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Example: W'sup man?
Example: W00t! Sue owns me. Did you see how she took control of that gibson?
Example: Thanks, Mattie.
Example: They forgot to give me my garlic fries. That is wack.
Example: Watch out for the one with the funny look in her eye, I hear she's a total wackadoo.
foaming of the mouth, and embarrassing facial twitches.
Example: She turned into a wackaloon after we got married.
Example: Did you see that? He just chugged a gallon of eggnog. That is wacked.
Example: He is no longer just a hacker, he has moved on to the wacking peoples systems to bits.
Example: Did you see that moron wet her pants? She musta studied extra hard to be such a wackjob.
Example: That ghost movie was really wacktastic.
Example: Q. You going to the party tonight?
Example: He won't move, go and get the waddy.
Example: Oops, I really waffled that squirrel back there.
Especially when the source material is the opposite in nature.
Example: That Street Fighter story was way to waffy for me.
Example: We would have been here sooner but some Wafi had to be rescued.
Example: Andrew was beginning to look wafish after a few weeks of eating only noodles.
Example: Maurice, you are a complete waggot.
Example: Hey, Mike, dig that krazy wah kazoo sound.
Example: John said, Wah! when he saw his new gas bill was double that of last month.
Example: I was--like, Shut up or I'll beat your face in! Wahbam!
Example: Wahey! We're winning the game!
Example: A child is bawling loudly in the car. Somebody call the wahmbulance! Taken from Disney's movie _The Kid_.
Example: I just won a million dollars. Wahoo!
Example: You should have seen how those two guys were wailing on each other.
Example: We printed the wrong phone number on 200,000 business cards? WAJABOFU.
Example: That waldo is huge.
Example: There's Franco over by the bar. Man, that guy can sure walkenize a room.
Example: Our group made a wall because Pasty was coming.
Example: Look at Pasty, he's nothing but a wall fly.
Example: Pasty is bugging us again, the wall jumper. No wonder no one ever wants to talk to him.
Example: The man in the costume with the huge feet and the pouch was a wallaby.
Example: Where's Pete? He's out back having a good Wallace and Grommit.
Example: I'm not trying to get my MRS degree; I just want a waller buddy right now.
Example: Rather than shop for a bargain, Chris would go to one of the big stores and get a good wallet-screw.
Example: The duck rice at Four Seasons is really great.
I walloped about three plates of it, much to the horror and consternation of my friends.
Example: What a wally--he poured iced tea in the radiator.
Example: I'm headin' to the Wally Martinez, need anything?
First used to describe a substitute teacher who changed his name to William
and who looks and acts like Shakespeare.
Example: You actually did some work? Why didn't you just sign the attendance sheet, wave bye to
Wally Shakespeare and then eat Quaaludes with us?
Example: Wally Stringer let my 5 trout go! (Throws 33-cent piece of crap on the ground.)
Example: Hey, I'm going to Wally World to get some stuff, what anything?
Example: John caught a nice pike using a rig he calls his wallybobber.
Example: Mom! You already bought two whole new wardrobes, a 30 TV, six yards of fabric, an extra car battery, and a mini-microwave for everyone in your extended family. You're a walmaholic.
Example: I bought that thing last week at three in the morning and it's broken already; it's so walmart.
Example: The Walmartian was googly eyed as she said, I better go to Wal-mart to get a new rubber tree and some celery soda!
Example: You, upon dropping a hammer on your foot: GAB HOOPER! NABBAFRAk-A-BIT! Muzst Carn SHEEBAN-A-FLABBIT! Friend: Just chill out. Stop waltering and get some ice.
Example: He looks waltzy just walking down the street.
Example: That shelf is all wambly.
Example: I've been awake for three days--someone give me a wandy.
Example: I think this tea is old. It's got a wang to it.
Example: Murlin wang-chunged at Connie's party.
Example: Jason, hand me that wanger over there...
Example: The pan you just placed on the counter is wangulating.
Example: I wrecked my car. Wanklore.
Example: Vanessa, you are wanky.
Example: I wanna go to the movies on Friday.
Example: Hey, guys, look at all these cool wapers.
Example: After the WAPlash, people are questioning all forms of mobile connectivity
Example: du wappler
Example: Now, moving over to M-commerce (Mobile-commerce), we require a huge bandwidth to support WAPsite.
Example: Neil: That fathead always thinks he knows everything. Roger: Yeah, what a warblebottom...
Example: Calvin has been busy warchalking the wireless nodes, the hotspots, all over the city.
Example: No partying at the house tonight, the warden's home.
Example: I was suckered into unknowingly buying a pirated copy of Adobe Acrobat by some nefarious warewolvez.
Example: Look at all the appz this warez-puppy has.
Another meaning: to sieze a moment of notoriety...to steal the show momentarily.
Could be used for something good or bad, usually bad.
Example: He really made a warhol out of the whole situation. OR
The show was great until somebody had to get in there and pull a warhol--and he wasn't even funny.
Example: Aquila. Aw, Jon, you've got such great legs.
Example: Wow, the new iMac is warpcool.
Example: Take at look at the warpig over there.
Example: ewww I cant believe u warshed that cup
Example: Phil walked up to Mary and asked wasabi.
Example: Q. Did you divorce that jerk yet? B. Yes, he has now attained the rank of wasband.
Example: Not one of your intentions ever bore fruit, all of which identifies you as a bona fide member of the Wasgonna Nation.
Example: Steve wouldn't stop washing his vegetables so we had to ditch him.
Example: Time to take my clothes & get them washed.
Example: I sen them wasters up in that thar gum tree.
The opposite of watching a movie on DVD you've already seen, where you skip to the cool parts.
Example: Ernie. Just skip ahead to the car chase.
Bert: No way, I want to watch the scenes.
Example: Can you hand me that watchamacallit please?
Example: Ex- Whatchutalkinbout Willis?
2. May also be used to describe how when a girl has to go to the bathroom
every other girl has to go as well.
Example: God, that table has all the cute guys.
Let?s go over there and talk about white water rafting.
Ramona, you make the appropriate noises.
When they experience the waterfall effect, we?ll steal the boys.
Example: We walked into the club and there was this chick with a wattscompton out on the dance floor.
Akin to wavy, but only for use by technical-minded individuals.
Example: Woah, that sine graph is very wavular.
Example: You paid him fifty dollars for a sheet of paper?Wawongwiju?
Example: I got with Veronica Vaughn last night.
Example: Ice cream tastes way much better than sewage.
Example: Gotta go Henry, I'll catch you on the WAYback.
Example: I got stuck behind a waybacker and had to sit through the light twice.
Example: Tom is a wayne.
Example: Ej is wazoo. It must be from the Elmer's Glue.
also useful if you're not sure exactly what's going on, which is usually the case in situations of wazzard.
Example: There's some wazzard lights up ahead--must have been an accident.
Example: A: Wazzzzap! B: Wazzaaaaaaaap!!
Example: Have you seen The Weakest Link? That thing is WB13.
Example: is AOL ever fricken WEAK
Example: I can't believe he actually puked ON the cop... Ya, 2 years in prison is weak-sauce.
Example: Nathan, you're such weaksauce.
Example: That new album was smothered in weaksaus, I had to stop listening.
Example: Bob is really wearing the cheese.
implies that their fans all wear those heinous, super short, ragged cut-off jean shorts,
therefore making them a bit fruity.
Example: Gators wear jean shorts.
Example: Please put some weasels on my ice cream.
Example: Are you watching weather porn again? If you've seen one tornado, you've seen them all!
Example: I can't buy any books until I can get into my email to use the web food stamps amazon keeps sending me.
Example: He typed in brides.com and had a web-wife in less than three weeks.
Example: I got on line and immediately found the horrible Webberwok confronting me, hypnotizing me into submission.
Example: The webbie addict surfed the net for hours every day.
Example: John's on webfare now.
I'm doing webfare.
your point on any discussion forum,
with the express aim of masking the fact that you have no point at all.
Example: Mastr_Debatr's posting four consecutive URLs, linking to US trade surplus figures from 1935-1938,
during the great artechnica discussion on the ethical standpoint of Bush's war on
terrorism was classic webfuscation.
Example: Let's webify this project plan. OR Please webify this diagram.
Example: The developers neeeded to webigrate their product with the finance department.
Example: Several library reference books have free weblicates, including the CIA World Factbook and the Merck Manual.
Example: My company builds weblications for consumers to use.
Other forms include Textish/Txtish for use with mobile phones, noteish/notish when used as abbreviated short hand.
Example: I can't understand these people, they're all speaking in weblish!
Example: The site atomfilms.com displays cutting edge webmation.
Example: I just got a new job as a webmonkey for Naomi's Widget Barn.
Example: I am going to the skating rink with my webol.
Example: Waking up to the bouncing Webtv logo, because you fell asleep
Example: I didn't understand half of her e-mail. It was almost entirely in webonics.
Example: I had to webscuttle my new pages because pseudodictionary.com beat me to it.
Alt.: Pseudodictionary.com webscuttled my site.
and worthwhile sites where linking is not its primary function (such as a typical portal).
Example: I found gazm.org to be a great webstart; it links to some truly interesting sites.
Example: I followed a webtrail yesterday that took me to the gateway musiczone, a terrific site.
Example: Do you know how to find Pseudodictionary's webpage? No, but let's ask Thomas, he's a weby. (More correct, The Weby.)
Example: Come back here with my shawl and slippers, you wee naif!
Example: That is not a real mustache! You can still see his wee-wip.
Wee-woe mean river and disappointed.
Example: Alas! Wee-woe is me. The Red is brown and stinky today.
Example: Guess what? What? My dog harfed up this nasty lookin' fuzz this morning! Weebo.
when someones gut or sides rolls over the top of their pants waist band causing it to fold over
Example: i ate so much, i got a weebro.
Example: Business had to be done, but Gus was weedling around.
Example: Yeah, I had a great view. I was standing behind a bunch of weefreaks.
Example: One of those stupid weegers just shot a rubber band at me.
Example: I love Scott Shaw's weekdaily column on Oddball Comics. I wish it came out on Saturday and Sunday, too.
Example: Sweet suffering Lord, here come the weekend warriors!
Example: I'll see you at church next weekstart.
Example: The weeman was dressed impeccably in a classic worsted suit and complementary tie. Small but impeccable.
Example: I was thinking of buying that car, but one side was weemblywombly.
Example: you are such a weenie
Example: A good biography exposes the reader to the weetales that all add together to reveal the totality of the one story.
Example: Claire weezed the last of the bagels.
Example: When Rivers Cuomo grew up with asthma he was nicknamed Weezer because of his coughing.
Example: that girl's weird...she's a weirdette
Example: You may think eating a whole jar of olives is strange, but hey, we all have our weirdities.
Example: It's the first of the month. I don't want to go to Welfaremart.
Example: Tom: I hate it when you finish all of the cereal and then put the empty box back in the cupboard.
Sally: Well, then... | Sally: You never take me out anymore, and I'm tired of spending my Friday nights at home.
Tom: Well, then...
Example: He?s a bit of a Welly isn't he? or He's so competitive, that Welly.
Example: Welp, I've got to go.
Recently perverted by the feminazis.
It does *not* mean a prostitute, as they would have you believe.
Used when mildly irritated by a woman you like.
Example: Stop tickling me, wench!
Example: Slow down, here comes a wenis sign. (stop)
I'm going to punch him in the wenis. (face)
Why don't you learn how to wenis! (drive)
you tingle and the beats are making you move, the DJ is mixing one phat tune with another
and taking you higher--explain that to your mates with Went Off.
Example: The crowd went off last night...It was amazing.
Example: My car went up on the Beltway. (My car broke down on the Beltway.)
Example: Damn, fool! I told you he was steppin!, Werd!
Example: my stummy's grumbling. let's eat. stummy? werno.
2get the widget in the moto, tank. wha?...werno.
Example: I think I'm gonna wes!
Example: Hi, I'm Sonny Robinson and I'm from WestByGodVirginia.
Example: (erp) Oh, man, I just wet-burped. Man that tastes nasty! No kidding, Chris...I can smell it from here!
Example: The pacemaker is my latest piece of wetware.
Example: 1st person: I was just going to pull into that parking space! 2nd person: Wev.
Example: wevah, i'll try something else..
It is a combination of Westlaw and Lexis, the dominant vendors in the field.
Example: Did you run a wexis search on the statute?
Example: Wha-huh? I'm sorry, I didn't hear you...
Example: Whacha been up to lately? or Whacha doin'?
Example: Put that Nokia 6190 down, that junk is whack. It's all about the 8890.
Example: We whacked his appendix last night
Example: That joke is really whacked.
The generalized term for anything meeting the every tool's a hammer criterion.
Example: Hey, toss me a whackit--this thing's stuck.
Example: When Carl made Klaus get him a cup of coffee after the meeting, Klaus realized that he was Carl's whackmonkey.
Example: Hey Johnny, whadayat?
Example: Whadup. dood?
Example: You got an A+ on you paper. Whahoobi.
Example: Whamakus! You did that?!
Example: After winning the state championship the team could be heard yelling whampaloo
halfway across the county.
Example: That shirt is whanging.
An affliction that strikes hard when no one expects it.
Example: She is so whanky in the morning--don't even talk to her until she's had her coffee!
Example: A peanut butter and mustard sandwich? What bird!
Example: What d'y'say?
Oh, nothing much really, just gonna go fill out that application. Wanna go see a movie afterwards or something?
Example: Hey, Lauryn.
What is up, my sister?!
Example: What you say?
Example: Me: I haven't seen you in days! What's crackalating? You: Not much. Just about to go see _Tomb Raider_. That Angelina Jolie is out there.
Example: What's the hap's?.
Example: The whereabouts and whatabouts of Paul remained a mystery.
Similar in principle to whatchamacallit.
Example: I'm looking for the whatchajiggy I had earlier.
Example: You know, the whatchamacallit, the thing that I put my hair up with? Oh, yeah! It's called a beret?
Example: I got these cool new pants!
WhatEV, like I care.
Example: Girl. I think he's fine.
Response: Hey, whatever wets your salad, girl.
Generally speaking it means Hello, any news or fun?
Example: When meeting a friend on the street, you say, What's da jaysus craic?
Example: I'll never forget whats-his-face.
Example: You: whatsdadillyo? Them: Prolly going to the bar.
Example: Hey !, I dont see no whatussinos man !
Example: Tommy's whazzupmanship when he hung out with his friends was a sight to behold.
Example: 'i passed my music exam!' 'wheebop!'
2. The point at which everything breaks down.
Example: 1. Why are your wheels flying off? Calm down.
2. I lost my purse and all my credit cards, then had a wreck, got a ticket, only to find my house was on fire when I got home...and then the wheels flew off.
Example: The DJ forgot his wheels of steel.
(usually not intentional, and usually done by someone who has a truck so big the only thing bigger is her out of whack ego).
The reason there are roll cages.
Example: We're going wheels-up.
Example: I had to change lanes to get that wheelsucker off my tail. (Acknowledgements to the movie Breaking Away.)
Example: Wheesht yer tongue, lassie.
Example: We had a wheeze at Jim's expense.
when you run out of things to say or forget what it was you wanted to say.
Example: Oh, whell!
Example: When she saw that his biceps were of a regular size she was whelmed.
Example: I have the wherewithall to come up with many more words than this.
Distinct from wherever, which indicates any place.
Example: Whever did you come from?
Used to dismiss a topic which is a priori made impossible due to eventualities.
Meant to express apathy regarding the cancellation or sudden change in a plan.
Example: Our plans were whichevered because I couldn't get my friend to lend me his car.
Example: His ruler has gone all whimmy-whammy.
Example: Shut up, you bloody whinging pom!
Example: Look at her thinkin she's the whip just cuz she got a neden.
Example: Hop aboard my whip, and let's do it.
Example: You're SO whipped.
whipstain = visible markings post-whipping, or similar.
Example: Crikey, that's a grand whipstain!
an effort to do something other than drink it too quickly.
Example: My friend was drinking way slower than me and it was his round next, so I had to spin a whirlpool,
I was so bored waiting.
Example: I hate Phil, but he just asked me out. How can I pass up a free concert? God, I hate whirts like this.
Example: Hamish: I hear the liquor store is closing at 5 every Friday night, eh?
Jane: Whiskey tango fox trot over.
Example: Bill. Damn, your mom is HOT! John. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!
Example: Was she dizzy? Because she just whisped by me like I wasn't even here.
Example: I hope Uncle Harold doesn't do the white guy shuffle at my wedding
Example: I leave the room and state white out, later
Example: Man, that song is white pine.
Example: Tonya Harding will represent White Trashistan in the 1998 Olympics. (Courtesy David Spade)
Example: I like the way white water tastes, but most people I know call it skim milk.
Example: After his acting career ended, he went back to his white-bread existence in Davenport.
Example: What's with the white hat? It's January
Example: That old guy who sells newspapers on the street is rocking a major whitfield.
Example: Grandpa smiled and said he'd rather whittlediddy today.
Example: Stop whivelling and start living.
Example: (Kid with fancy new bike): Hey, Bobby, that sure is a whizzy looking bike.
Example: I was worried about Jim going to the bachelor party, because I thought he may encounter many who-has.
Example: Teacher: The shear stress applied to the soil acts on the failure plane at failure.
Mel: Who-ha? (confused)
Example: Who-ho! I just won the lottery.
Example: That $80 SeanJohn outfit was like whoa!
Example: Look at the lady wearing that ugly shirt. One word: Whoadamn.
Example: Ol' boy just went and whocelfudged it all up.
Pronounced - whoa-dee
Example: What's up, whodie! Peace out, whodie!
Example: Oh, I understand now. That's a whole nother story.
Example: Eminem is a Whomie
Example: 1. i'm gonna whomp you. 2.we whomped up on them. 3. whomp it! we can make it through this light.
Example: That guy was whompelled in a bar fight last week.
Example: Man, this totally whomps!
Example: Jim was a strange looking fellow, with a slender body and a whompus head.
Example: I'm going to give you a whonka kiss, Grandma.
Example: My computer's acting all whonky. It keeps freezing up.
Example: When her friend wouldn't try something new, she said, Come on, what's the big whoop, anyway?
Example: I'm about to open a can of whoop-ass on you.
Example: Tom placed a bucket of water over the lintel, hoping to have a good laugh at Tucker's soaked head, but when the bucket smacked Tucker in the skull before spilling, Tom grimaced and said meekly: Whoopiecussion.
Example: The big-wig of the company was whoopin' it up cuz he was gonna be as rich as a hog is filthy.
Example: Lana: Whoopty-do, the phone! Me: Whoopty-do, bet it's my mom.
Example: That chick is a dirty, dirty whoore...
Example: Who left the books all whopperjawed?
drunk with the blood of the saints.
Only it's not biblical in reference at all. Used to describe an exceptionally evil woman who lacks any redeeming qualities, and generally makes your life hell.
Example: She's a whore of Babylon. She's trying to take over my project and run it into the ground.
Example: I attract a lot of attention when I go out on the town wearing something I've borrowed from Monica's whoredrobe.
Example: For years that woman acted like a faithful wife, but then she whorphed, and about drove
her husband over the edge.
Example: That whorse was really cheap, and she neighed too much. OR
Why would a whorse say Nay?
Example: Has anyone seen whosamacallit?
Example: B. Hey, Amy, what did you do today? Amy, lying through her teeth as usual, Well, I parachuted out of a giant doughnut, ate some sugar-coverd lice, joined a circus, got engaged, died my hair upchuck green, developed three mental conditions, and fell in love with a goat. B. Whosayonthwhatnow?
Example: Yeah, you know that guy. What's-his-face? You know who I mean!
The guy with the face!
You don't remember the guy with the hand?
He was the same guy with the ear!
Remember him! What was his name? You know who I mean, don'tcha?
Example: After sinking a 3-point jumper, the basketball player said Whosyurdaddy.
Nabbing a parking space close to the store during Holiday shopping, a driver might be heard to exclaim Whosyurdaddy!
associated with this word. Used first by Eddie Izzard.
[I dunno, Benny. Did John Travolta's Vinnie Barbarino character's use of Whot? in the TV series _Welcome Back,
Kotter_ predate Eddie Izzard's use? The series was on in the 1970s, starting just about the time Eddie Izzard turned 13.]
Example: After poking her in the side, my friend gave Alex an angelic smile and said, Whot?
Example: Whow! You should see all the misspellings under whell!
Example: You know, him... um... you know... whozafatza!
Example: Always remember whozits.
Example: Whuffo they do that?
Example: Check that out- my brother can whumm the entire 1812 overture!
Example: Whut! I didn't say anythin' like that.
Example: whycome i have to go to the store with you?
Example: Whyever whyever isn't already a real word it should be--because whatever, whenever, wherever, whoever, whomever, whichever, and however all are.
Example: 'Did you really mean for the ferret to loose all of its fur'? Reply...errr...wibble
Example: Check out this ambient mix album I just bought. Acres of wibble, my friend, acres.
Example: He claims to be a Wicamist but we have no evidence of his educational pedigree.
Very popular in Holyoke and Massachusetts as a whole.
Example: Did you see Letterman last night--he was wicked hilarious.
Example: Have you heard this new band? They kick out some wickey-phat tunes.
Example: Let's say, for example, you want to make and market widgets,...
Example: Don't be a wiener.
Example: Bottle of wife-beater, please. Ah, I see your dad is wearing his wife-beater.
which one knows he or she will never have the time, energy, or talent to execute.
??wiff??: sound of bat swinging at air + to doodle
Example: Chris: I had a high-quality wiffdoodle the other day, wanna hear it?
Cindy: Chris, your entire life is a wiffdoodle.
Example: I asked Jeff why he pierced his septum for the third time and he
said because it was there. That confirmed what I already knew, that he was a wiffle.
Example: Did you hear about Monica and that wiffleass Clinton?
Example: A. Ever since I was little, clowns gave me the wig. B. Why? A. I saw a clown, and it gave me the wig. There really is no story behind it.
Example: He could tell it was going to be one of those nights; her wig-o-meter was clearly pegged and he couldn't figure out what he might have done to cause that.
Example: Look at Nick over there with his pants sagging. What a wigger.
Example: Agh! Wiggii! or Where's the... ugh, wiggii.
Example: That tall slayer guy gives me a wiggins.
Example: It gave me the major wiggins.
Example: Damn, I bet that wiggler's got four cars on blocks in his front yard. Don't say that too loud, if he hears ya, he'll Wiggle-Flip ya!
Example: 1. I didn't think we would ever get a table--and did you notice how wiggy that waitress was?
2. It's Monday, I woke up late, haven't had my cappuccino yet--I am feeling wiggy.
Example: I am a wilaholic. I listen to Wil Anderson every morning.
Example: I noted my dog was wilbury when she, tired, slowly dragged herself onto my lap and gently collapsed.
Example: _Almost Famous) (2001), was wildapart from the missing third act scene with Russell (Crudup) and the Rolling Stone revelation.
Example: After failing to get their REI Millennium Mountaineer 2000 tent set up, the Wildergeeks were forced to spend a cold and frightful night in the back of their Chevy Tahoe.
Popular in days of the demise of dot coms.
To be used properly, should not make pure grammatical sense.
[Attributed to A.Ressi]
Example: If you guys don't get your act together, it's going to be wildfire in here.
Example: Every morning the Willadams provide enjoyable listening on the radio.
Example: New York is definitely a willage.
Example: An online ordering system that needs credit card auth at point of sale in PYTHON? Sure, willy g is on the case
Example: are you going wilson on us
Example: Dude, where's my car? :)
wimpire building, wimperor.
Example: As the only member of staff capable of opening an archived email,
Colin weilded wimperial power over the audit department.
Example: I got Samuel L. Jackson's autograph when I was on vaction. No way. Yes I did. Win-place-show.
Example: Winblows crashed again!
Example: Look at that guy with that stupid expression on his face, He's got to be a Window Licker.
Example: If you check the owner's manual under 'Troubleshooting', you will find this: Manufacturers Note - Ha ha ha!
Example: Heather prefers Linux over windoze.
Example: Drats! Stupid wing-wong!
Example: I don't think it's a good idea to depend on her as she has always been kind of wingbang.
2. Anything overly cute, sappy, sentimental, etc. could be considered to be winky.
(Note, this is not necessarily a derogatory adjective. It is only if the elocutionary force behind it is derogatory.)
Example: Those pants with the pink hearts as backpockets are definitely winky.
Example: This poor bastard left his headlights on. Definite winner material there.
Example: This poor bastard left his headlights on. Definite winner material there.
Example: Someone spills a drink over you. Oh, my winnet. OR What a winnet.
Example: The winshipers quit working right in the middle of the rain storm.
Example: No, Mr. Huffaker, we will not use a Wintel machine for our server!
Example: Mack is my winterfresh, I love him, but I can't stand how confusing he is.
Someone who wipes off his hits after the paintball has splattered on his body, in order to stay in the game.
Example: I KNOW I hit that guy at least three times! He must be a wiper.
Example: oh my, all of my wires have become tangled, damned those Wire Fairies damn them all.
Example: Jet Li was surrounded by eight gangsters when, in a stunning display of wire-fu, he leapt out of the pack, spun-kicked four of them and then ran up the wall.
Example: I don't want a smoke alarm that takes batteries, I need one with wireability.
Before the advent of computer technology, these progenitors of the modern nerd attempted to
satisfy their insatiable curiosity by tinkering with radio, television, and telephone circuits.
The occasional lethal result of these endeavors served to thin the herd, thereby ensuring the survival of the geekiest.
Example: Okay, I'm officially a wirehead now; my PC's connected to my stereo, my TV, my phone, my guitar, and a cappuccino machine!
Example: Despite the relative success of his thumb physical therapy program, after the 9th dropped connection, Doug could no longer deny the wirelust that was beginning to consume his every thought.
family entertainment system with an assortment of VCR, DVD, TV, AMP, Speakers, Karaoke,
Cable, MP3 players, play stations, etc.
Example: The stupid VCR is not taping again; the whole thing is all wireout.
Example: Jill was hesitant about her first sexual experience, so her friends began to call her a wirgin.
Example: It's raining, turn on the wish-wipers.
Example: It was very windy and snowing, almost a blizzard. It was colder than a witch's tit, and we were miserable.
Example: Person sees other person walking into the kitchen, calls out Witcha!
Example: Joe: I've never known him to be a violent guy. Which is why I have to take these stories about his sudden rage explosions with a pound of Morton's iodized.
Don: You're obviously not talking about Chris.
Example: Teacher: Billy, you got an A on your spelling test.
Example: I was gone for month without my girl, so I was getting some major withdrawal.
Example: I went to the store withe car i got last week.
Example: In the middle of dinner my date bursts out laughing, Chunks is the dog! I get it! she said to me. She's obviously suffering from major witlag because I told the joke in the car on the way to the restaurant. OR He may be good at laying pipe, but he's a witlag to the third degree. I mean, He thought Tchaikovsky was a Korean dish made from dogs.
Example: And now I, too, am one of the witlings who submit their unfunny words to pseudodictionary.com.
Example: My sister in Alabama is a wittle.
Example: Your new shirt is wivvy.
Example: We found this wix new restaurant down on Queen Street...
Example: Sorry. I wixed up my mords.
Example: His life would have been so very much better if he?d picked a woc.
Example: Carl was a wock.
Example: Woday, wusup? You heard that new Juvenile song?
Example: You know Charlse, don't you? He's my wodie.
Example: Any repair on this toaster is a woftam
Example: Jason and I hate to wog around the track during gym.
Interested? I'd have to send you a file. They're generally held to be fun.
Example: The generic term for the whole lexicon is WOIDS.
Send a URL.
Example: i dont know what to wear!, oh wok, i am only going out with my grandmother it really doesnt matter anyway.
Example: Your eyebrows are wok.
Example: There's a bunch of cute woms over by the pool today.
Example: At a party you can always rely on Tristan being the homagnet.
Example: Those college students don't really have their act together.
The best effort they've been able to do is a measly little womancott.
Example: you just got womanipulated by her
around fighting and copulating with other similar specimens.
Example: Angelina Jolie in _Tomb Raider_--I can hardly wait to see what tattooed, overinflated,
loudmouthed bimbo stars in _Womb Raider_.
Popular among garbage men in the South.
Example: Wombat. You got six feet 'til you hit the Benz.
Example: Any time spent with Chis is strictly a WOMBAT.
Example: He should have known not to marry her, because over half of those who womble lose--the odds
were not in his favor.
Example: Unfortunately, the dinner party got entangled in a wombsical discussion.
Example: Cute blondes no longer had the same effect on Sean after he went through womenopause in his nineties.
Example: It's 3 pm already. When are you getting out of bed? Womf. OK. I'll go watch TV or something for a while, then.
What do you wanna do? Womf. C'mon, we can't just sit here all day.
Example: This is womps.
Example: John Doe finally wonce a tennis match and retired.
2. Someone that has the drooling potentiality of a block of wood (see also: pocket lint).
Example: Yes, Chris's beyond stupid; he's a wonder-tard.
Example: The banana pie was so gross it was wonderbad.
Example: Ice cream is wonderiffic.
Example: Anna Begins by Counting Crows is Wonderific Fantasgreat.
Example: Andrew? He's seriously hot for Rollergirl, but with Bjork it's just wonderlust.
Example: Saw a guy person rip a 4 thick phonebook apart. It was a wonderment.
Example: I won the lottery today and it feels wondermous.
Example: Sarah thinks she is really wonderwoman.
Example: Chris is a wong.
Example: The last time I let you borrow my shirt, it got all wongulled.
Example: My friend was giving me a haircut and she totally wonked it.
2. An object which is crooked
Example: 1. I walked wonkwards along the path as it twisted like a snake.
2. The leaning tower of Pisa is wonkwards.
Example: the server went all wonky & i couldn't get my email.
Example: I wontsom cream in my coffee.
Do you wontsom cream in your coffee?
Example: person 1: i love you!
person 2: woo! i love you too!
Example: Momma, the baby has a woo-ee diaper!
Example: Yeah..we were sitting up about 3am..I don't remember what she said because I was all woo-la
Example: Mary is wearing a lovely orange woobie today. I bet it's warm.
That woobie purse is cute!
Example: Megan refused to go to sleep until she had her woobie wrapped around her.
Example: Spot tore the stuffing out of his woobie.
Example: when i compiled and ran it, mr program went all woobly and started spitting out data locations interspersed with random ascii characters.
Example: Bobby Fisher was the greatest American wood-pusher ever.
Example: He took a swing at me when I was cuffing him, so I gave him a wood-shampoo.
Example: They fit the dead man with a wooden kimono.
Example: Woodkickers are more extreme than fruitbooters.
Example: 1. I think I'm coming down with the flu. I'm feelin' all wooftie.
2. She looks so wooftie I can't believe he likes her.
Example: ie, conversation with sales help in a garden shop: Do you have any more of those cute special-edition gnomes? No, those woofies driving off in the silver caddy bought us out!
Example: I thought the next door neighbors had a walrus living with them until I saw them walking their woogie.
Example: How'd you know that? (smile) Woogie-Woo? OR
Did you see my penny collection? Woogie-Woo. No one really cares.
1)happiness or excitement when said fast and loudly.
2)sarcastic happiness or excitement when said slow
these are the classics there are many other uses
Example: WOOHOO! I got 2 dollars off a cup of Starbucks frapaccino.
Example: Woohooters, I can't wait to get some hot wings.
Example: Ow, i just hurt my pancreas Aww, woojy woojy
Example: If you don't settle down, I'll have to come over there and lay a wooling on you!
Example: boy: i just got home. girl: woop!
Example: Where'd I get that? Oh, woop woop.
Example: woosh! what a shot that was.
Example: I bought you a pony WOOT!
Example: Stop being a wooza. When you stick cheeze up your nose I fear for your furure.
Example: I wope down the table after dinner.
Example: Shut up and go bake me a pie, woperchild.
Example: Hey, wopnin?
Example: After the accident, his car was completely wopperjawed.
Example: Somebody says something. You say,word.
Analogous to Korean semiconductor chip foundries.
Example: Heh, that Alan Morrison is a real word foundry! ;-)
Example: If word of mouth and work of mouth don't do it for you, try word of mouse and work of mouse.
Example: Ed: The word on the street is that you hate Mexican food.
Ted: What street is that word on? It's totally wrong.
Thought up by everybody's favorite Olympic gold medalist, Kurt Angle.
Example: When Kurt was lost in New York City and needed directions
to where he needed to be, he saw two homies.
To get their attention he exclaimed, Sup to you and your mothers!
Example: Michael: Word up? Shaun: Not much.
Example: Shut your word-hole.
Example: that word nerd doen't know what he's talking about
Example: Yo! Word-to-yer-motha! (Making a fist and pressing it to the camera.)
Example: How many words could a wordchuck chuck if a wordchuck could chuck words?
(2) Taking a word out of context and enjoying it simply for the sound.
Example: Example 1
Person 1: So my great-great-great aunt had the bubonic plague and...
Person 2: (wordhumping) Wait, stop. You said, 'bubonic.'
Person 1: Yeah, and so...
Person 2: Bubonic. Bubonic. Boo. Bonic. Boo-bonic.
Person 2: (next week, on the phone to Person 3) Oh my god, I was at that party the other night and it was so damn bubonic...
Example: If you wordify the text, we wil be able to work on it easier
Example: Yo, I just came up from L.A. and there was mad shots goin' down, wordisbawn.
Example: This site contains a lot of wordisms.
Example: After some wordjitsu, I managed to get my evil stepmother to allow me to go to the ball. Little did she know my life was about to change forever....
Example: My grandmother's collection of wordporn is so extensive that she owns every paperback
Fabio ever appeared on.
Example: You should have that letter checked by a wordsmith before you send it. Here, let me help.
Example: Want some more customers or visitors to your site? Try work of mouth.
Since it's conception, however, the phrase has been extended to include many other forms
of action not necessarily related to dating rituals.
Example: Check out Dave talking to Kelly. He's really working the biscuit.
Example: After I take her out for a few drinks, I'll take her to the workbench.
Example: ?Andrew Dice Clay has painted his career into a corner because of his habit of working blue.?
OR ?I had a bunch of friends over at my house and my mom got upset because we were working blue.?
Example: Three times workshopped.
Example: The afternoon worktribes from the office building next door filled the restaurant.
often viewed by aficionados in a light similar to religious ritual.
Term first coined in the 1950s by the inimitable Walt Kelly, cartoonist, humorist,
and linguist extraordinaire.
(We have met the enemy and he is us.)
Example: 2001 was the first year the World Serious lasted into November.
Example: My three-year-old daughter said, Dad, don't worrymindit if we can't go to the movies today.
Example: I sincerely doubt the worthwhility of the exercise.
Example: I got the bucket off wossname.
Example: Wotcha, how are you today?
interrupting in an annoying way.
Example: Them: Oh, can't we just stop here? My feet are getting all hot and I think
I'm getting blisters.
You: Aw, look at the poor little baby? Would he like some cheese with his whine?
Example: Ed: I can't find any more beer anywhere. Ted: Here, take this wounded soldier off me.
Example: Hey Cathy, I just bought a set of encyclopedias!
Example: You got new shoes? Wowsers!
Example: That lady selling smokes while dragging her oxygen machine is a woxymoron.
Example: Her wrage was so great she busted out all the windows and doors of his house, and then
took everything of value.
Example: Jesus murphy she smelt wrank. that food was total wrank.
ORIGIN OF WORD: Combining parts of the words wrathful and rape.
Example: She said she was going to wrape him until he had nothing left, including sanity.
Example: Check out this wrarble.
Example: The wras she suffered at his hands was so extreme it made her teeth bleed.
Example: I wrecked Bill's shop today on the basketball court.
Example: Damn, is she getting old... It's about time to move Grandma to the wrinkle ranch.
Example: Hey, the wrinklies are coming over for tea - boil some water.
Example: did you see the back of my elbows - they've gone completely wrinkular!
Example: I've spent an hour trying to figure out what your freaking write-only PERL script does: lean to use some comments for a change!
Example: The local writers in this area united as one and formed the 893 UNIT.
Example: I was not wronf, just slightly mistaken.
Example: I spilled wine on my date's dress, and then almost set her on fire Whoa! Wrong way to eat a reese's (c)
Example: If you're lucky, you'll live long enough to get a very wrunkled face.
Example: Bungie jump out of an airplane...wtf were you thinking?
Example: WTG Bill, that was a great demonstration.
Example: You and your husband are no longer physically involved? OK! WTMI!
resulting in the distortion of certain syllables.
Derived from Wubbering, wubbering heights.
Can also occur when one is crying and speech is in the form of a wobbly sob--think blubbering.
Example: She was really wubbering a hell of a lot after she got smacked in the face by that door.
Example: Are you a complete wubsmeed?
Example: Bruce: Thanks for the lift. Mick: No wuccas, mate.
Someone who is extremely knowledgable about wildlife and lives in a woodland area.
Example: The hermit who produces herbal medicines in the mountains is a wudelphreignjur
Example: I'm permanently scarred from seeing some plus size model wuggin' it at the gym today in spandex.
Example: The pseudodictionary is located on the web at wuh-wuh-wuh dot pseudodictionary dot com.
Example: Wumzif we can't get home in time to let the dogs out?
Example: This is a Spoonerism: They are all a wunch of bankers.
Example: Stephanie wurred dreamily when she found out she could adopt the kitten.
Example: That guy's a complete Wuss.
Example: Another example of wuttling: you know the animutations,
where they interpret the Japanese words into English? That's wuttling.
Example: Wuzzle means to mix.
Example: Hey! Wwwzipitdotcom! You are being rude!
Example: Any SciFi Fan knows that the words Dragon and Wyrm are synonyms.
Example: I hate WYSAWYG websites. I like such user loving sites such as pseudodictionary.com.
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