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Example: Hey, look I'm P.A.T.
Example: Since Philip Graduated from Oxford he has bees such a P.H.D.
Example: How the atom can be split using a toaster and a household drill? Well, I'm afraid that's a p2c2e.
Example: Wow, I sure am hungry. Do you have any leftover p9zza in the fridge?
Example: If you read human-baboon's entries, you're a PAB.
Example: Pseudodictionary.com is very pachinko. I can't stop visiting it.
Example: John said he wanted to be very pacific on this one point
Example: I'm from Portland, in the Pacific NorthWet
Example: We pacified the landing zone and brought the choppers in.
Example: Yeah, our Pack Totem is a blue and purple skull. Reminds us who our friends are, ya know?
Example: I feel like I'm trapped in a pack-a-hurdle.
Example: I went to the packy and picked up some vodka.
Example: I am going to wear my padapers so my feet won't get cold!
Example: The padeep of the bullfrog kept me up all night.
Example: What a night last night, I had a pagesix.
Example: Looks like Rodger'll be next to get pagonged.
Example: Ow! That was painfoil.
Example: Gotta buy some Clearasil for my painple or I'm going to have a crater on my forehead in a couple of days.
Etymology: The origin of this phrase is unclear. Some scholars trace it back to ancient Rome, where soldiers would celebrate a victory by painting the walls of a town with blood from its defeated soldiers. Other scholars believe the phrase comes from the American frontier, where 'paint' referred to liquor and 'red' referred to pleasurable but illegal activities.
Example: Example: 1) We graduated! Let's paint the town red!
2) Lara and I painted the town red last night. I've never had so much fun before.
Example: you are a paint watcher bob
Example: Ok kids..time to pajamaficate
Example: A: Whats for dinner?
B: Let's hit palais de poulet.
Example: A real cool palanka day
Example: He knows all the palare doesn't he?
Example: That's just a Paleomingus disk, Jim, -Way out! my Bee-Bop Buddy!
Example: Nicky: Oww. my lips are so chapped!
Lauryn: Well, quit paliciping them!
Example: Old Mrs Watts palked across the zebra crossing to fetch her pension.
Example: I no longer trust her; she's a palligator.
Example: Listen here, pally, I won't give you this orange for free. Not on your life.
Example: I've got serious Palm-Salsa going on here from my mouse
The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch, by Philip K. Dick.
Example: Hey, I read the word 'adulation' in my book the exact moment you said it.
Wow, Palmer Eldritch moment.
Example: Mark forgot to palmify his girlfriend's birthday, now he is in the dog house.
Example: That guy is a Palmpilot.
Example: I'll tell you what, he got knocked out in the 3rd round like he was a palooka.
Example: Rocky had a palookatheorem about letting the other guy keep hitting him in order to let him wear himself out.
Example: Washing dishes for your occupation would make you palumpoor.
Example: My weekend was pretty pandanous.
Example: Bob was very stressed during the exam period and he became panderised.
goes belly-up despite the silver spoon in its mouth. Also known as Kennedyfication.
Example: Oh! Looks like b2b4u.com just pandesicated. Their homepage is showing the sorry we burnt all our money message. Guess all that funding from wasn't enough.
Example: That Karen--she's really out there. She's so panesoterical nobody gets her.
Example: The guy on Haight Street started panhassling me, but I just walked away.
from their own neuroses, issues, and insecurities.
Example: Mom's about to flip out. Call her panic mechanic.
word hungry just won't do as it doesn't even come close to appreciating how hugely hungry
you are at the moment.
Example: When you have completed an enormous hike you might need to say, I'm PANJANDROUSLY hungry!
Example: 1) I had a big snow pile in front of the door, but I panked it down to get out.
2) If the snow is too soft on the snowman, pank it down some more to make it harder.
Example: You are the most panoramarse person I know. Stay away from me.
Example: Maybe what we need to get world back on track is a panpapaphobocracy.
Example: That girl's hair is so pantabulous I can't tell it's a weave.
Example: Let's go, he's being a real pantload.
Example: eg. that website is a pile of pants eg. the weather is completely pants today
Example: A: What're you doing tonight? B: Oh nothing, just pantsing around. Why, got a plan?
Example: So this guy trips over but his racket hit the ball anyway and it went over the net in his favour.
I just looked at the tosser and yelled pants.
Example: Hey, my pants, how are you?
Example: I was just standing there and all of a sudden Steve pantsed me and everyone got a good look.
Example: The opera singer had an interesting panzey
Example: If I don't do laundry tonight I'm gonna be a paper bag princess tomorrow.
Example: I'll be right back. I have some paperwork to take care of.
Example: Sortika was frustrated with Lujlam because he wouldn't let her use the paphib; what a shavleffer!
Example: When you cut your hand off you should yell, Pappapisshu.
Example: Oh, papster, you are the greatest father on this good, green earth.
Example: Email that memo to Bob; he doesn't do papyrus.
OR seen online: Email submissions (we don't take papyrus).
after a few years of wheelchair use.
Example: It's hard to look fit and trim, with this parabelly stretching my waistband.
Example: The library assistant's mental health was thoroughly undermined when she developed parackophobia.
Example: The choice between Coke and Pepsi was an paradoxymoron.
Example: MIS would have taken weeks to upgrade our version of MS-Office. Luckily, one of the secretaries is a parageek.
Example: Because many people are lazy readers, technical writers should avoid paragraphical writeups of crucial information in favor of short one- to two-sentence blocks.
Example: Parapapango! I've won the lottery without even buying a ticket.
Example: Don't parchezzi me, mate! I know what you're up to.
Example: Peeking across the field, I spotted a young rebel officer and his pards.
to constantly explain his or her viewpoint or actions, a parenthesiast.
Example: She turned to the talkative drunk who had just creamed her car and said, Look, spare me the parenthesia
... save your excuses for the judge.
Example: Jeff never finishes sentences in his email...he's a parenthesizer.
get a running start and jump directly up someone's posterior
--or into the lake, to use the old-fashioned saying.
Example: George, that's not an offer, that's an insult. Feel free to Parkay yourself and hit 280.
Example: Damn parking nazi gave me a ticket this morning.
Example: He's got parkma. Can you believe he found a parking spot right in front of the store during the Christmas holidays?
Example: I'm going to parlay and listen to some screw tapes.
close a container of parmesan cheese.
Example: Even though I stare directly at the lid, my parmeslexia makes me turn it the wrong way.
Example: Johnny leaned back and exclaimed, Whoo, that's one parpy martini, Anton.
Example: Wheer are we now? Ah doan't know, lad, what does yon parson say?
Example: Ex- Adam- Man, your baseball team can't even hit the ball! Matt- We're undefeated, are you partial?
Example: 1. Yo my man is pushin mad partridge lately. he must have a job or something.
2. Ten dollars for a movie is way too partridged out for me.
Example: Bob: Steve, did you talk to the new girl? Steve: Yeah, she's party head.
Example: The man didn't seem at ease with the other guests and seemed intimidated by the opulent surroundings . I began to suspect that he may be a parvenu .
Example: We shouldn't have had that last pas-de-jon. Champagne, vodka, and scotch just don't sit well together.
to require you to change your password.
Example: My pasapalabraphobia always comes on the day before I go on vacation;
I'll have to change my password, but won't use it enough to remember it.
Example: Once drunk, Brendan's inhibititions utterly escaped him,
and the last thing he remembered was pashing Amanda in the rain.
really good looking and sexually desirable.
Example: I cracked on to Britney Spears on the weekend. It was pashtastic.
Example: Pasquiers could be watching you while secretly manipulating your environment for their purposes--anywhere, anytime.
Example: Heather: I didn't get any sleep last night.
Kim: Pass me an oar.
Example: The boss is fixing to pass the bone
This is a sign that the person is often the passenger in a car.
May well indicate a have lack of independence and a bummer of freeloader rides.
Example: Girl 1: I think Alec is kind of cute...
Girl 2: Oh, no way! He's got passenger's arm!
Example: Did you catch a glimpse of that passerbu? Nice.
Example: That movie is full of passimsy.
Example: I got pulled over again in customs for passportism.
Example: Standing behind someone at a computer. Do I need to passwerve? No need. You've got root.
Example: That red pasta-cooker of his is one of the most expensive motorcycles made.
Example: The pasta was very close to being pastafied, so Sue began to make the sauce.
Example: Carlo's pastapaunch prevented him from squeezing behind the table to get to his seat.
Example: Now paste it, carefully passssste it!
usually happens in the morning or after breathing hard.
Example: I woke up today and had massive pasties!
Example: Rory turned his cell phone off - he's out pastry shopping and he doesn't want to be disturbed
Example: question: who won the mvp in the 1972 super bowl? answer: PAT BOONE!
Example: I'm be at home pat malone tonight.
Example: The French are a bunch of pathetes. (My original example was too restrictive.)
Example: That plant has even fewer leaves than before and seems to have reached new heights of patheticism.
Example: She grinned wryly at the patheticity of his situation.
Can also be used as pathetisad. Made popular by the Drew Carey Show.
Example: Ryan hasn't left his house in two years. He's never kissed a girl. He's a pathetidork
Example: You are beyond pathetisad. You have been home all day and not got off that couch.
Example: Friend: I can't go snowboarding this weekend cuz I'm grounded.
Example: W's speech at ground zero really frothed-up all those patridiots.
blind obedience to authority, and suspicion of Arab-looking people or any criticism of foreign policy.
Example: Since September 11th, it's patriotically correct to shout down those who question the government.
To hound an interviewee with vague, undirected agression, thus reducing the discussion to
a pantomime argument and eliciting unwarranted sympathy for even the most corrupt and
small-minded of politicians.
Example: Did you see the Foreign Secretary getting paxed last night?
Example: Bob is sooo sad, he's pay-thet-eek.
Example: You're acting really payam when it comes to helping me with my computer.
the consumption of a large burrito.
Usually used after a trip to the San Francisco Mission District.
Example: Oooooh, I've got PBS.
Example: My damn PC crashed again! Wish I had bought a MAC!
Example: The fellow mall-goer wasn't actin' too jiggy after I bumped into him. Instead, he cranked up his PCB meter to HI. I snickered as I walked away.
Example: Geekgasm? That's a great word, I should PD it.
Example: Hey, no PDA's in the hall--get a room.
It is shorter than typing peace easy.
Example: I'm leaving. Peace e-z.
Example: The peacekeepers in the Middle East have effectively stopped terrorists in their tracks.
Example: I have to go and shampoo my dog now. So peaceoff and I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Example: that girl is a real peach
Example: 1. We went to McDonalds to get some breakfast and it was filled with peach cobblers playing bingo.
2. Some of the beaches in Florida are filled with peach cobblers.
Goes with everything
Example: How was your weekend?
Example: Hey, did you see him? *drool* What a Peachy Turtle!
Example: When around a pretty girl, he gets very peacocky, displaying all of his colorful feathers.
Example: Look at the peakin' hips on that chick!
Example: After getting free passes to Carowinds Theme Park,
Chum decided it was peanut-butter-jelly time.
Example: Thats a pearler of a hat. You off to the races? OR That girl over there's got a pearler of a smile.
2. A baking victory defeated by a sudden and unexpected onset of moisturization.
3. The sound made by a soggy material falling on the floor.
Example: Her pear crisp looked more like pearschloppen.
Example: Please...please...peas and cornbread?
Example: Computer Technicians find that 90 percent of all computer problems are some form of PEBCAC.
A computer user who is really too stupid to own one.
Used by techies to describe to other techies the true nature of the problem.
Example: The guy on line 3 thinks the problem is his screensaver, but I think it's just a PEBCAK.
Used by tech support when answering a stupid computer question.
Example: Your e-mail isn't working? Don't worry, we'll fix it--probably just a PEBKAC.
Example: Hey, jaywalker, use the ped-x.
Example: She lives a pedentary life.
Example: I got a ticket on my way over here because my car is a pediddle. The cops didn't believe me when I said I didn't know already.
Example: I have used my pedigraphy skills in film and tv.
Pedigraphy is listed on my resume as a special skill.
Example: Woof! That guy has pedigree written all over him.
Example: Steve did not have a car or bike, so he decided to pedistrate to class intstead.
Example: The pedophobe shivered when he saw children playing outside.
A group of filmmakers, pranksters, and lovers who have passions for chickens in cowboy hats.
The legend has it that Pedro Mendelbaum was an exiled Mexican Yeshiva student living in the
forests of Canada who received enlightenment from a glowing beaver.
Example: Oh, that insane thing I saw the other day that changed the creative landscape
and blew my mind? It had to be from those Pedro Mendelbaum guys.
Example: There were four peduncles on the road between my house and yours. I guess nobody checks those things out.
Example: I want a peecey, please.
Example: He asks more peedeeques than any man I ever heard.
You better make up your bed PDQ.
Example: I am the original Peddy Gonzales and amaze other women with my power to pee quickly and not check my makeup after. What the hell are they doing in the bathroom that requires a face check?
Example: I didn't come to school yesterday because I was feeling all peelie-wallie.
2. As people in general.
Example: You peep, totally rock... OR Anyhow, the peeps were completely overreacting to the situation.
Example: Chloe is a peepage. She's cool.
Example: Do you want your own bowl or do you just want peeps?
Example: Stop peeving me, I'm trying to study.
Example: Peeweephobia kept me away from the television for years.
but can pertain to anyone who doesn't know how to do something most others know.
Example: She's a peezle she doesn't even know how to copy and paste.
OR I should have seen it, it's sooo obvious. Sheesh, what a peezle I am.
(Usually accompanied by slapping yourself in the forehead.)
Example: You're pekpek smells good.
The ladies out there know what I'm talking about; you feel crappy and you wanna crawl in a shell and die.
Example: Excuse my rude behavior; I'm feeling a little pemsy.
Example: Look at that pencil beaver. The pencil is gonna be gone in a couple minutes.
Example: That guy in the tux is totally penguoid.
Example: The immaculate green lawn was spoiled by a solitary penistelum.
Example: Ed: Where's the campground you're staying at? Ted: Right in the middle of Pennsyltucky
Example: The mayor's office decided that pentameters would be the standard unit of measure for all four-dimentional objects because
those hundred-sided centameters won't work.
Example: There's too much pentropy today at this office.
I was going to send you the damn check but...this damn pentropy....
Example: A: This movie just got really good. B: I think it's cause we're stoned. A. Yeah, I think you're right. (pause) Together: Pepperdinetemperment! (Laughter)
last piece of a pizza, then slowly savoring eating the remaining piece.
Example: This pizza requires, nay warrants, proper pepperocrastination.
purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.
Example: There goes the peppier again. I wonder how much he gets paid for doing that.
Example: Do I have any pepplers? Said while showing your front teeth to the person addressed.
Example: A: I'll have a coke, please.
B: Sorry, we only have Pepsi.
Example: Perchaps Tina will rule the world.
Example: I hate to be a percinticulous bastard, but you keep leaving the remote on the coffee table and not on the TV. Stop it, okay? Thanks.
it tries to send the last of the water through to brew.
Example: The coffee is ready, didn't you hear it percuburp?
Example: The TV wasn't working, but I did a bit of percussive maintainance on it and now it's fine.
Example: I perdner lost control of my car.
Example: I perfeczide the car, so now it runs better than ever.
Example: Some of the perfle was in the waste basket by the printer,
some was hanging over the sides of the basket, but most was on the floor.
Example: The high school girls at the mall were annoying me with their perflippity.
Example: Tear off the perfory before you distribute the sheets.
When a thing or situation has become as bad as possible, contrary to all expectations.
Murphy's law taken to an extreme.
Example: We've wrecked the car, it's raining, my wallet's gone, and Jane just went into labor.
This is totally perfucked.
Example: I ate the sizzlin' platter of fajitas at Chili's and had to perfumigate before going back to the office.
2. Adj. Expression of a confused state.
Example: JimBob looked perfused when it was explained to him that naked tractor riding was not a good idea.
Example: Julie wept as she handed him the divorce papers, which cited pericoital dysnomia as the grounds. It didn't help when he then hissed, You won't get one red cent from me, Stephanie.
Example: It's easy to criticise with the gift of perimenomancy.
Example: That's not a semicolon, it's a periomma.
Example: He would have gladly offered to help with his roommate's laundry if it were not for the
permafunk which leapt from the hamper.
Example: I'll bet you that Brandon ends up being a permagin.
2. The appearance of a permanent state of grinning or smiling,
despite your circumstances or state of mind.
3 - often associated with intoxication.
Example: Mary must be extremely high>; She has that permagrin going on.
Example: I called my insurance company today and I was left on permahold.
Originating from the Permanti Bros. restaurant in Pittsburgh, PA
Example: Just mind your own business. I'm making my sandwich Permanti Style today.
Example: He was a jack-of-all-trades, but many of his repairs were done in permatary manner.
Example: If you keep doing those pushups, you're going to become a permavein.
Example: We had to read through three paragraphs to get to the pernt.
Example: The camera crews call it a perp walk.
The reason they love a good perp walk is because all they have to do is line up outside the courthouse, point and shoot while the Marshals hustle the guy, the perpetrator, out to that unmarked Crown Victoria they always have waiting down at the curb. If the cameramen are lucky, they get a shot of some jerk with cuffs on, a raincoat pulled up over his head, looking guilty as hell.
This is what the plaintiff's bar snarls and moans about when they say their clients are getting tried in the court of public opinion. My lawyer complained about it just like everybody else. Fact is though, when I did my perp walk down at the Richard B. Russell Federal Building in Atlanta, I was guilty. Fair's fair.
(Copyright 1995, Walter Sorrells, _Power of Attorney_)
Example: Perry-factor HIGH... There is nobody more Matthew Perry than that guy!
Example: You don't have to talk so persact!
Example: He was cute. Bbut did you see those persnackity teeth?
Example: I see that guy every morning on the crowded, rush-hour train with his stuff spread all over the seat next to him; what a persona-non-cognita.
Example: I'm only after girls with nice personalities. Yeah, look at the personalities on her
Example: The personality-free client responded to my joke with a blank stare.
Example: I don't think we have sufficient personwidth in this department to finish the project this year.
Example: I pertnear made it to work on Monday.
Example: Why are you perugalling at me?
Example: He was sooo perving, said Alex,He kept on making stupid innuendoes.
Example: Her emotional state was perzactified by his thoughtless actions.
Example: I love you sooo much...you are sooo peshallllllll to me!
Example: My father's choice of name for me was pessimal, said a man named Sue.
Example: I worked really hard, but it turned out to be the pessimum situation.
Example: That guy won't leave me alone. He is a real pesticle.
Example: It's all gone a bit Pete Tong. Or, (shortened version), NSync at number 1? That's just a bit Pete, mate.
Example: Deceased director Stanley Kubrick shouldn't have spent so much time PeterGabrielizing with the production of AI - Artificial Intelligence. Now he's dead and Spielberg is getting all the credit.
Example: If that girl in Scream weren't so petranoid, she might have lived to be in the sequel.
Example: The young man seemed to be petranoid.
Example: Teresa was suffering from petro-strangulation as she followed Jeremy's hopelessy out-of-tune 57 Chevy.
Example: Petroligarchy is a prevalent, but unrecognized form of government.
Example: Thanksgiving is on Thursday, but many take off both Thursday and Friday. So what's the 2nd holiday? Why it's the day we give our little buddies Thanksgiving left-overs. It's Petsgiving Day.
Example: Look at that girl, she is nice but a little thin. You could say she is petuney
Example: And, in one of the most puerile episodes of his adult career, he punishes his old schoolmates for being rich and vulgar by breaking into their houses to soak the labels off their boasted wine collections.--Thomas R. Edwards, Mordecai Richler Then and Now, (1) New York Times, June 22, 1980
Political argument is becoming a puerile cartoon about the moral...doing battle with the immoral. --George F. Will, The Costs of Moral Exhibitionism, (2) Washington Post, April 15, 2001. (3) Thank God Dana F has submitted a new word--attorniquette. So many of the other recent submittals have just been peurile.
Example: Her pever lasted over 50 men. OR He got the pever and really did some stupid things.
Example: Chris is a pevroid.
Example: Mom/Dad: No, you Can't go to your friend's house. You: Oh, this is pew.
Example: Paul said pez to his new friend Joe.
Example: That new water-resistant sponge is a pezacrapp.
Example: A: Let's go see a movie tonight. B: Can't. Got no money. C: Pffff.
Example: She thinks her designs are cutting edge? Pffft. They look like recycled 80's advertisements to me.
Example: So went out with him? PFFT.
Example: The birthday party was really pfizer. After all, it was in honor of a pfizer.
to be understood even in their own circles. (Coined by the boys at maximum3d.com.)
Example: We understood the FSAA, but 8-layer single pass multi-texturing? That's just PFM.
Example: The PFOs start rolling in just before midnight.
Example: As soon as Chris opens his mouth you know he's a phalam.
Example: Jim was grooving on blue highway ambience when he was
accosted by a vehement phalangophile, who seemed disgusted by some imagined slight.
Example: It is not true that women are bad drivers. That's a phallacy.
Example: My boss had a strict policy on preventing Phantoms-of-the water-coolers at my worksite.
and stepping out into the bright summer sun.
Example: I'd spent all afternoon in the pub and stepped out into the bright July sun and t
his overwhelming wave of pharkarcarharssen swept over me.
Example: Pigs tend to suffer from pharlism.
2: The cab you get into because you are too drunk to drive.
Example: You better have the bartender call you a pharmaceuticab.
Example: When I pick up your prescriptions at the pool hall, I need to give Daniel some money. My pharmaceutitab's getting a little too high.
Example: That might be just what I need for my low self-esteem, said John. I don't know, Julia fretted,
did you read any of the pharmarrhea? She pointed to one particular sentence of the tiny type: 44% of test subjects experienced spontaneous hair failure, compared with 7% who received a placebo.
Example: Oh, my God. Suzie is being so phasisticated. What an idiot.
Example: I just purchased a phat new gigahertz laptop with built-in spa and tiki bar.
Example: Hey, nice site. Sorry I can't give you any phat paper.
Example: Where did you get those phatty bom batty shoes?
Example: A. Did you see the movie? B. Yeah, it was phattybatter.
Example: My phb asked me if I could work overtime for the next two months. I died inside.
Example: Hmmm...I think my TV reception could be better. Let me phenagle with the antenna a little...
Example: Sean: Schkurdle is rather phenomic, isn't it? ED. Not particularly.
Example: The elementary school lunch subsidies were a philanthrobust.
Example: That guy we saw yesterday--Lyphen?--what a philish turd!
I wish he just dropped dead on the spot! Not only was he rude, but he also smelled awful!
Example: Did you hear about Phil--the guy who performed phillatio on a stamp?
Example: Phillumeny is a hot hobby.
Example: The philobeer went mad becasue the bar had no beer.
Example: during his test, Bort used his philosification skills.
Example: she asked him to philosophize whether the chair actually exists.
Example: You have the same answers as Lauryn on your quiz... something is phipenky here.
inappropriateness varies proportionately to the lateness of the band.
Example: They Might Be Giants were late on stage in Houston,
and the endless samba music was driving the crowd up the wall.
Why not play some TMBG records, instead of this awful phlalamascalang?
Example: Helping her with her homework was very phlarge of you!
Example: When you stub your toe:
Oh, phlargenbargen! My toe!
(really you can put this word anywhere you can put a swear word.)
Example: I am nothing but a phleeb, and I don't care who knows it!
Example: Scott used his cheat sheets to phleebe his way through an exam.
she almost said or did.
Example: Cleo broke up with Tony because he almost called her by his ex-girlfriend's name and was foolish enough to then tell her about his near Freudian-slip. What a phlophinay on his part.
Example: Johnny has phobiphobia.
Example: I'm phoned.
Example: Who's this? I'm sorry, I've just had a bit of phonesia.
Example: I tried to call my ex-girlfriend last night, but she has caller i.d., so I was phonetically rejected.
Example: Mike's mom made us phong sandwiches today.
Example: Grandpa, that sure is a long phonytail that you're growing there.
Example: Phooey boo on you, duck. You stole my piece of bread.
Example: Those two fools just phoolsied and it must have hurt a lot.
2. Used as a virtually meaningless intensive.3. Used in place of an expletive
Example: 1. Did you see that guy run by? He was, like...phoom!
2. Let's take it to the next level. Phoom!
3. Phoom you, Mom. I'm not cleaning my phooming room.
(v) To assume the phoon pose.
Example: She and her bridesmaids phooned for a great photo.
Example: Why are all my holiday photios black?
Example: She is a great photographical artist.
Example: Doesn't matter about the red eye, we'll remove it photoshopically later.
Example: I photoshoplifted a fine piece of pixel-a woman in a blue-black hat.
Example: Her 8x10 glossy looked much better after we photoshopped it.
and perhaps think you are cool--as much as a tech can be anyway.
Example: Cheap shot. Photoshopping your dad's head onto a jackass is always going to make your mother laugh.
Example: He used Photoslop to make the logo.
Example: My records sounded muffled because of the phozzle that gathered under the stylus.
Example: Bob runs 18 websites about PHP. What a PHPHead!
Someone who wants to learn about a telephone network.
Example: The telecom magazine featured a story written by a phreak.
Example: That new CD was mad phresh.
2. Used as a substitute for any kind of good comeback.
Example: A. I completely understand quantum physics. B. Pht.
(b) Ex. virgio, you're very weird, man.
Example: I know the potatos are hot. Let Mommy phuff them for you.
Example: I'm going to phung you like you've never been phunged before.
Example: Betty, your presentation in science was simoly phycodelic.
Example: PHYRE Rulz, Ticats suck!
Example: Being single I miss the physicalities, but I don't want to be physical with just anybody.
Example: Bert: TYVM (Thank you very much.)
Ernie: PIAM (Pleasure is all mine.)
Example: When the band's piccolo player quit, the first chair flute had to pick up the slack by becoming a piccolute.
nothing to do with what you are talking about.
Example: Where did that come from? You are totally pickin' a fruit from the random tree.
Example: Thisd here thingsx a mess. Oops, sorry about that. I pickle-fingered.
Example: How does that pickle taste? It's pickleicious.
Example: Aren't you going out to play with Jamie? No, he's a picklenose.
Example: Steve doesn't mind when I tease him. He's so pickonable.
invites practical jokes and other similar harassment.
Example: When Joey's got a hangover, he's too pickuponable to ignore.
value to anyone (including yourself), and to have a helluva good time doing it.
Example: Are you doing anything right now?
Yes, I am. I'm pididdling my way through the real reasons dragons can fly despite being so large and heavy.
Example: There were lots of people up in that piece.
Example: Look at my piecer in the driveway. It's rusted out.
Example: You got a pienthis?
Example: Mike quickly said pier to his friends as he drove away.
Example: Piff a chicken through a taxi window for a real thrill.
Example: I piffed off early from work, piffed home, piffed on a dress, and piffed down to the pub.
Example: mojobob: I'm a really groovy and fabulous person.
Example: You pig farmer.
Example: To mess around with the substitute teacher we all talked in pig latino the whole day.
Example: Aww. Cute little pig-e-doodles.
opens a present that you really really want.
Example: I felt piger rising from my blood as my brother opened his new CD player.
Example: Oh, pigfat! I'm in trouble.
Example: I know you've got a hole in your jumper, but please stop piggling with it.
Example: your such a piggytanucus...
Example: God Pikachu, will you shut the hell up?!
Example: Was Fred at the pub? No, he piked.
An individual who has no monetary worth or cuts corners trying to save money.
Example: Matt. who cleans pools part time to make ends meet, is known as a piker to his more affluent peers.
Example: I woke up in one massive puddle of pildew this morning.
Example: Yeah, there's nothing to do so we're all just piling out at Phil's house.
Example: I'm open, pass me the pill.
Example: When a friend says or does something stuid, you pillock is a gentle rebuke.
Example: So now Chris is a friggin' pilot?
Usually is accompanied by girls.
Example: This show is overrun with pilsers.
Derived from the french pronunciation of the word pimp.
Example: Chris is a prepostrous pim. Have you seen the way he ogles women on the subway?
Example: These guys will have to talk to my pimp if they want to extend my contract
Example: Yo, can I bum a Pimp from you, I'm Out.
Example: I'm just pimpin' my new CD.
Example: Nano and Jsteel are pimp ninjas. I hope they don't get kung fu on me because I am such a loser.
Example: Those guys where bothering us...until Bruce pimp-slapped the biggest one.
He gets all the hot females and leaves none for his friends.
Sometimes is disliked by other guys.
Example: Alex is the biggest pimpasaurus ever. He's got Serena, Jessica, Libby, and everyone else at school.
The core course involves the studying of celestial bodies roaming on the beaches.
Example: Frank, who was very fond of women, majored in pimpistic engineering at the beach.
Example: Dammit, Todd, you're a pimple on the ass of humanity.... And you smell bad on top of that. Not to mention your stupid haircut.
And that you're fat. Or that your clothes look awful--well, they're actually a bit better since you got married again.
Example: Harvey won't come to the mall because he's afraid people will laugh at the pimplets all over his forehead.
Example: Pimpshway car!
Example: That cashew was pimptastic.
Example: You got a pineapple I could borrow?
Example: Did you see Joe's rusted out pickup truck? What a Piney!
Example: Ouch, that hurts. The leaves on that bush are piney.
Medium-specific alternatives such as call, email, IM, find, and call your cell are often too specific
when all you mean to say is I'll get in touch with you somehow.
Example: I'm not sure what I'm up to tonight, but I'll ping you before I go out.
Example: So, I was walking in the park one day wh--
You said something.
surname for several persons in the US.]
Example: Boobies jiggle is a good ping test, but I think clang, clang, clang went the trolley is more accurate.
Example: In his low cut pants and belly shirt, Chris was a pink squirrel on the prowl.
Example: I pinked the sofa and the wall so that the gap was closed.
Example: Shaq is in the pinkerton of his career.
Example: I bet that Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen uses excessive pinktuation on his autographs.
Example: John's pinny, so stay away from him.
Example: when my pouch of pino mix was accidently opened bad things started happening around my house. there are only 2 pouches left i have one of them. i will keep it from the hands of the foolish.
who therefore wants to be (a) real (boy).
Example: Call me a Pinocchiist, but if I spend another minute at this mall I might have an ontological crisis.
Example: His socks are more pious than the pope's.
Example: lets go pipping. as in, lets do the deed of sitting in a PIP.
Example: It is so hot I could use a pipin' cold soda about now.
from the rest of the crowd. In other words one can
act dumb, stupid, funny, or just be unique enough that
he separates himself from the crowd.
Example: Chris was acting the big pipots last night.
Example: Your fake accent sounds a little Pirish to me.
Example: Hey, bartender, one piscola please--and make it strong.
Example: I was so pished, I never got home. The rain pished down on me.
Example: A packet of smokes and six cold cans of piss.
but amazingly say the words, I'm pissed as a rat.
Example: I'm pissed as a rat.
Example: Her husband coming home late had her in a real state of pisstivity.
Example: Hold up a second, ladies, DJ's gotta make a pit stop.
Example: he's such a PITA.
Example: Did you hear what Danny just said? What a pitard!
Example: Capitulate or I'll pitbullate you.
Example: Whoa, I have now entered Pittsborough
Mainly limited to western Pennsylvania.
It is considered a blue-collar way of speaking, and not something you would want to use in a job interview.
Example: you might want to stop using that Pittsburghese if you want to get a good job and move out of here
Example: I just got a ding in my car, you broke your nail, and Mike just got an A- (instead of his usual A) on his exam. I guess we should just all get together and have a pity party.
Example: Steve is a total pity whore.
Always complaining to everyone how he has no car, no money, and no girlfriend.
pronounced (Pizza and a Poutine).
Example: Hey guido, what do you say we go out for a pitz an' a pout tonight.
Example: If someone repeatedly asks you, What are you wearing to the concert tonight? and you keep answering,
I don't know. But they still ramble on, then you can say, Get away from me, ya piv! And then walk away.
Example: I'm just a low-down pixelpusher. (or) That site is pixel-pushing some tight designs.
Most common among gamers and programmers.
Example: Jack was so pixeled last night it was pathetic.
Example: Chris is pixelixian. He gets he protein by eating gerbils for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Example: Look at Joe, doing another cut-out in photoshop. Pixelmonkey.
Example: Jon (to Jane, over a cam): What did you just do? There was some massive pixelortion!
Jane: Stupid server.
Expertly and swiftly working with a deft and steady hand (unless it's late or there's a deadline involved)
to produce highly professional and exemplary digital design work.
And posting trendy links to ostensibly cutting edge web sites...and stuff.
Example: Man, is that Arber, Rich, and Rina from Pixelsurgeon? They're cutting edge, man! Cutting edge!
kinds of pizza. Pepperoni = Busch, cheese = Pabst Blue Ribbon....
Example: Let's go drink some pizza.
Example: Man do you believe that. That pizza kid has earned 5 millon dollars this year with his start up
Example: Hey! Stop taking the bigger pieces of pizza! You're giving me a massive case of pizza envy.
Example: The cold drink did nothing to reduce the pain in her pizzapyrodermis that resulted from devouring the pie in record time. Her doctor had concurred, she was sullering from acute pizzapyrodermis.
Example: Do you feel like pepperoni--or just a pizzer?
Example: Pizzout Mike!
Example: I used to date her... she was a PK!
Example: These jeans didn't fit me anymore, so I made a pkirt out of them.
Example: I love plabophiles.
so those victims go forth and take the advice...derived from placebo
Example: Charlie says to Latisha, in her time of woe after she's been dumped by her beloved, The time is right for plucking every hair from your body and replacing it with gravel or at least Ham gift tags. Charlie's advice shows his Placebian ways.
Example: Billy Beaver's wanton plageudorism did not go unnoticed by the the word's creator, E. Glenn.
Example: Every grunge band since Nirvana has engaged in flagrant and constant plagiarhythm.
in order to plague and aggravate millions of peaceful Internet users.
Example: They advertised 50 million e-mail addresses for $100 which includes the latest plagueware to easily deliver tons of spam to those addresses.
Example: Claudia loved the plastic wood, or plahogany, in the interior of her 2003 Corolla.
Example: Dinna offend his clan; he's a fierce plaidiator.
Example: He is a plamf!
Example: Okay, let's get plan B into motion...
Example: Chris is a plank. He's also dumber than a post.
woman or man to throw off the would-be seekers.
The goal is to collect as many emails as possible to promote something.
Example: That girl must be a plant.
Example: Johnnie says to Tina Yeah it was great seeing you again.
You To Johnnie, Tina says with little emotion. Johnnie to Emily, PLastic Much?
Example: The Finnish art of platformization originated in the early 20th century.
Example: Don't you hate it when that platitudypus spews those banalities.
Example: See that girl in the line up for that very lame club...the one with the platties on? That's my mum..
Example: Zack tried to break up with Chandra and she started to play misty on him.
Example: 1. Jen is flirting with Bobby--that is such a play-on.
Yesterday she told me how much she hated him.
2. Cathy is acting like she wants to hang out with us tonight--it's a play-on.
Example: I was played after that concert last night.
Example: - i wonder if i could make my car do flips in the air.. - i think you'd be better off playing with knives
Example: pld you = good job you, well done.
Example: My little brother Jerad won't quit being a please-e-asuar.
Example: That jacket look like pleather.
Example: That medicine tastes pleauky.
Example: If you want to get in good with me, try doing my washing and ironing, plebbi.
Example: Oh, plech! I just spilled my cream soda all over my new pants.
Example: Your boss gave you too much to do and you're stressed out? Oh, pleh. Go whine to someone else.
Example: Plenigamy is the best of both worlds--you're married to a man and a woman.
Example: As he built to a crescendo his plenktrum flew across the strings.
Example: Darwin Herbert von Ribbentrop Smythe! Eva shouted, driven in her exasperation to use his plenonym. Get your ass in this house RIGHT NOW!
Example: No worries, my friend; you've got plentsch cool to catch that lady's eye.
Example: Joe: You are such a stupid dumb-dumb-head. Nostradramus: Quiet, insolent pleonastician.
often involving a trick question or a misleading story.
Example: A riddle like How many animals did Moses take on the ark? is a plepple.
but one in pleather implies faux evil or plevilness. Usually black pleather.
Example: On Buffy the Vampire Slayer, season 2, Angel was evil and wore black leather pants. In season 3, Faith was ambiguous. She wore black pleather as a sign of her plevilness.
Example: He is a plexi and is set out to be like you.
Usually means very long hair, no makeup, and severely modest clothing. (Utah slang)
Example: You really need to get a haircut. You're starting to look a little pliggy.
Example: Many good marksmen learned their shooting skills by plinking as kids.
Example: Gee Billy, you sure did ploaf those french fries. They are really burnt.
Example: bollocks! The plod just flashed his cherries!
Example: That darn sink is plogged again.
Example: we didn't have to be there till 6, so we ploistered around town for an hour.
Also plonker - one who deserves plonking.
Example: You're so fulla crap. I'm never reading another line of your drivel. PLONK!
Example: i've got nothing to do this weekend. I think i'll plonticulate in front of the TV for a while.
Example: Look at the size of that plook on the end of your nose.
Example: I put down my slushie so fast that I plooped a girl two rows ahead of me.
Example: Plorks are plentiful tonight.
Example: Henry Rollins had some severe plot-loss during a story about Crispin Glover and hotel telephones.
Example: The installation of the sound card includes a little plug and pray that Windows can find it
Example: Here's the new content, here's the template to use -- it's plug-inski.
usually when bending down. Called plumber's crack due to the high amount of overweight plumbers in Australia who cannot get shorts to fit them.
Example: Hehe, get a look at his plumber's crack. His stubbies are wayyy too small.
(Stubbies are an Australian brand of shorts.)
Derived from the English naval pudding dish plum duff.
Example: Trey: Your mom is chillin'.
Tyrone: Nah, she's just plumduffin cuz she's out of ciggies and doesn't want to go to the store.
Example: Oh, plunketygeb!
Example: Suntan cream will give you a pluntan.
Example: When extending a kindness to someone in need, say plur. If they ask you what it means, spread the love!
Making referance to them in a work using this word it s easier than to ennumerate all of them.
Example: Plurnesajumamerven will suffer in the close future a radical change in the positional aspect.
Example: Plurp! My computer just crashed again!
as a direct result of the questioning.
Example: A: Are you ok?
B: Yes, fine.
A: Are you sure?
A: No, seriously, are you ok?
A: Are you sure?
B: Dammit! Stop asking me. I've already told you.
A: Ah, you're not okay at all.
B: Look, it's just a plysu thing.
Example: He said, Never again going to be another person?s slave, never again going to take abuse at
work or home??PMD!
Example: just don't even talk to that girl in the corner ripping her hair out, she's PMDDSing.
Example: The pneumaplasm of John F. Kennedy was such that many sensed when he was present in the room without actually seeing him there.
Example: When I was po' in college, my boyfriend paid for dinners. Now that he's unemployed and po', I pay.
Also poerfectionist, a writer (usually poet) who won't change a line because
that's the way I dreamed it.
Example: I hate grading his papers; he's such a po'fectionist that he ignores the comments.
Example: The po-leece busted me for jaywalking--then the guy from Wal Mart ran up and told them I stole their shopping cart.
Example: Look out, here comes the Po Po
Example: the bug in the program is due to a pobcak.
2. To leave immediately after hearing a pock request, without bearing the speaker any ill will.
Example: (Your friend Bill is yakking while you're trying to finish your taxes.) You: Um, Bill? ...Pock. (Bill nods and walks out without feeling offended.)
Example: i was sitting awkwardly, in considerable discomfort. a quick game of pocket billiards soon solved the problem
Example: Hey, bud, I just bought some smokes. You got that pocket dragon?
Example: You'll never afford a 'Vette, but for $15 grand you can get a nice pocket rocket.
Example: Q: What are you driveing these days? A: Ehh, a Pod.
Example: Well, Mr. Buckley, in the words of Horace, or was it Yoggi Berra?: podex equis est.
Example: Sled dogs wear booties to prevent the snow and ice from making their podies crack.
Example: I went to the podoge place, and it was so cool.
Example: Dan's poetndidntknowitness made me stare and wish I was not there.
Example: Eat too much of that pogey bait and you are going to rot your teeth.
Example: I was pogged after that meal.
Example: Don't be jumping around like that--you look like a poindexter.
Example: Poing! (upon having spotted an elusive PS2)
Example: Ever since FF9 came out, she's been poinging around like you wouldn't believe!
Example: By playing the Jubilee concert, Ray Davies had certainly reached The Point Of No Rebel. (Also Paul McCartney, Joe Cocker, Brian Wilson, and Steve Winwood).
Example: Now that's a pointful idea.
Example: My three-year-old son always looks pointy right after a haircut.
Example: My boss is a pointy-haired one.
Example: That meal was poison pie.
Example: Tried to get rid of Chris, but he just wouldn't leave. Jerk's a poiter.
Example: Yeah, she's eminently pokeable.
Example: Jeez, mate, I've blown the head-gasket on the Holden. It's poked.
Example: My god! She's capturing Pokemon and making them into sweaters!
Example: Billy! Sit still and stop pokevoking your sister or she's gonna smack you and you'll deserve it.
Example: That was like, SO polar.
Example: The polarimorph emerged gracefully from the MD5 hash algorithm.
Example: I figure the shell script to generate that polibot's newspaper columns would run 50, maybe 60 lines max.
Example: No, I didn't misunderstand. We just don't sell sport books or give discounts for no reason, the bookseller said policitly.
Example: Clinton is a hella good politeician.
Thus, people who were being PS would say Aids even when its use was incorrect,
they would say country pursuits instead of blood sports, and would always say chairman instead of chair
Example: Whatever else she may be, conservative or liberal, this pseudodictionary editor will be politically sound.
Example: The local building codes say I have to heat a breezeway if I put one in.
It's just another politrick to slow down growth.
Example: Frankie Yankovic was a definite polkaman.
Example: I pollocked some fence rails from a pile in the woods that had been untouched for years.
Example: I told you. Can't talk, can't fly. It's a pollyfutile.
Example: After weeks of AIM conversations with Heather, I began also messaging Julia, who was also messaging Heather at the same time. We were a happy polyAIMorous threesome.
Example: Many polyamory communities are represented on the Web.
Example: Upon leaving a lift full of business guys in summer who are wearing polyester shirts you exclaim Boy, was that a bad polyfester.
2. A person who wears dentures.
Example: Though toothless, Grandfather Jones was polygriptic and never tired of taking
his dentures out to amaze and startle his grandchildren.
Example: Sue is my primary polylamour and Judy is my secondary.
Example: She hates being in crowds. She's got polypersonaphobia.
Example: That girl can really dance! She must come from a polyrhythmic family.
Example: That theory of yours is polytesticular.
Example: Those pomples that Britney Spears wore in her hair her Baby One More Time video were very cute.
Example: Check Madonna's new accent--she is being so pompoose.
Example: He was acting in a rather poncy manner.
Example: That guy that keeps coming around and messing up my stuff ain't nothin' but a pone.
Example: You're really pongta.
Conceived by brewers as a means of keeping beer cold when taken outside in a cooler.
Example: If we are taking a cooler to the beach, make sure to pick up a twelve pack of ponies.
Example: You're a ponk if you let her get away with thalking to you like that.
Example: Just think of the pontificatory activity that was poured into this magnificent masterpiece.
Example: Alex, your haircut looks well pony did you wanna look like you're proper bent?
Example: That cigarette is pooched.
Example: The poochiecat crawled out of the dumpster with a drumstick in her mouth.
Example: Omigod! I ate so much that I've got a poochy!
Example: The poochycat crawled out of the dumpster with a drumstick in her mouth.
Example: Shut up. Jeez, you're in a pood tonight.
Example: I was talking to that guy, and he just went poof on me! I'm sorry I poofed, I had to get something to drink.
Example: Stop poofin me.
Example: Such a poofkele is my best friend's Samoyed!
Example: 'I missed by a poofteenth'
Example: Joel just barfed all over John's flyscreen, and he only had a few sips of cougar. He's just another poog.
Example: I can't believe you just did that to me, you pooge!
Example: Your excuses for life are all pooh berries. Stop whining and start doing.
Example: In getting ready for bed, my little girl can zip up her pooh-tooh by herself.
Example: Sean Connery's my favorite pookie... Too bad he's old enough to be my grandfather.
Example: Holds up small paper cup. If you're gonna pookie, pookie into this.
Example: Damn! How long have I been walking around with the poolay-hair? All morning, lucky you!
Example: See Chad at the party? He was poolin all nite.
Example: Those Poomies are raiding the garbage bins again.
Example: I didn't have a pencil for the test, so I pooned one from the guy sitting next to me.
Example: that girl, shes poon-tang mate
at the helm, which was located on the poop deck--a small deck at the rear or stern of an old sailing vessel.
Example: Boy, am I pooped today.
Example: Pick me up a pack o' poor man's air fresheners.
Example: I am not a poosma...
Example: Poot! I banged my shin.
Example: Me: Heeeey, watcha doin'?
Claire: I'm on the pooter!
does something that the older person finds unacceptable
Example: Don't do that, ya dern pootnik
Example: You want this website done by 3am? I'll have a pop but I can't promise anything!
Example: We'll have another bottle of pop off the good Mottram and be off to the old-hundreth.
(from Brideshead Revisited by E. Waugh)
Coined by Jer Wyatt after pro Welsh downhill mountain biker Steve Jones blew out a testicle when competing in the World Cup last year.
Example: Did you hear? Jonesy popped a cod in the States last week.
Borrowed from computer science, similar in meaning to backlist.
Example: I told Joan about the interesting factoid I heard on the radio, we got to talking about about
other radio stations, then advertising, and then Gap. Then she popped the stack and asked me about what radio program I was listening to.
Example: Hey, man, good to see you. Pop-a-squat, then grab a brewski.
Example: Hey guys, what's popdiddillyoppin'?
Example: Punk Rock in the 70's & 80's was rebellious, but in the 90's it became commercial popaganda.
In English lot is much.
Example: My girlfriend has popalot.
Example: No, I haven't slept with her yet. We're still only having pope-sex.
Example: That last show was pope-tastic.
Example: Let's grab a popkin.
Example: We just got a shipment of poppies in, so now we can send things out and they won't get broken.
Example: Don't talk poppysprut to me.
Example: That left brain/right brain stuff is all popsych.
Example: I would have enjoyed the show if it weren't for all the poptards.
Example: My site, gohereorillkillyou.com, is a waste of space, while my brother's page, eBay.com, is a populapage.
Example: The citizens of large cities suffer from the effects of popullution.
Example: When a pop up window saying that I had won $5 popped up, I got popupcloseaphobia.
From the phrase, Calling Ralph and Hughie on the porcelain telephone.
Example: Q: How was the party?
A: Not good. I spent all night talking on the porcelain telephone.
Example: If your idea of a good party is sitting around with 3D glasses and staring at last year's SI swimsuit magazine while sipping an import, you are a major porch monkey.
Example: I saw Curtis drinking porchclimber last night, I wonder how he fared today?
Example: Check out these porchpants. They have special padding on the back, so they're made for sitting on a porch
Example: I wonder if porcudillos can roll into a ball or defend themselves with spikes.
Example: His new girlfriend is a bit of a porg.
2. To make oneself satisfied and paralyzed.
Example: 1. After porkifying the apple, it was subsequently made of ham.
2. He was so porkified after dinner that he couldn't stand up.
when you close one window, several others pop up in its place.
The only way to kill a porn hydra is to shut down your entire browser.
Example: Quick, get rid of the porn hydra before your boss comes over here!
Example: Hey, did you see Wayne's new girlfriend? She's so fat, she could be a pornhography star.
Example: Someone came in and pornificated my Barbie collection while I was out at a Star Trek convention.
Example: I was in Consumer Economics today and we had to watch a porno on supply and demand.
Example: Whoa, we've got a pornobyte of data to wade through this weekend to get that report ready
Example: Mandatory arbitration which caters to large corporate sponsors at the expense of legitimate consumer rights is a pornocracy, an obscene misuse of power by the system designed to enforce such rights.
Example: The judge was a pornocrat, always siding with the police even though many of the cases involved illegal procedures and physical abuse of suspects.
begins to lose weight. Anywhere from 12 hours to two-three days or more.
Example: He looks like he lost some weight. He's gone pornorexic.
Example: That pornpilferer Mitch still hasn't brought back _Debbie Does Dallas_.
Example: Tony Blair *sounds* English, but he was born and educated in Scotland. He's just another porridge-wog Labour politician.
Example: Jim is always portanizing cities to give them class. (A-port, D-port, KC-port... etc...)
2. Something inadequate or inferior. (Second use coined by the mighty poser Brandon Bingham of Sacramento, CA.)
Example: She can't even stand on skates! Get the poser! OR Good, you didn't get the weak poser corn dogs.
made with oatmeal boiled for at least 2 hours, only salt added.
This is a NE Scotland (Aberdeenshire) term, invented by my grandfather.
Example: Yon poshie's affa het, ken! Awa' an pit sae mik onnit, min.
Example: I dont care. I feel posinegative
Example: That person gives me a severe posmind!
Example: Only a possibilitist would take tumbleweed and market it as exlusive furniture in the U.K.
Example: That possum jockey has cost me another client.
Example: Is he really asleep, or just possuming so he doesnt have to listen to you?
Example: Have you been to the forums lately? The post whores have taken over.
Example: You and I both know that it was a bad idea, OK? One more postacridiction out of you and you can walk home.
Example: Don?t give any more work to David. He?s about to go postal. | I wouldn?t be surprised if Barry goes postal tomorrow.
Example: Laura's room is tiny--it's poster factor is six.
Example: After she died, he slipped into postlapsaria.
Example: Looking back, I realize now that was a dream job. But the way I was postspancinerating at the end, they'd never take me back.
Example: I'm POTOing here, but your hair is on fire.
2)to role-play or otherwise act in the spirit of said books.
Example: Q. Why were you up so late last night? A. Oh, I was just Pottering around with my sister.
She thinks Hagrid will die in the next book, but she's so wrong--it'll be Ginny for sure.
who wrote about the trend of writing erotic stories based on the characters in the Harry Potter books
in the San Francisco Chronicle:
Pieces of Potter erotica (or is it Potterotica?) limning the sex lives of Hogwarts wizards and witches--
straight, gay or a bit of both--are proliferating like mushrooms in a dungeon, most of them creatively fast-forwarded to a time when all parties are safely over the age of consent.
Example: Among the legion of Harry Potter fan sites is a growing number containing what can only be described as Potterotica.
Example: All of the chess players in New York's Washington Square are potzers.
Example: He may be versed in the art of poultroscopy, but a doctor he aint.
Example: Bryan pounced on Zannah!
Example: Yo! I heard you are got an A on that test. Give me a pound yo!
Example: I'll get the poutine please, with extra gravy.
Example: We grew up poor as hell in a very poverted neighborhood
Example: This curry is powee.
Example: It doesn't matter if it's 5 am. Just let me get some power sleep and Ill be good for work at 7.
references that you can use shortcuts rather than explain stuff.
Analogous to computer power users, who use keyboard commands rather than menu commands for
complex and esoteric functions.
Example: Jill and I had a great powerchat the other day.
Example: I'd better take the rest of the day off - that sales guy gave me a dose of PPP. Common in PR/Marketing circles.
Example: I told that store I wanted a freebie and if I don't get it, someone is going to get told. power trippin
Example: Street Fighter was a poxy movie.
also used as a comeback when you can't think of a good one.
Example: That's not a word, John said. Ppsshh, that's what you think, I replied.
When enough points are attained, the punk may move up another level and gain a sense of punker-than-thou superiority.
Example: That was the best band ever. Did you see that guy puke on stage? That's hella PR points.
Example: sum1 hook me up wit sum BRITNEY SPEARZ PR0N W00T W00T!
Example: Bob: Do you like to eat crab dip? Jim: Praddamouj.
Example: How we gonna prairie dog if the get rid of the cubicles?
Example: I don't care how shady the next rest stop is, I'm prairie-doggin' so I'll take whatever they've got to offer.
Example: I'll lend you my car, but don't prang it.
Example: I know you stole my PS2, you prangers!
Example: No prasling, Ii will ge a job in my field.
Example: We had to wait in line at the cafeteria because the minister praught until 12:30.
Example: I think I might prawly should get a taxi cab.
Example: She's a prawn. yeah i know, its a shame.
Note that a prawn is also a shrimp-like sea creature.
Example: This room smells like prawn.
Example: That's prazactly what I was thinking.
Example: I love her, she's my pre-ance. We'll get married eventually. Anyway, that's what she thinks--works well for getting her in bed.
Example: Here's a pre-enactment of me hitting on that girl over there.
Stands for pre-Vatican II, post-Vatican II; the ideological dividing line in the Roman Catholic Church.
Example: They are such a pre-V2 family they still abstain from meat of Fridays.
Example: coffee shops serving mocha and lattes are so pre2k.
Example: As used in a TV report about going to the beach after fatal shark attack at Virginia Beach, VA:
We'll just have to be precautious is all.
Rrelating to, or having primadonna characteristics or qualities;
acting snobby, stuck-up or having petty notions;
stick-up-your-ass frame of mind;
music diva distinctiveness;
obsession with material objects;
or relations with high and mighty egotistical MTV icons.
Example: The cheerleader walked by her old crowd of friends, sticking her nose up with a predonistic flare as she wrapped her arm around her new boyfriend. OR The pop star ignored the little girl asking for an autograph, predonistically waving her away.
Example: Dick: Let's go out to the club tonight and get sloshed!
Jane: I can't get drunk on a weekday night, I hafta work tomorrow.
Dick: Who cares, it's the preekend.
Example: When I play gigs, my manager makes sure I get the pref.
Example: He tried to get the sparks to light by blowing on them, but he preffered them instead.
Example: Talk shows frequently feature episodes about guys who have gotten their relatives preggo.
Example: He's cute, except for his pregnant chad.
Example: Sally radiated enough pregnatism to lure ten co-workers into orbit.
Example: Her manuscript was published prehumously; she was happy to have been so honored in her own time.
Example: I was about to ask her out but she prejected me with her talk about her boyfriend.
before you've finished typing.
Example: Steve had a premature enterjaculation when messaging Tonya. His message said, Thanks for the piz.
Example: Yeah, in IE, if you accidentally hit return when filling in fields, you are likely to experience premature submification. (Nothing to be self-conscious about though. Everyone experiences it at one time or another.)
Example: Bob's a bit too preop for the job.
Example: Can we prepone the meeting from 7 to 6?
A combination of preposterous and posterity, in case you didn't figure out.
Example: The teacher's request that we do a 600 page paper by the next day would live on in preposterity.
Example: I'm such a perfectionist, I need to make sure everything is presactly right.
Example: I'm looking forward to that prescrumptious post prandial pecan pie.
1. Anything that one considers appreciated; e.g., I'd like to presh is like saying I'd like to enjoy.
(Cig, beer, a comfy seat, etc.)
2. The act of appreciating something. E.g., Don't bother me, I'm preshing. (Your girlfriend, a funny TV show, good music, anything.
3. To show appreciation: e.g., your friend buys you a shot at the bar, you say, Presh. This says that you appreciate the action performed by the other.
Example: Say you drive by a hot chick in the car or see one at the bar, you can point and say, Presh.
OR Instead of Thank you, just say, Presh.
There are hundreds of instances and circumstance that are acceptable uses of this pseudo-word.
Hope you can clarify my mangled definition. Thanks.
Example: Dropped from school, hanging out only with prestupnikim ve-prestupnikot.
Example: Darrell Green pretired before the season started, but later changed his mind.
Example: She was a lovely girl, with prettiful eyes.
Example: I've prettyfied this site by adding my word.
Example: Your hair smells prettyful.
Example: Prezactly what I was thinking, George!
Example: I told my prime to attack the half-orc barbarian.
not to be confused with first available spot
Example: Somebody's parked in primero, so now I have to walk.
Chris, get my cigarettes from my car. Oh, don't whine. I'm parked in primero.
Example: Princess, get away from me.
Example: When asked for a favor, her usual response was to princess out, claiming that her uncommonly strenuous life exempted her from helping others.
Example: Give the work to Princess Leia, but don't expect a single line of code before the due date.
Example: There's a space there by the entrance. Sweet. Princess parking.
Example: My paper was lost in the printer games
Example: homework's done, printit!
Example: Hello, Postmaster! Please Prioritate this package for me.
Example: Emma is so prissy--look at her hair.
Example: Would you care to join me in a privial pursuit? Looks like she's off on a privial pursuit.
Example: She accidently threw the prndl into P and nearly went through the windshield.
Example: 1)describing some sod's lowered civic- you: damn skippy that thing's flash
me:yup, its got all the pro-gear 2)describing a poser- jinkies, that kid's got all the pro-gear
Example: He said it was true, so it probidently must be.
Example: Amy: You goin' to that party tonite? Dana:Probly.
Example: A. Hmmm, I guess she's not gonna show up. B. Probviously.
Example: After much procrapstination, Chris decided it would not be necessary to take along his entire scrap metal collection
Example: The student, stricken with Procrastinitis, remained home to finish the 4 page essay (the day before it was due).
Example: I am a master at procrastibating, I'll tell you all about it later!
Example: Chris appears to get his statistics by extensive proctological introspection.
visions concerning the future.
Example: Ulrich in his writtings is an adept of the prodantism.
Example: Wow, your monkey servant is so prodiginiferous!
Example: Wow, your fro looks prodiginous!
making the situation epic.
Example: After Tasha got up, she caused even more of a scene by throwing her purse on the ground,
punching her boyfriend, and stomping into a store. What she did was a production.
Example: If your word is too rude for Pseudodictionary you might find it on Profanisaurus.
Coined by Rich Lowtax Kyanka.
Example: John: Toronto is a great city, no wonder it's the capital of Canada.
Jack: Actually, Ottawa is the capital of Canada.
John: Thank you, Professor Smarty-Pockets
Example: Sophie spent so much of her time coding for ACME Security that she began to develop a programmer's hunch.
Example: Schlackel has good ideas--he just chooses not to act on them because he is proinactive.
Example: I'll prolly use this word again today.
Example: A. Why did you do that? B. Prolly bees I was bored.
Example: Q. Did Chris finish serving his time? A. No, he's a proly.
A mangling of promiscuous, issue, and misuse.
Example: I can't believe it!
Over a hundred cars got ticketed during the festival.
Apparently, some traffic cop was feeling particularly promisuseous.
take possesion of by dubious ingenuity.
Established slang variant of the more common definition of promote--i.e., to advance in station, rank, or honor.
Example: I just might have to promote your new girlfriend.
Example: She always hacks me off. What a pronghead!
Example: Hey, I can pick you up at the airport, pronoblem.
Example: Am so tired; must stop walking everywhere. Wonder if there's a cafe nearby where can stop for drink.
Example: Would you please pronunciate your words, Billy? I can't understand you.
Example: Elizabeth: You need to pronuncificate that word. Carl: What?
proof pages purely as retaliation for marking something reasonable on theirs earlier.
Also known as proof jousting. Partly derived from calendar battleships--
two people exchanging salvos of dates in an attempt to agree a meeting,
either business or social.
Example: Honestly, I was playing proof battleships with Tom all day yesterday. What a waste of time.
Example: Those commercials are a bunch of artless propagucci.
Example: Please pass me that box of propery.
Example: What's a proproprofilephile? Fuhgedaboudit!
Example: Gotta give that girl props for her web site...
Example: There sure are a lot of good prospects here.
Example: Look at that little girl's hoochy diva ensemble. Oooh, prostitot.
Example: Sippowicz: The doctor says I gotta get my prostrate gland removed.
Example: Quit messin' around, protard. (From New Brunswick, Charleston Lake.)
Example: To be my proximate, brave Lancelot, thou shalt have to search for the Holy Mascara.
Example: Frozen dinners again tonight? That's prozactly what I wanted.
Example: Sara and I shared a prozookinookie last night.
Example: Chris, ray, Sam and kerem are all prubes
Example: Carol's prufrockery over what slacks to pack caused her to miss her flight.
Example: We need spaghubbub... oohh... prunk! speghetti!
Example: That girl is pry cute. I'll pry see you in a few hours.
That car is pry cool looking!
Example: Did you see my latest word in Psed?
Example: Those philosophy majors are all such pseuds about Wittgenstein and such.
Example: Hey, I just thought of a good word we could send in to.... Oh, pseud'oh!
Example: Xaphod: I was up until 3am last night submitting words
Kelly: Wow, talk about Pseudiction.
Example: I'm sorry, Mrs.Vukasovich, your son has pseudictionaria.
Example: With Spammotel, it's like checking into a motel room and using it for your snail mail address. If you start getting junk mail at your pseudoaddress, you just check out--and leave no forwarding address.
Example: Terry: Ooh, Safrlte, that sounds like a good one... How about terlska and trofns?...
Yes, this will make a fine Pseudobatch.
Example: Thought my post was amusing--until it got pseudoctrinated. Asshole editor!!!
depending on how it goes.
Example: I'd have talked to him, if I hadn't been on a pseudodate with that loser, Chris.
Example: I would have got to sleep, but I got a pseudodict-a-phone.
and e-mails words to friends and colleagues with the sole purpose being to annoy them.
Example: Dirty Sanchez: Look Duke, if you don't stop these wanton acts of pseudodicterrorism,
I am goin' to open up a serious can of whup-ass on your head. The Duke: So, block me.
Example: Naomi realized she had forgotten to give credit where it was due for a word she submitted.
To avoid getting barbecued, she sent a pseudodictinquiry asking that her entry be edited.
Example: Nice pseudodiction--it made your report very colloquial.
Example: Bob. DAMN YOU MOOFIES!
Slim. What the heck's a moofie?
Bob. Search for it at pseudodictionary.
Example: Should the pseudodictionary change its policy and opt for elitism rather than egalitarianism, then the pseudodoctrinati might become a subset of the literati.
Example: Quit trying to baffelgab me with that pseudodork talk of yours.
Example: I fried my brain with pseudojudo thinking up new words for the pseudodictionary.
Example: Brian stole my pencil, then gave it back an hour later. He's a pseudoklepto.
Example: I just love your Powerpuff Girls pseudold-school ringer t-shirt.
Example: The Corner Bar band's lead singer acted like a pseudolebrity, waving to his fans.
The pretense that one knows or actually understands one or more important questions about life.
Example: He's not much of an intellectual, but at 6:00 he's all about some pseudolosophy.
Example: Virgio submitted the word pseudoneologist and is thus a pseudoneologist.
Example: I know a person I don't like--Paul Blackhead, which is also his pseudonomenclature.
Phillip Anchors has a pseudonomenclature, also.
Example: Hey, Bill, what's another name for a pseudonym?
Dunno, Ben, I've been looking at this site for so long my mind's gone completely pseudonumb!
Add to it phobia--an intense, irrational, unrealistic fear of an object, an event, or a feeling.
The result is a fear of false feet...in my case, fear of overly large feet - platform shoes. :-)
Example: Man, those shoes are causing my pseudopodophobia to act up again...keep her away from me!
Example: Kevin refused to admit failure as he presented his pseudorigami to his unimpressed friends.
usually designated as a space for presenting digital media works.
Example: I downloaded numerous icons and fonts during my brief tenure in the pseudoroom,
and now I'm sorry to be leaving for the night.
for a t-shirt she [See her.] designed.
Often followed by boring articles that attack President Bush and mentions (sic) there (sic)site.
Example: See right column, main page. [ED.
Beau failed to use his word in his example.
Despite that shortcoming, the word was added to the pseudodictionary.
We're way too cool to reject a word because it's critical of us.
Besides, we might see endless complaints about censorship if we rejected them.
Take another whack at us, if you dare. We can take it.] [Supposedly, when Franklin Delano Roosevelt
was President he got into an argument with the publisher William Randolph Hearst.
When their war of words was finally over, he was asked if he had learned anything.
He responded, I learned not to argue with people who buy their ink by the barrel.
Also attributed to Mark Twain as I never argue with people who buy their ink by the barrel
and Never pick fights with people who buy their ink by the barrel.
Added by Alan C. Page (NFL Hall of Famer and Associate Justice of the Minnesota Supreme Court)
in a 1998 keynote address or their paper by the ton.
See https://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/17465.html for more.]
Example: The old woman chased us off her property half way through the funeral. It wasn't till Tuesday we found out that it had been conducted by a pseudovicar. That explains everything.
Example: In a pseudoworld Sally sees the window as not broken, but everybody else sees that it is.
Example: More psketti, mum?
Example: It's the end of the world ! Repent now you mortal sinner ! Before....
Example: Statement: Hey, you girlfriend thinks that your not buying her enough presents. response: psshhh
Pssst is the sound people make when they disagree with something someone said,
and want to express their disapproval with one easily said syllable.
This is the text version of that sound and has become a very useful word among my friends.
Example: Guy1: You know, the Detroit Lions aren' that bad.
Example: The former Soviet Union and china are examples of psuedocommunism.
You've obviously sent her a psychic e-mail.
Example: God, it was so weird. I was sending psychic e-mail all day.
Example: He was already tired of his life, having seen it many times before using his psychlic ability.
Example: 1. His continuous evaluation of me was nothing but psychobabble.
2. ADHD or ADD is nothing but a bunch of psychobabble.
Example: I got the he-be-je-be's when that psychofungalfreak started following me around at the party.
Example: Hey, that's what I was going to say. We are psychoholic.
Example: I can't believe she got off so easy. She psychologized that she shoplifted because her mother used to steal from her purse.
Example: Gave the cat some catnip, and now she's gone psychopawthic.
Example: My son, who never listens to reason and has no common sense, suffers from the pseudocondition of psychosclerosis.
Example: Hey! I had a major headache all last week, and this week a piano fell on my sister! Do I get psycredit?
Example: DJKitten was an expert in the field of psyence
Example: The only extant copy of the original PDP-8 assembler takes up 3,500 pterabytes of paper tape.
Specific, yet oblique.
Example: I didn't eat the whole buffet,,but I had a few ptinggas.
Example: New publi are opening all over the place.
Example: I uploaded a photocopy of my fingerprint to pubwan.
Usually a prep, but not always.
Example: All of those people who hang at the Pens Players forum are huge puck bunnies.
Example: What is up with Jessie? Does she always hang out with those jarheads? When did she become such a puck bunny?
Example: Where are the puckies for putting your hair up?
Example: I've been up so late studying that my brain is starting to puddify.
Example: Such a puddkele is my 25-pound cat!
Back formation from pudgy.
Example: I need to work off some of this pudge on my stomach.
Example: While shopping at Wal-Mart, several pudgebuckets were badgering their mom for Happy Meals.
in which actual words are required. Made up spelled backwards is puedam.
Example: William's puedamation was not only pathetic but also very annoying.
Example: Puff. If that is what you think.
Example: I thought the ad looked fine but then she just had to go and puff daddy it up.
Example: Ms. Monson is puffendsaton.
Example: He's such a puffer he had people believing he was the chief when he's just an ordinary beat-cop.
Example: After we went out to eat, I had a bad case of puffgut.
Example: You coming dancing tonight? No, I'm puggled.
Example: I was looking puh carrots and it took me forever to find them.
Usually a bad one, but not always.
A corruption of the word predicament.
Example: I just lost a thousand dollars in a game of cards. What a puhhdicament!
Or in the GOOD context:
I just won a thousand dollars in a game of cards. What a puhhdicament!
Example: Left Out Skippy is a good Pukamo band!
Example: Her remark was so upsetting I wanted to pule. The resultant pule made me want to pule all over again.
Adapted from the video game Silent Hill.
Example: I pulled a Harry Mason today when I missed a stop sign and kept speeding on.
I ended up getting pulled over.
Example: Even though she was my brother's girlfriend, I almost pulled a Holden last night when she giggled.
Example: After he fell, he found a dime he said I pulled a homer.
Example: Damn, I missed the street... I'll just pull a huey up here...
John was known to be extremely smart, but he was always saying after an exam, I know I got an F. Fellow students, in a sort of John Hughes Fan Club, had green sweat shirts (John must have had about forty, because he almost always wore one.) made up that had I know I got an F printed on them. Marshalltown, IA, circa 1981.
Example: I know I got an F. C'mon, Jack. You tryin' to pull a John Hughes? Everyone knows you didn't get a single answer wrong.
Example: The stripper agreed to pull a train with all of the guys at the bachelor party.
Example: You bought that Rolex? Somebody just pulled a hammer.
wind shear all night long; any attempt to eject means a serious headblow and potential death.
See _Night at the Roxbury_ for this in practice in extreme terms.
Common side effects are being disturbed when brushing up against doorknobs;
getting a migraine when seeing polyester shirts in direct light;
and crying in shame when you think about dancing in public.
Addendum: Women are urged to wear closed-toed shoes as these are tricky maneuvers.
Example: She was extremely attractive. Several guys tried to pull a goose.
takes the shot while the goaltender is out of position, usually resulting in an easy goal.
Example: Not only is Mike Mark a C-Master (see C-Master), the only way he can score
goals is by swarming my goalie and pulling the trigger. That's weak.
Example: I opened my pulltab and won $500.00 dollars.
Example: That pulse tifle's gonna blow him away--big time.
Example: Many of the pebbles on that part of the beach are pulus
Example: That puma was all over you.
Example: Sophia pummelgates all the time.
Yesterday she came to the office trying to find out what pommelgate meant.
She insisted that was the correct spelling.
It turns out that the word she was looking for was promulgate, so we decided to give pommelgate, pummelgate life in her honor.
Example: Interestingly enough, soon after my daughter pumped gas, we saw Derek Zoolander's model buddies pump gas, too.
Example: A: Check her out.
B: Yeah, shame about the pumpkin warrior she's hangin' with. A: Snubbed.
Example: Wow, that guy has 55 Smashing Pumpkins cds. He must be a real Pumpkinhead!
Example: Would you like to take a survey? Punch.
2. A game where one punches a friend extremely hard when a beetle is spotted and yells
Punch buggy--(color of car)! The addititon of No Punchbacks is optional.
Example: Never drive past a Volkswagon dealership with Crystal in the car--she's killer at punch buggy!
Example: He is a political pundant.
Example: Stop mooning the other cars. You're being a pungent.
Example: I called my sister a punjabb because the pool ball bounced off the table after she hit it.
Example: When I attempted to get a refund, I was punked off by the cashier.
Example: That girl is crazy! She's what you'd call a punkette!
Example: can be used as a noun - Mike was being a punkus all day today, or as an adverb - Stop acting so punkus, Mike!
Example: She is such a punkydoo.
Example: (1) I have a paper due tomorrow, but I'm punting it. (2) The meeting was getting boring, so I punted.
Example: I have to clean the window now--it's covered in Bob's pupcrus.
Example: The window that Spot looked out of while awaiting his master's return was covered pupcus.
Example: What my mother said about my hair did not stir me to puperflect about my bad hair cut.
Example: I just cleaned that window and already it's got a pupkiss.
Example: Can you let the dog in before he gets pupkus all over the door again?
Example: The last time he saw her she had many love bites and love purps.
Example: He wants you to see him at 4 by the purple monkey dishwasher.
Example: Look at those purpleh sweatpants. My God, cover your eyes.
Example: hey.. r u riding a purplestorm ??? time to change new bike.
Purpliest can be used as the superlative, for the most extreme amount of purple ever known to man.
Example: The outfit she is wearing is much purplier than the one she wore yesterday.
My friend has the purpliest room; even her microwave is purple!
Example: Having no ideas for the science fair, Bob had a feeling of purposelessness.
Example: Looks like she finally found her purrfect man; he supplies everything and she has all the fun.
Example: Landing her millionaire was the most purrific event of her life.
Example: Your perfume sure smells purty.
Example: He went out and got a case of beer last night and pushed tin all night by himself.
each of which is expressed depending on the tone of voice used to say the word.
Example: What?! I don't understand. Pushnah!
Example: If you microwave a puss-pup you are bound to burn your tounge on the cheese.
Example: My calico was so happy she was pusscalating.
Example: Men are pussified by women's lib.
Example: Sally pussyfooted around the issue of asking her boss for a raise.
Example: My big toe is infected, now it's all pustacious.
Example: bob: so are u still going out with jen? johnny: nah, i put away the shotgun and got me jane
Example: Mary is quite attractive. I may just have to put my name in.
Example: My puter crashed three times this week.
2. A woman's nickname.
Example: Please turn off the putie when you are done.
Example: Could you lend me $20 and putitonmytabmom.
Example: As I walked closer to the creek and realised it was full of raw sewage, it became clear how putrank it was.
variations: putronic, putronically
Entomology: A friend of mine once thought some now-forgotten word written on a chalkboard was putron. She even asked the teacher what putron meant.
Example: I cannot read the notes on the board. It's covered in putrons.
Doctors' handwriting is notoriously putronic.
Example: My putt-putt has bad shocks and a bad paint job, but it still gets you down the road in one piece.
Example: The zit cream costs $12.00. Let's split the cost. How much you puttinin?
Example: The best way to pvedderphall from 30,000 feet is to use a parachute.
Also used to describe flame used by necromancers and other evil wizards.
Example: The necromancer heated his cauldron with a well-cast pvyrebaal.
Example: Bobfred: What's the capital of Saskatchewan, Canada?
Definition: superiority; the aquisition of more skill/ability than other things/people.
Example: This is total pwnage. I pwned you.
render a victim completely helpless and at the absolute mercy of the victor.
It's origin comes from the word owned commonly used in hacker speak to
represent complete ownership of a hacked computer system or defacement of a
Website. The variation of spelling (from owned to pwned) is thought to have
occurred do typing errors in certain online games. On a computer keyboard
the letter p is close in proximity to the letter o , so pwned became a common misspelling. New online gamers seeing this misspelling simply adopted
it as the true word for owned.
Example: I pwned you when I took first place in the competition.
Variations: owned, ownz
Example: When navigating the driver's test, you have to be careful not to run into any pwups.
Example: That pyrokleptic stole my lighter!
Example: My boyfriend is a pyrokleptomanic, is yours?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Example: Using Pythonian Deductive Reasoning we can establish:
Since it's warmer in Boston than Phoenix, it's Winter.
Something is changing nature's patterns.
Witches practice in meddling in nature.
Therefore, witches are causing the warm weather in Boston.
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