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Example: Q: You going to the bar?
A: T'hell no! I'm flat broke.
Example: I was chillin' when the T-Jones came in.
Several of us in recovery enjoy the drinks but don't like to keep using the word beer and
decided we needed a generic term of our own.
Example: Hey, Cuzzin Leon, it shore do be blazin' down again today in Texas.
I know you cain't have no beer on accounta what that judge sed, but can I offer you a T-Nab?
Example: Hey, sorry i got logged off... ..t/o
Example: see ya later, ta ta!
Example: Check out that table butt.
Example: Do your programmers live in a cube farm or a table stable
Example: Christina musta got that at Tacky 'R Us. She needs to find out where Britney shops.
Example: I'm feeling a tad tired today; I think I had a tad too much to drink last night
Example: That gerbil ramming into the brick wall is tadeusz.
Example: Look at Betty, she's landed herself a tadpole.
The saying comes from Enmore Tafe in Sydney where many design students think that upon graduation they will just walk into web design jobs.
2. A person whose expectations are far in excess of the reality of her situation.
NB not used as an insult, more in the way of pity for the unwitting.
Example: The way those guys are talking--its tafe-syndrome for sure.
Example: That taffer stole my wallet.
Example: I went to a nightclub last night for a game of tag 'n release.
Example: Be nice or I'll come over to tickle and taggle you.
community in Essex, larger than a village but not as big as a city.
Example: Shane: Are you goin' up tahn later!
Example: Hey, can I bum a tailor? These rollies are killing me.
Example: The area of the body between the anus and the genitalia is called the perineum--or the taint, because it t'aint either. OR
Taint misbehavin'? Acting up? Seek psychiatric help immediately. (email@example.com)
Example: The contractor's clients purchased $90 per square foot imported tile for their tajmahtiolet renovation.
An exceptionally well-built woman who tends to wear a lot of makeup,
expensive clothes, manicure, and hairdo.
Coined by a former resident of Tajunga, California, who claimed all women of that town looked and
dressed the part.
Example: After his divorce from a plain-Jane, Joe only dated tajungas.
Word commemorates former Formula One driver Tora Takagi.
Example: Michael knew he was having a Takagistic weekend when he spun off the road for the second time in \
Example: When Bob told me that the WTC towers were hit by hijacked terrorist airplanes, I thought he was taking the piss.
Example: Boy, there sure is some talent here tonight.
Example: there I go, talking out my mouth again.
Example: when i got talking about the being knowledgable about the rooms and compartments in the titanic, i was just talking out my ass to impress that girl.
Example: After we got to know each other over a couple of drinks, she was talkintuitive,
so I thought I'd ask her back to my place.
Example: I have a tendency to talkitate.
Example: They don't sell tallboys at American hockey stadiums anymore
as too many people were chucking them onto the ice.
Example: The pumpkin went talps when it hit the deck.
Example: She was so Tammy-Fayed she looked like a common street walker.
Example: Actually Used When I received the package, I noted no damage (or tamperage) to the case or
unit that would indicate the detector was DOA.
Example: I want to bake an apple pie but I can't find my measuring cups. I'll just have to tanch it.
Example: Look at Chris eyeballing the blonde on the dancefl oor. He's a tang-patroller extraordinaire.
Example: How'd we start talking about motorcycles? Oh, well, tangent. Anyway...
Example: The CEO got all upset because his wife opened an attachment on his laptop,
and now its bigtime Tango Uniform.
Example: We're out of gas? TANJ!
Example: Norman's new car is a freaking tank! You could almost stand up in that thing!
Example: He took off his shirt and people realised he was a tank, so they left him alone.
Example: That new movie just tanked at the box office.
How did you do on the test?
Oh man, I just Tanked.
Example: She goes tanning every day. She's tanorexic.
Old saying, but Tanstaafl as a word was popularized by the book _The Moon is a Harsh Mistress_ by
Robert A. Heinlein.
Example: A. Hey, let's go into that bar--they give away free drinks.
B. Tanstaafl, my friend ...
The food pays for the drinks. If the drinks weren't free, the food would cost half as much. No matter what, someone, somewhere pays.
Example: Oh, her tantalizational factor is about seven.
Example: Peter, you are tanwahsya.
was considered a master of the tap.
Example: Well, General, our tap has shown us exactly what we need to know in order to defeat Col. Dummkopf tomorrow.
Example: He's tappable, but not boyfriend material.
Example: I can't believe Carlos just went ahead and shaved off all his body hair--he's tapped in the head.
Someone you know you can love forever and ever.
A person who makes life seem like it's so easy.
Example: Ryan is my tar baby. He's so much like me.
Example: I caught my breath, shocked by the beautiful tarania in front of me
Refers to the movie The Four Rooms.
Example: Paul: So I was offered a new coat and $1000.
Rich: That deal is freakin' Tarantino!
Example: He was tard an' feathurd and run out of town on a rail.
Example: The tard cart must be on schedule to pick up Mongo, preventing him from wandering off.
Also known by its counterpart Tardmuffin.
Example: You spilled the beer? Tardmuffin.
Example: I'm going to Targe to get some socks--wanna come with?
Example: Joe's making a late-night run to the Targhetto for a box o' Brillo pads and some dental floss.
Example: The tarhead laughed as the wheels of his ATV crushed yet another prairie dog out of existence.
Example: Check out the new tars on his Camaro.
to look faster than it actually is.
Another ploy is to stick a massive exhaust on the car, ruining backpressure and performance,
but making a suitably quasi-macho noise.
Example: Darren had boyed up his tart box by putting neon lights on the underside. Consequently, everyone thought of him as a mental pygmy.
Example: Go on love, make us a tas.
Example: That shirt is tass.
Example: Mmmm this chao-tsu is tastamalasty!
Example: That's a tastie gold leotard your wearing.
I got myself into a tastie situation last night when I locked myself in the broom cupboard.
That's a tasty burger. (_Pulp Fiction_)
Example: You look tater-tot-olicious.
Example: Rogi, stop jumping on the tatsahfoo.
Example: We're much too eclectic to live in Taupeville.
Example: Hello?!? You're supposed to give way you taxibout-rounder.
Example: Gas tax is reaching its taximaximus.
Example: 1.Hey Jim, wanna pull a Tay on that old, rich lady who lives down the street?
2.Damn girl, you're one hell of a Tay, you just conned that guy out of his life savings!
Spanish taqueria, meaning a restaurant that specializes in tacos and other Mexican fast food.
Usually found in quaint towns, usually patronized almost exclusively by middle-class females of all ages,
usually exuding a stench of potpourri all the way out to the sidewalk.
Variations: New Age tchotchkeria, a place which sells candles, incense, statues of goddesses, meditation cushions, etc.;
and upscale tchotchekeria, where you can buy Waterford crystal collectibles, Lladro figurines, and the like. The towns of New England are simply rife with tchotchkerias.
Example: 1. I bought a clarity crystal at that New Age tchotchkeria in Harvard Square.
2. My mother wanted a lead crystal dinner bell, so I referred her to an upscale tchotchkeria in the Chestnut Hill Mall.
Example: Tchuber for you.
Example: My friend is driving to Canada this week
Wwhat car? What engine? etc.
Stop being an annoying TDW.
Meetings also turn into tea parties. Both types of tea party are intensely annoying to people who are not interested in banal conversation about offspring, holidays, and new cars.
Example: C'mon, we need to get going. Barney here has finished fixing his tyre, and there's a big black cloud over there. Break up this damn tea party.
Example: You're a total tea-cup, aren't you, Neil?
Example: You: Mr. Zafitzpatabek is a teachaphile.
Friend who sits beside you: Yeah, and why does he call her doll-face anyway?
Example: Don't get too near to Mr. Smith, he has terrible teacher breath.
Example: You know you're a teahead when you have replaced all other drinks in your diet with tea.
Example: You look team in that dress.
Example: Thanks to our teamworking skills, we were able to create the illusion of productivity.
Example: Do what, teapot?
Example: Check out that teasearasa over there.
but when you get closer you realise it's one of those bloody compact cars.
Since they are so indeed small, they are hidden by the larger cars surrounding them,
thus creating the illusion of an empty space.
Example: There's a space! There's a space! Right there. Oh, bugger, it's just a teaser.
Example: That computer controlled GPS tracker for your truck is really tech.
Example: I'll get the techknuckleheads to work on those cgi scripts right away.
Example: I opened my mouth to speak, but all that came out was a technicolor yawn.
Example: 1. You wrote the sentence in a techniqueey way that confuses me. 2. The burp sound that you created on the computer was so techniqueey.
This may be most accurately used to describe those who work all day on the computer, but have to call in the Sysop when their screen freezes.
Example: I may work for a software company, but as a secretary I am merely a techno-peasant.
In 1989, I became a Techno-Peasant when hired to do data-entry for the Federal Government.
Any unintelligible gibberish that uses more acronyms or references to system or dos than actual English.
Example: Well, your MIDI player must have caused a 404 in your DOS, which in turn corrupted your LAN and your OS.
The whole DL is pretty much ruined until we reboot the Vx. Umm could you say that without the technobabble?
Example: The state of California is trying to bridge the technochasm in many of our schools.
Example: Don't ask me how to reconnect your modem, I'm a complete technodunce.
and continually tries to baffle friends with techno talk.
Example: Peter talks all the time about internet details. Yes, he's a technogob, replied John.
Example: We technologize the operations of a mid-sized company
Example: The uuber hacker was considered a technomancer even within his own circle of friends.
Example: My wife's technosis is so bad she won't even use the electric can-opener.
Example: This place is so technotic only ravers could enjoy it.
Example: His parents would not allow him to spend his allowance on the compact retractable shoestring lacer, saying it was a technovelty that would soon end up in a drawer.
Example: They hired that techsodermist to spin their dotcom as a new idea to some investors.
Example: -Can you hear them?
-Oh yeah. I am so ted right now!
Example: You aren't really contributing anything by all that. You are just tediating me.
Those unique times that you can only experience when in your teens.
Example: Upon spotting a group of teenagers having a good time, Looks like they're having a teentastic time.
upon a new teen's 13th birthday that happens to fall on a Friday: have a teentastic weekend!
and the like; usually preceded by a person going to the bathroom and looking over to see a
naked cardboard roll where the toilet paper should be.
Example: Thanks for leaving me with no toilet paper. I had to play teepeekaboo until I
found some in the cabinet under the sink.
Example: She's headed to Betty Ford to work on achieving teetotality.
Example: He told her that the bits in the egg were pepper, even though he knew they were probably teflets.
Example: Teh money ate my dishwasher.
Example: Your baseball cards are ted.
Example: Come on, a couple shots of Tequila will do us good. No way buddy, there's a reason why they call it tekillya...
Example: Hey Bob If Mr. Big Cheese calls make sure you perform telefellatio on him
Example: Mama mama! Look at the telefires!
the person able to place her thoughts into another's mind.
Example: (adj) My friend Gavin is telekepsychic: at lunch today,
he made me think about killing the evil plant in the courtyard.
(n) I went to the telekepsychic for a tarot reading,
but she just convinced me to pay her money instead.
Example: My brother tried to use that rock as if it were telekinesium.
Even simple words are typed incorrectly because the person typing is conscious of the person
standing behind her.
Example: Fred gets telent really bad when John stands behind him. You can barely understand what he's typing.
Example: His dinner was importunately interrupted by a telepanhandler soliciting contributions for the Fraternal Order of Police.
Example: He was telepathetic. He could tell when a bear was hungry.
Example: I tell ya, son, when ol' Woz was able to beat the Telephoney and call the Vatican to wake up the Pope--for
free.... Well, that was just too groovy.
Example: I was chatting with Adam last night over AIM, and we had this telepiphany about Bil Keane
as a postmodern commentator on the post-Viet Nam American nuclear family,
surgically deconstructing the flawed ideologies that define modern existence.
Example: That project was killing us until we hired those tempons.
Example: Girl, your hair looks ten!
Example: I won the lottery! I am ten shades of excited!
Example: Hey, your ten ten is set for 12:30 tomorrow, OK?
Example: I met a girl last night at the bar. She is a tender.
Example: I could have stretched that double into a triple if I hadn't had tenderitis in my big toe.
Example: Zubin, when you do the tenderizer, it makes me laugh really hard!
Example: Barnaby's apartment is full of tendril.
Dave needs to throw away that stack of newspaper and all the other tendril he's got cluttering his patio.
Example: We had a great walk around the lake except for Bosco tenfooting me to death.
Example: This site is for people who like to tentatise.
2. The manner in which something functions or operates.
Example: Studying mortal tenue is a growing field.
Example: Every election year, candidates warn of a teotwawki if their opponents wins.
As yet, though, the world goes on.
Example: Our neighbours dog is totally teow it only goes for walks on Saturdays and refuses to go on any other day.
Example: I am gonna call Joe on the tep.
Example: Don't tell her that in the library. It's too teretsible; you'll get kicked out.
Example: I was at the cusp of defining the eternal journalist/PR problem at Soho House last night when I realised I was about to join the drunk pile in the far corner. I was near terminal verbosity.
Example: Fred can't even hold down a job sorting trash at the junk yard,. If he's not a termite, I don't know who is.
Example: I am going through a wormhole and bypassing the portion of space called
Example: His business entered in teromzar.
Example: It was not useful to be precise in listing her phobias as she has been terranoid since kindergarten.
Example: That test was terriblendous.
Example: My terribull knocked over a very expensive vase today.
Example: It was a terrid night out there, with blowing snow and wind all over
Example: Michael Howard, the leading terrortory, addressed the unfortunate attendees..
Example: I've had it with the ubiquitous tersigiveration of the postal kingdom. From now on, I'm going to do *all* of my mailing transactions by way of the mailbox.
and you not only lose the style, but your head looks abnormally large and rectangular
for the rest of the day.
Example: When I left the salon yesterday, my doo was stylin...but today I got the teshmelon.
Example: A spring testament in reading was given to assess student progress.
Example: I'm on my way to court to go testilie.
attributable to the juxtaposition of the X chromosome next to the Y chromosome.
Example: Ted's belief that if some is good, more is better was our first indication that he was suffering from testosterone poisoning.
Example: ::Thea typing at computer:: Mike: Hey, Thea. Thea: I knew that was you walking up behind me. Mike: How? Thea: You smell all testosterony.
Example: The ball spun round really fast. I thought it would tetrahedrotransmogrispinnify.
been playing for hours on end, usually diagnosed while trying to sleep.
Example: After staying up all night playing Asteroids, I had serious tetris-head -- every time I closed my eyes, I could still see the floating rocks.
Example: Luckily, Darcy was able to tetriss the moving boxes into the elevator.
Example: You paid 10 teuros for that salad? That's almost 20 marks. You've been ripped off.
Example: 1. Tfigel outside. 2. It's freakin' tfigel outside!
Example: This girl asked me if I had the time, and she was pretty hot, so I thaid, Sure, what did you have in mind?
Example: Thank the process for gummy worms.
Example: My mouth was dry from the thank-queue after walking through all those fire doors.
Example: Thank-yo for my skateboard, I wonder if it will take the weight of my Zimmer frame?
Example: Have I said thanks for the flowers or is it just thanka-vue?
Example: Check out the legs on that girl. She's got some serious thankles.
Example: Please don't throw butts or gum into the urinals. Thanx
Please keep this door closed for Health and Safety reasons.
From the book _Watership Down_ by Richard Adams.
Example: When my mother opened the door, I went tharn in fear.
Example: Thas a great idea,
Example: Billy Bob asked Jethro what he thought of his new girlfriend, to which Jethro responded, That dog'll hunt.
Example: I have to read 8 million pages by tomorrow!
That's the blow.
I went to see the Kate the other day.
I went to see the Kate the other day.
I went to see The Kate the other day.
Example: I was a good little girl and the piano fairy brought me a brand new Steinway.
Example: A. My computer keeps giving me a blue screen.
B. The computer gnomes must be chewing on your cables.
Example: And over here, we pass Taunton's very own American Embassy.
I only see the Golden Arches.
have to make place for solving problems other people made.
Example: A. Why did you not make your deadline?
B Hey, I have the anaXis feeling!
Example: Poor wee Jimmy's got the chaps.
Example: Poor wee Jimmy's got the chaps.
Example: The Company is quite likely to grow in both funding and personnel due to the events of 9-11.
Example: Did you see Dave's new car? It's the dog's.
Example: 1. Those shoes are uglier than the Doyle Owl.
2. Everbody's after Tim like he was the Doyle Owl.
Example: Guys, it's 3:30. Time to do the ESMA Shuffle for the rest of the day.
From unfunny UK comedy show, The Fast Show, which applies this bizarre logic to extreme degrees.
Example: I hate Dare To Believe. It takes The Fast Show fallacy to frighteningly misguided extremes.
ontaining the launch codes to America's nuclear arsenal. Follows the President everywhere.
Example: The person carrying the football is usually a field grade officer,
generally a major or lieutenant commander.
Contrary to myth the football is not handcuffed to the carrier.
Example: The Fromkin can only be done by the most skilled dancers.
Example: I'm taking The Grey to Calgary.
Take from the title of a Glenn Frey song. Also used on a Saturday Night Live sketch.
Example: Rich: Albert, you're screwed! You have a 12 page essay due tomorrow that you haven't started yet.
Albert: Yeah, I know. The H is O.
Example: The press has backed off the heir and the spare in the publicity wake following
Example: how did you know about that security hole? you must be in the know!
Example: The man caught me skipping class again.
Originated from a lack of description for a friend: She's got this... coolness. Weirdness. Amazingness. It's just a... a -ness!
Example: Hey, look at him! He's got The Ness.
I used to have the Ness, but I think I've lost it.
Example: _The Hobbit_ is great. Tolkein brings the Ord Mandell factor into full force.
Example: The oughts will be a decade of change.
Example: The Veep was the package for that evening so we had a relatively large detail.
Example: I heard that the PMA gave the new Blue Rodeo record 5 Stars.
Example: Has the Puzzle Palace decrypted the communications we intercepted yesterday?
Example: Dont Mess with The S
and look at it through her peripheral vision. This conveys suspicion.
Example: I was just walking down the dorm hall, and this girl I passed gave me the side eye. I guess she's suspicious of me, probably thinks I want to jump her.
Example: and zac fires one up from behind the smile... and it's good for three points!
Example: Don't cut through the park, it's gonna be the snorks.
Example: Do it now!
Example: Kate's strawberry lip gloss has the taste that rocks my face!
Example: We knew to put on safety goggles when Dad went to go get The Tool. Later, mother had to use The Tool, Part II, to buy us new bicycles.
Example: Rebound relationships satisfy the void.
Now that I broke up with my significant other, the void is consuming me.
I was with that person to fill the void. It wasn't serious
Example: Hey, Kris, look up the movie listings on the W's.
Example: 1. When playing Bond multiplayer on the N64, John would devastate the world.
2. His car was so fast that he could smoke all competitors right off the world.
Example: I called Nooge on the yellophone
Example: Hey... you got a coke? I got a bad case of the zacklies this morning.
Example: All are invited to participate in services with Rev. Sunshine and the Original Church of Theiatry.
Example: Theire she goes again, trying to help us use English properly. Don't she know? Most submitters doesn't care whether or not theire language use is sub-standard. They just want to be able to tell theire fiends they got a new word published in an online dictionary.
Example: I have three patients this afternoon, and even before lunch I have to therapize Mrs. Johnson.
Example: I drove by the office building and saw a bunch of workers having some therapy outside.
Example: Yeah, so my boyfriend just dumped me. Ah well, it's all therapy fodder...
Example: Nicky: Or time is falling away, like sand; the tighter you grasp it, the more it flows through your fingers.
Lauryn: Ooooh, there is no ass.
Example: I sunk into the hot water and felt a thermasm.
Example: During the summer, Lucy uses her thermo-dymanameter to cool off.
Example: Wotcha doin' thesarvo? Goin' to a barbie.
Example: I wicked liked that chick I met last night. She's tall with a great body, and a real cutie. She's not skinny, but not fat either ... I dunno, she's just kinda like Thick, ya know?
Example: That Flash thickbook is so crappy I couldn't learn anything from it. I fell a sleep everytime I read it.
2. Trophy girlfriend or boyfriend.
Example: Sean treats Kelli like she's nothing but a thigh ornament.
Example: That thingamabober has something stange on it.
Example: Pass me that, um, you know, that thingamajig over there...the grey one.
Example: You know...that thingamajiggereedoo.
Used when referring to ome kind of web entity including applications, procedures, etc.
Sometimes used to refer to people as a substitute for whatshisname or whatshername.
Example: I just finished building the spell check thinger for the new email publishing system.
Example: Pass me that, um, you know, that thingie over there...the blue one.
Example: Put that thing on the thing next to the thing.
Example: Wow. Thingy! I can't believe he did that.
Wanna go catch a movie?
Thingy! Let's go!
Example: You know what I mean that.....that...thingymabob!
Example: She put the thingymajigger in her purse.
Example: I was talking to...thingywhatsit last night.
2. In intense consentration.
Example: (Keth staring into thin air) Annie: Keth, you look very thinkative.
Keth: Umm. What? Sorry, I wasn't listening.
Example: John was a typical third culture kid.
Born in the Netherlands, living and going to high school in Thailand and later Egypt.
Example: I am going to sort my Excel data on a primary, a secondary and a thirddairy key
Example: I went to the mall and it was crawling with thirluts.
you when you're leaving the store or mall.
Very helpful in locating your car.
Example: Where's the car? It's parked in a this-a-way lane near that light post.
Example: I will meet you in the park this-after.
Example: What time does class start th'saft?
a sort of a slow annihilation, where values are falling to the zero point, but not under.
Example: When someone is affected by thneusis, he is unable to make a thing right.
Example: that is so freaking thom
Example: While driving to work this morning, I noticed a Thor's fist wetting the sand of Fort Lauderdale beach.
Example: Hello, folks. Today we will be experiencing rain, along with thorms.
constitute a full, complete thought.
Example: I just had a thot: if cheese is really a kind of mold, why doesn't the mold that grows on moldy cheese turn into mold-cheese?
Example: While studying existentialism, thought-knots happen often.
Example: Hurry up Pam, we're going out for a beer after work...stop typing, start thrashing.
Example: Your mom won't let you go to the concert?
That's thraxed, yo.
Example: John said he checked the threads on the tires of the school bus today
Example: Those are some nice threads.
Example: You'll find your threak next to your knife and spoon.
Example: Doan't you threapen me, young man.
Used when a person provides thier URL as their main source of contact information. Heard on MTV's _The Real World_.
Example: Instead of giving her number to him, Bunny dropped the three dubs.
Example: Another threeeightr filling up the site.
Example: he spends half his time in switzerland as a tax exile. you know, a thrillionaire.
Example: Chris is just a throbbingnerve.
Example: I went thropping yesterday and I got the cutest shirt for just $3.
Example: Let me Throw-Down this speech, and we'll go.
Example: Whew, good thing I hit that wall with throw-up. That friggin' cop is following me again.
Example: Crab's evolution is such that by 2050 they will all thrutch upright.
Example: Shyamu got thulped royally by Ramu.
Example: I wanna be thumbbody.
Example: The Thumpasorus Peoples be shaking their booty and jumping all around at the P-Funk concert.
Example: Whoodah thunk I'd be the one they picked. Or; I guess I didn't thunk it through all the way.
Example: Thurp, you know perfectly well that it was an accident.
Example: /me thwaps j0n3s with a smelly old trout
Example: Eric gave Andrea a thwedgie!
Example: Man, Jane's tiched at me 'cus I wouldn't leave her alone yesterday.
Example: I saw a guy in Starbucks this morning wearing a suit. Definitely a tie job.
Example: When the tornado came, her room was in a bad state of tifflewack. (Katabrain, that can come either before or after the tornado when young people are involved.)
Example: Henrik Larsson scored and the whole place went tiffon. OR Where the tiffon is the toilet paper?
Example: No, I'm busy On sunday,..I've got to tiffripicate
Example: The Tifosi were out in force at Monza.
Example: Their no colors dress code is tight.
Example: 1. Ed: Do you know Bill? Ted: Yeah, he and I are tight.
2. I wanted to argue with him but his logic was way too tight.
Used so much that it is now a derogatory term that is the antonym of tight. Very lame and uncool.
Example: Eric: Hey guys! Like my new flat top hair cut?! Herb: Oh yeah, that's tight.
Example: Your hat is tight.
Example: That game is complete tightnessneosity.
Example: Billy: I got the concert tickets. Matt: Tightsauce. OR That concert was tightsauce!
Example: If i could turn back tiiiaaaooommm
Example: Well that's just tiketyboo
Example: The guy lives in Timbukthree and gues who gets to pick him up?
Greek word meaning 'honor'; what you accumulate when you do something cool.
Example: Jack earned mass time with his fireworks demonstration.
Meaning: Whiling away your time.
Example: Q)What are you doing?
A) Nothing much - timepass!
All the people in the world have some form of timepass or other in the world.
Example: Your tims are off the hook.
Example: As Dave and Sue departed for their honeymoon the tincanabulation was deafening.
Example: Let's go chat up dem tings.
Example: I played ting-tang on my windchimes today after drinking some Tang.
Example: My tinje has a cd player and a tape deck.
Example: This stupid modem is tinkertoyin'again!
Example: I know he may act a little femme but he's tinky-winky--he's had a girlfriend for 8 years.
Example: Call me sometime and we'll do tinner.
Example: There's a bunch of DXM down at the tinnylund behind Mark's house.
Example: That girl is one serious tire chaser. Better bring a paper bag.
Example: Her car had so much tire plaque built up that it started to affect the steering.
Example: I've got to get some sleep--this tiredom is killing me!
Example: It is past my bedtime, thus, I am suffering from severe tiridity.
Example: Have a Tishka!, and, Tishka!
Example: I don't think a tissue-tech solution is going to solve this; the monitor is on fire.
Example: When the waitress lifted the plate off the table, the tissue that was under it tissuespanded. She liked it so much she made a game of it played it with the other waitresses.
Example: Hey, how hard is it to change the coolant in my car?
Oh, man, it's wicked tit!
Example: Carrie, you're too far away from Pete--move your chair a titch to the left.
Example: That's tite.
Example: How was the movie?
It was tits.
Example: Tittyaliens will destroy you.
Example: Look at Chris. Being a tiuffgah again. Always picking on kids--or old guys.
Example: The anchor on TechTV says, Don't worry about missing any of Steve Job's Live keynote address at
It's being TiVo'd, so you won't miss a second.
We'll be back to continue broadcasting the speech, right where he left off,
after these commercial messages.
Example: Hey, Kellie, those are some tizite shoes.
Example: Man that shirt is tizzy!
Example: It seemed logical to me, but, tja, I guess not.
1: To tell someone, that what they just said is cool.
2: To tell someone to take it easy.
3: A reply like OK.
Example: Question: Hey, Do you want to go drink? Answer: Tjalle
Example: You've got a rash on your rearend? Lovely, but that's TMI.
Example: TMI. I don't want to hear the details of your foot operation.
Word came into existence after the Democrat-controlled United States Senate voted not to confirm Robert Bork's nomination (by President George Herbert Walker Bush) for the Supreme Court.
The man held what until then had would have been considered the necessary credentials, so why wasn't his nomination confirmed?
It was certainly not because he lacked the ability, the intellect, or the qualifications.
What he lacked was likeability and a liberal bent; he definitely didn't meet the Democrats' ideological criteria: he was most avowedly a conservative judge.
Democrats during the 1980s had come to the conclusion that they would never succeed in getting laws passed that would advance their liberal agenda.
Their solution (Thought up by Harvard Law Professor Lawrence Tribe and cohorts?): use whatever means necessary to stack the United States judicial system with liberal, activist judges, judges willing to make new law through their interpretations of the laws on the books.
In order for their plan to succeed, it was necessary to hold up judicial appointments as long as possible in the hopes that a Democrat would soon be returned to the Presidency--while concurrently claiming that they were trying to keep a Republican President from stacking the court with radical conservatives so far out of the mainstream as to be a threat to the nation's very existence.
The ploy remains in use today as many of President George W. Bush's judicial nominations languish without even a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing.
God forbid that the nominees actually get to the Senate floor for a vote--most would probably be confirmed.
If you're a liberal Democrat, you may choose to believe that today's Democrats are just doing to President Bush what yesterday's Republicans did to President Clinton.
The facts and the corresponding judicial appointment statistics belie any sound basis for such a claim.
A possible result: We have virtually no criminals in the United States today--just misunderstood, downtrodden members of society--people who committed their crimes because society made them do it.
Example: Judicial nominee after judicial nominee gets borked by the Democrats.
Example: It was too cold outside wo we decided to to just couch all day.
Example: With any luck at all we'll have our liquor license next week--unless someone in the bureaucrary decides to daschle it.
Example: Kurt Cobain became a rock star, depsite being told he had no hope of making anything out of
his life. So he was the first to do a kurt.
Example: Chris did his weekly Winnie last night, fell flat on his face.
Example: It makes me droo.
Example: Next time I go egosurfing, I should be able to find my name at www. pseudodictionary.com.
Example: We must meet for lunch, to epibrate this negative forecast.
Example: Get rid of the French judge so we don't get figure-skated.
Example: And so it continues, the not so subtle plot spearheaded by my family and apparently the rest of the world is on it as well.
What plot? Don't feign innocence with me. I know you are all trying to gaslight me, to drive me crazy.
Reproduced here from a copyrighted site--or one that should be--currently without permission.
If permission to reproduce is not granted, the example will be rewritten. NG's use of gaslight as a verb is the first the editor has seen and he thought it worth recording for posterity.
Example: It's no good trying to talk to Mark, he's really got the monk on at the moment.
Example: C'mon geezers, let's nash.
We're nashing to the pub.
Example: I made my brother play the cat with a can of tuna.
Example: I knew I had been poached when I woke up to find my toes super-glued together.
Example: Are you jealous because you can't rock the Tommy Hilfiger jeans?
Example: Did you see the new Tom Cruise movie? They spielberg for everything from laundry detergent to ballpoint pens. It's worse than network television.
Example: Hey, man, can I squab a squib?
Example: Dana was dressed to the nines.
Example: Stop your whining. I spent the entire morning tippering rap albums for a Virgin Megastore.
to stop having the protection of good as represented in an angelic face in one's life.
Example: I then had my life unangeled, dull and so void.
Example: You keep that up and you can consider yourself toade.
Example: I might say the following to my husband:
If you eat the all the brownies while I'm out, consider yourself toadmeat.
Example: It's Mayor Martin, the toadpipes himself.
Example: my car blew a rod. yeh, it's toast. or, he got fired today. he's toast
Example: Joe: You goin to the club tonight?
Example: Hey, I just leveled!
Example: you're toast in the pit, you'll never beat me
Example: I wasn't drunk last night. Just slightly toasted
Example: I have the worst tobaccover you've ever seen. Smoked three packs last night. Can I bum a smoke?
Example: !cit-cot, cit-cot, cit-coT
Example: What are you doing todaily?
read a message written from the others time zone which has since changed days.
Example: By the time you read this message it will be todayyesterday.
(Paul, Garret, I know this technically violates the rules but I beg an exception in this case as
this really has become part of the American lexicon. Thanks, Stephen)
Example: Her decision to endure the painful process of bone marrow donation to save the life of
a little girl she didn't even know was a real Todd Beamer.
Example: Want my mom to make you a toe jam sandwich for lunch?
Example: He thought he'd make a cute joke about her divorce, but it turned into toe-in-cheek humor at that point.
Example: Burglars are a bunch of thieving toe-rags.
Example: If you don't shut up, I'm gonna rap ya on the toeknuckles.
Example: The tofarrence between the meanings of the two words is minor.
and other, similar things.
Example: Frank's a vegetarian, he eats that tofood all the time. He says that Tabasco sauce makes it dissolve.
Example: Oh, I've forgotten my togs! - Have you left them at home?
eating one or two every ten minutes or so.
Example: She's a toid, eats a tin a day.
Her breath was overpoweringly minty; she must be a toid.
as ?Aren?t you done yet?? and ?What are you doing? Writing a book??
Example: Back off bitch! Don?t toilet gate me; I just got here.
Example: Finding the toilet halo dispenser empty, Mary began to meticulously line the toilet seat with moist towelettes she carried in her purse just for this purpose.
some time. The female version is the hawk.
Example: Jesus, I really have to pee but that group of toilet vultures will pick my bones clean before I make it to the door.
(Man Hint: Do not offer beer to girls who are clutching themselves trying to get to the bathroom quickly.)
Example: Did you know you're out of toity papoo?
Example: I was trying to stay cool, but that Bozo tolerattled me!
Example: I found out the guy I was dating was tom jonesing.
Example: All he does is sit on his Tommy Haas.
i wished he'd get off his tommy and do some word
Example: Good night, honey - see you tomorning!
Example: Let's go shopping tomorning before we eat lunch.
Example: He's not a bad lad, just indulges in a bit of tomthumbfoolery now and again.
Example: Mary, why are you talking so funny? Mary:
I wen? oth with a tongue suppresser las? night.
Example: Wayne is tongue-deaf.
Example: So I picked up the Barbie doll and tonked him right there.
Example: He thought it was great but it seemed a bit tonychef to me.
reasons that are extremely annoying.
Example: Bob's a bit of a too hard basket case.
Example: I have to go. Toodiloo!
Example: Don't toodle around with a grizzly bear.
Example: See ya tomorrow, toodles!
Example: It hurts to brush my hair because I have so many toogies.
Example: I beat Harry in football so bad, I took him to school.
Example: That Tool isn't worth my time.
Example: (v) A. Hey, Patrick, you wanna go to the movies? Patrick: No thanks, I've gotta tool. (n) Dan the Man is cool, he's nobody's tool.
Example: Did you see that special forces soldier in the video? He was all tooled up.
uttered by very stupid or unpleasant people.
Example: Did you hear what he said? Absolutely toolacious.
Example: That guy comes to the computer lab every day just to play tetris-arena. What a toolbar!
Example: He's such a tool. No, he's far worse, that guy is a toolbox.
Example: The chocolate fudge cake was toolicious.
Example: Please toonce the mashed potatos.
Example: The renovations in the moonbar are toonifunkel.
Especially with electronics, because nothing that's electronic could actually work if it was made of toothpaste and string.
Example: Their servers are made out of toothpaste and string. They crash hourly.
Example: Zee Telefilms has just launched its Internet services so it is more vulnerable to toothy problem of getting new customers.
Example: Well, thanks for inviting me. Tootles!
Example: Cassie likes to spend her evenings tootspneing.
Example: I love Prada boots. They are top drawer.
Example: Quit using tori speak and say what you mean.
Example: A cow mating with a sheep is toriffic to behold.
Example: The guy that tried to steal my bike was tornado bait.
Example: I feel so torrible today
Example: When he didn't give me the remote control I threatened to tort him.
Example: Last night, I got totally tossed, and spent the night hugging the porcelain queen.
Example: Trent: yo.. that guy was a total cheeseball. Ally: I know he didn't even bother to clean up.. Rude..
Example: after matt finished his seventh gin and tonic, he was totally otis.
Example: I kept trying to get out of his way but I couldn't figure out that kid's totjectory. Now I've got strained peas on my pants.
Traditionally applied to women, but increasingly popularly used to describe men.
Example: Look at all the totty in this place. or That girl is top totty.
Example: Honey, must you be such a touchhole about the TV remote?
My father, from rural eastern North Carolina, has used this word as long as I can remember.
Example: Even though it has been a week since I sprained my ankle, it's still touchous.
(i.e., the North Country) and parts of Canada.
Example: My ears are freezing; I need to put on my touk.
Example: Good God, Vicica's in town from Guam and I've been touristing all week.
I somehow ended up in Times Square ten times this week when I've done my best to avoid it my
whole life. And midtown in general--friggin' midtown!
Real New Yorkers don't go to midtown unless they're paid!
Example: I don't want to fly to the Carribean in such a tourist bomber. Too many stupid people in there.
Example: There go another bunch, all kitted out in their tourist uniforms.
Example: The yuppie tourons in the red BMW made a left turn from the far right lane without signaling.
Example: Her body was so supple and tender with the perfect shape and proportions fitting the image of a Roman goddess that it could be described as tousley.
Example: Look at that girl--Puma trainers, Puma trousers, Puma top and a Puma hat. What a townie.
Example: John can't write that well. He's still just a toy.
Example: She's so...so TPT.
Example: A: Luke is so wonderful.
B: No, Luke is wonderful...track.
Example: Pat tried to make me run 30 quarters with her. What a Track Nazi.
spelling, and you use the wrong one.
Example: Lisa wrote that she had seen a John Dear tractor, instead of a John Deere tractor,
thereby committing a tractortion.
Example: The date went well, but we didn't trade oh-faces.
Example: The highway was trafficated.
Example: This man was trahugeous
Example: Robert Redford is starting to look like trail mix.
Example: He was dressed so poorly, and danced so badly, that I couldn't help but stare at him all night. I hope that train wreck didn't think I was flirting with him.
Example: My sister's trying to elope, my pet fish died, and I got fired. Basically, I've had a tramotional day.
Example: Bob doesn't trick with the real girls, he pays extra for the trannyhoes.
Example: People with narcolepsy have increased amounts of tranquilibrium in their spinal tap.
Example: Class, we're going to transfer down to room 22.
My English teacher hates when I use transition as a verb, so now it is.
[It was, anyway. Refer your English teacher to Fowler's _Modern English Usage_: It is an ancient and valuable right of the English-speaking people to turn their nouns into verbs when they are so minded. I can't locate my copy, but that's almost a quote from the entry at contact. What we need in our schools is more teachers and fewer pedants. We also need math teachers who do *not* tell their pupils, There's no such thing as minus zero. For every number a, there's a number -a such that a + (-a) = 0. If a is assigned the value zero, then -a is minus zero. Enough said.]
Example: I am going to transition well in my next English paper.
Example: My bike really flies now that I installed that transmorligronifier.
Example: Hey, you got transpo to that gig Saturday?
Example: Diana's heart sank when she realized she'd forgotten to
transpocket her lip gloss from her shorts to her suede pants.
Example: 1. Could you shut the trap? It's getting cold here.
2. Shut your trap. I don't want to hear another word from you.
Example: that physco guy? no that trapestry of a relationship is well over
Example: Sharmeica showed up at the ballgame in jeans and stiletto heels. She was so...trapputay.
Example: why do you like her? Brooke is such trash!
Example: Adrienne: How was that Pauly Shore movie you rented last night?
Example: Rob: Looks like Nick is trying to grow a mustache. Aaron: Nah, he's been cultivating that for months, it?s just a trashstash.
Example: You tratar! You said you would be loyal to this clan, tratar!
Example: As the anesthetic was started, she experienced traumoil because of her misgivings about the cosmetic procedure.
Example: Our first traunch will equal ten thousand dollars and the balance will be paid out later.
Example: When wo gears refuse to run together even though they were designed and made to run together, Their travok is fubar.
Example: That flower looks treal.
Example: I looked through the telescope and could just make out two mountaineers trebbing down the scree.
Example: I had my PalmPilot in front of me for taking notes and I Trebek'd the whole interview. No, they didn't ask anything that I couldn't answer. I went Alex Trebek and printed out all of the source code before the meeting
Example: Jennifer Lopez's songs are too treblistic
Example: Jason spends all of his time with his fellow trechys.
Example: The tredicate in front of us is driving much too slowly.
Example: Look at him, he's trying to tree every girl in here.
Example: Did you ever see that Tree Hugger who spent 2 whole years sitting on a giant redwood tree, so it wouldn't be cut down? If she had just worked those 2 years, she could have saved her money and simply bought a piece of land if she cares so much about the wilderness!
Example: I paid tree-fitty for that game.
Example: That tree-rat is like his ex, picking up one nut after another and discarding it.
This is a positive affirmation, not pejorative.
Example: I'm Trek-positive and proud of it.
Example: He sat there,just watching,while she trenched him out.
2. To be trendy.
(male equivilent) Spice boy
Example: Those Trendys are heading for the sale.
can also be used with other words: tres cool, tres good.
Example: My new computer is tres swank.
Example: Mary Anne fished in her purse, pulled out a bright pink tress-trainer, and piled her blonde curls on top of her head.
The fundamental difference between Trevs and Pikes/Pikeys is that Pikeys have attitude problems and often try to start fights by saying in an agressive tone Wa'chu lookin' at?--regardless of whether you're looking at them or not.
Generally like either pop music or garage music--really, just anything that anyone else likes because they have no powers of free
thought. A wild night out is one spent on a street corner or under a bus shelter drinking cider or Bacardi breezers. Anything else is too expensive or too alcoholic. Trevs and Pikes/Pikeys are now popping up in tops that advertise them as Moshers or Rock Chicks. They obviously are not. You don't advertise who you are. You're just who you are.
Example: Look, a bunch of Trevs and Pikes on that corner. Drinking cider. Course they are!
Example: Ooooh, be still, my heart! Look at that guy, he's a major Trevor.
In Australia they even have number plates that start with a T.
Example: He's had too much to drink. Call for a trevor mcnabb.
Example: Hey, trey, come have a look at this.
Example: I figured it out through trial and swearor
Example: She is tribbleous, like her sisters.
The trouble with tribbles is that they're tribbleous.
Example: For goodness sake, Goldstein, with a name like Aaron Shapiro how could he be anything but a tribesman?
Example: I think that girl with the bald patches is a trichster.
Example: Chris really had his old Chevy tricked up.
Example: I had to resort to trigoproctology on that test because I forgot to study.
It is the ideal death.
Your money, health, and brain are gone at about the same time.
Who wants to die with lots of money?
Who wants to live with no brain. And if you're in poor health, you may as well die.
Example: My ultimate goal would be a trimortaclaps, but very few (if any) people achieve it.
Example: Why are old ladies houses always full of trinkolettes?
Example: Sure, there's a cure for AIDS. It's called Trinoacidol.
Example: Triotheism was established in Christianity by the Council of Nicea, which declared that Jesus was a god, and later by the development of the doctrine of the Trinity.
Example: Climbing the North face was tripendicular.
Example: Missy, you are a tripface.
Example: Did you see that triple trip?
Example: tripleu dot seudodictionary dot com
2. Stoners tend to use this comment when reacting to other Stoners' stories, comments, etc.
Example: Totally trippy, Oxsana.
Example: I beat your two pairs with my trips.
Example: Little Joe was trolling the food table at the party. OR
We don't have dates for the party, but we'll be trollin' once we got there.
Example: When approaching small rural towns, he let the Corvette behind him troll for cops, thereby keeping up his ten-over-the-limit average.
Example: The trolls lurks in the ether, waiting to make their flames and assaults.
Example: Trompin' stereo, trompin' tune, simply trompin'!
2) tronning: watching something you secretly like. or secretly watching something you like.
Example: i dunno, that sharon girl isn't that attractive or anything, but she's such a tron.
last night i was tronning that spice girls video again.
Example: Bert: You have a really nice car. Ernie Troo-dat.
Example: my cousin's death has been totally troublematic for me and my family.
(Originated in the Cloudmakers Yahoo Group, www.cloudmakers.org.)
Example: (n.) Audrina posted some month-old trout to the message board today.
(v.) Audrina was telling us month-old news, so I trouted her.
a 48,000,000kT yield, b) a QM-Anti-tFr Cannon c) an explosive trout or d) CyberSnoop's wife.
2. To slap someone with a trout.
Example: tFr shot down the incoming trout with his autocannon, and the trout exploded into bits.
Example: Mary had no need for shovels; for her tiny garden a trowelette would do fine.
Example: If you're too drunk to drive home and you ain't got cab fare you should start trudging
Example: Person #1: I'll pick you up at 6:00. Person #2: True, True.
Used when agreeing with a particular statement.
Example: 1: Episode 1 really sucked.
2: True dat.
Example: When he read me the truline of the script, I knew we had our next movie.
Example: His phone began to trumble the car stereo...
Example: A good example of trumor is a stand-up comic who poked fun at the moves that seem to exist in the long routine of every male figure-skater, including the air guitar and tiptoeing across the ice.
Example: After Sept 11th, we were all trunked-out
Example: You used to get real cheap beer here, but all the trustafarians infiltrated and prices have skyrocketed.
Example: She was good with trustwords, calling him honey, darling, and dear, so he stupidly trusted her
and became easy prey for her.
Example: She charmed many by being trustwordy, but those who really knew her acknowledged
she was never trustworthy.
Example: Watch out for Chris, he's a real tryangle.
Example: His tryhard triangle is sooo last week--Craig David's shaved his off.
Example: When Jessica told me to pick up my trash, I simply kicked it out of sight and replied,
Oops. Tried my best.
Example: Give me a break, I'm tryping an email to my watermelon woman.
Example: Hey, guys. I'm going to class. TTFN.
Example: What're you doing with the bong, the squid, and those three drunk chicks?
Example: When the mayor showed up to the press conference dressed only in
black leather chaps, we laughed so hard we gave him two-knees-and-a-clap.
Example: Hey, I gotta go.... TTYL. yeah, ttyl
Example: Tori was wearing a blue, tubeless bra.
Example: As soon as Saturday soap operas roll around, my girlfriend becomes a complete tuber.
Example: I'm having an extremely bad hair day. I've a tufty the size of New Mexico that just refuses to go away.
Example: That chinese food was tuhsanie.
Example: Steve is acting like a tully today.
Example: Go to that webpage and then click select all and download to your hard drive. You tumble me?
Example: I have been tumblewacked all day
In old western films, a blowing tumblweed was used as a sign of boredom or lack of action.
When a conversation turns to silence, say Tumbleweed to break the silence and allow the conversation to continue as before.
Example: (Sam, Kerem & Ashley are engaged in a conversation that stalls.)
Sam: (says nothing)
Ashley: (says nothing)
Kerem: (says nothing)
(This uncomfortable silence can then be broken.)
Ashley: (ays nothing)
Kerem: Yeah, Sam, that was funny.
(See, the conversation is now free to continue as before.)
Example: She tumped her glass of tea.
Example: yo, you see that lowrider - that baby's Tuna!
Example: That was some tasty tuneage at the concert last night.
Example: He hummed the melody of that new boy band song, and although I hate it, I've been singing it all day: I'm a victim of tuneference!
Some fields of study you go to both (not very often though).
So we named our mate a Tuni. T=Tafe, uni=University.
Example: Phil: So you're telling me you do uni and tafe together?
Bazza: Sure am.
Phil: Did you realise that makes you a tuni?
Example: I can't believe how bad his tunkelization was on that report he sent out.
Example: I watched that three hour movie and when I stood up I got hit with some harsh tunnel vision.
Example: When I listen to Rick degrade the common man, I become aware of how tup I am,
and sometimes begin to feel insulted myself.
Example: Did you see the new girl in math class? She is a turbo hottie.
Example: Hey you turdburgler, quit blocking your own shots!
Example: No , I turned it because turnitinawayudonnacnot.hing
Example: We were kicking it and everything was straight turpentine.
Example: After a couple of nights on the turps, Ivan's ability to concentrate on his work dwindled.
Example: I slept 16 hours and woke up with turtlehead.
Example: The turtlian checked the sewers, scared about the safety of his trusty friend Martin the rat.
1. Term of endearment to a friend.
2. To get spruced up or put on deoderant or cologne.
3. a chick that catches your attention(hot chick)
4. anything that is good
5. brand name of a dollar store deoderent
Example: 1. Hey, tussy. 2. Phew I need to put on some Tussy.
Example: Look at the skirt on that girl. She is so TVMA.
Example: He started telling us about the event, but got off on a tangent about who was related to whom.
He's really bad about Twaining like that.
Example: That guy is so grossly twang.
Example: Matt, quit being a twang. The vase just fell over.
Example: Steve Earle is an example of a musician whose albums frequently twangle.
Example: Come here while I twangle your nose.
Example: Jim: Is Cambridge University in London?
Bob: No, you twank, it's in Cambridge.
Example: You have your shoes on the wrong feet, you twart.
Example: Let's tweak my Lamborghini Diablo, purchased yesterday.
Example: If you're going to be like that, go tweak somewhere else.
Example: Judging by the facial hair, the pipe clamped between his teeth, the corduroy trousers,
and the paunch, my guess is he's a tweed.
Example: The twins just celebrated their 23rd birthday but they are still tweenagers.
Example: The sausage cooked so long, all there was left was the skin and the tweezle.
Example: If a twelve o'clock flasher buys a PC, you can expect the helpdesk to go bankrupt
Example: On arriving in bed after a good party a loved one may ask groggily What time is it? To which you reply very quickly twennypasfour, even though it is 6:13 am.
Example: Bob, that computer you are using is so twentieth century.
Example: Sorry, Jill, I'm don't crossword.
Example: Check out that Cavalier, it's got twice pipes.
Example: John is gonna get the crap beat out of him twice-before-sunday.
Example: I thought my dog was dead until I saw her feet twiggle. Sweet dreams, Torrie.
Example: Dave was arguing about the superiority of 'second edition rules' with this gaggle of twinks at the Game Club yesterday.
Example: Look at that twink over there with the Mr T medallion and silver Puff Daddy parachute pants
Example: Yeah, I noticed that. too. She walked straight past me with a spring in her step; the girl was twinked.
Example: Walter represented himself as a parageek, but he was really just a twinkerer. Now my computer's even MORE broken than it was before.
Can also be used in place of fool.
Example: This is easy, why don't you get it, twinkie.
When I saw my boyfriend in the seventh grade shove a twinkie in his mouth,
I was repulsed and dumped him that afternoon.
Example: Oh my God, Claire, look at the booger hanging out of his nose; that is a major twinkie.
Example: He got a Vette for his birthday?? What a Twinky!
Example: I'd have to say red and blue are twint in my favourite colours.
Example: That piece of metal, idea or concept is twisticated; that is, it cannot be restored for reuse or salvaged. It must be scrapped.
Example: Having problems blocking that guy's moves? You're such a twitch gamer.
Example: You guys, this towel can't be our bathmat anymore. It's twitching. OR
Someone wash these dishes, they're twitching!
Example: Nearly everybody gets twitterpated in the springtime. You get weak in the knees. Your head starts to whirl. Before you know it, you're knocked for a loop! -Bambi
Example: Do you have a twizzle for this bag?
this bag's lost its twizzle
Example: She's a bitch. Damn, she's two bitches, fighting in a burlap sack.
Example: Look at her butt. It's two axehandles wide.
Example: He ain't worth two dead flies.
Example: Batman and Robin was hecka two dollah.
Example: Can I get a two four of Blue, eh?
Example: I work 24-7
Example: Julie tried to hook me up with her cousin, but she's a real two-bagger.
Example: She was two-fisted at that party, I'm surprised she made it home.
Example: Woo hoo, we won the tournament! Two-handed slap! (props to Christine at blahblahblog.com)
Example: A guy asks a girl to dance. The girl is moving from side to side, trying to dance, while the guy is trying to freak dance.
His ex-girlfriend says, What does she think she's doin', two-steppin'?
Example: Did you see that scrub they brought in to pitch in the 7th inning? He was so $200k!
Originally a screw-up of tunnel, as in to tunnel through something.
Lighthearted and can be applied to *any* situation with equal ease.
Example: That's a very twunnel shirt you're wearing.
Example: I'm going to rob the tyme machine so I can get lunch at Taco Bell.
Example: When you thrash something all quick into the address bar of your browser, then something loads and deletes what you just typed
Example: Sorry I'm late. I was stuck in an IM with a typewait situation.
Example: Ex. Why does it take two hours to plan a fifteen-minute trip to town? How typicult.
Ex. They always make these packages so hard to open. Typicult.
Example: It was so col n my ofice hat I coudn't get my fngers to type corectly. I ws suffferin fron typothermia.
Example: Most reactions to anything are typsual.
Example: Did you see that girl jack the idiot who said 'pimp slap?' Yeah, it was tyte.
Example: That was tzight, yo!
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