s'all good: It's all good. Used either when things are going well, or sarcastically when things are going terribly.
Example: Yeah, I have three papers due tomorrow morning. And, yeah, I get off work at 11 tonight. But hey, s'all good.
s'ok: It's OK.
Example: When Joe-Bob apologized for missing Bob-Joe's birthday, Bob-Joe just said, S'ok.
S'sup: A greeting, like S'up, but cooler.
Example: S'sup. What's new?
s'truth: Australian exclamation of surprise or disgust.
Example: S'truth, she's hot!
s'up: Short version of What's up? Usually stated forcefully, not with an inflected, questioning final syllable.
Example: Yo, bro, s'up!
S-cubed: S^3, from Skanky Sea Smell, something that reminds you of that unsavoury aroma created by a beach full of kelp and dead fish.
Example: No way am I eating this this paella-it's S-cubed.
S-L-easy: Easily sleazy.
Example: A: Seeya later, I'm going to the pub. B: Take it S-L-easy!
S.E.P. Field: From Douglas Adams' _Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy._ Phenomon in books andmovies where the populace at large completely ignores something strange and otherwise very noticeable, because it's only of concern to the main characters.
Example: Fan1: There's a giant BAT flying above New York! Nobody noticed?
Fan2: SEP Field.
s/he: Way to refer to a person of unknown gender, formerly he/she.
Example: If s/he wants to become a firefighter, then s/he must be able to lift 150 lbs. without assistance.
s2: Brown-eyed, sweet, cute, hot chick that lives in, oh yeah! Canada.
Men have been known to go 5000 miles to see an s2.
Example: Let's head up to Ontario this weekend to check out some s2.
Mark, now that sounds like a plan!
sabi yo: A greeting using sabi as a variation of the popular wasabiand yo
as the general term for the person being greeted.
A handshake usually follows.
Example: Friend walks into room: Penguinn, sabi yo?
sacagrub: Dental floss, toothpick, something that removes food particles from teeth.
Example: As she finished her meal she asked the waitress for a sacagrub so she wouldn't have to brush her teeth.
Sack Up: To gain bravery, or be outgoing in manner. Frequently used in the Army.
Example: Private Wilkinson, you had best sack up and jump out of this airplane.
sacred pig: Used in place of holy cow!
Example: Sacred pig, Sarah! You can't play Nintendo at all.
sacrelicious: Really good, but also really evil. Homer uses it a bunch on The Simpsons.
Example: Mmmm, that hedonistic pagan girl is sacrelicious. (drool) OR
Getting drunk from communion wine in church because it tastes really good and goes well
with the crackers is a perfect example of being sacrelicious.
Saddict: Sad addict. Used mainly to describe someones slavish adherance to pop fashion or music.
Example: A: Look at him. Wearing dungarees and dancing to N-Sync.
B: What a saddict.
safe (!): An agreement; used in place of OK or Sounds good.
Example: John: do you want to go to the movies today?
Mary: Safe! I'll be there.
Safety: An unfinished cigarette that is purposely extinguished so it can be saved and re-lit later on.
Sometimes they will end up saving the day for you (hence the name safety) when you're out of cigs and craving like a madman.
Example: I'm smoked out. I'm makin' a safety.
safety: Warning to others nearby that you expect to flatulate.
Example: Safety.....PPBBppbbpppbbbpffff.
saffronious: Hard to get, over-priced, over-rated, and completely unnecessary.
Example: I finally found that Neil Sadaka demo tape on Ebay...it's saffronious.
safisterated: Someone pretending to have etiquette.
Example: Jim: I need some tissue.
Bob: Use your shirt.
Jim: That's gross, what if someone sees it?
Bob: Not if it's on the inside.
Jim: Oh yeah, Bob, you're real safisterated.
Safstrom-Phillips Non-Constant: When faced with a complicated equation that persistently refuses to work out,
merely multiply whatever answer you do have by the Safstrom-Phillips Non-Constant--
which is just a good name for the day's expected top temperature.
Example: This equation won't work out.
I'll just mulitply it by the Safstrom-Phillips Non-Constant and use whatever I get.
sag aloo: To be very annoyed, often due to a trivial matter. (sometimes followed by Have you got one on you?)
Example: You've got egg on the telly. Sag alooooooo!
sageual: strange but cool
Example: that shirt is so sageual.
sagilent: Smart or sensible
Example: My, those are sagilent shoes you're wearing today.
sailor!: Used when someone speaks to you in a tone that could be mistaken for a double entantre. Usually followed with the reply Captin!
Example: Do you want me to give it to you? Sailor!
sakath: too good,amazing
Example: Your dressing sense is sakath.
salad dodger: An obese person.
Example: What does she look like? Well, she's a bit of a salad dodger.
salad garbage: All the vegetables other than lettuce included in a salad.
Example: This salad has carrot and celery and lots of other salad garbage.
Salada: See you later.
Example: Well guys, I guess I'll salada
sall: It's and all, as commonly slurred together.
Example: Don't worry. Sall right.
sally: Wimp
Example: Don't be a sally
salt: An insult for when someone does something stupid or dumb. Also said when someone is wrong. Can be used in many situations where someone is or should be humiliated or embarrassed by what she did. l, celax17
Example: Salt. Your fault. You simply fell off your chair, Chris. No one else had anything to do with it. It was gravity and your own stupidity that caused it. Gonna' hit someone for that, too? Typical response.
salt: Shortened slang for assault. used as an explanation of disgust.
Example: When someone's ass in in your face. eg. 'ahhh! salt! point that thing somewhere else!'
Salt: Persons, male or female, who happen to interfere with someone else picking-up one of the opposite sex--the object. They can, but are not limited to, being salt if they really suck, or by flat out being a dork (which results in that dorkiness reflecting on you in an unfavorable manner),
or they can be tactless and say something stupid that offends the object, or they can perhaps be a friend of a friend of a girlfriend--which could obviously be detrimental to the game in play.
Example: I don't want Chris to come with us. He is nothing but salt. OR If perhaps your buddy walks up and says anything dumb while you are talking to a lady. After she is gone you can point to him, shake your head, and say, Salt, thereby referring to his salty behavior and calling him salt.
salty: Feeling shame from being beaten or overtaken in an embarassing manner.
Example: He felt salty after I schooled him in Quake.
Salty: A slang word for something heavy in weight. Used mostly in the Lancaster County area of PA.
Example: Make sure that you lift with your legs, because that box is mighty salty.
same difference: 1. Although not identical, they are very similar. 2. Difference between the two is not much.
Example: A. It's violet, not purple! B. Oh, same difference.
sammich: Sandwich.
Example: I'm gonna eat me a sammich.
sampledelic or sampledelia: Created via use of sampling or a sampler (audio: MPC 2000). Also refers to Photoshop era that we live in, the sampledelic era. Anything that has to to with repurposing data, recontextualizing something for a completely different purpose.
Example: The composition of hip-hop music is a prime example of sampledelia
san frantastic: 1. What you say when you realize that San Francisco is great.
2. Something that would be considered good in San Francisco.
Example: 1. I've had so much Chinese food and seen so many gay bars, it's san frantastic!
2. That shirt is pretty san frantastic.
Sancho: Referring to people who believe they are better than everyone else. From the name of a character in Orgasmo.
Example: Sancho over there has been screening guests since he got here.
He tried to turn away my best friend because her hair wasn't good enough.
sancho/a: Spanish slang for boyfiend, girlfriend, or honey.
Example: I saw my Sancho at Lorraine's party.
sand clock, sand timer: Hourglass. (Alec is four.)
Example: Look at that sand clock up there.... It's not flat. How are you going to put it in the dictionary?....Can you get the sand clock down from there? Can I have a chocolate mint? Thank you. I love chocolate mints.
sandor: To consume food or beverages to the exclusion of others. Hog, bogart, pig-out.
Example: Alan sandored the nachos.
sandro: Anything short
Example: I never expected the line to be this sandro.
sandwich girl: A super-skinny girl who looks like she hasn't eaten in weeks. She needs a sandwich.
Example: Joe talks about how he's all about body acceptance and real women, but all he ever dates is sandwich girls.
sangwich: A sandwich in Mexico.
Example: There ain't enough salsa on my sangwich.
Sanies: Supersane people, who upon closer study, may in fact prove to be insane.
Example: Can you believe all the bloody Sanies out Christmas shopping today?
sanks: Thanks. Must be said with enthusiasm and drawn out in a musical and happy sounding way.
Example: Saannnks for the pony, Aunt Dorothy.
sans: Without.
Example: I enjoy black coffee sans sugar and cream.
sansipent: The relief of knowing a Bjork song so well that you can play it in your head from start to finish.
Example: Girl: (Humming final notes of Joga.)
Boy: How you doin'?
Girl: Feelin' sansipent.
Santa Paws: The mythical figure who brings toys to all the ugly children of the world.
Example: Oooh that guy is scoping you.
Yeah, I know he's putting me on his list for Santa Paws.
sap: A person who believes anything he's told.
Example: I told that guy I would give him $100,000. He believed me. What a sap.
sappa: Can be any part of speech. Used especially when you can't remember a specific word. (See also: crombie, nik, vah.)
Example: Cripes, left my sappa at home. I'll have to go back. Won't go anywhere without my sappa.
sarcacism, sarcacistic: the noun and adjective for someone who is sarcastic and critical(criticism) at the same time
Example: He was filled with sarcacism when he heard about that idea. He was sarcacistic.
sarcasimistically: well, it's prettty much another way of decribing how someone is saying something.
Example: Could you not speak so sarcasimistically?
Sarcasm Mop: Used in reference to someone using too much sarcasm--dripping it all over.
Example: Jason ranted for ten minutes on how much he *loves* ingrown toenails. Someone hand him the sarcasm mop. Please.
sarcasmic: Deliciously sarcastic.
Example: Beth destroyed her debate opponent with an elegant, sarcasmic wit.
Sarcastascism: a particularly nasty sarcastic remark.
Example: Be careful of Dana, her sarcastascisms have been known to induce fainting.
sarcastibitch, sarcastabitch: Person who gets in the last remark, and it's usually sarcastic.
Ryan (alpha_male76@hotmail.com) says it refers to a someone who is making a rude, hurtful, and sacastic comment.
Made popular by _The Drew Carey Show_.
Example: I shot the ball and it hit the rim. Then Brittany says, Nice shot, ya loser. So I called her a sarcastibitch.
sarcasticate: To make sarcastic remarks.
Example: Realscott.com is a very cool site. Well, I really shouldn't sarcasticate.
sarcasticurse: Putting a curse on someone by sarcastically complimenting them.
Example: My tee shot was going to make it over the pond until my opponent sarcasticursed me, It's going to make it! At that point it took a dive and went right in.
sarcastify: To create a sarcastic person by imposing your sarcasm on that person so much.
Example: After months of sharp (and only rarely witty) criticism from Alan, Lisa decided to fight back in kind.
Alan had finally managed to sarcastify Lisa.
sarcaustic: Sarcasm that is especially biting. A combination of the words sarcastic and caustic.
Example: She found his response beyond sarcastic; it was sarcaustic.
sarcestion: Sarcastic inquiry made without expecting an answer.
Example: I asked him a sarcestion and he actually gave me an answer.
sarchasm: The gulf that exists between the author and his sarcastic wit and the reader who doesn't get it. (From the Washington Post Style Invitational, 1999)
Example: There's usually a significant sarchasm between George Orwell and the high school senior assigned to read _Animal Farm_.
sarcomedy: Sarcasm without the viscious intent, played purely for laughs.
Example: Some thought that Grant was a real jerk,
but those of us who knew him best realized his caustic remarks
were nothing more than his attempts at sarcomedy.
sarcoustic: the deliberate playing of obtuse or ridiculous records or sounds in a d.j. set
Example: the birdy song- drill and bass remix?,
oh you are just being sarcoustic now.
sarf: (n) A freeloader. (v) To sponge or freeload.
Example: Jon's a sarf. He's always sponging off (or, sarfing from) someone.
sarong: What is wrong?
Example: You don't look happy today. Sarong with you?
sasquatch: An indescribable colour made up of all colours
Example: Let's paint the town sasquatch.
sassitude: an obvios combination of 'sassy' and attitude.
Example: I felt full of sassitude wearing my new snazzy boots.
sassooning: The action of catching fish (or underwater barbers) with clumps of hair as bait. From Sir Henry of Rawlinson's End by Vivian Stanshall.
Example: Right, I'm going sassooning.
sassy tuna: (n) someone who is being exceptionally flirty, jaunty, or stylish.
Example: 'Jane just patted my butt! She's one sassy tuna!'
satch: To do something with exceptional skill and speed.
Example: Their star player can really satch with a basketball.
satisfictitious: The state of false satisfaction.
Example: Her satisfictitious life led her to an obvious suicide.
satisinpain: 'Satisfaction in pain.' The practice of psychological masochism.
Example: He doesn't want to be cheered up. He just wants to be alone with his satisinpain for awhile.
saturdish: About Saturday.
Example: I'll be home saturdish.
Saturnight: Saturday night. Monight, Tuesnight, Wednesnight, Thursnight, Frinight, and Sunight.
Example: I'll see Fight Club with you on Saturnight.
sausage overload: Said to be unfavorable. Occurs on a Saturday night when you and your two cronies just add to the non-existing girl-guy party ratio.
Example: After a brief observation, Karl discreetly brings to Anthony's attention that the party is supporting a major sausage overload.
sausage party: A social gathering where the ratio of men to women is extremely high.
Example: Let's get outta this place. It's just one big sausage party.
saux: Sawks. A pair of filthy, usually very old, socks.
Example: Throw those saux away. I just bought a couple of new pairs.
Save me, Jebus!: From _The Simpsons_. Figurative sarcasm--to tremble in your boots.
Example: Oooh! You're gonna tell on me? I'm sooo scared. Save me, Jebus!
sawbuck: Ten dollar bill.
Example: Zak owes me a sawbuck.
sawbuck: A ten dollar bill. [A double sawbuck is a twenty. Read Dashiell Hammett or Raymond Chandler to see fin, sawbuck, and double sawbuck in action.]
Example: The cost to get into the club has gone up to a sawbuck now.
sawinlogs: a much needed nap or sleep
Example: I was out til 5 a.m. and was sawinlogs til 3 this afternoon.
sazy: Crazy and sane, almost at the same time.
Example: You're acting sazy today. One minute you're wild, the next you're acting civilised.
scab: Stuck-up, snotty, disagreeable, worthless, etc.
Example: Don't act that way, you're being a scab.
scaboobanickel: A trophy.
Example: I got a scaboobanickel when I won the state championships.
scadafah: Oh, well.
Example: Scadafah it's raining again.
scaddadle: Go, leave.
Example: I better scaddadle. I'll talk to ya soon.
Scallage: The layer of grime that is found on a night club or pub floor made up of any number of different substances.
Example: My trousers are a mess, I've been sitting in scallage all night.
scam-city: Similar to scams many cities pull on their captive citizens; a legalized rip-off.
Example: That government place where he worked was just another scam-city.
scambler: Somebody who scams...
Example: Chris is really a scambler, not inviting Charlotte to Adventure Landing, but making sure that Caitlyn was going.
scamel: A very scandalous person. Derived from scandal.
Example: Don't touch me there, you scamel!
scampaign: To methodically and systematically pick up a member of the opposite sex, combining campaigning and scamming.
Example: Hey, let's start our scampaigns early tonight.
scan-master: Someone who is the epitome of weird.
Example: Bob is so strange. He's a total scan-master.
scandafungitis: Inability to follow instructions no matter how simple.
Example: She's got scandafungitis. I asked her to file the papers in alphabetical order and she arranged them chronologically.
scandalicious: Scandal + delicious. To describe an event or gossip that you can't wait to repeat to someone else.
Example: Did you hear? Mary got caught having sex in the copier room. Oooh, how scandalicious!
scandalocity: The quality of being scandalous or vile.
Example: Of a person riding in a car with really loud and bad music, She is rank with an air of scandalocity.
scandocious: When something is so ultra-scandalous it causes you to exclaim it in a gnarly 80s Valley Girl accent;
often used in context of theme party name or directly following the words Sooo or Oooh.
Example: The Mexican Scandocious Party began with gold tequila, orange and cinnamon body shots
and ended with rampant rounds of spin-the-bottle and streaking through the park. Oooh, scandocious.
scanny: something bad, weird, or out of place.
Example: I can't believe Bob said that, it was so scanny.
scanny, scans: Geek-speak for something weird or strange. Maybe originating from the movie _Scanners_.
Example: Have you ever played Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon and watched _Wizard of Oz_ at the same time?
It's scanny.
The other day, my roommate flipped out 'cause I left a piece of toast on the table ... he kept raving about toast sweat ... that just scans.
scanvergenation: Used if someone is about to scan something
Example: I'm just on the scanvergenation.
scarf: To wolf down food, to eat ravenously
Example: I scarfed down the pizza in 5 minutes.
scarf, scarfing: Scarf: Noun. Used in the pizza delivery business. 1. A delivery driver who recognizes a particular customer address which is known to give a good tip (gratuity) to the delivery driver, and steals that delivery run from the driver to whom it belongs.
2. One who steals runs just so he will have more deliveries (thus, more money at the end of the night).
Scarf: Verb. to steal delivery runs
Scarfing: The act of stealing runs
Scarfer: One who scarfs.
Example: You've got to watch Chris--he'll scarf your runs.
There goes Bill, scarfing another run!
scariot: Someone who is a traitor.
Example: I can't believe that Alex switched sides on us.How could he be such a scariot?
scarpie: Someone who is of low economic and social standing, trailer trash.
Example: No matter how much he spends, Chris will never be any better than a scarpie.
scatillogical: Combination of scatterbrained and logic: the use incohesive or random logic to explain something.
Example: It was difficult to follow your letter because it was so scatillogical.
scatty: Crazy, freaky, grubby. Usually used to describe punks or skinheads.
Example: Those scatty kids are protesting something again.
scazed: to be seriously crazed in a good or bad way.
Example: 1. I'm scazed about that new dvd release. 2. The boss is scazed if she thinks we can get that project done in one hour.
scene: Exclamation of joy, amazement, or said when everything is going well
Example: I just got a promotion. Scene!
scenewhore: A person, generally a female, who you find to be at most social gatherings, usually just sitting around.
Example: Q: Why is she here? She doesn't say anything?
A: Oh, don't worry about her, she's just a scenewhore.
scenzarly: Good, gnarly.
Example: Did you see that scenzarly 180 on the kirb?
Sceptacemia: The condition where being sceptical gets into your blood.
Example: He's got really bad sceptacemia, He just won't accept anything anyone says.
scheisty: The act of being introverted and secretive amongst others, especially on matters of extreme sensitivity.
Example: I tried to ask him where he was last night, but he was being so scheisty about it.
schiakwerker: Shi-yaak-wehr-kehr. One who values a piece of garbage very highly. Almost obsessed with it.
Example: That schiakwerker's been carrying that banana peel for days. Doesn't he know it'll just rot?
schilled: taking a spill on your bike in the winter
Example: I schilled on the way to school, man.
sching *sparkle sparkle*: The common occurence of a dinging sound accompanied by a brief flash of light, often found in cheesy commercials.
Example: The model, with a pronounced smile, held the Arm and Hammer Wipes and drew her flat, upturned right hand from left to right under the bottom of the box. Simultaneously, there was a sching *sparkle sparkle* emanating from her blinding white teeth.
schlitzy: Drunk.
Example: Give me the keys, Jimmy. You're too schlitzy to drive.
schlockjob (verb): To advertise a job opening as one thing or to have one set of requirements--only for the applicant to find out the job is nowhere like what was described on the internet or in the newspaper.
Example: Bobbi soon found out that she had been schlockjobbed
the moment she began talking to the alien-like human resources person.
schlocky: To look shabbily or to do a shabby job on something.
Example: Your boss really did a schlocky job on that report.
OR
My husband does a schlocky job when he does the dishes.
OR
Why don't you get up a little earlier in the morning? You always look so schlocky when you come to work.
schloo: Someone who will say or do something stupid, or not realise the obvious.
Example: You're such a schloo.
schlorka: Expression to be used in place of something inappropriate or embarassing.
Example: Went back to my room for a little schlorka.
schmancy: From fancy, schmancy. Very fancy, ornate--much fancier than you're accustomed to.
Example: Let's not go to La Snooterie. That place is just too schmancy for words.
schmangled: To be completely and utterely smashed due to the mass consumption of alcohol
Example: I was absolutely schmangled.
schmca: used when asking why
Example: person one: lets go eat a garden hose person two: schmca would we do that?
schmear: The amount of mayo and or mustard the deli puts on your sandwich
Example: If you like mustard be sure to request more than a schmear on your sandwich.
schmeckle: a goofy and silly type person
Example: ex. you big schmeckle head
schmeep: It's used as a replacement for a swear. Usually usued when an adult is around or you cannot use profanity. Variation: Smeep
Example: Argh. Schmeep Devin for schmeeping my schmeeping keyboard!
schmeg: The last, stale bit of beer left in a can or bottle--usually backwash.
Example: Can I have a sip of your beer? Eww, it's only schmeg, take it back.
schmegegke: Left-over food.
Example: My friend's refrigerator is always full of his mom's disgusting schmegegkes.
Schmegma: An intrusive mass of something on ones skin.
Example: When waking up one may have some Schmegma in the corner of their eye.
schmick: Cool, great, awesome, etc. A way to express your approval.
Example: Very schmick, Mike.
schmingle: Schmooze + mingle. What sales reps do at parties instead of enjoying themselves.
Example: I tried to enjoy myself, but my date spent the entire evening schmingling with the club owners.
schminke: Funky, cool, great.
Note: Pronunciation is shming-key
Example: That new shirt you're wearing is completely schminke!
schmoodlapp: a danglish word (combination of german and english) used often at method - a total idiot/dolt
Example: hey, rico, do not be such a schmoodlapp always use the damn grid and the ever so friendly yet modern font helvetica
schmook: To get gunk, like a nose print, on someone's glasses.
Example: Watch out when you kiss me. You always schmook up my glasses!
Schmoolie Day: A religious holiday not observed by most people, but is taken as a day off by a select few.
Example: Where's Carl? He's not in his office.
He's not coming in, it's a Schmoolie Day.
schmoopie: Unbearably cute, intentionally disgusting pet name; Synonym: sweetie
Example: I love you, schmoopie!
Schmoot: Alternative to such words as crap and heck. Rhymes with put, not poot.
Example: What the schmoot happened here?
schmuck: Silly person.
Example: Chris is such a schmuck.
schmuda (pronounced schmooda): from the Yiddish. Generally, 1) any type of junk or gunk. Specifically, 2) The stuff that accumulates between the strings and the fret board by playing a guitar.
Example: You got some schmooda on your pants there...
schmudy: It's the same as study, in the bad kind of the word. Like you don't want to do it
Example: No, I'm not going for a drink, because I have to schmudy for my exams tomorrow.
schmul: A rare cheese that comes from the cattle of Upper Manhattan. Best when spread on kosher matzos.
Example: When I visited my aunt, she served schmul slices to go on my matzos.
schmutz: Unidentifiable object or group of objects - or, if known, can be a catch-all word for everything
Example: In a restaurant: Honey, you have some schmutz on your face. or eww, what's that schmutz all over the floor?
schnadle: Lumps in things that should not have lumps in them, such as gravy, pudding or cream of wheat.
Example: This gravy is full of schnadle.
schnazi: a word that derivied out of a speech team of mine...it means cool, good or to be used in a congratalatory remark.
Example: i.e. Your shirt looks schnazi with that suit. or Did you like ____? Yep it's schnazi.
schnazy: Sweet and cool.
Example: Schnazy outfit, Shorty.
schnazzlebopper: the precise name for the thing that is not a whatchamaccalit, or keys, or anything of monetary value.
Example: Where did you put the, um, what is it called...the schnazzlebopper?
schnib: Used to describe something small
Example: I need a schnib of paper for a note.
schnibbles: Small pieces of paper and lint, etc.
Example: After tearing off the paper from the spiral notebook, I got schnibbles all over my desk.
Or
Look at all the schnibbles on the ground! Pick them up!
schnitz: stuff, especially yucky stuff but not limited to the gross
Example: Hey, you've got schnitz in the corner of your left eye.
schnokkered: Incredibly drunk.
Example: Check out Adam, Dave! He's clearly schnokkered.
schnonomere: A way of describing utter disbelief at a unimaginable action or fact.
Example: Billy yelled Schnonomere! when he found out his mum was dead
Schnoodle: Dog mutt who is part Schnauzer amd part Poodle.
Example: Our Schnoodle, Kitty, is larger than a mini-Schnauzer and smaller than a standard Schnauzer, but has some characteristics of a Poodle, too.
schnozzle: Nose
Example: Ow! That frisbee hit me right on the schnozzle!
schnuftie: Decorative design element. No apparent function other than to look good.
Example: A coupla schnufties would round out the home page nicely.
school: To teach one a lesson. To beat one into submission.
Example: He schooled us all in wrestling with his superior strength.
school-made bun: Any disgusting food.
Usually bounces, and has a strange retraction property that differs it from any other element
on earth.
The *true* school-made bun is considered by some to be a rare-earth element,
and is only created under certain very specific conditions in educational facility cafeterias
throughout the world.
Example: Ick...this tofu turkey is school-made bun. Let's go get Chinese.
schoolboy: To make one look foolish by resorting to the simplest possible means.
Example: We couldn't figure out why the car wouldn't start. We changed the battery and even thought about pulling the engine...then Felipe schoolboyed us and showed us we'd used the wrong car keys.
schoolish: pertaining to the better qualities inherent in going to school: studious, zealous of learning, polite and respectful
Example: Don't be foolish, be schoolish!
schoon: adjective. ugly, disgusting, or distasteful
Example: I can't believe he just picked his nose that's so schoon.
schooned: What an individual looks like after too many schooners of beer.
Example: You look schooned.
schram: To breathe through the nose so deeply that everyone within a mile radius can hear it.
Named for a priest whose breathing you hear from the back of the chapel.
Example: Breathe through your mouth would you? I can't take any more of your schramming.
schreibtischfuhrer: An expression of disbelief, anger, or dismay.
Example: When Bob found out he got ripped off for his computer, he muttered Schreibtischfuhrer.
schritzen: To frollick merrily in fields of daises or any alternative flower depending on the season
Example:
schtuck: Stuck.
Example: My foot got schtuck in the escalator yesterday.
schube: Acting so stupidly so as to be accused of being brain damaged.
Example: Did you see that guy just walk into the door jam? What a schube!
Schufosi: A derogatory term used by Formula One fans to describe bandwagon Ferrari Fans.
Historically used to describe Michael Schumacher fans.
Example: The Schufosi went wild as the Ferrari driver won the race.
schultzie: A piece of food stuck in your teeth or a booger hanging out of your nose.
Example: After eating, Hey, do I have a schultzie?
Schumi Army: The Schumi Army are the legion of largely German Michael Schumacher fans. They are not unlike a huge beer-swilling army.
Example: Wherever Schumi goes, the Schumi Army goes, too.
Schwaked Chair: A chair with uneven legs. When you sit in one, you rock from side to side
Example: I really hate this schwaked chair!
schwangdoodle: An unidentifiable object; something for which the proper name escapes you, as a tool.
Example: Hand me that schwangdoodle over there, would you?
Schwarzeneggerian: Possessing a massive or bodybuilder's physique.
Example: The criminal was Schwarzeneggarian in stature.
schway: Used to describe something for which one has a strong affinity.
Example: That is one schway babe. That movie was schway cool.
schway: Used by skaters and surfers in reference to something that is awesomely cool.
Example: That switch 360 hardflip over that 12 stair set was schway.
schwee: The collection of dust that gathers in your mouse. It must be removed from the rolling track ball to make the mouse function smoothly.
Example: I removed the schwee from my mouse, now I'm clicking smooth and free.
schwick: To adopt or to take as your own--generally in reference to habits, mannerisms, and elements of style or speech.
Sometimes spelled shwick.
Example: My roommate is dressing just like me--he's schwicking my whole look. He's trying to be me. Loser!
schwing: Reference to a man's physical reaction to sexual innuendo or stimulation.
Example: You should have seen his reaction to her thong - schwing!
schwit: Yet another word for pot.
Example: Do you want to do some schwit tonight
schwoogie: A road with many curves.
Example: Be careful, there is a schwoogie in the road. This is where the road schwoogies
schwoopy: Exceptionally curvy. Designed without a ruler. First official usage in Boyett's TREKS NOT TAKEN (Harper Collins).
Example: It's hard to say which is more schwoopy, Betty Page or a '69 Corvette. If you pour water on something schwoopy, it'll all run off.
science: Logic.
Example: Ed: Damn, I burned myself when I put my hand into the campfire.
Ted: Yeah, that's some science.
science project: The tupperware container in the back of the fridge that has been there so long that you have no idea what is inside and are terrified to find out.
Example: Honey, how long has this science project been back here?
scientifical: A word idiots use to sound intelligent.
Example: We found the results of the tests to be very scientifical, remarked Chester.
scipol: A scientist who rejects truth and knowledge for spin-doctoring, bad science, fake science, cooking the books, etc.--for political purposes.
Example: Many scientists turn into scipols because they are politically beholden to those who provide their funding.
scoche: A little bit. Something in a small porportion.
Example: I passed that exam by just a scoche
scodge: Disagreeable dirty substance.
Example: To friend who has dried taco sauce on his chin, You've got scodge on your chin.
scoff: To eat food
Example: Better go scoff, I'm starving.
scoffable: adj. worthy of scoffing. worthless. despicable.
Example: 'Battlefield Earth' is probably the most scoffable movie he'd seen in a long time.
scogag: A word effectively meaning morning. It was created by my eldest son 8 years ago, and is used daily by all 5 members of our immediate family.
Example: See you in the scogag. (said between all family members each night.)
scont: A word that referrs to a situation that is, from the experiencer's point of view, unfortunate. Synonym for sucks.
Example: I failed Algebra. That sconts!
scoo: A bastardization of is cool. Often pronounced doubly as scoo scoo, in emphasis of the coolness of the situation.
Example: Scoo scoo, I like it much better this way.
Scoob: 1. Deja Vu 2. Repetitiveness. Both terms derived from every Scooby Doo episode being essentially the same.
Example: And I woulda got away with it too, if it wasn't for these meddling kids and their dog Scoobing me.
Scooby: To not have a clue. To be clueless.
Example: Stop trying to impress me with your knowledge of quantum mechanics, it's obvious you haven't got a scooby.
Ex - That TV presenter's a real scooby
scooby: To take food that is not yours.
Example: Damn. John just scoobied my lunch...again.
Scooby Gang: A group of people who hang around investigating the paranormal. Popularised by Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
Example: Ooh, a demon! Should I round up the Scooby Gang?
Scoop: Trying to pick someone up at a club, concert, etc.
Example: I've been trying to scoop that girl all night.
scootch: A little bit
Example: Could you move over just a scootch?
scooterputtin: Out driving around looking for something to do
Example: Oh, he's been out scooterputtin all afternoon. He said he'd be home before dark.
scope: To check out.
Example: Hey, Walter, scope that chick with the Godzilla tattoo calf, thigh, and...well, the whole left side of her body.
scope 'n hope: v. - to scan a crowd, looking for a potential love interest.
Example: The singles retreat at my church was spiritually uplifting -- and a major scope 'n hope!
scopeage: A hot girl or guy.
Example: Hey, scopeage behind us.
scordology: Words that foul up a friendly conversation.
Example: Clark is using scordology.
score: Synonym for the overused cool and awesome.
Example: Score! I got tickets to the concert. OR This is really score. I can't believe I passed the test.
Scorpy: A fairly large furry scorpion.
They tend to be very perverted, willing to grab at people even while going through ritual pain.
Scorpies also usually command giant starships and huge confederate empires.
Scorpies also tend to assault people for absolutely no apparant reason, eat explosives, and are immortal.
Be very afraid.
Example: Next thing I knew, the scorpy snatched my lunch box from my hands and ate my lunch. I hate scorpies.
Scoundrelous: Adjective of acting like a Scoundrel. There aren't enough Scoundrels in your life. Han Solo
Example: His behavior with the ladies is simply scoundrelous.
scouser: Anyone born or currently living in Liverpool, England.
Example: Most of the scousers gathered before the big football game at the Bull & Cock Pub in Stanley Park.
scoyner: A self-aware square. That is, a person who is a square and knows it, but takes a sort of subdued and tense pride in her squareness.
Example: My geology teacher last semester was a real scoyner, he showed us a picture of him collecting rock samples on his honeymoon.
Scrabster: A small dog with an unfortunate habit.
Example: Poor old Lucky. He's a nice dog, but a bit of a scrabster for all that.
scrags: Clothes (rags) that are dirty.
Example: I can't believe that Amy and Charles have been living together for three months, and still sleep on a pile of scrags in the corner of a room.
scram: to drag your fingernails across someone's skin (usually their face) in an effort to inflict pain and at least leave thick pink weals. not quite the same as to scratch. tended to be a schoolkid thing.
Example: miss miss! tell her, she scrammed me!
scramblewedge: Hurrying to do something you don't really have time to do.
Example: Sorry, can't do. I still need to scramblewedge a grocery run before my last appointment.
Scran: Slang for food, a snack, nosh.
Example: Man, am I hungry, who's up for some srcan?
Scrankins: The stale cereal in the bottom of the box that someone is forced to eat before a fresh box may be opened.
Example: Do I have to eat the cornflake scrankins again?
scrapper: A real fighter, a battler. Someone who battles hard to make her point known.
Example: She's a real scrapper.
scratch: Money.
Example: How much scratch you make with your new burger-flippin' job?
scrave: To scrave. A desire beyond words, for a sort of super craving.
So urgent that one would do just about anything to obtain the object of desire.
Example: I am scraving some Mountain Dew. I may have to stop coding if I don't get some right away.
Screamer: An extremely embarrassing moment which causes you to scream into your pillow at night. Usually occurs when all of a sudden you become painfully aware that you are humiliated by something you have said or done.
Example: Sarah had a screamer last night when she remembered falling down flat on her face at the club, right in front of a some cute guys she knew.
screengenes: Genetic predisposition to be a couch potato.
Example: His constant channel surfing while eating and drinking on the couch suggest screengenes.
Screensaver mode: having a glazed look in your eyes as you perform your daily tasks
Example: Vito was in Screensaver mode after his heavy lunch.
screentan: Unhealthy skin color, characteristic of persons who spend all summer inside, in front of a computer monitor.
Also see geek, nerd, millionaire.
Example: Dood! Nice screentan! Howzabout we go out in the non-virtual world for a burger or something?
Screw-ching: A word used to mean messed up, distorted, beat up, or otherwise changed negativly.
Example: 1. Matt, give that back now or Joel's gonna screw-ching you.
2. What a lie! Nah, only screw-chinged the truth a bit.
screwed-up-pinky sindrome: Syndrome where the pinky finger protrudes from the hand at a 45 degree angle
Example: I'm glad I don't have screwed-up-pinky sindrome
screwgie: The act of being ripped off; may be used with another word to denote property
Example: He gave me the screwgie. I got the ride screwgie (I didn't get a ride).
Screwish: A nationality: Half Scottish / Half Jewish
Example: Yo, did you check out that Screwish kid? He's got tha guilt and tha kilt!
screwt: Square root.
Example: The screwt of 12845056 is exactly 3584.
screwtinization: When they dig through the minutiae of your life in order to get you for something.
Example: She was a great candidate for the Supreme Court until she was screwtinized.
scrilla: money, cold hard cash
Example: clarence had to go to the bank to get scrilla
script kiddie: Someone using a lame IRC script immaturely and annoying others with it.
Example: Some Script Kiddie is trying to flood me with his pre-fabricated useless script.
scritch: the kind of finger-scratching one does under the chin of a cat. often done on the heads of people in fandom or furry communities.
Example: Jay was scritching me for half an hour. By the time he was done I was melted into a little puddle on the floor.
Scritchy: The way a man's face feels when he hasn't shaved in over a day.
Example: While Todd was on vacation, he let his face get scritchy.
scrod: exclamation
Example: oh scrod! my mind's a blank!
scrod: Not the fish, but the past pluperfect of screw. From the old joke.
Example: Where do I get scrod in Boston?
scroffly: Describes the appearance of a teddy bear when it has been washed and hung on the line. Slightly unwell.
Example: I feel a bit scroffly today.
scrog: Midwestern slang term for copulation.
Example: I can't believe that disgusting troll is scrogging my sister.
scrolly: A really long web page that goes on forever and requires a lot of scrolling to get down
to the bottom and back up to the top.
Example: I wanted to read the articles, but it was all scrolly and my eyes were tired.
scrooby: Totally stuffed up, screwed up, shoddy.
Example: Look at that guy wearing those tight leather pants...scrooby.
scrounge: One who continually uses others for selfish material gain.
Example: That scrounge is always asking me for a favor.
scrub: A common term among fighting game players. Scrubs are players who (a. Truly have no idea how to play the game but think they do (b. Know how to play but lack any sort of skill (c. Use cheap and annoying tactics/play styles constantly. Most scrubs think th
Example: Today I went to the arcade and beat on a couple of scrubs.
Scrubtacular: (adj) For a person dressed very well, but who doesn't have a lot of money.
Example: Eric looks scrubtacular. He's pretty decked out for a man with no job or money.
Scrudy Beizer: A person who excels in either uncleanliness, laziness, or some other form of repulsive behavior.
Usually used when deriding their unsavoriness in a light-hearted fashion.
Example: Your mother? Tell the scrudy beizer to get her butt off the couch and put some clothes on.
2 Man, he's a scrudy looking beizer
Scruffmuffin (noun): An extremely attractive guy with long hair and a beard
Example: Damn, he's a total scruffmuffin!
Scrum: Very good. Sporting.
Example: You got me a present? How scrum of you.
scrumbly: A web graphic that is not optimized. A web graphic that looks crackly and is not clear.
Example: That picture is very scrumbly.
scrummy: The contraction of scrumptious and yummy.
Example: 1. The dinner was scrummy.
2. Check out the scrummy babes at the Riviera Crazy Girls show.
scrump: Generally used in a derogatory manner, it's a term for having sex--derived
from screw and hump.
Example: All he cared about was getting her back to his place and scrumping her.
Scrump-dililly-lish: Extremely pleasant in taste.
Example: These cream-pufs are scrump-dililly-lish.
scrumpdillyump: So amazing you can't define it with just one word.
Like scrumptious, delicious, unbelievable....
Example: The dinner we had was scrumpdillyump
scrumpet: an attractive person, often younger than the person using the word, possibly a bit of a tart
(similar to the yummy baked good, a crumpet, but a yummy person instead)
Example: Did you see her new boyfriend? He's a total scrumpet!
scrumple: A cross between screwed up and crumpled.
Example: That guy has had so much bad stuff happen to him he's scrumpled.
scrumpsh: Used when describing something that tastes really good. Derivative of scrumptious?
Example: That pizza was scrumpsh.
scrumtralescent: Overly awesome, more than perfect.
Example: The wine is scrumtralescent. Goes great with the chicken.
Scrumtralescent: An implausible and unimagineable form of improvement beyond perfection. Perfect at being perfect.
Example: Your prose used when composing a belittling joke about jo mama is so marvelous that it's scrumtralescent.
scrumtrulescent: Being so good it can't be expressed in words.
Example: The movie was better than great. In fact, it was scrumtrulescent.
scrunch: Act of making a flat rug more comfortable by folding orpiling into a heap or scrunchpile.
Example: Look, Bandit's scrunching his rug again.
scrunchie: Elastic hairband with decorative cloth wrapping
Example: Sara looked very 1989 with that gold lame scrunchie in her hair.
Scrunge: To crumple or twist with one's fingers.
Example: My dog likes his ears scrunged. The newspaper is all scrunged up.
Scrungrow: 1) A dirty person
2) a low life human
Example: what a scrungrow you've turned out to be! Scrungrow!
scrunkle: to snuggle up together under a blanket on a cold winter evening
Example: the two young lovers were so cold from their evening walk, that they proceeded to scrunkle up on the couch
Scrut: A cross between a Skank, and a Slut
Example: Look at that dirty Scrut
sctief: This is a nonsense acronym found in a bogus feel good survey sent out on the web.
Example: I saw the word sctief in a survey and went to psuedodictionary.com to find out if it is a word.
scubu: Taken directly from the word scrub. Is a younger brother that is also the baby of the family. If someone is an older sibling as well, they are not a scubu.
Example: Katty laughed as her scubu became confused as a dog circled him.
scud: Archery expression for an arrow which flies high and wide of the mark, missing the target entirely.
First coined by an American Naval Officer and archer in connection to the Soviet-made missle when
he observed an unsuccessful Soviet demonstration of the missle.
The weapon missed its target by a considerable margin.
The gentleman remarked What a scud!
The press was present and printed the word and it has been associated with the missle ever since.
Example: The scud is a aptly named weapon as it is notoriously inaccurate.
scuff up: To SCUFF UP is to make a major mistake. (I owe this phrase to a friend of mine called Joe.)
Example: I really scuffed up on that maths test. I bet I get an F!
scully: perfect
Example: this is so scully!
Scumiotics: The study of what makes a person, object or act scummy.
Example: Robert was very learned in the field of scumiotics. He used his knowledge of scumiotics to help him in his everyday work.
scummy: Crappy, lame, pathetic.
2.one who is happy to be scruffy in looks or personality. Not taking pride in one's self.
Example: That hobo's so scummy it's sad.
scumpy: (adj) Place, person or thing which is either dirty or scruffy.
Example: This restaurant is really scumpy. OR Geez, you are such a scump.
scunch: To move about on the elbows, dragging the back half of the body, in almost a froglike manner. This is done by both elbows at the same time, and follows with the knees a second later.
Example: The tomboyish girl decided to scunch across the living room carpet floor, thus obtaining rug burns on both her knees and elbows.
scunge: Another name for a cat.
Example: Look at that ugly, mouse-eating scunge.
scunnered: Scots slang. to be sick of something. If you are scunnered of chocolate, you are all chocolated out.
Example: Chips tonight, Bob. But ma, I'm scunnered of chips.
scuz: Excuse.
Example: Scuz me. I need to see a man about a llama.
scuzbucket: Derisive term for appearance or attitude.
Example: 1.) Did you see what that scuzbucket was wearing? 2.) Here's the revised company dress-code policy from the new scuzbucket personell director.
sd'ed: superdeformed (from anime) -- deformed/compressed in such a way as to be cute or anime-ish.
Example: The characters from Puzzlefighter are sd'ed. Sd'ed robots and cars are so cute.
Sea Monkeys: From Douglas Coupland's Microserfs. Something that seems unbelievably fun, but in the end winds up as a cruel, bitter letdown upon arrival.
Example: This new publication was expected to be groundbreaking, but in the end, it was just Sea Monkeys.
sea monster: Drunk girl that sits at the bar and talks smack about other girls.
Example: That sea monster's starin' me down.
sea wag: A wagging dog tail underwater.
Example: Rover sea wags at the beach.
sea-scratch: An itching sensation (rash) in your pants caused from sitting around in wet clothes for a long period of time.
Example: Mike was out boating all day without a change of clothes and now he has a nasty case of sea-scratch.
seagle: Seagull + eagle--a mythical bird. From Glenpool, OK, high school student's poetry.
Example: A word that rhymes with beagle? How about seagle?
seagull manager: Boss who shows up randomly, makes a lot of noise, messes up eveything...and then leaves.
Example: (name) is a seagull manager. I wish he'd just travel all the time. (Make seagull cawing noises to warn of manager's arrival.)iving
Seannery: Sean Connery. Any act that is Sean-Connery-like.
Example: Did you see Seannery on Barbara Walters?
adv.- Alan was quite Seannery at the bar last nite with the ladies.
seapig: Surfer talk for a fat chick on the beach
Example: The beach has nothing but a bunch of seapigs in bikinis today.
sebid: Worldly.
Example: Ernest hemingway was sebid.
sec-def, sec-ag, sec-com, sec-: Washington DC slang expressions for the Presidential Cabinet.
Secretary of Defence, Secretary of Agriculture, etc.
Example: This is the sec-def's second time around;
he was sec-def under President Ford as well.
seckzi: Sexy. Like hawt and ur, this is used by stupid teenage girls on the Internet who think it looks cutesy and cool.
Gains more Stupid Points than hawt, because it requires TWO extra keystrokes to produce
than to correctly spell the word. (See hawt and ur.)
Example: omg, liek justin timbrelaek is SOOOOO SECKZI!
secluse: a recluse living in seclusion
Example: he chose to live alone as a secluse
second: (noun) word meaning any amount of time at all, usually way more than desired
Example: mum: yep, i'll be off the computer in a second
(2 days later)
mum: just a few seconds....
second bestroom: the bathroom with the lest traffic in any building (whether because of location, facilities or cleanliness) where considerent people go when what they have to do could be unpleasant for others.
Example: I think I'm coming down with the flu or something -- I'd better use the second bestroom.
secret-squirrel: A designer of cryptographic code for secure computer communication.
So-called for being stereotypically male, physically-small, and twitchy.
Example: If we want genuinely secure email we need to hire a secret-squirrel.
secretary spread: An unusually wide butt, usually used in reference to a woman.
Example: He's neither a secretary nor female, but he still has secretary spread.
section eight: Adjective describing something as bad in some fashion. [ED. If I remember _M.A.S.H._ correctly, Section 8 has to do with being insane.]
Example: Denny's is section eight.
secuous: (adj.) Clever and witty in a charming fashion; handsomely eloquent
Example: Cheryl, have you spoken to Lance yet? He's so funny and secuous.
see ya!: Used to either tell someone to get out and stay out or to state that the person saying it is leaving permanently.
Example: I've had enough of your lies. See ya!
see(s): The distance one must travel. As far as you can see.
Example: The old ballfield is two sees down that road.
seedy-bags: A particular type of person given to saying or doing something of a particularly disgusting nature.
Example: Fletch, stop being so disgusting. Do you have to be such a seedy-bags all the time?
Seen: It means that something is understood, two people are in agreement or it's cool.
Example: Yo you wanna hit Turbo tonite? Seen
Seen: I understand. OK. Or just acknowledging what was said.
Example: Ted: I got my girlfriend pregnant last night.
Fred: Seen.
seesayleptic: a person who cannot resist reading movie/tv subtitles aloud even though all others present are capable of reading them
Example: His friends and family knew him to be a seesayleptic and refused to watch subtitled movies with him.
Seinfeldian: Situation that could have been part of a Seinfeld episode.
Example: The whole ordeal was so Seinfeldian.
seized: Incapacitated due to severe hangover.
Example: I'd have another one, but I can't be seized tomorrow.
selance: The feeling of relief that you get once waking from a dream that had unconquerable problems or obstacles.
Example: When Tom awoke from his dream of being fired and being forced to file bankruptcy, he felt a wave of selance wash over him.
Select Memory: Selective memory.
When a person only remembers the things that they really want to remember
as opposed to the things others want them to remember.
Example: Ok, so you didn't remember to put the dishes away,
but you were able to remember that big party in town?!
You've got the worst case of select memory I've ever seen.
selective infictionation: The illogical refusal to accept certain principles of fiction whilst accepting other, more unlikely, principles
Example: He infictionated 'Superman the Movie' by accepting the guy could fly but refusing to believe Lois Lane would never recognise him!
self-colossallating: Of size increasing by self regulation to an extent that elicits awe; getting more and more immense without regulation and on one's own power.
Example: Maria was caught in the hay with her horse-riding teacher after accidentally killing the horse that her father gave her instead of paying off the house. Clearly her luck was self-colossallating.
self-insertion: Describes a fanwork which features the author as a main character. Written to boost the author's self-esteem, rather than to present an entertaining or thought-provoking plot.
Example: Have you read his latest Sailor Moon self-insertion fanfic? That guy is desperate.
self-surfing: Surfing to your own web site to make it look more popular.
Example: His hits were down, but a couple hours of self-surfing made him look as hip as ever!
Sell: Goodbye, bye, buy or any sort of way in saying goodbye.
Example: Well I have to get going now, sell!
selling tickets: to tell a lie
Example: If some one tells a lie, it's a ticket, or you could tell them they are selling tickets.
sellist: Someone who repeatedly makes blunders. Sells out.
Example: Joe: Did ya see how Bob missed that open goal?
Jim: Yeah, he's such a sellist. Might as well set up shop in the middle of the field.
semble: that trembling, deep breath in that comes after a long time of sobbing.
Example: After crying for hours, drew in a semble.
semiconducting lube-valve: Any piece of techno-gadgetry that defies conventional description and does something that will be described with an overly generalized analogy.
Example: Ensign: What if we hooked up the semiconductiing lube-valve to the EPS conduit and reversed the polarity?
That should create just the kinda of quantum gravitation field we're looking for.
Science Officer: Oh, you mean like filling a ballon with too much air and letting it go?
Ensign: Exactly
Semiopathy: The syndrome of deriving a meaning from a sign which is not that which was originally intended.
Example: The signpainter appeared to have semiopathy when he made the lakeside warning read: Crocodiles Do Not Swim Here.
semipulchrous: Fairly beautiful, or almost beautiful.
Example: She's not bad-looking, definitely semipulchrous.
Semper-Flex: A male who is ostensibly macho to disguise the fact that he is a complete wuss.
Example: With the big show he makes of his daredevil nonsense,
Geraldo has got to be the biggest Semper-Flex out there.
semprini: 1. A multiple-use profanity.
2. A term for any body part that would otherwise be unfit for public discussion.
Example: 1. Oh, semprini! I dropped the bowling ball on my foot! 2. Oh, kiss my semprini.
senignal: description of a person who forgets to cancel their turn signal.
Example: There goes another senignal driver.
senilosopher: A combination of senile and philosopher.
Used to describe a computer that constantly sits and proccesses information for no reason at all.
Example: Mark finishes booting computer and moves mouse, causing computer to sit and think.
Dangit! I haven't even opened anything yet. Stupid senilosopher.
Senior Citizen Effect (SCE): 1. The anomaly in the space-time continuum where time dilates in direct proportion to your
distance from a Senior Citizen, slowing time as we know it to a crawl.
This effect makes one later and later for an appointment as one gets closer in proximity to a Senior Citizen.
2. The magic ability for time to appear to speed by faster as you get older,
making old age seem to zip by, however dilating time around you for everyone else.
Example: 1. I'm sorry I'm late to your wedding, I got caught by the Senior Citizens Effect when I passed by the Bingo parlor.
2. Thanks to the Senior Citizens Effect, the years when I had the dispeptic ulcer seemed to zip by quickly.
Senior Citizen Factor (SCF): The amount of time needed to account for senior citizens when trying to make an appointment.
When going through a high senior citizen density area (such as the supermarket at noon),
you must take into account the relative speed and delays propogated by senior citizens.
Example: We have to leave earlier if we take into account the Senior Citizens Factor.
senior moment: An exhibit of behavior that would typically be associated with growing older. example: forgetting your own phone number or what you were talking about in the middle of a sentence.
Example: Oh my god! I just had a senior moment!
senioritis: Behaviour characteristic of high school seniors, but can be contracted (it's like a disease) as early as middle school. Symptoms include rampant class-skipping and general apathy towards all things school-related.
Example: I won't be doing my homework tonight either. Senioritis has got me bad this year.
seniprandicapsaphobia: Fear of opening old lunch boxes.
Example: I was about to start sorting out my school bag after the holidays when I was suddenly
assailed by seniprandicapsaphobia.
senseslut: Someone who is open to any and all experiences, and enjoys each one thoroughly.
Example: Hi, my name is Ochre Orientis. I like to eat, swim, make love, and all that stuff. I'll do anything, I'm a senseslut.
sentence finishing machine: A statement or part of a statement made when a friend fuges out and doesn't finish her sentence.
Example: Bill: Last night I got a new.... (pause)
Wally: Sentence finishing machine?
SEP: Someone Else's Problem. Something you don't have to worry about, because responsibility for it belongs to someone else.
Example: A. Oh, no! There's a huge load of customers that walked into the door!
B. I've signed out and changed clothes. SEP.
sephim: Nocturnal angel. Seraphim=angel. Ra=Sun god. Seraphim-Ra=Sephim.
Example: My gorgeous gothic girlfriend is a sephim.
Seppo: American, mainly from USA. Derived from the SEParation of the USA from Great Britain.
Example: Mark is a Seppo.
serfitude: A catch-all describing both those classified under serfdom and also servitude.
Example: The peasants revolted against their terrible state of serfitude.
sernerfer: Would-be sophisticate, a snob. Used derogatively to describe someone overdressed for the occasion--or having her nose in the air.
Example: She tended to dress in a sernerfer fashion.
Servant Distance: that really awful distance when a group of people leave one person to walk behind them a good 4 meters
Example: Hey guys! what's up with this servant distance?!?
set my 'nana down: A positive response to a request or a favor, implying that in order to fulfill the request or favor you
must first put aside the banana you are eating.
Example: Hey, Roy, can I borrow your leather chaps for tonight's ice cream social?
Let me set my 'nana down.
settin' it back: describes a person who is eating rather voraciously, ie setting back the food already in their mouth, for more, before chewing it
Example: gee, that chappy must really like those flapsticks. he's settin' it back like nobody's business!
seudo-p: Adjective describing words that are fake or made up by people. Sodapea, sudapea.
Example: (While playing Scrabble.) That's not a word, it's a seudo-p.
seven four seven (747): When a conversation topic, joke, etc. goes straight over your head--
as a Boeing 747 does. Useful when you don't have a clue what's going on.
Example: I didn't get it. It was a 747 to me.
severious: severly serious
Example: this is a severious matter, damn-it.
severiously: a combo between severe and seriously....
Example: severeiously, I have no legs
sewellesque: A short, devout Mormon wrestler who almost goes pro grappling can be called sewellesque.
Example: Have you ever seen Goldberg post WWF? Hes pretty sewellesque.
sewup: The stitched seams on a teddy bear.
Example: The antique bears were in excellent condition, except for some torn sewup.
sexable: A person who is extremely sexy.
Example: That Elizabeth is one sexable chick.
sexellent: Excellent.
Example: That's sexellent! Claus exclaimed.
sexified: Getting dressed or preparing yourself to look sexy.
Example: John will be here in an hour. Let me go get sexified
sexile: To force your roommate to leave so you can have annoying, noisy sex.
Example: Andy: Jeff, why are you sleeping in the student lounge? Jeff: Got sexiled. Again.
sexpert: An expert of all things sexual.
Example: Jane is a sexpert, she knows all about it.
sexpionage: 1. To infiltrate someone's bedroom to gather information.
2. To use sex in a negative way to harm someone else's relationship.
Example: I used my best friend for sexpionage to see if my girlfriend was faithful.
sexsylum: The act of being taken in for the night after being sexiled.
Example: Can I get sexsylum in your room tonight? My roommate has his girlfriend in from out of town and I got sexiled.
sexula: A compliment to someone you think is attractive.
Example: You have vexy sexula arms. OR My word, you are very sexula!
sexy: Adjective used to describe an inanimate object that is expensive or beautiful.
Example: My girlfriend looks sexy, but I wish she'd move once in a while.
SF49: Anything that grows from small to huge very rapidly. From the growth of San Francisco in the 1849 Gold Rush from 1000 to over 100,000 people in a few months.
Example: Yahoo went SF49. Hey, Tom, if you gobble down any more of that pizza, you gonna go SF49.
sgetti: Spaghetti for the lazy--or those who can't spell.
Example: I like Italian food, especially sgetti.
Sgweet: Slang for Let's go eat
Example: It's 12 o clock! Sgweet!
sh'yeah: pronounced sh-yeah. Usually said in an awkward moment as a response to someone's comment you don't hear clearly. As in unsure agreement.
Example: Scott: I think Nikki is the total cat's pajamas.
Jimmy: sh'yeah...
sh'yeah (or sheah): An amalgam of sure and yeah (according to some--shoot + yeah). Denotes affirmative in a laid-back manner.
Example: Well, sh'yeah! I told him I'd be back by 6.
SHAAAAP: Teenager's request for others to be quiet.
Example: SHAAAAP!
Shaatz!: An exclamaton to be used when one is very impressed.
Example: Shaatz! That girl was hot.
shaba: Same meaning as wow, cool, or thank you.
Example: 1. That was very shaba!
2. Did you see that website? It's shaba.
3. Shaba very much.
Shabam: awesome, cool, that rocks!
Example: Shabam! we won the game!
Shablamo: A word used to express extreme surprise or excitement.
Example: Man, I thought I was in for another routine day of classes, but then during science, shablamo! Pop quiz.
Shaboose: To take something from someone when they have asked you if you want some before going to get it--and you declined.
The best description is when you ask your friend I am going to get a burger and fries,
you want something? they decline, but when you return,
they take a substantial portion (more than a couple of fries).
Shabooser, shaboosee, shaboosist, shaboosing, shaboosable.
Example: If I had known you were going to shaboose my potato salad, I would have got more for you.
shabrah: Lame guys with no intelligence or agenda.
Many at college like to drink beer, conform, and screw around.
All have frosted tips, leather jackets, and turtleneck sweaters from Structure.
Tan from a can guys who like to think they're from California.
Comes from the slang Shahbrah as in Yeah brother gone to Yeah brah
then horribly mutated into Shahbrah.
Example: Let's leave. This party's lame and there's too many shahbrahs here.
shack: To nail a thought or description that someone else has been explaining
Example: You just shacked that PETA argument.
shacket: A piece of clothing that is both a shirt and a jacket. Perfect for nights that are not too cold or hot.
Example: That is a nice shacket.
shackpacker: n. Someone who refuses to let go of useless possessions after moving to a new location, thus bringing all belongings with them. Also packing the shack.
Example: After Debbie pulled the brassed antlers from the box, she screamed, Tom, you shackpacked after telling me you wouldn't.
Shaddup: Slang for Shut Up
Example: Why don't you just shaddup?
shade: Pronounced shaada. German for too bad. Used sarcastically when you don't mind that you're missing out on something.
Example: Mom: I'm sorry, dear. Your orthodontist appointment was cancelled. ReplyShade.
shadow: Said when one departs a room.
Example: I gotta break. I'm shadow.
Shady: description of questionable behavior
Example: That guy on the corner is acting shady.
shady: suspicious in nature; dodgy; sketchy
Example: i don't trust my uncle with my girlfriend- he's kinda shady...
shafted: Defrauted, cheated.
Example: You gave him the money? Are you stupid? You have been shafted, mate.
Shagitude: The point at which someone enters a single-issue universe; purpose: to get themselves a shag.
Example: I think we should steer clear of her this evening. After what she said on the last press trip to Barcelona, I reckon she's in her shagitude, and shouldn't be dissuaded from her course of action; namely, nailing that nice bloke over there...
shagnasty: Someone in a particularly kinky mood.
Example: Bill was giving me the look, so I knew this shagnasty guy was waiting for action.
shagtastic: immensely good looking, generally used to describe member of opposite sex for which physical attractions exists
Example: You are looking simply shagtastic.
Shake: To leave a place (as in bounce, or roll).
Example: Let's shake and go to Taco Bell, I'm starving.
shake a tower: Take a shower.
Example: I got really dirty playing football. I'm going to go shake a tower.
shaky: meaning that someone or something is a bit strange or unreliable.
Example:
sham: 1. To look through, as in browsing or leafing through.
2. Unneccesary looking through with no final outcome.
Example: 1. So, yeah, the other day I was shamming through some old books.
2. He's such a shammer, never deciding upon one thing.
shamalamadingdong: A doo-wop term to express excitement.
Example: Shamalamadingdong, that's a cute bobbysoxer!
Shamball: A person who steals another person's idea. Cf. slimeball.
Example: Patrick stole my idea and claimed it for himself...shamball.
shambles: Something incomprehensible or in severe disarray. {No idea why we do it, but sometimes a real word, with nothing new in its description or example, will be added to the pseudodictionary.)
Example: After that kegger on Friday night, my place was a shambles.
shamblize: To wreck or make a shambles of a person, place or thing. To create disorder.
Example: After they were barred from the night club they returned and shamblized the place.
shamburger: n. a patty composed of something other than ground beef that's intended as a hamburger substitute
Example: Boca makes much better shamburgers than Garden Burger does.
shame train: The bus.
Example: My car broke down so I'm taking the shame train this week.
Shamuism: A religion based on the worship of Shamu.
Example: Shamuism is quickly becoming the religion of choice for intelligent people.
shaness: An absolutly gorgeous person. Someone who is a big turn on.
Example: She is totally shaness. OR He looks really shaness in that outfit.
shank: To badly hit a ball.
Example: Man - you shanked it way to the right!
shankity: 1. weird 2. cool
Example: That's shankity.
shantey, shanty: Generally decrepit or falling apart. Rotten. Filthy. Run-down.
Can be paired with towne to describe a place that is rotten, filthy, or run-down.
Example: Mike, your muffler is falling off your Miata. That is one shantey automobile.
ex. How long has it been since you cleaned this apartment, Rick? It's become a shantey towne...
shants: Capri pants, a mix of shorts and pants.
Example: Shants are more comfortable than pants cause you can breath,
and more comfortable than shorts cause they aren't showing off my fat thighs.
shappy: Being both shocked and happy at the same time.
Example: Yes, Mallory, when you told me you were marrying Nick, I was very shappy for you.
sharkin': Walking around a pub/night club looking to chat someone up and then get fixed up
Example: look he's sharkin' again
sharmoancinnon: A tiny blister located on the flap of skin that connects the bottom of the tongue to the bottom of the mouth.
Example: I had a great time last night, but now I've got a sharmoancinnon.
shasited: Being so incredibly excited that you can't sit still.
Example: I was totally shasited to get my CD player put into my car!
shasta: another word meaning sweet or cool
Example: Shasta! I can't believe that you got me NSYNC tickets.
shasta: An average to ugly-looking person that you'd sleep with anyway if nothing better is around.
From the cheap soft drink Shasta. You'll still drink it if there isn't anything better around.
Example: The chick that Greg took home is shasta. Must have been a slow night at the bar.
Shasta Mcnasty: Gross, nasty
Example: Eww that's nasty. Worse, Shasta McNasty....
shastic: Cool.
Example: That's shastic. Where did you get it.
Shat Fu: The sweet, sweet fighting style made famous in Star Trek,
in which you can defeat someone without actually hitting any vulnerable spots.
Example: The best Shat Fu move is the one where they clench their fists
together and bring them down over their opponent's back, crippling them instantly.
shavlong: Another name for a mullet; the hairstyle featuring a short, often spikey top with shoulder length hair in the rear, giving off that business in front, party out back feel. It's shaved and it's long.
Example: I saw this guy at the mall yesterday. You wouldn't have beleived his hair. Talk about a shavlong.
shaweee: Used during moments of extreme excitement.
Example: Shaweee! That was awesome.
shazbot: Swear word from the planet Ork.
Example: Shazbot! I'm stuck on this godawful planet.
shazzam: To cause the appearance of a genie by way of the marrying of two rings.
Example: I am in a real fix, if only I could shazzam my way out of this somehow.
sheapp: A animal, a cross between a sheep and a pooddle. Most commonly found in Huron, Michigan.
Example: The sheapp fallowed the girl untill she let it eat her shoe.
shecky: Incredibly loud, tasteless, and tacky.
Example: The golfer showed up in what had to be the sheckiest outfit I'd ever seen.
shee-han: A term for a little guy who thinks he's a bad dude, but in reality is a major dork.
Example: The guy let someone kick him in the chest, breaking his sternum. Nothing but a shee-han.
shee-shee: Snotty, uppity, upscale.
Example: We went to this totally shee-shee restraunt and it cost the two of us two bills.
sheents: Freshly cleaned sheets.
Example: I did the laundry today, so tonight I'm sleepin' on sheents. It's da bomb.
sheentz: intense craving for nicotine specifacally cigarrettes
Example: Hey Tiffany, I'm so having a sheentz, lets go outside!
sheep: Suck or bad.
Example: You sheep, Lauryn! OR Man, I did sheep on the chemistry quiz.
sheepdoggin: When one attemps to coherse a group of people into an action by gentle prodding.
Example: Everyone was so unmotivated i wound up sheepdoggin us over to the bar for wings and beer. Hey do what you want, i aint gonna sheepdog tonight. Ok who's sheepdoggin tonight?
Sheeple: A cross between sheep and people. Members of a horde of mindless followers, such as can be found at rallies, sports events, and religious gatherings.
Example: As the sheeple entered the stadium, they were herded gradually towards their seats.
sheepling: A baby sheep; a young sheep.
Example: The new sheepling gets along well with the other animals.
sheesh, Louise!: The old-fashioned phrase Oh, for crying out loud!
Example: He actually said that? Sheesh, Louise!
Sheesh-ola/olio: An expression to describe something having extra sheeshness.
Example: He actually said that to his Dad?? Sheeshola!
sheet head: A member of the KKK.
Example: My cousin in Alabama is a sheet head.
sheila: Australian Slang for a female, woman, girl, chick.
Example: There are some decent sheilas at this party, mate.
sheit: One who has had a sex change operation.
Example: After the operation, he is no longer a he or a she, but a sheit.
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