's during the SF revival through cinema and literature. 'PLASPIMKO' was re-used by a firm which build plastic toy ufo's, very similar to large plastic Pim's biscuits. Later, in the 90's, a Jap. actress named Miki Plaspimko went famous in a Science Porn Fiction film called 'UNW' ('Unidentified Naked Women'). Nowadays, the word is randomly used to describe either 'another' SF blockbuster, or what we also call a 'bimbo'.
Example:
Plastic Much: refers to a person who puts on a facade while talking to you and turns their back and hates you.
Example: Johnnie says to Tina Yeah it was great seeing you again.
You To Johnnie, Tina says with little emotion. Johnnie to Emily, PLastic Much?
Platformization: The mystical creation of a business platform out of nothing more than thin air.
Example: The Finnish art of platformization originated in the early 20th century.
platitudypus: Someone who proffers numerous platitudes.
Example: Don't you hate it when that platitudypus spews those banalities.
platties: Very big shoes.
Example: See that girl in the line up for that very lame club...the one with the platties on? That's my mum..
play misty: To get upset and cry.
Example: Zack tried to break up with Chandra and she started to play misty on him.
Play-on: A person who acts like she is really into something, when in realitly, you know for a fact she's just acting--sometimes for attention or over jealousy.
Example: 1. Jen is flirting with Bobby--that is such a play-on.
Yesterday she told me how much she hated him.
2. Cathy is acting like she wants to hang out with us tonight--it's a play-on.
played: Exhausted. Short form of played out.
Example: I was played after that concert last night.
playing with knives: used to allude to the fact that the act you are about to do may be about as wise as 'playing with knives'
Example: - i wonder if i could make my car do flips in the air.. - i think you'd be better off playing with knives
pld: Good job.
Example: pld you = good job you, well done.
please lorrr!: A recently used slang when someone tries to rebute/retort another person being too arrogant, proud or just being lame.(very short form for Don't be Daft! for our local singlish).
Example:
please-e-asaur: A bratty little brother who never stops asking for things.
Example: My little brother Jerad won't quit being a please-e-asuar.
pleather: This is ususally referred to the fake leather clothing that people wear and try to tell you that it as real leather...it's plastic 'leather'
Example: That jacket look like pleather.
pleauky: Extremely bad-tasting; not good, yucky. Word invented by little brother when we were children.
Example: That medicine tas |
